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remember this thread

>1hour too early

oh shit louis theroux brb watching

>Louis Theroux thread

LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS

Fuck OP.
I like watching Louis Theroux, and how socially awkward he can be

>hugging a monkey

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IT'S GOING TO RIP MY FACE OFF

This episode is depressing already.

Didn't guy release all his animals and then kill himself

stream?

Tornado's gonna kill all the tigers.
>mfw

>Keeping wild animals as pets
>Americans

Wind is more scary then tigers

>>16077948
try firstrow

>>16077922
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/19/ohio-police-exotic-animals-freed

Keeping tigers in cages that small is just ridiculous

This documentary is Greeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

The zoo keepers looks like a really skinny and shit version of dog the bounty hunter.

>>16078066
Keeping tigers just ridiculous

fixed

PUT ESPN ON AND LAUGH AT HOW SHIT THE MLS IS

>>16078151
its like league 2 football

lions confirmed for psycopaths

>>16078181
>It's like Blue square north football.
fixd

>>16078193

Well it is a wild animal.

>>16078151
>36 year old Beckham is the best player
>mfw

If the lion gets you, its better to shot you and not the lion

>this guy

>OP
>still confused by British Summer Time ending
pick two

How is it possible for ONE guy to look after 200 horses. what the fuck.

>Americans

>>16078233
What?

>>16078210
I didn't think it was possible that a game involving Marquez, Henry, Beckham, Keane and Donovan could look so Sunday league...

But it did.

I fucked a chimpanzee once. (work as a zookeeper). Well OK, IT FUCKED ME, hahah, but you get the message, lmao

>This is scary

>Keeping a tiger and a bear together

why?
because its cool

>This fucking guy

>>16078284
British Summer Time (British Daylight Savings Time) ended this morning. OP's made this thread 1 hour early.

"He's a tiger in captivity"
"so what will he be then?"
"A tiger in Captivity"

>hurrrrr durrrrrr

Louis Theroux thread on /sp/?

Fucking hell why are Americans so stupid?

This guy is a homo too oh wow.

I just turned Louis Theroux on.

>2011
>not being a homosexual tiger owner in a menage a trois relationship

ISHYGDDT

>this fucking guy

>Gay piligamist who only has threesomes
>Owns tigers and lions


Lol America really is awful

>>16078365
see
>>16078381

>implying its not a cover thread for Louis Theroux

THAT BLOOTER

>one of my significant others

This guy is fucking brilliant. He's got cut-as-hell tigers roaming around his house. And his own fucking harem.

>>16078416

Gays shouldn't be allowed to work with animals

Let's always get this shit started

>America

>This guy
>Gay
>three men on the go
>owns lions and tigers

alpha

I love the way that in his house he just has big cats lion about.

>>16078502

>Gay
>Alpha

wut

He is breeding tigers for a living

Conservation my ass

>Keeps his tigers in a babycot.
>this fucking guy

I thought this guy was a bit like the lion man

then now they are making for a profit from them

>bear running headfirst into a cage over and over again

Sure is cruelty to animals over there.

>"do they really enjoy being in cages"
>that feel when Louis gets no reply

I would like a baby tiger. They are cute as fuck.

I don't really get the chimps though. They're well ugly.

He can't bear to be cooped up like that

>guy says he could keep a full grown bear because he's owned dogs

oh god

>hipsterleague
sage

I want that bear
You can train animals
Yeah I have trained small dogs it will be easy

>I want that bear I've trained little dogs before

That baby bear running into the walls

Why aren't you slapping a tiger tonight, /sp/?

Why is he boxing his cat?

What a fucking arse.

what was that cat? a lynx?

This is making me rage so hard. Americans are so fucking retarded.

>YFW DA BEARS WIN DA THEROUB OWL

I couldn't do this, I owned a chameleon and that died.

>yfw the Louis Theroux show gets more posts than MOTD2

louis is far more scared here than he was walking in the jail cell with 20 niggers

When he asked about the bears there was an awkward paws

>2011
>Not fighting a wild cat, and putting a bear into its place

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING DUMB.

This programme, Like most programmes Louis Theroux does, makes Americans look bad, and so it should. Fucking idiots

>baboon daughter
>in a cage about two square foot

>dis obsession with america

>tfw Tottenham are so based they get their own show

>>16078689

Louis is trying to make a monkey out of him

>bathing with monkeys

>there's a definite baboon smell about her
>yeah, she bathes with me

That fucking Baboon would scare the shit out of me

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK, HE TAKES A BATH WITH A BABOON, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA.

