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    64 KB Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:33 No.14182888  
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:34 No.14182918
    HATE that shit
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:35 No.14182952
    you were just on /adv/ too eh op?
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:36 No.14182965
    well at least it will be the last time he gets invited
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:36 No.14182968
    This was on the misc like a year ago.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:36 No.14182970
    >>14182952
    looooooooool
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:36 No.14182992
    >>14182968
    >saging on sp
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:36 No.14182995
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    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:37 No.14183008
    www.quickmeme.com/College-Freshman/newest/

    make some
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:38 No.14183033
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    >invite some guy from work to party
    >brings like 5 people plus his brother
    >none of them bring a single thing, not even willing to donate a bag of chips or something
    >expect to just drink other people's booze
    >bum hits of weed
    >bum cigarettes constantly
    >act like babies during the Madden tournament, one of them slammed my friend's PS3 controller when he lost
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:38 No.14183039
    Roger niner weve got a fucking faggot on the downstream alpha conversion NASA b-12 section fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:39 No.14183056
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    >>14182968

    >browsing the misc
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:41 No.14183131
    Wait

    Isn't this Socially awkward penguin ?
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:42 No.14183137
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    >>14183039
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:42 No.14183157
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    >>14183033
    >mfw everyone hated you after that
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:45 No.14183199
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    >>14182995
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:46 No.14183229
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    >>14183033
    ha
    >come back home one weekend from college
    >friend invites me to party
    >few people there, jello shots and some whiskey is all he has
    >some of our black friends show up with weed and 4lokos
    >15 random high school kids show up with like an eighth of dirt weed
    >black friends start rolling
    >high school kids decide to leave, somehow steal most of the weed from black friends
    >mfw I didn't even enjoy myself
    my hometown is some fucking bullshit man
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:48 No.14183293
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    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:50 No.14183329
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    >>14183229
    >mfw you need the black people to have a good time
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:51 No.14183365
    >>14183329
    >implying my black friends aren't awesome
    ain't no party like a black party
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:52 No.14183386
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    >>14183033

    >having a Madden tournament during a party
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:53 No.14183398
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    >bringing guys
    >no girls
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:54 No.14183432
    >>14183008
    >browse website for 5 minutes

    Reddit cant even do simple Meme captions ?
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)19:55 No.14183449
    >>14183033
    >>14183033

    >madden tournament at a party

    What are you 12?

    >from work

    Oh you can't be 12. You must be some kinda loser who has parties with no women.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:00 No.14183602
    >That guy who always puts awesome music at parties
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:03 No.14183672
    >>14183602
    >that guy who walks into a party and heads straight for the stereo to change it from something everyone was enjoying to some fucking faggot dubstep because "it's so awesome man"
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:05 No.14183719
    >>14183672
    >/mu/
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:08 No.14183789
    Things guys should always have ready when they go to a party

    1. Lighter
    2. Cigarettes
    3. Spare bottle of some alcohol in the car
    4. Women
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:10 No.14183852
    That guy looks like he jams to Skrillex while playing Call of Duty all the time
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:11 No.14183870
    >>14183789
    >no condom
    >no spermicidal lube
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:11 No.14183888
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    >have a party in the new neighborhood
    >black neighbors show up
    >start inviting all their friends
    >suddenly fights everywhere
    >One guy pulls a gun out and starts screaming at everyone
    >mfw me and my 2 roommates had to chase them out with shotguns

    The rest of the party went surprisingly well.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:13 No.14183924
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    >>14183870
    >using condoms
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:13 No.14183939
    >>14183789

    fuck that, more like

    weed
    lighter
    cigs
    alcohol
    friends
    money in your wallet for when you're drunk at 2 am and want pizza

    in any order you wish
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:14 No.14183950
    >>14183924
    >going bareback

    how's that chlamydia going
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:14 No.14183958
    >>14183789
    >1. Lighter

    You have no idea how much free weed I've smoked because I was the only one who had a lighter with them.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:14 No.14183959
    >>14183449
    >>14183386

    no fun allowed.jpg
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:15 No.14183974
    >>14183950
    Slightly itchy but under control.

    The herpes on the otherhand have run wild.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:16 No.14183989
    >2011

    >Not being a sad depressing man who lives out their high school fantasy dreams that you saw on TV and witnessed happened to other people and making it seem like your average high school jock that is depicted on TV

    >Not being a delusional liar who deep down inside is deeply depressed and knowing truth be told the only reason you act normal on /sp/ is because people associate athletes with social successes and athletes are social and get girls unlike most of 4chan, have huge entourages of friends, and they are also rich as hell and you think that by associating yourselves even in the smallest little bit with them that you live out their lives

    >Not wondering why some threads on /sp/ that are off-topic always either get saged or ignored, but any time it's something social like girlfreinds, sex, parties, alpha stories, friday/saturday night, alcohol, fashion, etc get hundreds of posts and realizing everyone else is as delusional as you

    >Not opening your eyes and realizing it has to fucking stop and none of this shit never happened and you are just a guy who likes sports who wishes he was that guy and you only get by because /sp/ says your normal when you know deep down inside you're a loser

    >Not accepting this then turning around to go play some sports video games with your own players and teams to continue living this lie rather then continue lying to yourself.

