http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y&ob=av3e

HEY GUYS

I THOUGHT /sp/ WAS THE ALPHA BOARD

HOW COME ALL OF THESE THINGS THAT HAPPEN ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS (THIS, THAT CAR CHASE A WHILE AGO, END OF THE WORLD BOWL, ETC) GET MANY THREADS

Lets get this shit started

>JD's Gas

DOUG IS SUCH A FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT I AM FUCKING MAD

There's your money shot, guys.

THIS FUCKING MONEYSHOT

>That's your money shot guys

oh that thing really is rocking

>JD

That shit is gonna fall on his car lol

>JD
>His Gas awning

>ooh ooh ooh
>closer closer
>thats the moneyshot
>its about to get destroyed

>money shot
>actually visible awning
FUCK YEAR

>JD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
fucking doug is back

OH GOD DAMN IT

DOUG LIVES

>JD
>OH MY GOD MY GAS AWNING

>>14617309
that fucking pic

shit...dougs speaking from beyond the grave

DOUG'S BACK

Doug is alive

>JD's Gas
>JD

>JD
>his gas station
fuck Doug is back, and he's trying to kill Brian yet again

>>14617368

http://www.northcarolinagasprices.com/JD's_Gas_Gas_Stations/Morehead_City/57911/index.aspx

GOD DAMN IT HE'S STILL ALIVE

AWWWW FUCK DOUG'S BACK

>JDs gas

AND SUDDENLY DOUG

>>14617344
Hey brah, why you so mad?

>doug's back

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>Doug rises from the dead

>>14617344
what is there too do at 2am?
fuck he's back

SUDDENLY DOUG

dammit doug

HOW DID DOUG DIE MY STREAM WENT OUT

MFW DOUG IS SERIOUSLY TRYING TO KILL BRIAN

>Hey Brian, why don't you park right ontop a gas place?

Trollface.jpg

>yfw doug was just taking a shit

>Doug
>Trying to kill Brian

Pick both

ITS NOT GONNA FUCKING FALL OVER

HE LIVES

>Moorehead City doesn't produce more porn per capita than another city.
It just not right to be Moore Head City. Bye, Doug!

inb4 splat

>not too close
>just in front of the car

OH SHIT DOUG WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

where teh fuck are the knee pads?

Doug took a break to oil his throat.

FUCK YOU DOUG

Brian, don't listen to doug, he's trying to kill you!

inb4 it falls on him

This shit's getting good. Hope it doesn't fall on him

STOP TALKING ABOUT US DOUG

ITS UP TO 2100 BECAUSE YOU WENT AWAY YOU FAGGOT

WE'RE GOING TO SEE SOME STUFF

BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>>/a/53906819

why doesnt he go to the beach?

shit is boring

WHY THE FUCK IS HE STANDING UNDERNEATH THAT THING???

BRIAN

DON'T LEAVE US WITH DOUG

WE CATEGORY 2 NOW

>watching Lex drive around

>JIZZING OVER A CAT2 HURRICANE

really?

inb4 brian just says fuck it and blows the gas station up

>It's a category 2 hurricane
>you're gonna see some crazy footage on crazymother

What a pussy. Cat 2? Cat 2's are for chumps.

Stop fucking advertising we are on the site already.

>mfw i didnt have to go throught another hurricane

>>14617439
4chan plus/x exist faggot

>>14617439
>This thread has 404'd
Haha nice mods faggot.

>no one to help him

NO BRIAN NO!

>doug back

>>14617439
it 404d

Brian should really get one of those police spotlights. Those things are awesome, and he doesn't have to put it on a fucking stand.

>brian not pushing it over

SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

fuckin bitch ass weak hurricane

That thing is rocking hardcore haha

>>14617439
the first two post said they didnt care

WHAT DID A SAY ABOUT STARTING A NEW THREAD WITHOUT POSTING IN THE OLD ONE

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

this thing is rocking a a high amplitude

WE WANT STORM WE WANT STORM

Godspeed /sp/

I'll see you tomorrow for the Belgian GP qualys

>>14617466
That's because /a/'s mods actually do their jobs.