>Making a bath with a monkey

monkeys need to live with other monkeys

>>16078772
Maybe he could live with you?

Did he just hint that the American dude fucks his monkey?

Baboons are hideous

Louis just said there was sexual tension because the baboon is female

what the fuck am i watching

98% genetically identical

>implying the other 2% isn't the arse

I bet you any money, he has sex with that monkey

Has a wife, she supports him

>this guy

Why the fuck isn't Cadfael on right now? This needs some live gifs.

>>16078812

Fucking hell this dude is mental

>says he has no respect for his wife
>wife says nothing

alpha as fuck

>I have no respect or trust for my wife who pays for the baboons I have sex with

Louis is shitting himself, as would i in that situation.

This guy thinking he can control a tiger, what is wrong with this monkey fucker?

>Rolling around on the floor
>Climbs on the chair
>It wants to fuck

>This guy

>keeping a 500lb tiger on a leash

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>Fucks monkeys
>Hates his wife
>Knocks about with a tiger

>losing your feet in a rollercoaster accident

>2011
>not losing your feet testing amusement park rides

>Losing feet testing roller coaster ride for his friend.
>confirmed for hillbilly

Hi my name is Joe, and I lose my leg trying a ride my friends built

>Testing an amusement ride his friends built
>His friends built

This guys life has been a real roller coaster ride

>lost his leg in a theme park ride-related accident

Is this real? Like, are these actually real people I'm sure this sort of thing doesn't happen to human beings.

This episode has to end with one of these guys getting their face ripped off, right?

>>16078968
>>16078973
>>16078975
>>16078981
>>16078985
>>16078988
>>16078991

>America

Seeing as this is the only real British thread during NFL SUNDAY: am I a fucking retard for buying both series of pic related on DVD?

I watched them and they didn't seem as funny as I thought they were when I originally saw them.

These women reek of mid life crisis

Why are all these monkeys wearing clothes?

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

>>16079055

Yes, massively retarded

I fucking love louis theroux and I fucking love football. I fucking love the BBC and I fucking love /sp/

What the fuck, getting a monkeys ears pierced

what the fuck is wrong with America

I absoltely love Louis's shows.. he's never afraid to ask the akward questions everyone wants to know. The best ones I can remember is the one where he goes to America's most hated family, living with the nazis, and there was one on a cult that is run by a peedofile guy who fucks all the little girls in the cult

>>16079055
>kevin Bishop
>gtfo.

>that kangaroo

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this, but im doing both

>>16079055

Absolutely. Awful show.

Go buy Brasseye on DVD.

>Kangaroo in a pram
>America
>The US of A

>Kangaroo in a pram

Jesus fucking christ America

was that a fucking kangaroo in a pram? did i see that? i mean, really?

This dude is gayer than 10 dicks in 9 arses.

>monkeys hanging themselves

U MADDY?

>monkeys committing suicide

>french kissing a monkey
>americans

>Monkeys hung themselves

Oh my sweet titty sucking christ

ah fuck I missed the kangaroo

Time for face transplants.

>Beware of the Chimp

THAT NIGGA MAD

Frenching a monkey

BBC 1 or 2?

>>16079210
2

>Monkeys hung themselves


>This monkey washing himself
He has more hygiene skills then the average american

Hartlepool United are nicknamed the "monkey hangers" because at some point in history they hanged a monkey who they thought was a french spy

>not keeping it sports related

>>16079080
>>16079114
>>16079125
God fucking damnit. I must have been really immature back then because most of the sketches are just really out of date and HURR BUMS DURR PISS HERP POO DERP

>implying I don't have Brass Eye on DVD already

>>16079210
>>16079210
2 nigger, although you'd be better off watching it on iplayer now.
missed 40 minutes of it

dem titties

milf

Its wearing clothes.
THE MONKEY

I'd pollinate this chimp bitch.

