IT WAS HIS CELL PHONE THE ENTIRE TIME'Hurricane Irene: Beep Beep' Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.Coming this fall to a movie theater to you.RADAR: www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?brand=wxmap&query=morehead+city STREAM: www.ustream.tv/channel/live-severe-weather-webcam
First nigga
hurricane incoming
>staying up until 5 watching a stream of a guy doing nothing ISHYGDDT
third nigga
FUCK YEARRRRR
>not posting the pierr stream
pussies
>mfw nothing is happening
Also:http://surfchex.com/Awesome shot of a pier on the beach, surf is intense.
SURGE DESTROYING THAT PIER
JD YOU CAN DO IT TAKE THE TIME DO IT RIGHT YOU CAN DO IT BABY DO IT TONIGHT
>>14618875eye i mean
>>14618858
This Hurricane brought to you buy CrazyMother.tv and Wheaties Cereal. Wheaties, "The breakfast of champions."
Pier tier: http://surfchex.com/topsail-island-web-cam.php
>hello spee, are you having fun watching us?
>>14618899do you know how cars work
>not putting your butt in the wind
JD's awning just doesn't give a fuck
>these OP posts
>>14618900
of course you don't know the date, that's what a decade of meth abuse does
>>14618861OP is keeping me in stiches with every thread. Definitely 1. in the Hurricane bowl power rankings
i can be on stream?pic related, it's me
>>14618902
>mfw this thing finally goes down
>I see the wind>see the wind>see>wind
>staying at home on a friday night to watch a gas station blow in the wind
>>14618905you know how magnets work bro
Start putting the pier stream in the OP so people don't have to ask about it.
>>14618918>He can't see wind!
>>14618902NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>14618905ok right the car is running. Man he trunk must be filled with gas
>>14618925>friday night on the most alpha board on 4chan>conveniently enough people to create 7 threads
>>14618861>>14618861>>14618861Whoever is making these threads is a down ass anon.
18 months of MIT/Harvard experiments
BOOGITY BOOGITY CRAZYMOTHER.TV
>>14618909>these OP posts>these opening post posts>post posts
>experimenting with sound for 18 months
>>14618926the alternator keeps the battery charged and he has his truck full of gas>>14618932
>mfw a fookin alien POPS OUT OF NOWHERE right in the lends
>>14618902fuck you man, I cant stop lookin now
I HATE DOUG SO MUCH FUCKHIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
From this angle it looks like the awning isn't gonna do shit. I'm going to sleep.
>>14618939>OP>Not Original Poster
>arrive home from work>hurricanebowlI love you /sp/
>Prize fightWE SPORTS RELATED NOW
>>14618942wrong, magic
You can listen to law enforcement radios here radioreference(dot)comProbably more interesting.
>>14618932what Kind of car is he in?the battery should be able to power things for about 5 hours if in accessory positionalsoDANGER ZONE
THAT FUCKIN PIER MAN
>mfw I'm recording this incase he dies so I can put it on Youtube
>>14618939>thinking OP means opening posts and not original posterBOOM HEADSHOT
>this storm reminds me of a prize fightWE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS WE SPORTS
why does he keep saying the site name, clearly we all know it.
POST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHIT\POST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHIT
>>14618939>opening post
>>14618933Cry more bitch nigga
>>14618939Original Poster you fuckhat
>I tell you what
>>14618959jeep patriot or something
>HAARP
>>14618902NOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>14618959>High profileProbably SUV or Truck of some sort. Knowing the south it's a bro truck with after market electronics to run computers & shit.
>>14618959Jeep
>I think I'm in a safe place>in a hurricane>safeseriously?
>FOREVER ALONE
>>14618966other people streaming this too i guess also he might be getting paid by sponsors too i guess
>Brian>Forever alone
>open up audio stream>hes streaming Sunn O)))
>>14618943
>>14618959his car is running tho
We believe in you, Brian
>we're with you Brian
>thank god I've lost this 100 poundsHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT
>>14618988its called gas
dat fat fuck
>brian is describing getting raped
>eating the steering wheel>Amerifats
hahaha what the fuck is this analogy
100 pounds>fatty
>lost 100 pounds>still fucking fat
>if my ass was any closer to me I'd be kissing it goodbye
>grabbing my ankles
lost 100lbs, almost eating the steering wheelUSE SOME DAMN SELF CONTROL
Lost 100 pounds so proud brian
>design flaw>can't take a hurricane
THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING STUPID
brian what the fuck you talking about bro
OH BRAIN U SO CRAZY
I would probably be less scared of the hurricane than I would be sitting at a gas station alone in the dark
>>14618976he from new mexico. its jeep patriot. it shitty.
