bump in the midst of 10,000 4chan world cup threads

ANOTHER BUMP

The show just started, take it easy bro.

inb4 poor little WHYte boy

>Michael Snitch getting a show
cancelled

>michael smith getting his own show
Guarantee it'll be better than sportsnation

>Woodys stupid joke

Why even let this man on

>If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

>>14205334
>Not enjoying Woodrow Wilson Paige
Get out.

Reali has one objective and thats to make the threads
the fuck is he doing

>Adande

>>14205334

because he is a troll and gives /sp/ a voice

>caring what the fat, drunk, stupid fans think

I was posting in the wrong official thread. Is this the right one or is there a third?

>caring about what the fans think

"Is Tebow better than Orton in pactive?"
"Well...."
Woody answered the question without meaning to.

>scarface

>Woody

Woody got interracially gangbanged on that question.

didnt see this thread, deleted mine so we dont have 2 threads going at once

Woody confirmed for mad as fuck

i missed yesterdays thread. how did /sp/ react to the whole caddy thing?

>>14205465
>fagput
no one cares

Michael Smiff breakin out Chapelle

>smith
>blame the media
my nigga

woody was pissed

smith is mad too

>>14205458
what a bro

>Michael Smith getting his angry black man on

>>14205465
everyone hates williams

Smith is killing this here.

>feel like I'm paying more attention to the show today
>realize Plaschke's not on
Viewer eyeball focus increased 90%

>woody

is woody having a stroke?

captcha: indonesian ladies

Everyone is getting mad

BASED SMITH ON A ROLL

>Woody

smith in rape mode

Man, ESPN is really spinning their wheels without Tiger Woods. They're showing they don't really care about anyone in golf besides him.

But it's understandable. This is how they handle most sports. They'll focus most of their attention on one player or team because it's easier than talking about multiple players or teams.

>Lebron going to Obi-Won Olijuwanaman

>>14205465
I wasn't on /sp/ yesterday but I was watching ATH and everyone was mad at Stevie. Reali was shocked.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

This episode is Woody VS. Smith. I keep forgetting that Adande and Blackistone are even there.

>ATH

>>14205547
>Man, ESPN is really spinning their wheels without Tiger Woods. They're showing they don't really care about anyone in golf besides him.

Most people don't care about golf, except for Tiger Woods.

>enjoy awesome graphics
>sims 3

>>14205547
This, golf is fucking gay.

>woody in need of beast mode

reali confirmed for /sp/artan

>Woody's Stock

Question: assuming no one can figure out what font ESPN uses, with all the screenshots that get taken of the words, why haven't any of us vector traced the letters and converted them to a font on our own?

>>14205616

everyone says beastmode

>whiteistone not knowing the dream shake

>Blackistone's low post mechanics

>a country that dumped on him
Fuck you, Blackistone. He deserved everything he got last season.

>blah blah blah put the ball in the basket blah blah blah

>>14205616

Or he watched Beast Wars as a child.

>>14205675
>this is what nba casuals actually believe

>Practice

RIP JoPa

>Practice

>under the bottom

>affirmative action

>Dink like a man
>Tequila

>>14205719
anyone else think reali's too internet savvy not to have heard of or seen /sp/?

>>14205767
Reali is a /sp/artan. He just doesn't admit it.

>>14205767
There have got to be 10,000,000,000 sports discussion boards on the internet.

>>14205767

he knows we know he's a /sp/artan

dat fan

>>14205767
He probably browses /TV/ since he wouldn't shut the fuck up about Lost when it was ending.

Cold cockin niggas

hahaha arena 12th man

>cold cock

Reali probably knows all about us. But he's chill like a /sp/artan should be

The Anti-Bartman

also, that was the shortest 2nd segment ever

>madistone

>AFL

>>14205767
I would venture quite a few sports figures have at least browsed /sp/

i can't believe I watched an AFL game long enough to actually see that

>dat interference

really?

>hating on afl

i fucking hate adande

go suck goodell's cock

inb4 realiball wins face time for Smith who then uses said face time to plug

I fucking hate the commercial for 30 minutes or less

When Reali said "Greater than sign Brees" I thought he was almost directly shouting /sp/ out....

what else could he mean by that?

Damn, I missed the clip of the fan holding the player and cant find it on google (AFL FAN comes up empty)

Anyone have a video or a gif perhaps?

AFL
>put a player in a chokehold - get applause

MLB
>think about touching the ball - beaten savagely and ejected by security

>>14205815

reali knows all of us...all of us...

