HEY GUYS

I THOUGHT /sp/ WAS THE ALPHA BOARD

HOW COME ALL OF THESE THINGS THAT HAPPEN ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS (THIS, THAT CAR CHASE A WHILE AGO, END OF THE WORLD BOWL, ETC) GET MANY THREADS

>Driving over whole branches
Alpha as fuck

WE HAULIN ASS

HOLY SHIT FIRETRUCKS

drivan over branches

>break the law
dont give fuck

>>14616850

BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS AWESOME

>big branch

He ran over anon's corpse

Fire fucking truck

We're about to see shit hit the fan

BUT THEY PASSED HARDEES

SP NETWORK FTW

>>14616850
HEY GUY

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ALPHA ANON

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU REPOST THIS

>liquid hail

what....

hurricanes are pretty alpha

THE 5-0

>>14616850

im 30, i have no need to go out tonight

>>14616850

TROLL HARDER NIGGER

YEAH DOUG WHAT THE FUCK

doug knows we can't understand him, but he doesn't get a shit. my man.

AW SHIT TURNING

MOORHEAD CITY DOUG

JESUS FUCK GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

>>14616850

Not even alphas score every friday night, and sometimes you're so alpha you don't feel like hanging around dumb girls and lesser people

the fuzz

>>14616850
Everyone is afraid of the hurricane and is staying in bro. And
>Not doing shit Friday night

>breaking the law
>not giving a fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhPbTbjYM0

>>14616879
I don't get this meme. Wat is this?

>But I can't technology

>a really nice looking office building

BUT I CAN'T TECHNOLOGY

DEM SIRENS

>implying police would pull people over in the middle of a hurricane

>a police car a fire chief and a fire chief and a fire truck
>I can't technology

I CAN'T TECHNOLOGY

alright, an office building!

Men's Sports Therapy, SPORTS RELATED FUCK YEAH

>but I can't... TECHNOLOGY

>I can't technology

wat

Holy crap guys, shit these police.

It's nice building! :3

>>14616903
>Phenomanonymous

thread derailed, make a new thread please

oh fuck that sounded frightening

OH FUCK

SHIT'S GOING DOWN IN THE MEN'S SPORT THERAPY WEARHOUSE

Hey guys....looks like a real nice office building.

Men's sports therapy...sounds cool.

>stopping by the cops

I would never do that.

>Men's Sports Therapy

AW YEAH. WE SPORTS NOW.

>tfw I thought that was a wolf and I was scared shitless

>>14616905
5-0?
thats universal for police

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'VE BEEN IN THE DANGERZONE

I CAN'T TECHNOLOGY

Damn. It would be pretty cool to be a cop in this situation.

>danger zone

I'VE BEEN IN THE DANGER ZONE

>>14616908
>>14616910
>2011
>not being able to technology

ISHYGDDT

>Danger zone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o

OH SHIT THERE'S ANON

>danger zone

>I know better.

HOLY SHIT ONCOMING CAR

so what state is he in and where is he going??

>>14616905
Jesus, what are you 10?

I KNOW BETTER

>in a Jeep Patriot in the middle of a hurricane

I know better
OIH SHIT DOUG SAID SOMETHING USEFUL

>Claims to know better
>Still driving on road full of trees
>Doug

>mfw that car is an escaped murderer, and the police and fire fighters are looking for him

Is Doug trying to kill Bryan?

>get to the beach

fuck yes, doug clutch out of nowhere

>know better

>still on the road

>liquid hail

>You need to get to the beach
>You mean I need to get to the beach

That's what he said nigger

oh fuck. WE BEACH NOW.

>get to the beach

OH GOD DOUG, WHY DO YOU WANT HIM TO DIE?

>Get to the beach

>you need to get to the beach

GO TO THE BEACH

>Doug trying to kill Brian

DON'T BE A FOOL BRIAN

Danger Zone?

>Brian go to the Beach
>Why would I do that Doug?

>>14616961
inb4 Halloween

this nigga trying to kill is bro

>no storm surge

FUCK YOU, WHAT?

>HOWEVER

go to the fucking beach

>mfw doug gets brian killed so he can talk without interruption

>next thing that will get destroyed

I don't think this guy should go to the beach.

I want him to go to a 7 11 or some shit.

BRIAN'S A PUSSY, EXCUSES.

>Just shut it Doug, I'm looking for stuff that might be destroyed

>>14616974
>brian doing everything he can to see something destroyed

>next thing likely to be destroyed.

