the one with a penis

the one without a kid

>>16296803
AyeeTeee89

Black bitch and soccer?

The one with the biggest butt

>2011
>e-dating

the one with the biggest cock

All of them.

All of them.

all dem egos
>you better be awesome
you ugly fat bitch, what the fuck makes you think you're worthy of another persons time, let alone an awesome person?

>Single mother
>29
>Right off the bat "is there any good men"

How about I icepick your face off.

>>16296854
I'm going to second this chick. Forensic science, likes sports, and seems attractive enough.

you know that mother of 6 is down to fuck

>is there any more good men out there

jericae2113 looks like she is depressed and has low standards, and doesn't have a completely busted face. go for it.

the rest sound like complete bitches. which is probably why they're on an online dating site.

>>16296880

>you better be awesome
>29 years old, single, and talking about how great her parents are in the second sentence

Female neckbeard equivalent detected.

Oh and OP should message the third girl from the bottom from Brooklyn.

>I'll rock your world

im not OP but jericae2113 looked like the only appealing one when taking everything into account (post, age, image, etc) which apparently my friend here finds hilarious

am i missing something, or is something wrong with me /sp/?

>mfw I honestly don't consider any of them remotely attractive
>mfw I think most people are subhumans anyways
>mfw no rational courageous folk

I tried this once. Pretty much all girls on there have serious Ego issues

the one that's DTF

>Single mother of 6

>Non white women confirmed for more interesting and less moany

>Pretty much all girls on there have serious Ego issues

>Pretty much all girls have serious Ego issues

the black chick that likes sports and music seems promising

I would pick the girl with the dacshund. Those dogs are pretty fun to play around with.

>29
>single mother of 6

>>16296973

I like her too.

She seems really fucking serious, even though she claims to want fun.
She'd be like me, and then we can sit stonefaced and serious together.

That'd be cool.

>Mizzlee 2011
>I have a son
>message me if you want to know more

Is your son black?

karens14 is a troll.

>ayeetee89
>Forensic Science
>Soccer
>loves music
take her to a Cosmos game when they enter the league, fuck on opening day.

>no one picking the MILF at the bottom

Shit /sp/, get it together

>29 years old
>single mother of six
good good even LeX is too good for that bitch

>marry soccer loving black chick
>have beige soccer loving kids
>be the future of America

>>16297057
but we like our MILFs on top

dohohohoho

>29yrs old
>6 kids
wtf. I put money some are different races

also
>not choosing the black girl
>not becoming the dad of the GOAT american soccer player
>not fucking what seems to be a cool girl and troll yuros at the same time
ISHY...

Date the bitch that is majoring in Forensic Science and likes sports and music.

>bryn mawr, pennsylvania
>mfw thats where I live

WHATS HER NAME OP ILL DO SOME SCOUTING

Black girl, Jericae, or MILF

Anything else is unacceptable

>>16297102

>having sex and dating black chicks to troll yuros

Yeah, because more mixed race/blacks wouldn't give them even more troll ammo.

>Everyone mentioning the Forensic Science bitch

Sounds like a fake degree from one of those fake colleges like ITT Tech

>>16297151
>implying making a GOAT mixed race American soccer player wouldn't make yuros mad when he scores 20 goals in the World Cup

black girl can't even take a reg picture has to be at a weird angle and shit. another wvote for jericae here.

I wonder how many of /sp/ would watch a guy browsing PlentyofFish.com on stream

AyeeTee89, if the rest of her body looks as good as the pic shows.

Also

>cmb1982

>single
>have 6 fucking kids
>29 years old
please message her how she fucked up so hard fuck it I'm making an account to message her

>>16297151
have ever seen mixed race girls dude
easily the hottest shit around son

I can't get butthurt from someone that looks gray

http://www.pof.com/member32769124.htm

Should I go for it?

>>16297204
>duck face
yea sure why not

from the single mother of 6.....