>lost 100 pounds>BETTER BEND OVER AND GRAB MY ANKLES
>>14619004im pretty sure he's wearing a bunch of jackets
POST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHITPOST MORE ALIENS ITT AND SCARY SHIT
>Texas>Hurricanes>Implying
>yfw the awning transforms into a robot and kills Brian because its a decepticon
>southern infrastructure
no shit brian, those were hit by ~120MPH winds. This is now 90MPH
>look for design flaws>acts like he watches nascar for racing, not wrecks >acts like he hunts for sport, not for bloodlust>delusional hillbilly
god my power went out in south florida with every tropical storm
What is it North Carolina? What the fuck? Answer the damn question!
This dude is hilarious.Nigga has sleep-deprivation and is running on energy drinks and adrenaline.
>>14619023Indeed, this is close to some Hard Rain in l4d2 shit
brian autopsy confirms 8 different substances in blood stream
INFRARED SATELLITE IMAGE FROM AN HOUR AND A HALF AGOWE ALMOST EYE WALL NOW
>Florida>Transformers Hurricane prepared.Pick both Brian. PICK FUCKING BOTH
>>14619024>guy sitting in jeep patriotYep you're right.
>>14619028>bitching about Texan transformers blowing in a Cat 5>praising pussy ass transformers not blowing in a Cat 2Nigga, what?
1. North Carolina.....90. Everyone else.......90001. Texas90002. Florida
>>14619029
>Hurricane Eileen>Doug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfZItov1BUohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfZItov1BUohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfZItov1BUo
>>14619013hahahahaha
>>14618996thanks, I was saying that he is running his car. Hes not just using his battery life.and yea, he filled up and has extra with him
>dougHoly shit this guy is superficial as fuckWhat a scumbag
How high is that water? And has he grounded the Patriot? >yfw his car washes away
>mfw it's 3am and i gotta get up at like 6:50damnit /sp/ for making me stay up 3 hours later than i should have, but i regret nothing
fucking real life dwight
>>14619040
you stupid fucking idiots, this is the sports board, not the 'east coast faggots overreact' board. fuck off. reported.
>Kendell Fox
3 CONSECUTIVE MISTAKES WILL GET U KILLED
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG
I heard the eye was collapsing
Where exactly is this taking place? Is he in an area that can have severe flooding?
awning is starting to twist again. I want this shit to fly off like a frisbee.
WHEN YOU SEE IT
Is that pole on fire?
>>14619047Texas and Florida get Cat 5s and Cat 4sNorth Carolina gets Cat 2s and Cat 1s. Mostly tropical storms, if anything.
>18 months of working on audio>audio is still crapYou've failed brian.
>>14619040Aw shit southern ohio about to get some love
>mfw this guy
my body is ready for someone in a ski mask to walk into frame
>>14619064new huh
>>14619072Morehead City, NC, everyone who isn't a fucking idiot left days ago. So yeah, he might die.
OH SHIT ITS ABOUT TO FALL
>front page of ustream>still <2500
>>14619064this isnt the 'mad as fuck neckbeards' board either
2471 /sp/artans are making this guys day
>We'd beat Charlie Sheen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzoPUHKZTNMthey all float
oh brain never change
>>14619094it is 3 am
>front page of ustream>everyone is asleep
>>14619103>brain
>>14619077
HAHA TIME FOR WIND READING
i need to take a wind readingWHY.jpg
AllThisWindMan.jpg
shits about to get real...bwaha
this guy dgaf
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/ap/7fb1b7d9-50fb-45d0-8e4a-8e98fecf2899.grid-6x2.jpgmsnbc has this guy in action. the pic looks pre-100lb weight lostt
>>14619066wut
YOU CRAZY MOTHER YOU
hes not coming back
Doug's being ignored
WE NEED TO LIGHTEN UP THE MOOD ITT AND RILE UP THE EASILY SCARED PEOPLEPOST PICTURES OF GHOSTS AND ALIENS WE NEED TO LIGHTEN UP THE MOOD ITT AND RILE UP THE EASILY SCARED PEOPLEPOST PICTURES OF GHOSTS AND ALIENS WE NEED TO LIGHTEN UP THE MOOD ITT AND RILE UP THE EASILY SCARED PEOPLEPOST PICTURES OF GHOSTS AND ALIENS WE NEED TO LIGHTEN UP THE MOOD ITT AND RILE UP THE EASILY SCARED PEOPLEPOST PICTURES OF GHOSTS AND ALIENS
Whooosh!We loved you Brian. Thank you. ;_;
we need a new thread do your thing sp bros
>>14619124Stop spamming nigger, no one cares.