>>14617454
Wilma took down by my pool enclosure

Someone else is gonna have to start making these threads soon. I gotta work tomorrow.

WE WANT A STORM PITCHER NOT A BELLY ITCHER

3 HOURS TILL THE EYE HIT THE SHORE

dat fapping

WHY DOUG WHY

HI KEVIN

kevin>doug

KEVIN?!

BASED KEVIN?!

HOLY SHIT!

GUYS

GUYS IT'S KEVIN

Because the media hyped the fuck out of this glorified thunderstorm Brian.

OK this shit is getting lame.

These guys should go home and sleep so they can stream this shit tomorrow.

WE TRAIN NOW

>Kevin

FROM LAWRENCE?

>mfw I need to wake up early tomorrow so I need to goto sleep in less than an hour

>american infrastructure

>Murrican infrastructure

>infastructure

>INFRASTRUCTURE

kevin?

is he talking about me?

i was the guy who brought in 150+ viewers from the sp network

>yfw JD just picks it up like he does after every hurricane

Hi Kevin.
*Wink*

>infrastructure 100

Shit post on /a/ - get banned immidiately

Shit post on /sp/ - DAYS later the mod comes in after eating mayonaise by the scoopful with his hands like Winnie the Pooh eats Honey

>infrastructure 100

TRAIN WARNING?

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

*AGAIN*

>JD's Gas
>most top-heavy object ever

pick two

>infrastructure
>kevin

CONFIRMED SPARTAN.

Hi Kevin.

KEVIN FROM LAWRENCE KANSAS????????

WE INFRASTRUCTURE NOW

>infrastructure

Yeah... I think I'm gonna go to bed and watch this in the morning.

>america
>infrastructure
Pick one unfortunately

>infrastructure

>Kevin starts telling everybody to praise based god and godhand

>>14617511
He can't go home. He drove from new Mexico and doesnt have a place to stay.

>liquid hail

shits rockin

OH SHIT IT'S SHAKIN, NIGGAS!!!!!

IT'S GONNA COME DOWN!

STOP INTERRUPTING DOUG JESUS CHRIST

I want to eat peppermints now, anybody else want to eat peppermints now?

That thing is going to fall over soon

>jds gas

This shit is going to fall

SOMEONE IN NORTH CAROLINA GIVE THIS GUY A FUCKING WARM BED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0

who else is waiting for this to happen? 1 minute video very short

>interrupting Doug because he doesn't want to hear Doug to speak

inb4 cops

>>14617575

FUCK

I NOPED SO HARD THE FIRST TIME I SAW THAT

>>14617574
nah hes got a jeep patriot, he's good

>>14617575
NOOOOOOOOOPEE

>dry air entrainment

what?

someone post the "we infrastructure now" image

>doug
>fucking worthless, keeps viraling his shit, doesnt matter
>brian doesnt even care about him

pick 3

LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!

>JD'S GAS

Also

>Nice weather

>nice
>raining

>>14617575
>>14617575
>>14617575
>>14617575
NOOOPE

>Im smart...so yea

>>14617556
he drove from NM? is that why he hasn't slept in 48 hours? dude is tweeking

brian is gonna get his shit destroyed

"I'm doing something stupid"

>spitting in the wind

What happened to that hd camera motherfucker?

Bob Seekahhh

>>14617596
he has 4k of coke

I love how the viewers increase as my interest increases.

booob Seagah!

hahahaha

>>14617575
>dat fookin birthday party scene from signs

fuck no.jpg

>I like to spit in the wind........bob......SEGAAAHH

>not spitting in the wind

>>14617596
drove from New Mexico to Florida to Georgia to North Carolina

>using reverse psychology to kill Kevin

I'm onto you Doug

WE GOOGLE NOW

>Go straight to google right now

>>14617575
VAMOS KIDS

wouldn't it be weird if it crushed me!

I don't think im in danger but ill sit here just in case

Who made this thread

>>>/sci/3635185

Lol'd

anyone have a link to a page with this guys info?

GUYS, IF YOU THINK THAT SCENE FROM SIGNS IS SCARY, YOU'LL SHIT YOURSELF AT THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1-2k-tfjF4

>>14617575
holy fuck the sound just makes it even worse

>>14617634
probably not the person who has been posting it in every thread.