>I'm going to the next thing that's likely to be destroyed

HEY DOUG FUCK YOU AND YOUR BEACH NIGGA

>doug

>mfw this thread

>trouble with his memory
hurricane sickness..

>tired
>dieing

SOMEONE GIVE THIS GUY SOME COKE OR METH

Doug shut the fuck up about the beach.

>Driving without good lighting
>In a storm
>With no sleep
He's going to die

>>14617017
he has like 4 kilos

Inb4 Brian falls asleep at the wheel and crashes, and doug is too busy telling people to tune in to notice

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, HE'S TRYING TO DRIVE

Why do hurricanes never happen during the day?

>>14617010
dat nigger

BRIAN'S GONNA DIE

Fuck I'm on the west coast and just realized it's almost 2 am in the east.

>hang loose
wait, what

what is he streaming this with?

Light it up.

>Imma light it up

This would be a perfect time for the /a/ spammer to spam his I WANT TO NIPPA shit

>Wherever I go I'm gonna light it up

LIGHT IT UP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o

>Light it up

Somemenjustwanttowatchtheworldburn.exe

>>14617037

A cell phone.

I'm not joking.

>tfw I know I'm going to miss when something finally gets destroy

Y'all fuckers better be recording this

>Light it up

>>14617041

Why am I watching this its night so you cant see anything and I have been through like a half dozen hurricanes

whats the site???

>yfw when Brian and Doug become famous

>>14617037

probably an iphone or something

>>14617041

Is it just me or does Brian appear to be driving on the left of a yellow line?

>viewers are dropping

OH MY GOD WHY CANT THE HURRICANE MURDER DOUG

PLEASE GOD

>>14617060
>>14617052
because this ISNT sports related AT ALL

>>14617048
>android
>goar

fuck, i would blow anyone to be Brian's intern

this is fucking boring nothing is happening

>>14617062
doug now shutting the fuck up

>>14617041
The fake Pheno is here, and if the real one has any decency he will just go anon for the rest of thread, or this will be fucked

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

>Damn doug im tired

imb4 this guy is in a car crash and we see it

>>14617061

It's a dashed line, two lane road.

Where's Doug, anyway?

>>14616823

What kind of phone? Is he using a face time app?

This is awesome.

AND NOW HE'S BREAKING THE RULES OF THE ROAD.

How are Doug and Brian communicating?

>THAT'S THE ONE I WANT!!!!
.
.
.
.
>....maybe


Also,
>obeying street signs in a hurricane

>more gas stations

HE'S BEEN WAITING TO DO THIS. HE'S BEEN WORKING FOR YEARS FOR THIS.

THIS IS THE ONE HE WANTS. HE WANTS TO LOOK.

>disregarding NO U-TURN sign

dat fat neckbeard's gonna die

He needs to go back to the gas station with the palm tree

>>14617076

Morehead City somewhere.

>>14617065
this is a muthafuckin BOWL THREAD. it's sports related.

>>14617041
>implying I can't filter it
>implying anyone spamming /a/ cares about /sp/
>implying we won't make a new thread immediately
>implying implications

>cmon man

OMG OMG OMG CHECK IT OUT

Wait...No.

who is this doug and brian? two random retards?

I cant tell whats going on
WHY AM I STILL WATCHING
hes not doing shit

>>14617091

Wait, they're in the same city?

FUCKING GET ON WITH IT NIGGEER

HE'S REALLY WORKING HARD FOR US GUYS, CMON

HE HAS HIS WITS ABOUT HIM

>doing it safely

yea, he has shinguards

>>14617102
No. Doug is in Alabama.

>>14617103

>I do have my wits about me

Clearly.

IM SORRY DOUG, BUT IS THE HURRICANE ALREADY OVER?

>Diamond Doug

>shaking like a shaker

>Doin' it safely

>2 hours of sleep in last 48 hours
>Driving in a pitchblack hurricane

>I'm doing it safely!
>Driving around a city about to get walloped by a hurricane in a JEEP PATRIOT on 2 hours sleep in 2 days

PICK

FUCKING

ONE

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

LINK TO THE NEXT THREAD NIGGERS

>I've gotten 2 hours of sleep in 48 hours
>I'm doing it safely

>>14617103

This nigga.

Kill DEvil Hills looks gun right now

>>14617112
saved

>>14617121
FUCK OFF NIGGER

1. Brian
2. SP Network
3. the /sp/artan who never returned or found doug (RIP)
..
1000. Cops (they dont even do anything)
..
9001. Doug (shut the fuck up faggot)

>less than 2000 viewers

hope this guy has unlimited 3G

>BLOWED OFF DA CENTERLINE

>Blowed off the center line.

