>>14179989
>Bitches killing my joke with over use

Shameful display chaps

Kenwyne Riotkickoffer starts the night off with a quick victory in straight sets over Rafael Tiger-Tiger.

ARMY HAS ARRIVED

http://yfrog.com/ki90044631j

Childrens hospital in lockdown in birmingham

I think the police team will come out on top of a hard fought match with croydon niggers in tonight's mixed doubled

London Classic confirmed for lasting longer than Isner-Mahut

>>14180093

are those fucking tanks? These have no place in a tennis match!

I think we can all agree that this wouldn't be happening if the UK instituted Sharia.

I'd like to suggest Pro Wrestling or Boxing for when the tennis is over, based on the fact that it's much easier to think up euphemisms.

>>14180291

>No Riots
>No women's tennis

Not worth it.

>>14180335
I hear theres a big PPV fight later, though weirdly the BBC is screening it

>>14180335
>291 posts remaining
>40 posts left in other thread

Some fucks have burnt down Nandos now too.

>>14180093
Isn't that the ending segment of Takeshi's Castle?

>>14180395
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Actually, I can't be fucked making up tennis related puns anymore, here;s the live stream for the riot

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2011/aug/08/london-riots-third-night-live

Also, radio coverage is great on LBC 97.3

>>14180362
Just thinking ahead my man.

I was going to be in Birmingham tonight. Glad I'm not there now that there's the prospect of a big match involving Andre Arabagassi

This is ruining the good name of Croydon.

>>14180466
>Implying Roy Hodgson hasn't already done that.

>>14180413
unless you're english, fuck off.
you have no place here son

Lets get this shit started
>Me
>Giving men rimjobs
Pick both.

Any other Birmingham fags here?

Apparently the Bull at the Bullring's head was sawn off and Nandos was set on fire.
My friend at Hollister was locked in when the riots started and then escorted to the train station.

>mfw Venus & Serena went to get a meal deal from Boots but decided to stop after the found out the owner was also a Williams

>>14180436
>Turn on radio
>Advert for special constables

Ahahahahah. Not a fucking chance.

>>14180519
Locked in Hollister?
Poor guy, imagine trying to escape when there's no fucking lights in the place on a normal day.

>>14180549
Hollister is overrated and completely over-saturated.

Worst idea ever to open one in Glasgow

>>14180519
LIVE RADIO STREAM

http://www.lbc.co.uk/listen-live-3578

This shit better not spread to Manchester, my dad's got tickets for Spuds and I will not have my free match (and meals courtesy of parentage) ruined by fucking chavs.

>>14180549
Girl actually.

Former Wimbledon mayor Ken Livingstone providing punditry on BBC2 right now.

Dat massive fire in Croydon.

I can understand window smashing, that's easily replaceable, but you're not going to burn down someones store or house.

Stupid niggers.

Good games tonight lads, but it's time for me to throw in the towel. Try to not get burned down Purg, I'd hate for you to miss the Villas-Boas dynasty at Chelsea.

Thieving Looting across much of the country. London call it 'an abomination'. Birmingham call it 'a disgrace'. Liverpool call it 'Monday'.

>>14180564
That's London, not Brum.

>>14180592
the building burnt down in Tottenham housed 26 families according to the bbc

>>14180563
Hollisters crop up wherever there are universities, as wherever there are universities, there are dickheads.

Looks like this well adjusted gentleman has taken some food to prepare for the proceedings

How do you save pictures from Lockerz?

>>14180651
He's preparing well.

Basmati rice = the best energy food out there

panic on the streets of london

Solid 7 on the news right now.

>We're getting our taxes back
nice one Serena

>On Sky
>WE GETTING OUR TAXES BACK
FFFFFFFFFF

RI is saying that there's a load of hoodies amassing on Moss Side.

>Being proud over stealing Tesco Value Basmati Rice

Really..

>>14180704
Disregard that, I am a faggot.

>>14180682
dat guy in the suit

>Brummie scumbags

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023874/LONDON-RIOTS-David-Cameron-returns-home-police-face-
gangs-petrol-bombs.html

good pics here, even the Daily Mail can't spin pics

sup gurl

Guardian reporting armed clashes between Turks and blacks in Hackney.

>>14180734

Ultimate proof that niggers will always nig.