>I am single mother of 6 amazing children I know a lot of kids but wouldn't change nething!! I am looking for that special person to enjoy my life with! I enjoy doing a lot of different things bowling,movies love horror, i. Love to be outdoors so nething outside I enjoy doing, I am a sports fan so I watch a lot of sports I love to cook and would say I'm pretty good at it too! I'm hoping to go to college soon to be a teacher! I have only been on this site for a few days and have gotten a lot of msgs ecspecially guys messaging and telling me I'm fake just because there is a pretty girl on a website dsnt make u fake I am a real person so if u wana find that out just message me and we can talk!!!

>>16297204
>decide to try this site out
>fill out info
>hood rats everywhere

>>16297243

>>16297243

>I'm a single mother of 6 amazing children
Holy fucking shit

>>16297221
that some mexican from tijuana type shit nigga

>>16297243
Kinda looks like Brian Wilson a lil bit

>>16297328

>mfw half the women on pof in my area are Jewish

>>16297328
haha oh wow

>>16297257
me again, best I could find

>>16297354
>5'2"

BUENO

>girl messages me
>back and forth for a few
>run out of things to say
>delete my account
such is life...

>>16297354
bitch is bangin

get it brah

>>16297354
>San Jose

She's probably the ex of a gangbanger

>>16297354

>>16297354
VIEW HER GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP NEEDS ALREADY FAGGOT

>>16297380
compared to the other shit near me she is dime


>I'm a single mother of a 8 month old little boy. I'm a fulltime college student trying to work my way to law school. I like hanging out with family, shopping, and doing alot of different activities that are family oriented. I'm a very fun out going person, looking for the cheese to my macaroni. I love country music and some rap but very little. I love hanging out with good company that makes me feel comfortable. I have a huge heart and sometimes thats one of my faults people tend to take advantage of that. I am very understanding, trusting, and compastionate.

I found this on someones profile and I almost fell out of my chair. Sorry I don't have the link though, it was at least a few months ago.

What site is this/is it legitimate

>>16297402
>lip piercing
>bob marley poster
>dat bruise/sore

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

>>16297414

POF.com

>>16297414

pof.com

meh, mostly loser girls who have cavernous vaginas

oh god please be a troll

>>16297402
again here
>cute asian
>San Francisco
fuck im not driving 40 miles

>>16297354
>19

She's a psycho

>>16297402
>full time student with a kid
She makes no money so someone in that family got cash

>country with a little rap
That's like the opposite of what it should be

>I have a huge heart
Cardiomegaly is expensive AND genetic so that littlun's got dat shit too

>I like hanging out with family, shopping, and doing alot of different activities that are family oriented.
Bitch couldn't come up with TWO things before mentioning her family again. Might as well have said familia. Tread lightly

>>16297410

>lil nigga

Must be a troll

>>16297445

Soo.. they're just looking for some no-strings sex? I'm down.

>>16297410

Highly likely it's a nephew/cousin/brother

>>16297449

Tampa?

Mah nigga.

oh.
my.
fucking.
god.

LANDWHALE ALERT, THE WEAK OF HEART BE WARNED!
http://www.pof.com/member28360121.htm

>>16297475
they want me to join. should I?

>>16297475
dat mustache

>>16297475

why...

>>16297475

Hi im Nicole

>>16297449
>Cute
>19 month old daughter
Well, there's a bit of a probl...
>I have cancer at the moment
>mfw

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=28708967

mite be cool

so you can only view certain # of profiles before you join right?

should I go for it /sp/>>16297354

>>16297499

That's sad.. if I was close I'd get to know her.

>>16297475
jesus christ solid 7 material right there

is there stubble on her double chin

>>16297475

>The longest relationship nicole1085 has been in was under 1 year.

lol what?

>>16297455
>I have a huge heart
>Cardiomegaly is expensive AND genetic so that littlun's got dat shit too

Probably one of the greatest posts I've seen on /sp/

>>16297449
>the first things people notice about me
>their teeth

>notice about me
>their teeth

>>16297475

>>16297520
I went to her profile...last online April 8th...

>>16297475

>A few extra pounds

MY SIDES
/sp/ YOU ARE KILLING ME TONIGHT

>>16297543

Sad.. hope she at least found someone for that time if she did pass.