>Monkey eating Chinese

THIS IS A KARL PILKINGTON WET DREAM

>>16079236
>implying that Hartlepool aren't loved by everyone because of pic related

lol retarded american blonde can't understand 10 monkey attacks per 100 owned is worse than 100 dog attacks in 100,000 owned

>feeding your chimp pork rind and doritos

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICA

>mfw Americans

AMERICAN HERE

I NEED A STREAM

THAT NIGGA MAD

>not watching muslim driving school

>dat monkey
YES FUCK THE GLASS

holy fucking shit, that terrifying monkey

Dat monkey mad as fuck.

>Monkey rampage

>>16079326
American here. I read this thread, lol'd and found a stream. Here you go, bro.

http://www.stream2watch.me/index.php?option=com_videolist&view=video&Itemid=58&videoid=1
9296

>THAT FUCKING CHIMP

What the hell's going on?

Chimps are terrifying. They could rip your limbs off.

>>16079349
>2011
>And watching muslim driving school

http://twitter.com/#!/Loubot2000

Louis's doing a live commentary on the show on Twitter.

Making PETA mad

HAHAHAHAHA time for car bombs

>>16079394
OP intentionally makes the thread 1 hour earlier so that Brits can laugh at Americans being dumb

>Making Lions and Tigers fuck

>>16079326
Bro, if you want to watch the whole thing.
Wait a few hours and go on bbc iplayer. Watch the whole thing there

>>16079423
Ah, right.

>>16079326

You don't need a stream, get on a bus and visit the south of your own country.

>>16079405
>Lots of tweets finding the show upsetting. Yikes, it gets even more upsetting later.

My body is ready.

This fucking David Arquette motherfucker.

inb4 at the end of the show they show a graphic saying that woman got raped by the chimp and they gave birth to Gareth Bale.

>Using his brothers death money to cruelly keep Tigers

>>16079405
>Loubot2000 Louis Theroux
Random fact: Cooper had been "fixed" and his testicles were in a jar in the garage.
5 minutes ago

Will this be on BBC1 or 2?

>This fucking guy

>I would euthanise everything

inb4 V-Tech

OH GOD THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

>>16079502
It'll be on 2

>Wants to save animals
>If I go bust I will kill them all

>>16079242
& to follow this up: one of the few good sketches was followed up by a fake Channel 4 disclaimer saying that said sketch was stupid

the fuck Kevin Bishop
why

Just a Zebra hanging around then? I doubt its that black and white

It all went downhill after the PG Tips adverts

>>16079473

his fucking jaw and ears

They want to escape :[ crazy old lady

My word. Louis Theroux has found a group of Americans stranger than the Westboro lot.

Its just a small step away from a blown up statue of liberty

MY INDIAN NAME IS MOM OF CHIMPS

>America

>"She likes human contact"
>"She'll rip your fucking fingers off"

>keeping chimps in tiny cages
>acting surprised when they go crazy and rip your face off

Jesus, this is fucking horrific.

I'd be more than happy to read that all those chimps have escaped and killed that old lady.

This is so cruel and fucked up

It sounds like Jurassic Park

Loubot2000 Louis Theroux
Don't feel an urge to tweet so much now as this is the more upsetting part.

Oh boy
They are crazy monkeys

This has been getting more and more sad since the Kangaroo in a pram

>>16079583

They enjoyed making them, drinking tea and all that

This is no longer funny crazy Americans, this is sad now for these animals

What the fuck?

>>16079666
Loubot2000 Louis Theroux
I think this bit also qualifies as "depresso".

>thinking a liger is anything close to a sabre tooth tiger

Manmoth?

>These retards
>Believe in evolution

Impressive.

Recreating prehistoric mammals is a Mammoth task

>>16079662

wizard

>breeding a saber tooth tiger

Holy shit America. Never change.

>>16079729
In a test tube

Is this shit not considered animal cruelty? Can't they be arrested?

When Louis does these programmes, he must be thinking "how the fuck do these people exist". If i was Louis, i'd hate everyone

Hang on. He is actually trying to breed a sabre tooth fucking tiger?

Fucking hell America what?

>>16079758
It's in America......

>mfw an american was fat near me

AWWW THE TIGER CUBS!!!

>>16079758
This is America dude. If you own it, you can do whatever the fuck you like.

> Them Tiger cubs

I WANT ONE!

A favourite line: "Scientists are trying to breed the woolly mammoth in test tubes all day long."

>>16079761

But he makes it looks that he does not care and is not biased towards them.

Does this guy have AIDS? Seriously.