    Sad thing is I know this applies to at least one person on here if not many more.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:17 No.14184015
    >>14183939
    im the fag who doesnt have a car, and brings all of that but friends (they have the cars).

    feels bad man
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:18 No.14184032
    >>14183989

    yea it applies to you faggot
    get out of emo little cunt
    /sp/ is for alpha athletes likes myself to discuss sports you beta virgin
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:19 No.14184060
    >>14183989
    bro what the fuck. take that shit elsewhere, just because you can't have fun doesn't mean everyone else can't.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:20 No.14184073
    >throw birthday party
    >try to invite everyone in my classes
    >3 people came (apart from my family)
    >i heard one of them make a joke about how no one likes me
    feelsbadman.jpg
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:20 No.14184081
    >>14184073
    lol
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:20 No.14184099
    >be 22
    >never have gone to a party in your life
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:21 No.14184105
    >>14183989
    I used to party a ton, like almost every night I was at the bars or at a house party. But now days I don't. Unfortunately most of the people I knew were older than me and have since graduated and moved on.

    Nothing sucks more than having an active social life and losing it.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:21 No.14184118
    >>14184099
    Did you not go to college?
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:23 No.14184150
    >>14184118
    sorry i should have said

    >party i was invited to
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:24 No.14184182
    >>14184150
    so, you never were invited to a party? or you were invited and didn't go? either way weak shit man
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:25 No.14184201
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    >>14184073
    you mad
    >be 17
    >never been to a party
    >finally get invited to one
    >get crazy drunk
    >wake up next to hot chick
    >think "FUCK YEA"
    >realize i have clothes on and that there are no signs of me having sex with her that night
    >remember that I was assigned to baby-sit a drunk chick after losing a game of beer pong
    >people think I had sex with her
    >word reaches boyfriend
    >shit bricks and explain situation nervously
    >boyfriend's like iamokwiththis.jpg
    that was too fucking close for me, so I'm usually just at parties now to be a designated driver, not getting too involved
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:26 No.14184224
    >>14184201
    your life sucks
    >> feel with it 08/08/11(Mon)20:26 No.14184241
    I always have c-doms on me

    never bring my own booze because my frat is supposed to provide it, when they start getting stingey with their beer then I bring booze.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:26 No.14184242
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    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:27 No.14184255
    >>14183789
    you forgot swag, and a bottle opener on your keychain
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:27 No.14184266
    >>14183789

    No reason to break it down by gender, women should have that shit too...especially the part about having other women.

    I'm the party survivalist, I always the following on me:

    Lighter, smokes, bag of weed, bottle of liquor (usually SoCo), deck of cards, a pen and a sharpie (for drunk writing mainly), multitool (knife is great for when someone wants to shotgun, I've used it for countless shit though, repaired chairs/tables, repaired people glasses, used the pliers for when someone drops something in a weird place, etc.).

    In my trunk I always have:

    A pack of paper plates, two stacks of red party cups, blankets and pillows, bottles of pop, bottles of water and Gatorade for hangover treatment, bag of potato chips, bag of tortilla chips with a sealed jar of salsa, two 1.75 liter bottles of vodka for mixing, phone with restaurant section bookmarked and good joints highlighted, various delivery menus, couple packs of condoms (carry two in my wallet always but I always let people know I have condoms in the car if anyone wants to fuck and lost theirs or forgot to bring any)...even have a few old t-shirts in case someone spills shit on their clothes or pukes. And that's just in addition to basic shit everyone should have in their car, including a first aid kit.

    I might sound like a dork saying this but everyone loves me at parties because of the preparations I take to make sure we have a good time. My friends call me Backup Mike because they know I can always be called in for party backup and have everyone covered.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:27 No.14184272
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    >>14184241
    >c-doms
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:27 No.14184281
    >>14184241
    >c-doms
    also
    >not bumming them off friends
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:28 No.14184296
    >>14184272

    >c-doms
    >frat

    Whatever there bro.

    Also if anyone of you fuckers tries to "ice" someone and think you're cool you need to immediately trade in both of your testicles.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:29 No.14184316
    >>14184296
    i was actually making fun of the fact that you censored yourself on here
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:29 No.14184319
    >>14184105

    >Nothing sucks more than having an active social life and losing it.

    Really? I actually enjoyed it when my friends moved on and we all went our separate ways. Not that I didn't like them but it was a relief to move to adulthood and not feel obligated to constantly do shit I didn't want to do just because my friends called me up.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:29 No.14184320
    >>14183229
    >nigger weed
    >good
    I need to meet your black people. Every nigger I've met is a lazy, poor freeloader.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:29 No.14184328
    >>14184266
    >Gatorade for hangover treatment

    A secret I learned from an ex alcoholic friend of mine. Pedialyte works WAAAAY better and you can get it or a knock off for almost nothing.
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:30 No.14184340
    >>14184241
    >frat


    YOU WOULDN'T CALL YOUR COUNTRY A CUNT, WOULD YOU?
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    >>14184266
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:30 No.14184365
    >>14184266
    you sound like a fuckin bro
    would party with you anytime
    >> Anonymous 08/08/11(Mon)20:31 No.14184376
    >>14184266
    jesus christ bro how old are you.. you sound you are 16 years old and googled "what to bring to a party"
    >having reserve condoms for other people
    >protip: you are a dork and everyone's laughing at you



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