>>16297475

>Body Type: A Few Extra Pounds

>>16297548
>sounds perfect for LeX

>>16297518
common /sp/ bros

>>16297354

There's got to be something wrong with this picture. There's no way a normal person looking like that is on this site.

STD? Daddy issues? Narcissist?

>>16297449
>I just out of an airplane
>staying alive

dangers,dangers everywhere

If you don't have a Plenty of Fish profile, you don't know shit about sports

I got with 31 year old slightly chubby solid 7 all Winter thanks to based POF

>>16297579

If it's daddy issues, then that's game for some rough, NSA sex.

>>16297559
Agreed...hope she just stopped using okcupid...

>>16297579
it says she's non religious white girl
do i get at it /sp/

ok im fucking down to join this site with some /sp/ bros even though i know nothing good can come of this...

what would be a good /sp/-related profile image?
jags guy?
costanza?
orson welles?
the based god?

>>16297579
DOLPHIN TEETH

>>16297604

I don't see how it's even a question, I'd be on it.

>>16297616

Super Mario Balotelli

>>16297354
>those small teeth

jerry! shes only got baby teeth!

>>16297616
that's not how POF works man....

>>16297622
here is her about me
>out Me
I'm not really sure who I am, and I'm fine with that. I'm not trying to "find myself" because I'm not lost.
My friends mean the world to me, and I don't know where I'd be without them.
I can come off as quiet or shy, but once I get to know someone and feel comfortable around them I'm talkative and bubbly.
I laugh easily and frequently.
I have an affinity for cult classics and the obscure, kitsch, and eccentric.
No matter what I end up doing for a living, I will always be a writer. Writing is more than my passion; it's an integral part of who I am.
I love all kinds of music and have been called a "music nerd" on more than one occasion. I was raised on a steady diet of Beatles, Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, and Jethro Tull, but have since moved on to The Thermals, Fun., The Offspring, and Ludo.


I don't know what I want out of life and that's okay, because I still have so much life ahead of me. My only goal is to live it as best I can.

>>16297475
>my goals in life are to have a good career
>The type of music i like is all kinds
>Im going to work as long and hard as i need to succeed in life
>Im a kind caring women, easy to get along with, great personality
>Im looking for a kind caring man to get to know and be in a relationship with
>I like to go for walks on the beach,go Out to dinner and a movie and also out dancing
>I want some one I can build a relationship with and find true happyness with
>I want to find true love

>>16297616

Do something subtle....like a candid picture of Jay Cutler

>>16297646
>writer

No career goals and will be broke her entire life unless there is a man around. That's the worst I can really see.

DO IT FAGGOT.

>>16297658
trolledsoftly.jpg

>>16297646

Sounds like she's pretty laid back even if she's a little "lost". Decent taste in music, but if you support her writing career/motivate her to write then she'll like that, even if it is a shitty profession.

>>16297658
Use this one

>>16297646
Seems p cool.

>>16297658

Second.

AyeeTeee89

She may be black but she's about sports, which I can't say the same for this thread

fuck where is cutlers yearbook photo
i dont have it

>>16297680
>>16297683
>>16297686
aight contacting now, some mixed babies coming your way /sp/

>>16297658
>mention in your bio that you had some developmental problems as a child

because jay cutler often looks a bit derpy

>>16297716
Nah just say you got concussed a whole lot.

>>16297729

Just say one concussion when you were saving a drowning 5 year old girl.

Guaranteed pussy.

>cutler
say that you still believe in santa clause

>>16297716
don't forgot to mention your diabetus

well should i?

http://www.stdfriends.com/tishsena

>>16297747
>stdfriends.com

>>16297747
>stdfriends

Now we're getting somewhere.

>>16297747

>STD(s) : HSV-1/Oral, HSV-2/Genital, HPV, HIV

>stdfriends

>dat latin body
>dat ass
>que sea especial
>medical asistant

I'd play doctor with her.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32388995

>>16297761
GOTTA CATCH'M ALL

>>16297747
http://www.stdfriends.com/Baba

nuoh my god

http://www.stdfriends.com/cupcak3

damn...

