>Tony Stewart refuses to ever talk to Brad

That's kinda weird.

last two digits of this post win the race

>>16070690
Nope... nearest car is Dale Jr.

Drivers who will not win:
Any start and park
Dave Blaney
Clint Bowyer, the third place finish is strong with this one.

>>16070477
>Watching redneckrace when football is on

>NASCAR Thread
>No checklist

Whats with Ron doing all the intros? did he gave them a discount or what?

Today's predictions (what to watch for):

[ ] Joey Logano awkwardly handles Coke bottle
[X] Kurt Busch spins out/hits the wall for no reason
[ ] Poor pit strategy by Jeff Gordon late in the race
[X] Uncomfortable Kurt Busch interview
[X] Chad Knaus being passive-agressive over the radio
[ ] Jr chokes in the pits
[X] Carl Edwards taking off his glasses at the start of an interview
[X] Carl Edwards driving like a retard
[ ] Ryan Newman's in another hard wreck
[ ] Jeff Burton railing on about shit no one cares about
[X] Phantom debris caution
[X] Kyle Busch whining like a faggot - LOCK
[ ] Red Flag
[X] Montoya wrecking everyone in sight
[X] Blue deuce Blue deuce
[X] Contender taken out early by mechanical trouble
[ ] Newman's pissed
[ ] Kim Burton alert
[ ] Delana Harvick alert
[X] David Ragan spins out to get on camera
[ ] Bowyer bitching about something
[ ] Mile and a half tri-oval being boring as hell
[ ] Ambrose chokes again
[ ] Montoya? Winning on an oval?
[X] Carl Edwards blaming someone else
[X] Stewart makes a crude joke over the radio
[ ] The big one?
[ ] Larry Mac butchering the English language

Today's race will have
[Too many] Start-and-parkers

Youtube video of the week:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngq0XmAAij8

TAKE A DRINK EVERY TIME
>No "Six-Time" or something, I dunno

STONE TOLD SMOKIN JOE LEAD PIPE PADLOCK LOCK OF THE WEEKEND: Fuck it, going for broke...DALE EARNHARDT JR.

Not watching the race but there's your check list.

>>16071015

now its a nascar thread

Ashley needs to go on a diet, pronto.

>Turns
>Not TUMS

Go Juan Pablo!

Goddammit Jr.

LETS GET THIS STARTED

Well there it goes, the last hope for Jeff to win the Champions Hip this year.

Was watching the Ravens get raped, what happened to Jr and Hamlin?

>Gordon

>Vickers

He's been involved in every caution so far.

>Kurt Busch

Kurt Busch is such a douchebag

Anon here. Probably should have watched and done this race rather than the Ravens game. Goddammit.

Dat Ragan and Jr

>David Ragan getting mad as fuck at Earnhardt.

Enjoy your backmarker TRG car next year

>>16073001
>>16073055

what happened?

>>16073116
Ragan door-slammed Jr going into 1 on the restart, Jr came back on his bumper and pushed him through turn 3 to get him loose, went underneath and slammed him back to take the spot.

>vickers

>McMurray

>>16073241

So basically just normal short track racing?

Also lol at McMurray missing Vickers

>McMurray whiffing on a wreck attempt

>>16073300
Sorta, you can tell Jr was pissed though.

>>16073320

He doesn't get mad that often, but when he does he's not gonna fuck around. He'll take you out.

>no replay of the wreck

>>16073575
Spoke too soon.

Kurt Busch just got by, damn.

[X] Montoya wrecking everyone in sight

>JPM

>today's race so far

We're only 100 laps in, guys. Jesus christ.

>>16073672
It's been glorious.

Made the mistake of waking up for Berniewheel this morning, but this race is making me feel better

>Lap 118 -- Dale Earnhardt Jr. has a tire rub and may have to pit.

FUCKING EARNHARDT

>>16074009

this was never said on his radio

Jr has had an interesting race thus far.