>>14619124This is a hurricane watch thread you dumb fuck
ALIEN OMFG I SAW AN ALIEN ON THE SCREEN
>>14619124>>>/x/
>>14619133>140 posts left
>>14619132its still 170 posts
I just found out that Fucking Zeez died.Can anyone confirm?
ALIEN!
oh god im still drunk and I keep thinking I see shit in the videoI am freaking out
Red arrow is his current location
>>14619124NO ALIENS PLEASE NO FUCKING ALIENS! I CAN STAND EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR ALIENS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BRAIN BEING BASED AS FUCK
>yfw that /sp/artan earlier shows up
>>14619140Once again no one cares.
THIS NIGGA RIGHT HEREFUCK
>dis laggy video
I liked my mental image of what Brian looks like a lot more.
These guys are pussies, man. We used to play in Category 2 storms when we were kids. The roads were flooded and we'd float around on tires and shit and have mock naval battles.
the fuck is that guy doing hes gonna die
HE SAID THE NAME! HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE NAME OF THE CHANNEL WITHIN THE CHANNEL!
Yeah he is wearing 2-3 jackets
finally!Pier down. time for sleep
fuck Australia
>>14619153>implying that guy isn't either dead or a fucking asshole liar who was never there
>Australia
PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBY
PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBI
>>14619168waitwhat
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS A CONVICT OR KANGAROO
good thing he has shin guards
DIS CRAZY FOOL STANDIN UP TO THEM GUSTS
>>14619172>>14619173hivemind
>>14619168No it's not.
he is one crazy mother
>>14619157Did he look like...this?
brian is stan van gundy
>>14619172>>14619173shrimp mind
do you guys realize how fucking lonely and scary as shit that's gotta be?
>>14619168What're you talking about?
>>14619145Oh why did you bring this up, Jesus Christ I just got over it. How can we care about JD's Gas in a world where Zyzz is dead?
>>14619176It hasn't collapsed. At least my screen hasn't shown it. Just overtaken. I'm watching the main one.
>>14619158i used to play in cat 16 storms
WE POWER OUTAGE
he admits to not knowing what these numbers mean, yet he keeps talkign about them
>>14619191I would be scared without the hurricane
>>14619168No it's not you jerk.
WE 977 NOWPRESSURE IS DROPPING RAPIDLY, GUYSSHIT IS GOING TO GET VERY, VERY REAL, VERY VERY SOON.
body is not ready
LOOK AT THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ALIEN!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>14619186A bit like Colby from survivor/top shot
>the atmosphere is thick with weather
>>14619199A Category 16 storm would destroy the planet.
>yfw Brian is blown away by the wind
>>14619210We noticed that like 30 minutes ago, it was funny at first, now not so much.Once again no one cares.
>>14619210OH SHIT SON!
>we will never have video of all the destruction during hurricanes like the 1900 and the Key west and the 1938Fuck. I will never be able to see all three Balinese Rooms get blown away at Galveston.
>The atmosphere is really thick with weather
soon brian will go silent and all we will see is this approach the camera before darkness punctuated only by lightning revealing our brave hero's butchered body. is your body ready?
>out of this worldConfirmed for ALIENS
>dat kung fu stance
that feel when the ENTIRE eastcoast will get wiped off the earthtake that you faggot east coast fucks
>60 mph gusts of wind>THIS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! HOLY FUCK WE ARE ALL DEAD MEN!New Mexicans confirmed for pussies.
>out of this worldITS THE ALIENS FUUUUUCK
>>14619224I shit a 5 tonne brick
>>14619226That's actually right.
incase anyone was wondering Irene just got downgraded to a category 1 before. shit hasn't even hit land yet, its choking hard. its going to spiral off into the atlantic by 5 pm tomorrow.
>>14619227>>14619227>>14619227>>14619227>>14619227not fucking cool man
>Choppy Feed>One second the awning is up and the next thing you know it is on the ground because the feed paused.
>Out of this WorldAliens are coming gusy
>>14619230
>>14619227What the fuck is this from.
It's not the hurricane yet Brian? THEN WHEN IS IT THE FUCKING HURRICANE?
>>14619232id rather be dead than gay
>15 feetThats pretty fucking exact
>>1461923380 mph gusts are fun to stand in.I go outside and challenge those storms like a boss
>FEED LOST
>>14619240Looks like im going to bed
>Car starts honking like crazy outside my houseSHAT MY PANTS
>We're rollin' fifteen feet!>start grunting like you're pushing the car instead of stepping on the gas
my butthole puckered as he slowly drove away
60 MILESIT BEGINS
>>14619227FUCK NO!