>>16297747
>STD(s) : HSV-1/Oral, HSV-2/Genital, HPV, HIV
>Have Children: have and do not live with
>mfw she lives like 15 minutes away from me

>>16297789
>Hi baba;

>I'm muslim and I have HSV 2 , I'd like to know more about you and I don't mind if I get married with a woman have HIV, please If you would like to know more about me please email me at alinemri1@yahoo.com.
looking for hearing from you

>>16297781

mite b cool

http://www.stdfriends.com/ilovepenish2

>>16297789

>"I'll do anything to score some China white"

>>16297826

>>16297789
>ali_nemri1
>beta

pick 2

>>16297791

>Annual Income: prefer not to say

http://www.stdfriends.com/SEXYMAMA300
>22
>HSV-1/Oral, HSV-2/Genital, HPV, HIV, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, Other

>>16297781
>Graduate Degree
>Medical Assistant
Confirmed for either under achiever or lying. Being a medical assistant requires less education than a nurse.

http://www.stdfriends.com/lisafly123

YES PLEASE

>>16297871
>Other

>>16297871

>Body Type: muscular

This bitch is almost a goddamn cow

>>16297757

Professor Brothers reaction image?

Never thought I would see the day.

>>16297789
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>>16297875
>You're cute and obviously love animals which I like. Msg me at kirkhamate@yahoo.com if you wanna chat.
>obviously love animals
>holding pokemon

>>16297895
Newfag, fuck off

>>16297354
this guy again.
is this site a troll, got some bitch that looks like Taylor Swift from over the hill

>>16297874

Her English is probably not too great I'm guessing lol. Either that or bitch figured graduate degree=degree you get from 6 month long medical assistant training at local IIT tech type of pseudo-university.

She's still much better looking than 90% of the bitches that have been posted so far, though. Would pollinate.

>tfw I couldn't fuck any of the girls on this site knowing they have some sort of STD that I don't want

ugh im trying to create jay cutlers profile but i dont know near enough about him to even half-ass this. can get some help here /sp/?

>>16297945
>being sad because you don't want to get a disease from some nasty slut

I don't understand...

I could never fuck a girl I knew had an STD, even if I wore a condom.

>>16297959

Same here, man.

>>16297950

likes: interceptions

dislikes: concussions, Bears offensive line, friends

>>16297893

>>16297968
if it was that easy

just... try the start of the registration process at POF youll see what i mean its asking fucking EVERYTHING

>>16297968
more dislikes: Mike Martz, Josh McDaniels, sugar, Wisconsin

>>16297950

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Cutler_(American_football)

>28
>from Santa Claus, IN
>drink socially all day errday
>body type athletic, a little extra due to diabeetus
>Pet Peeves: people named Mike and Josh
>favorite quote: "Tell Martz I said fuck him"

>>16298003
>profession: stunt double
DO IT FAGGOT

why do they keep pairing me with black people

>>16298003

>santa claus, IN

>>16298033
Get that chocolate, boy.

Is there a site like this for virgins?

>>16298033

White Man Black Woman = Black baby

Black Man White Woman = Black baby

NWO

>go on pof
>type in zip code and hit within 35 miles
>black women everywhere

there are actaully some hot women on this bitch, why are they on this site for fucks sake.

>>16298039
surprised people didnt notice it the first time>>16297740

>>16298042

>>>/soc/

ok fuck it im just going to wing it for now and post profile/login info when im done, ill leave the detail-fixing to you guys okay? im no good at this paragraph bullshit.

>>16298045
but im not even white, I don't think I can handle a black woman

Did OP ever message AyeTee or Jericae213-3.14-187-619 or whatever her name was?

Send them messages, cap them and post it up, brah.

>>16298054

they're all asshole tripfaggots over there. I'd like a dating site where I can meet a beautiful virgin girl who is of age.

>>16298061

They are very durable. 30 day money back guarantee, 1 year full warranty, 5 year parts with no labor included.