Oh shit Jr what are you doing?

Did a mechanic caught fire?

>Jr.
>McMurray
>Vickers
>everyone's driving today

>Montoya
>2 speeding penalties already

>Lap 153 -- Travis Kvapil stays out and leads

this race

Need a shitty finish from Carl to spice things up. This finish will prob be wild.

Gordon to the lead.

>mfw

wat?

Jeff Gordon leading, didn't he have an over heating problem?

>Jr with a car that can win

>Edwards

>>16074588
Lap 243 -- Travis Kvapil goes a lap down.

>mark martin in charge of not hitting the curb

>99 goes a lap down
>WHOOPS CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN LOL CAUTION

>>16071015

>Jeff Gordon leading
>Sneak not watching the race

>>16075729
Did we just discover how Jeff Gordon can win a race? some one need to tell him to not watch the race if Gordon wins today.

>Edwards getting lapped again

inb4 caution

>Caution

About fucking time.

>>16076495

Watching the Bengals game so you guys should post more often so I can follow what is going on here.

100 laps to go. Gordon is leading.

Also,
>caution

The closer (Harvick) leading with less than 100 to go. 2 tire stop.

>mfw he comes on the radio in 25-40 laps and cusses at his crew chief for taking 2 and how terrible of an idea it was

>Ford goes around
>Carl Edwards gets free pass

>Kurt Busch

>Kurt Busch

>Kurt Busch

Did Childress just order Menard to cause a caution?

>Carl Edwards choking away the championship

>>16077757
Here we go.

>Vickers

Holy shit how many times can he wreck today?

>Vickers

>Vickers again

>40 laps to go

Shit's about to get real.

>Vickers

HOW CAN ONE MAN HAVE SO MUCH WRECK

>>16075693

Lap 457 -- YELLOW FLAG NO. 14: Travis Kvapil gets the free pass and is back on the lead lap.

Vickers cannot into Martinsville.

>Kenseth
>Busch
>Montoya

>Left front tire rolling down the backstretch

Well, somebody just lost their job

>Kryle

>Kyle

>18 in charge of tightening tires

>dat #83 car

so like...is Keselowski about to be the points leader?

>Vickers' car

Goddamn. Just park that shit.

>this race

>30 to go

>>16079147
Fuck, forgot my pic

>implying I want Carl to have a good points day

No. Don't do that.

>another caution

Fuck.

lol goddamn this race is crazy

>nascar drivers in charge of keeping cars driving straight

>Vickers 7 laps down

Damn, I was hoping he could get a lucky dog and finish in the top 10

>>16079280

why should they keep it straight if they constantly have to turn left

>eating Razorblades

Gil Martin confirmed for closet /sp/ lurker.

>Montoya

>JPM

>Carl in charge of not being a fake-ass piece of shit

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME VICKERS?

>Vickers

What the fuck?

Alright, that's enough. Black flag that fucker and send him to the garage.

>Vickers in charge of driving any car

>Vickers

Good job wrecking Kenseth there

The fuck was Vickers doing?

>vickers

>BRIAN FUCKING VICKERS

He's trying to get all the wrecks he can since he won't get a ride next season.

Also....

1. Edwards - 2272
2. Stewart 2261 (-11)
3. Keselowski 2255 (-17)
4. Harvick 2252 (-20)

There shouldn't be any major changes unless one of them wrecks in the end here.

>Alan Gustafson invisible shake weight

>Stewart wins

What?

There's gonna be some good post race fireworks I'm guessing

>Edwards 9th

fuck this world.

So

Any bets on who punches Vickers first?

>>16079573
WELP

>Blue deuce

1. Edwards 2273
2. Stewart 2265 (-8)
3. Harvick 2252 (-21)

WHOEVER IT IS...AT LEAST IT'S NOT JOHNSON AGAIN OR KYLE BUSCH!

this race made up for the entire season imo

>>16079674
JJ

>Dale Jr.