>>14617638

crazymother.tv to post comments

KEVIN HERE

FALL ON HIM GAS STATION

DAT FART

DAT FLATULENCE

STOP FARTING

DAT FART

DAT FUCKING FART

>yfw the awning collapses right at his car and the last thing we see is it coming through the windshield

>DAT FART
>ALSO BRIAN MAKING DOUG LOOK UP SOME IMPOSSIBLE SHIT TO SHUT HIM UP

>farting on camera AGAIN
ishygdd;t

why the fuck is he farting

>>14617640
lol

ALL DEM FARTS

Did he just fart again?

Doug is useless for anything other than running his mouth.

Poor guy, probably has been surviving on a diet of Gas Station burritos

>trying to sneak in a fart with 2100+ viewers

ISHYGDDT

OH SHIT HERE WE GO

RIP BRIAN

OH SHIT IT'S BOUT TO COLLAPSE

>farting on a stream

>farting again
brian confirmed for taco bell

4G?!

>tfw I just realize he's scheduled us to watch this for half an hour

>>14617666
LOLOLOL

DIS AWNING

STAY BRIAN

STAY

>>14617679

>that feel when I farted because I laughed at this post

meta as fuck man

RIP Awning

Let's have a moment of silence for this gas station awning

>talking about the life of a canopy
WTF? lol

Do these guys have a chat going somewhere?

Where is this guy?

>brian's giggle

>JD's Gas
>Useful life

Pick one.

DID HE JUST FART AGAIN

BLESS THAT POOR LITTLE GAS STATION'S HEART

Stop talking about aliens and shit you guys.

I have a fucking phobia against aliens man, they are fucking NOT cool.

Ya know?

IN BEFORE POWER RANKINGS WITH JD at 900000001

>comparing this awning to the Titantic

LMAO What the shit is he talking about?

Weep for the awning and its many years of valiant service.

>I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO SEEN THAT GASH

>implying the gash in the titanic had anything on the gash that was his mom's vagina

BASED AWNING

look at it fucking tipping to the left, this shit is crazy

>gash sank the Titanic

Read a fucking book Brian

and now hes talking about the titanic?
holy hell this guy is good

Which one he's at?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=&bih=&q=JD%27s+gas&btnG=Google+
Search

>rivets popped out of the Titanic and it created a scene

what the fuck is he even saying

I definitely thought he was going to say "Imagine if you could have seen 9/11"

Erica, eh?

>>14617700
It's cool, Brian is cool with the Grays.

>>14617703
Don't you dare

BUT I WANT TO HEAR IT

>people worrying about them

Let darwin law take hold

>>14617718
Same here

>size of a blimp
>shinguards
>nimble

>Im nimble

This fat guy's nimble

>I'm nimble
For an American maybe.

>BUT I WANNA HEAR IT

>IM NIMBLE

I need to go smoke a bowl. I hope to god it doesn't fall down while I'm gone.

HAHA, TIME FOR ROAMING

>fat
>nimble

>>14617717
A "seam".

>>14617743
>not smoking at your computer

>>14617716

He's at this one. Look at the pic.

http://www.northcarolinagasprices.com/JD%27s_Gas_Gas_Stations/Morehead_City/57914/index.aspx

>>14617743
>dat addiction

ok doug
doug
tsop
just stop doug
fucking
stop

this nigga has to be on PCP

>>14617718
Imagine how terrible that'd be.

>>14617750
>smoking inside your house

OH FUCK

shut the fuck up Doug

fuck you doug

What are you doing Brian

SHUT UP DOUG

What is Brian doing?

And Doug SHUT THE FUCK UP HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE CAR

>YFW it crashes down and kills him

I'll laugh if some fucking wild animal mauls him.

YOU JUST SAID IT WAS GOING TO FALL YOU CRAZY BASTARD

SEE YOU GUYS LATER

>>14617760
pot doesn't linger too long

GODDAMNIT DOUG WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

>GETCHA PIZZA

Doug's finally being useful.