>>16298068
>tripfaggos
but that's wrong retard

>>16298039

>Santa Claus was established in 1854. In 1856, when the town (then known as Santa Fe, mispronounced "fee") was working to establish a Post Office, the US Postal Service refused their first application as there was already another Santa Fe in the state. Several town meetings were held, during which the name Santa Claus was selected.
>1856

Didn't people have better things to do back then than to name their goddamn town Santa Claus?

>>16298068

>beautiful
>girl
>virgin
>of age

Choose 3, it aint happening.

>>16298068

There are no virgin girls after 16 or so.

>>16298062
Nah he doesn't need to post them. He should be spending his time actually getting in there.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32697589

Oh my

>>16298075
in 1856 town halls were the internet.

>>16298106

yes.

>>16298068
>beautiful
>virgin
>girl
>of age

who wants a:

>overweight/underweight
>male
>virgin

damn san jo is doing better than I thought.

just finished messaging psycho bitch over at the top of the thread

>>16298106

Post a pic. POF being gay and asking me to register in order to view links now.

>>16298144
>90x90

>>16298106
>not bad

>>16298141

>not having a POF account

just make one nigga.

>>16298141
>mixed race

>>16298106

>LOL I'M SO EDGY XD

>>16298165
cool deleted post bro

>>16298106

Dat tasteful thickness.

>2011
>not picking based jericae or based beach bum
I.......

any bay area bros want to tap that

>>16298206
>Im just a really down to earth girl who enjoys to sit at home/inside and play a good game of Left for Dead 2, Bioshock, dead space or WoW.i dont really play console games but regarless i can kick your ass on one. mostly a PC gamer since family takes up the one and only TV. I've been a musician for about 9 years now playing many types of rock,but not as heavy into it as I was in the past. in the next couple of years i plan to get my associates in Fashion Design, and hopefully move to washington state.the only major thing i will get up and truely play a sport outside for is paint. i find it to be extreamly fun.

>>16298217
>extreamly

Bitch is a nerd that can't spell. Dumb shit, wouldn't bang.

>>16298206
>doesn't work out at all
>cosplay as someone that shows their midrift
>not too ashamed
>vega
>never lifted a weight in his entire life
>cosplay a character with no shirt

>>16298217
>in the next couple of years i plan to get my associates in Fashion Design

99% pleb spotted.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=33203707

>>16298239

>>16298217
is an paint an sport?

>Looking for someone to intercept my love

>>16298252

I'd hit it...

>>16298264
she has her match brah

>>16298274
meant the fury picture btw

>>16298274
is this bitch a wannabe asian?

>>16298289
idk

>>16298274
>>16298285

Yeah I saw that pic. She's too much of a weabboo for anything other than a fuck session anyway. Even then its playing with fire.

time to get into these white wimmenz
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32551228

>>16298244
guess i was too slow again
http://www.pof.com/member33203648.htm

>password is shaw
use anytime you want /sp/, this is board property

>I am a student and work part-time. I am pursuing a career as an MFT (marriage family therapist). I am most passionate about my faith, that Jesus Christ died on the cross for my sins, rose on the third day so I could spend eternity with Him. I grew up in the mountains, so I love the outdoors, camping, hiking, fishing. I love country music along with all the new stuff. I love to laugh, humor keeps me sane. I love photography, I have shot several weddings, family portraits, and senior pictures; and have even done a fair amount of surf photography. Sports is a big part of my life as well. I played soccer, basketball, and tennis in high school. And I am a big fan of professional sports as well.

she ripped my heart not even knowing it

>>16298346
>I am most passionate about my faith, that Jesus Christ died on the cross for my sins, rose on the third day so I could spend eternity with Him
> I am pursuing a career as an MFT (marriage family therapist)


Faaaantastic

>tfw i run a relatively vague local search on POF
>tfw OMG its that fucking bitch who made my life hell in freshman year of high school
>tfw i read her profile and she's still a bitch
troll away /sp/ i dont even give a fuck, 100% sure this is who im thinking of and that she deserves a little trolling.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32937540

>>16298363
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=17157172

Don't know if want

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=30824100

Her eyebrows scare me

>>16298370
why don't you fuck her like the trash she is

>>16298375
do it do it do it

lets have a four way
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32723770

>>16298387
because im smart enough to know that id get the shit beaten out of me (at best) since she always has hung out with the uber-jock crowd, all muscley and shit. actually it sounds like she still does. i mean, i havent even SEEN her in like, 5+ years but hey what the hell.