>i just got blowed off da center line

inb4 some creature crawls into the beam of his flashlight

>the next likely candidate for destruction

No, we can't hear YOU MOTHERFUCKER

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

I WANT TO NIPAA
ONii CHAN?

>>14617041

LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID

>>14617117
>>14617112
>>14617103

stop being a bitch brian

Brian is a master trol

what a whiny asshole

>I can't see anything its dark

OH SHIT NIGGER HE'S GETTING LOST

This country fuck sounds like a whiney little faggot

>I passed it


C'MON MAN!

>I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
>DID I PASS IT?
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IT'S DARK!
>I'M DOING IT SAFELY!

>>14617145
Oh shit, is it time for spammer guy?

>>14617131

mfw im #2

i finally made a meaningful contribution to /sp

>>14617147
we can filter him, let him do what he wants

>>14617130
Can you not ruin one thing in your fucking neckbeard IRC life?

>you will never have hundreds of people watch you drive around

>my lights aren't defeating the storm

>sameniggering some spam shit

>>14617125
I dont know what looking gun means. I assume you mean there is visable activity.

>Aren't as much brighter

WUT

GOD DAMN BRIAN TURN YOUR HIGH BEAMS ON

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>mfw retards on facebook on the eastcoast talked shit to irene
>mfw they piss their panties once they hear dat wind

>>14617156
>Phenofaggot
>calling anybody else a faggot
Fuck the hell off you look like Jake Delhomme with AIDS

>look in your rear view mirror brian

/sp/ I'M GOING TO BED PLEASE INFORM ME TOMORROW IF ANYTHING HAPPENED THANK YOU I LOVE YOU ANONYMOUS GOODNIGHT

>>14617147

I'm not even gonna filter it. He's doing it manually. It's hilarious.

I do wish to Nipaa after I found out what it is.

>irene planting a big wet one on me

>Irene planting a big wet one on me before she comes on

>manually spamming

Guys, I dont think he knows where he's going.

>>14617168

You can i you want, its called NASCAR

>>14617175
Cannot wait to masturbate to Vick's dick this season

HOLY SHIT IT'S PITCH BLACK OUT THERE

he got back

>Brian
>stormosexual

Awesome.

>Planting a big wet one on me before she comes in

>planting a big wet one on me

>>14617183

NOPENOPENOPE

IRENE PLANTING A BIG ONE ON DOUG

OH SHIT! THIS IS THE ONE!

STILL 3 OR 4 MORE HOURS TO GO TILL WE HURRICANE NOW

CAN WE GO THE DISTANCE

what the fuck's happening?

OH GOD STANDBY

WE'VE FOUND THE GOLDEN GAS STATION

OH SHIT HE'S HERE FUCK YEAH HERE WE GO

ooh that's dangerous

>You'll never be this excited to see a shitty gas station.

aw yeah
this is the one
aw yeah

JACKPOT

O SHIT NIGGA

STANDBY ROCKING AND ROLLING

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRIAN?

OH FUCK HE'S GOING TO BLOW UP A GAS STATION

BRIAN CONFIRMED FOR TERRORIST

>>14617195

>>14617183

What the fuck is this

>The worse Phenomafaggot
>/a/ spam

This was fun when it lasted

doug dead

RIP DOUG

DOUG DIED D:

Doug died.

Doug's dead, baby.

>no rock you like a hurricane playing in the background

DOUG IS DEAD

>Doug
>Gone

Pick 2

shit doug ded

GUYS, WE LOST DOUG

WE THE ONE NOW! FUCK YEAH. WE HEAR. THATS DANGEROUS BRIAN
GOD WHAT THE FUCK BRIAN
ROCKING AND ROLLIN
LIGHT THIS SHIT UP MOTHER FUCKER
LETS PARTY
FUCK YES
DOUGS GONE
FUCK
FUCK
ALL MY YES!

>DOUG IS DEAD

DOUG? DOUG?

FUCK YEAH WE LOST DOUG!!

OH GOD DOUG IS DEAD

DOUGS DEAD


FUCKING FINALLY

WE LOST DOUG GUYS

>Doug

>>14617183

FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOPE

SLENDERMAN GOT DOUG

... doug's been murdered

DOUG PASSED OUT

DOUG?
DOUG?
.... Doug?

foreveralone.jpg

DOUG FINALLY SHUT UP THANK THE BASED GODS

>>14617209

He's been driving for 20 minutes to find a gas station that will collapse easily

inb4 Brian steps out and he is facing the corner of that wall and we all get Blair Witched

OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH

>>14617223

Slenderman

doug's dead

WE LOST DOUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck man I wish we could contact him!