>Doug starts talking
>Viewers drop

>doug babbling endlessly

its singing a death song!

>mfw it falls on him and he gets pinned down and we have to watch in horror has a man gets slowly crushed with no means of helping him at all

>>14617760

>being underage

Parents won't let you smoke indoors, eh?

>IT'S SINGING A DEATH SONG

>sing in the rain

>Singing a death song

>real strong harmonic

IT'S SINGING A DEATH SONG

THIS IS SOME /x/ LEVEL SHIT

>>14617771

>wild animal
>coastal NC

choose one

>DEATH SONG

>harmonica
des niggas dumb as hell

>singing awning

WHAT
I MUST HEAR THIS

>it has a harmonic in it

>it's singing a death song

>>14617645
>>14617645
>>14617645

OH. MY. GOD.

>yfw an Alien pops out and grabs him when he is flashlighting around

>It's singing a death song

WE /x/ NOW

>Singing a death song

MY AWNING IS BENDING AND I JUST DON'T CAREEEEE

WHOOOOAAAAAA LIVING ON A PRAYERRRRRRR

Its singing a death song how high is this crazy mother!

>brian stops
>doug goes back to talking
fuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck youfuck you

THIS STREAM RIGHT HERE NIGGA? THIS STREAM RIGHT HERE!?

>Dat feel when he is more west then me

I hating being in VA beach right now ;_;

>ILL MOVE AWAY WHEN IT MAKES NOISES
>DUDE ITS SINGING DEATH SONGS!!! I MUST GO BACK OUT THERE

Fuck I'm bout to go to bed soon but I want to see this awning topple over

I'm going to feel sad for him when nothing happens and he ends up disappointed.

>>14617791
>>14617788
>>14617785
brutal

>>14617782
That's one way to die not available in New Mexico.

>implying it isn't singing a death song for brian

honestly, who the fuck is this doug guy?

>it's singing a death song

>doug has fucked at least once in his life

>HOLY FUCK ITS SINGING

>A DEATH SONG

>DAT STRONG HARMONIC

>yfw it falls on his shins and he is unharmed

>>14617831

THE FRUIT OF DOUG'S BASED LOINS HOLY SHIT

LOL'D THOSE FUCKING SHINGUARDS

>gonna make landfall in the east

o rly

Anyone mind telling me what the fuck I'm watching?

damn brian your my nigggah

NO DON'T LEAVE ME WITH DOUG

>>14617831
>Waitress at Hooters

High Def!

WE HIGH DEF NOW

>>14617822

Its going to happen since the eye of the storm is 80 miles away

inb4 Awning collapses on Brian filming

>>14617843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>14617850

Some nigga at a gas station about to get crushed by a collapsing awning

>implying the awning isnt singing Brian's death song

>>14617865
>>14617865
>>14617865
>>14617865

NEW THREAD

holy shit doug's daughter is fucking hot

what the hell is going on with these two stoners?

>>14617831
>works at Hooters
not surprised

>>14617850
dude was just chillin by a transformer waiting for it to explode then the city shut the power down so he went chasing after some fire trucks and it turned out to be nothing. now he's parked outside this gas station waiting for it to topple over when the storm really starts to hit

>>14617843

>>14617877
is this real life?

Who else is waiting for some unidentifiable creature just right below and camera and see the top of it slightly moving but you can't tell what it is so you move your face closer to the screen to see it and then a fucking face of an alien goes up and stares right into the camera into your eyes and then you shit your pants?

THAT FUCKER'S TIPPIN BIG

>>14617867

I don't know what's worse, some asshole waiting to record an awning falling or that we're watching it.

SHIT JUST GOT MOTHERFUCKIN REAL

>They're living in a gas station

wat

>the lights are on in the store!
>THAT MEANS THE ELECTRICITY IS ON

Oh, lord.

>THE ELECTRICITY'S ON

That's cool.

When does the storm hit?

>battery lantern
>shotgun
>zed
>the gimp

No transformer can blow as hard as Doug is right now.

>yfw he goes to find a blowing transformer, power goes out, and he comes back to the awning and it's fallen already

>the cable is right above me

i hope i don't have to testify in some insurance trial