>>16298404

>>16298404
Would fuck

>>16298404
>Vaughncouver

>>16298370
>Things that flat out annoy me:

>people who talk like they havent been to school or misspell a lot
>if you cant say thank you then wow your just RUDE
>your

>>16298422
i chuckled

>>16298417
do it dude what's the worst that could happen

>>16298429
the worst? ...probably that she pulls of some stunt like back then and makes me look and feel like the biggest beta there ever was and everyone around me ridicules me... i mean, im not that bad of a guy but she is a royal-class bitch that knows how to get to people. you know, the cliche kind, she complained when she got the wrong kind of "beemer" for her sweet 16 iirc

>>16298455
you're an adult the beta/alpha thing is meaningless now

also image fresh of the presses

>>16298455
>online dating account
>still having standards

she can only choose 1 bro

>that feel when you live in the boonies and this site gives you results 49 miles away

>haven't checked okcupid account in a couple months
>decide to check on it because of this thread
>got 2 messages, both from obese women
>mfw

>>16298470
did you SEE her profile? she clearly has a conflict of interest because her entire description is ABOUT her standards... bitch is classless as fuck

anyways yeah, just thought id put it out there in case anyone needed a target for whatever reason. troll or dont, not my perogative to convince you. this is a pretty great thread though, some of these women are beyond lol-tier

most of my matches are still in high school
>my dance when

>>16298514
>not dating an easily impressed high school girl

>>16298526
actually thats my happy dance, its just the version without the text is to big for /sp/.

btw do you like thick women bro

Oh wow

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=33043328

>DA BUUUUUUUUUUURS

>>16298541
>zelda
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg

get the new game and go with her son

>>16298535
Yes, but that's a bit too thick my white self.

>>16298560
>not taking a challenge
son i am disappoint

>>16298541

Not sure if trap...

>check girl on okcupid
>the first things people usually notice about me
>My Legend of Zelda tattoo=) I have a triforce with fairies on my back. It's a great icebreaker at parties.
>mfw the first thing people notice is something on her back

Does this mean she introduces herself by letting people fuck her doggy style or what?

>Im an interesting person from China. I have started my new life in the US since January, 2011
jungle fever time


>>16298582
yea I was thinking that too

>>16298582
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32197715

Try guessing this one

>>16298597
nooooooooooooooopppppppeeeeee

>mfw http://www.pof.com/interests/4chan.aspx
>mfw i have no face
wat

>>16298610
>http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=26042646
/fa/ spotted

>>16298610

>black people on 4chan

Oh wow

>>16298623
more like 420chan

inb4 he's in this thread

>>16298621

>Hope to become a Nurse Practitioner and eventually get my Ph.D to teach/do research.

>>16298623
I am black
U mad whitey

>>16298554
is she a fat fuck

>>16298623
>mfw he is KillWhitey

>>16298649

I'm not white. Also Kill Whitey is one of my fav tripfags on /sp/.

>>16298661
ohh shit

>>16298661

I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

some of these bitches have like the craziest demands ever

>>16298688

Females don't know what they want. It's just how they are. They always make all these demands in what they want in a guy but they go for the opposite. Women can't into logic.

>that feel when too beta to make a move

19 my ass

>>16298726
hey dude I just messaged to girls that im sure are in my league, just keep your head up playa

>>16298738
fuck I need sleep
>two

>>16298728

>Dat forehead

>http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=30691841
yea babe, those faces are a turnoff

>>16298799
>doesn't smile

bitch has messed up teeth

now im depressed
I need a drink

>>16298835
>Ethnicity: Asian with Mixed Color hair

>>16298799

> Body Type: Average

apparently these are my matches

I must have shit taste in femals

>>16298845
look at cute face man

jesus christ that nose
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=21639789

>>16298859
Still better than mines. Mines are all solid 7's and crackhead bitches.