>yfw he looks in his rear view mirror and sees the Red Devil face from Insidious

>oh yeah, oh yeah, this is it
why am i hearing shitty porn?

>Doug dead

>popout video
>30 second ad
>Doug dies and I miss it
WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

>doug confirmed dead

>doug
>DOUG
>GONE?!

slender man got doug

he might get YOU next

>Doug tries to kill Brian
>Doug dies
JUSTICE IS SERVED

>doug gone
>viewers going up

Holy shit Doug just died

>ITS GONNA GO

Doug was literally a faggot anyway

>Doug gone

>This this is ancient
>Yfw when Anicent evil shit lives in there

lol viewers go up when doug stfus

BRAIN NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO START JACKIN IT

Doug Douuug DOOOOOUUUGGGGGGG

STAND BY PLEASE

My stream went out how did Doug die

>CLOSER, CLOSER

>>14617259
>search red devil face on google
I shat bricks.

WE LOST DOUG

>perfectomundo

WE PERFECTO MUNDO NOW

once it hits 5000 viewers, itll turn into a screamer
trolling everybody

>perfecto mundo

>that is perfecto
>mundo

>perfectomundo

>perfecto
>mundo

>perfectomundo

What the fuck is it anyway?

PERFECTO MUNDO

>DR. MUNDOOOOOOOOOOO

OH MOTHER FUCK

HD

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Based Doug Eternal Combo.

THIS FUCKING HURRICANE BOWL

>PERFECTO MUNDO
>DOUG? DOUG?

SO DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PICTURE OF THIS GUY?

wait, what?

WE HD NOW

this fucking guy

>high definition camera

OHHHH SHIT! BRIAN'S BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US

we gas station collapse now

WE GOING HI DEF BABY

HOLY SHIT PRIME TIME

dougs the fucking man

finally some action

>>14617309
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>>14617309

NEW THREAD RIP DOUG

Oh man the thing is actually moving

>>14617291
that scene scared the FUCK outta me

TELEMUNDO

OH SHIT NIGGER
LOOK AT THAT BABY RCOK

I am impressed.

>can finally see wtf is going on

>mfw this is the most stable gas station in the country and brian is a fuckwit

>standing right next to a gas pump and expecting it to blow
NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE GAS STATION IS GOING TO BLOW

oh man...this is gonna be...so badass?

its gonna fold over. thats it

>it doesn't go left

it aint gonna crash
>money shot

>green texting everything this guy says
i seriously hope you guys don't do this

Shit's Tipping yo

>JD's Gas gets last laugh when it falls on Brian

LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED

>JD'S GAS

JD's Gas
>mfw

HOLY FUCK MY BODY IS READY

SHUT UP DOUG

>get in front of there

>mfw that tower goes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yblUDD2INjQ

FUCKING DOUG YOU FAGGOT

Doug. :(

Just go the fuck away doug. :(

GOD DAMN IT DOUG, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Doug you bastard.

DOUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCKING GO AWAY

>Brian go outside and DIEEEEEEEEEE

NO! DOUG"S ALIVE!

>that feel when your gas awning falls down

Doug is like a nagging wife
>after it falls he loots the shop

FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL FALL

that guy on Nightline did this already in gulfport. Brian should drive out to the beach.

That thing lasted through dozens of storms... not gonna "fail" tonight.

Go park in front of a Bass Pro or Bob Evans sign instead.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

>stand under a shaking awning

HEY! ... HEY! HEY BRIAN! TAKE A SHIT ON THE GAS PUMP

>"Don't get too close to it"
>Walks under

Brian. Get the hell out from under there!

>serious footage

Push it over

>doug trying to kill Brian

DOUG WHY CAN'T YOU STAY DEAD

someone call them representing JD's Gas

Turk Turkliton general counsel

I went to school with a guy named Brian Osburn

inb4 nothing happens and he keeps saying "any minute now" for the next 6 hours

Hi Kevin Tee Hee~

>infrastructure
>100

>torque in the wind

my prediction

>Tower thing fall over
>This results in the gas below to explode
>We see the car and the guy in it burning to death

if only

>2011
>spitting in the wind

tell that fucker to stay you guys