>>14619240
>I feel much safer here>implying this isn't the 10th time you've said that
Time for NOPE.jpghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrmpbVPTDCwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrmpbVPTDCwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrmpbVPTDCw
>>14619240Proof or you lying a faggot
>>14619227I could have sworn this was supposed to betaken in North Carolina
Ok, how much will someone pay me to kill Doug?
Brian sounds like a dumbass.
well the stream has gone to shit its time to go to bed
>audio is completely silent for a minute>wonder what happened to doug and them>few more seconds of silence>hear some sort of clicking sound>hear more clicking sounds>see this cross the camera
>>14619273No that's from a video in Spain
HOW CAN WE GET DOUG TO COME TO /SP/
>>14619272hln said they expected it to be downgraded before it hit anywaysso i believe it
>>14619272
Turn on Fox News, they are reporting that it is now a Cat 1 Hurricane
>>14619240Irene is a cat 2 right now.
>>14619289well fuck this shit.Fuck you Irene you weak bitch
SERIOUS SHIT DOUG
>>14619286It was definitely somewhere in the south. Let me find it
>Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast >Least coast
>>14619289time to fap and go to bed
Irene is choking so hard, its 18-1 all over again
TMI Doug.
>>14619303samepeace bros, it's been fun but nothings gonna happen
>Stream is laggingehhh may be tapping out here
are you fucking serious? i stayed up till 330 for a cat 1 pussy storm
Puertorrican here, you guys are fags this is just a pussycane it didnt even do shit when it came here.
>cat 1 hurricane>omg omg end of the worldseriously... east coast are bunch of pussies
This is my generations The Mystery of Al Capones Vault?
>>14619311Hurricanes mehtornado's are god tier
WE BORING AS FUCK NOW
/sp/, you guys are mad but think about this. It isn't even at the peak of hurricane season yet. There was already Irene, imagine the others that could come.
>>14619314fuck off faggot, our infrastructure isn't built to handle hurricanes
>>14619322Are you gay? Tornados can destroy a block of houses AT MOST. A hurricane could destroy a god damned city.
>Brian's fw he finds out its a cat 1
THIS IS A CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE (5 being the highest ever recorded) THIS IS A CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE (5 being the highest ever recorded) THIS IS A CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE (5 being the highest ever recorded) THIS IS A CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE (5 being the highest ever recorded) THIS IS A CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE (5 being the highest ever recorded) THIS IS A CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE (5 being the highest ever recorded) THIS IS A CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE (5 being the highest ever recorded) THIS IS A CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE (5 being the highest ever recorded) THIS IS A CATEGORY 4 HURRICANE (5 being the highest ever recorded)
>>14619314>>14619309mfw mid & westfags are buttmad as fuck for no reasondeal with it nerds
>>14619328Not our fault that you guys build houses out of paper wood.
>>14619341Not really.
>All winds diminishing >Expect winds at 75She's dying without those Based Warm Gulf Waters.
I've got it still as a cat 2 but becoming a cat 1 soon
>>14619341Except it isn't..
>>14619327Seriously this.Early-mid September is peak of Hurricane season.We just getting started guys.
>>14619327The gulf coast will probably get hammered again this year. Texas has been in a drought for three months, I wanna see this New Mexico wuss drive down to Houston and hang out in a Cat 4 as his Patriot slowly becomes submerged in water.
I had fun, /sp/Last new thread from me for the night>>14619362>>14619362>>14619362>>14619362
Shit is calming down now.I'm out, peace /sp/
A transformer just blew up guys, you faggots think nothing is going to happen? This nigger is next to a fucking gas station HE GUN BLOW UP!
Well, this says it's time to go to sleep.http://www.weather.com/weather/hurricanecentral/trackerSomeone post the link to the youtube later, I'm saving these.
>>14619341>>14619341>5 being the highest ever recordedYou're a goddamn retard.It doesn't go higher than five. Five is the highest on the scale.And this is a 1.
>I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE DRIVING IN THIS!>WHELP, BETTER GO OUTSIDE AND CHECK TO MAKE SURE IT'S STILL RAINING!
ITT people dont realizeCategories:1. Has the power to take out trees and possibly houses, 65+ mph wind combined with rain and other weather 2. 75+ mph wind3. 85+ mph wind4. 95+ mph windCategory 5 is extremely rare and he would not survive a cat 5 hurricane.
we boring as fuck now....
already calming down after never being destructive in the first place, pussy as storm is soft as fuck. Should have seen it coming, everyone knows only hurricanes with black chick names do anything.
>>14619381Nigga you all off
wrong board, faggots. reported
>There will never be a hurricane that will go as HAM as Katrina
>>14619341more like cat 1