>mfw when I have a degree in physics and 80% of my matches are waitresses

>>16298878
this was one of my matches>>16298859

>>16298859

There are a few ok looking ones in there. I wouldn't complain.

>>16298879
forgot my face

>>16298305
She has a really pretty face though.

>>16298305
>Body Type: A Few Extra Pounds

>>16298859
also the best matches are from 30 miles out
FML

>>16298404
You are attempting to signup from a country we currently do not accept signups from your current location. We only accept users from Canada, UK, US, Australia, Ireland, New Zealand, Spain, France, Italy and Germany

>Assholes.

>>16298966
not being from those glorious countries listed

>>16298966
What third world country do you live in?

>>16298799

Would fuck

>>16298966
>Not living in Canada, UK, US, Australia, Ireland, New Zealand, Spain, France, Italy and Germany
WHY

>>16299065

>pwnstar91

>>16298966

If you aren't from one of those Countries, you are not welcome on /sp/

>>16298966
slavshit spotted

>Interests
>A MAN who knows how to Treat a woman like a QUEEN

>>16299098

>Interests
>A MAN who knows how to treat a woman to a BURGER

>>16299098
not taking that BBQ to town

>>16299093
bingo.
But I´ m not one of them. I´m only working here.

>mfw this thread

Dayum shame it's near its end

>>16299112

well said

>>16299133
want me to continue my explorations

>>16299152
Of course.

>>16299170
but the only females on my city I cracked onto already, do I try another site

>>16299178
Meh, fuck it, I gotta get some sleep anyway. Good luck with getting a girl.

>>16299187
thanks bro

I'm really curious the kind of girls I could attract on this site, but I don't want to actually go out with any of them.

>>16299196
check out this>>16298859
most of them are out of my area anyway so it doesn't matter anyway. Im definatly cracking onto this one>>16298835 though

Signed up to this thing for shits and giggles

>mfw there are some actual solid sevens near me

I honestly wouldnt have thought so

>>16299243
>mfw the best matches for me are 40 miles away from me at best
>have no face

>>16299254
actually lives close to me and dtf. Too bad I have a gf I guess

>>16299278
>not fucking her
>not bringing honor to the name of your tripcode

chick number 2
No idea where the fuck she lives so probably like 30 miles away

chick number 3
going by what her shit says she seems like a total slut. Just looking for a good time. Relationships never last at all etc. Probs psycho bitch but probably really really easy when drunk

>>16299323
do it

this chick
> im short i have big boobs i like sex and yea
Not very attractive though

>>16299346
>not titty fucking her

wow actually not bad at all.

>im silly, quirky, sexual, sporty, and looking for longtime romance.
>i love surfing,singing,recording music, dancing.
>my goal is to be an interior designer or school teacher.
>i am definately a nice person willing to love anyone.

>>16299388
common nigga do it

>>16299399
Nah I couldnt. I live in a pretty small town. Its only got like 1mil people. Either everyone knows everyone or they know someone who knows someone they know etc.
If I cheated on my gf i'd lose her forever and I dont want that

>>16299419
>1mill people
>small town
is this nigga serious

my town is 50k tops nigga

>>16299428
Yeah well its small for Australia.

We are a huge country but dont have that many large cities. People refer to Adelaide where I live as a country town compared to the other big cities in Australia. Sydney had like 5 mil people, Melbourne has 4 etc.

I live in a small city for Australia

>>16299428
He's right though. If Adelaide's anything like Perth, which has about an extra half a million people then everyone's within like two or three degrees of separation.

Almost every time I go to a party at a new friend's place I run into people I've known for ages that I didn't know knew them.

You can't sleep around in a place like this without everyone knowing everything about it.

>>16299461
Too true. You go to a random party and meet new people and out of no where they know a ton of people you know.

Like my current gf when she added me on facebook we had never met but had like 60 mutual friends.

preeeety sure I served this girl at work the other day. We actually talked for a little bit

>that feel when you find a girl you work with

She has a huge rack