>You will never see Vegas get a pro football team

nofun.jpg

fuck off adande

goddamnit hazing is important

J.A. Adande reminds me way too fucking much of Obama

smith confirmed for hazing bitch

>swatting 11 year olds

if yall dont end the lockout ima kill kids

>saving children's lives

haha time for lounge

Adande, my nigga

>evisceration

>Texans not 8-8

Full retard Adande

>giving the Texans a free win before the season starts
>that feel when the Texans go 7-8-1 in the regular season

>Bill Simmons

Oh, well neverind

>blocking little kids

>as far as I'm concerned, their already 1-0 this preseason

singletear.jpg

HA HA TIME FOR STACHE

>yfw adandw had a good face time

>Smith still talking shit during the outtro

HAHA TIME FOR 70'S PORNO BILL SIMMONS

>dat moostashe

>mustache still not gone

Based Simmons

haha time for mustache

>Simmons with the stache again
FUCK
YES

Bill kept it!

>grantland.com

Kyle Orton is such a G

>>14205972
>as far as I'm concerned, their already 1-0 this preseason
>their already 1-0
>their already
>their

>implying Simmons Stache wont become a meme

>>14205899
>you will never see Vegas get a real pro-team

FTFY

I want Simmons and Wilbon to put on overalls and hats. You know, cosplay as Black Mario and Luigi.

>no tony

i'm leaving.

I like Orton more for this

>alienating the fans of the team you play on
>being a heel in the NFL

Why would you do that

Thank you Wilbon. Simmons needs to shut up about WWE.

Simmons confirmed for watching WWE

>talking about wrasslin
>simmons

>Simmons
>using WW as a reference point
>hack
Pick 3

WE WRESTLING NOW

>orton telling off tebowfags
>simmons goin mandrama

haha based simmons

MANGRAPPLE FUCK OFF SIMMONS

BASED PUNK

>wrestling

WE SPORTS NOW

/r/ing a WHY style pic with just MUSTACHE under Simmons

/woooo/ on ATH

>Simmons watches WWE

Well, I just lost all respect for him.

>comparing the NFL to the WWE

>WWE plug

>bill bringing up WWE
>wilbon "we don't bring up the WWE here!"

Bill Simmons has an incredible interview with CM Punk if anyone likes wrasslin

>talking about alienating fans
>Simmons uses WWE reference
This is so meta

>WWE on PTI

Wrestling definitely confirmed for sports.

dat stache

>mustachio

HAHA Never time for WWE

>Bill Simmons

If there is a worse person in sports journalism, I challenge you to prove Bill Simmons is better than them.

Even Bomani Jones watches WWE.

>You will never see the Williams/Tiger's ex wife video

>>14206050
>missing the part where Wilbon said they don't talk about it
Typical close minded trailer trash.

>>14206061
Peter King.

>This is the difference between rap and sports

These fucking analogies

>rap

>>14206073
/thread

>>14206061
Jim Rome?

>>14206061
Shaunacy?

God damn Bill Simmons is the worst. Miss 'ya Tony.

>>14206074
Way to ruin that image.

>>14206086
0/10

>>14206086

I said sports JOURNALISM, not sports meme-spouting

>>14206061
Rick Reilly, and essentially everyone at Page 2. And Peter King.

Bill Simmons has a lot of qualities that are unlikeable, and he's a huge homer, but as far as sports journalism goes, he's among the best. Granted, that's only because most sports journalism is terrible, but still.

DAT SMOKER VOICE

>>14206042

>LeBron
>still learning the game

>one of the six or seven best players ever
How many wrong points can one man make.

>>14206123
Someone had to tell him that there's a 4th quarter in NBA games.

>bill calling out lebron
ma nigga

>Phillies

>>14206095

>implying I'm not just reposting the ones from yesterday

>1910, the same year my uncle Tony was born

these guys are 100% going to light up some dope in simmons car after this show

>already saying the Phillies are an all time great team

Please just stop

>lebron
>leaving rings on the table

pick 2 annually

BASED WILBON BRINGING THOSE PHILLY FAGGOTS BACK TO REALITY

>2001 Marlins

new keeper

NL teams cannot into 100 win seasons?

Why does Simmons look like he's constantly tripping on acid?

>>14206155
Whoever made it ruined it.

>>14206179
because he probably is

wilbon has a perfect WHY face while simmons is talking

>>14206178

The NL has more parity than the AL.

>>14206173
How many Cy Young contenders on one team does it take to convince you?

>claiming the 2011 Phillies are a top tier team in early August

>Magnum PTI

>Magnum PTI

>Magnum PTI

>magnum pti

inb4 thread ruined by gay philly trip fags acting like they are the coolest people on the planet

>magnum pti

OH GOD WHY AM I LOLING

>Magnum PTI

>MAGNUM PTI

thatsitguysshowsover.jpg

>Magnum PTI

>Magnum PTI

>>14206214
>>14206213
>>14206215
the fuck

>>14206199
IMO you can't be considered an all-time great team until you actually win the championship. The only exception I think would be the 2007 Patriots. Yes I think the Phillies are the best team in baseball right now but there is still 2 months left in the season.

>>14206173
Feels bad, man. Of course, if the Phillies don't win it all, the fans will get shit as if we came up with it.

>>14206184

maybe deleting it will end it before it begins

>>14206213
>>14206214
>>14206215

too cool for school

>believing there will be an NBA season
>giving niggers false hope

>>14206213
>>14206214
>>14206215
>>14206217
>>14206220
>>14206221
>>14206222
>>14206223
>>14206232

SIMMONS STILL 18-1 HURT OH MY

Caught by Tyree

>concerned about fan conduct in the AFL

>in the AFL

>callin out the Giants for cheating in the Super Bowl

YES!

18-1

WHY

>Wilbon saying wrestling isn't a sport
inb4 trailer trash assmad

>>14206278
Crime rates will skyrocket
>RayLewis.jpg

>implying Jacksonville fans aren't the greatest fans in the AFL

>soccer
>Yurope

>>14206291
>AFL
>fans
Pick one

>that was his last catch ever

Simmons confirmed for butthurt/asspained

>signing a 7 year old
>ignoring child labor laws
>yurop

>isn't this story kind of creepy
THANK YOU BASED WILBON

dat toothfairy fuck up

>Simmons ruining the Tooth Fairy for his own daughter

>povertyball fans

a simmons "7-year-old that bad?" cap is needed

>Signing sperm samples

>Yurop

Bill Simmons confirmed for ruining daughters imagination.

I can't take Simmons seriously talking about kids with that pedo-stache

>not believing in the Tooth Fairy

>>14206336
Hahahaha. Oh yes.

Soccerfags being pedos

nothing new here

>Signing sperm samples

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY YUROS EAT ALL THAT SEMEN

THEY'RE LOOKING FOR FUTURE STARS

>7 year olds

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT GET CUT IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU DUMB NIGGER

>simmons
>always butthurt

pick both

>jackson
>playing with the eagles after this season

pick 1

Simmons is really sour today.

>Wilbon and Simmons making it sound like the kid's gonna go out and start for Real immediately

Overreactions everywhere.

>>14206375
he shall return to the bay and sign with the 49ers to catch passes from future HOFer Andrew Luck.

>>14206375
He'll play for the Eagles next year so they can go for back-to-back Super Bowls

is that a guy?

>>14206401
Preseason hasn't even started, for fuck's sake.

HAHA

TIME FOR WATCH THE THRONE COMMERCIALS

>that feel when you bombed your stats final

>tiiiiiiiiiiiiired
>I'm so tired

Pick both

>>14206417
We Super Bowl now

>he's the Devin Hester of the Eagles
A decent kick returner and nothing else?

fantasy football confirmed for bigger than real football.

>playing fantasy football

>fantasy football

sure is 2005 in here

>D-Mac

Nigga what?

McNabb is old as dirt. Don't try and give him new nicknames now.

>mcnabb

>>14206443
>decent kick returner

Devin Hester is all time greatest kick returner

>>14206458
>>14206456
confirmed for not being able to construct a good team

>>14206401
>>14206435
>mfw /sp/ has fucked my brain so much that I read "Super Bowl" and thought it was spelled wrong because it wasn't "Superb Owl"

>>14206472
>Devin Hester is all time greatest kick returner

That's not Gale Sayers.

>mandrama
>boxing
Goddamn, does Simmons watch any "sport" that isn't scripted?

>Better for baseball
>one divisional race

...what?

>>14206504
basketba... oh wait

>>14206401

>Multiple new coaches
>Many new players
>Only a few weeks to prepare for the season

I'm sure they'll live up to expectations.

>tavaris
>starting

seriously trollhawks. get it together.

>NL Central

>JR Smith acting like a nigger

>who doesn't hate the Cardinals

ha

>having 3 twitter accounts for your stache

>My mustache has three twitter accounts

>my mustache has 3 twitter accounts


hahahahah

>Shark Night
>PG-13

Sir, lean forward and show Micheal Jordan your collar

>Joe Mayer choking against the red.socks
>thinking head and shoulders does anything

>>14206479
>implying i don't get lucky every 2 years

Happy birthday, Bob Cousy!