>>14180769
Agreed

>We've detoured to Dalston where a bus was set on fire in shacklewell lane earlier. The single deck bus is now cordoned off and there doesn't seem to be much damage, but the incident has clearly shaken the large Turkish community here. Many shopkeepers are on the street talking about how they chased away the gang of youths behind the bus fire.

>"We beat up four of them quite badly and they ran off," one man, who wouldn't give his name, said. Another said: "this is not justice, coming here and trying to attack us." Notably several businesses are still open ascot usual here, unlike other violence hit areas.

>We've just watched a mob of locals chase a gang of hoodies down the main road, with police vans on full siren in pursuit.

>Burning down Greggs and Nando's

>Shocked diners at Wagamamas and Jamie's Italian stopped eating to stand up and look at the riots in progress


Daily Mail.

>not actually discussing tennis
fuck you guys

>>14180651

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Burning down Nandos

Fucking chicken shits

preacher on bbc 2 actually making some good points

>>14180708
That's really like saying "large groups of ethnics have also been spotted in Levenshulme" though.

>>14180769
>>14180791

>>14180807
the /a/ mod left, so we can discuss

I don't understand why locals don't just beat the fucking shit out of those hoodies...

Face it, the only thing these ppl understand is more violence.

>>14180807
>implying there's any tennis on

West Ham vs Aldershot called off.

>>14180840

Probably some fat faggot. Good.

>implying /sp/ isn't the best place to discuss this

>>14180842
They did in a mostly Turkish area apparently.

>>14180849
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14180842

because THEY ARE THE LOCALS

The only tennis really worth discussing is Sabine Lisicki anyway.

>>14180868

Eh, good for them. Doing it right for once.

>>14180793
FUCK YEAH! Batter the cunts.

Palace/Crawley will probably be called off as well.

WE SPORTS NOW

And yeah, I used to live in Turnpike Lane and, man, you don't fuck with those middle-aged Turkish dudes because they will fuck you up.

>Following the disturbances in Tottenham over the weekend, the Club has been in ongoing discussions with the necessary authorities regarding this coming weekend's Premier League fixture against Everton.

>We can advise fans that at this stage the game is going ahead and the Club is doing everything it can to ensure that this remains the position.

FUCK YEAH

Turkish people have gained my respect we should get more of them in.

Someone attempt to start a twitter rumour that there is rioting in their town, just to see if it can get on BBC

I just found out, there is no fucking early kick off in the premiership on saturday..
What the fuck?

Fuck, shit. Hearing that Black Sheep might be getting fucked up.

Everyone watching BBC coverage or is there another source?

Can we get Tyler/Gray to commentate?

>>14180927
Is that a pub?

>>14180920
I think Sky have moved that slot to MNF.

>>14180908
Shit sorry guys that was meant to be a picture of a man eating another man's shit. My apologies.

And Tiger is definitely ruined, same with Nandos.

>>14180920
Is that meant to be some sort of sick joke?

>>14180937
They'd better fucking not have

>>14180935
i like sky's coverage. they get better footage from randomers

Tigers have escaped from the zoo around Primrose Hill

>>14180937
WHY?

>>14180951
They have, Shitty vs Swansea is MNF

>>14180968
just saw this

holy fuck

>>14180968
What the fuck.

I'll tell you why that looter won't achieve anything in this riot. He's a fucking lazy nigger.

>>14180963
>Lower requirment of verification
Its a good thing that bbc only show the trusted stuff

>>14180984
Getting their image rights from Kellogs innit

>>14180968
WAT

>>14180968

>>14180968

The tiger thing's a hoax, learn2tineye

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084749/Pictured-Escaped-Siberian-tiger-enjoys-night-time-st
roll-southern-Italian-town.html

>>14180968
Tigerbowl 2011?

>>14180977
I thought it's definately still Sky's. They had MNF last year, mind.

ESPN only have the Saturday evening slot?

>>14181015
Not sure what ESPN have, sky have all the good matches for the weekend (And City on monday)

>>14181014
I was too excited to even consider that it wasn't real.

Check out this fucking muppet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p39ULW_xzUE

>>14181031
If its the same as last year, Sky have all the slots except the Saturday evening slot (unless its a good game, in which case it's Sky's)

There's no Premier Legaue football on tv in the early kick off on Saturday.

What the fuck man

>>14181014

damn, would be awesome if tigers went and attacked the cunts

>>14180968
Wow.

Back on >>14180708
http://twitter dot com/#!/MENnewsdesk/status/100687628957007872

MEN saying no credible reports of disturbance.

>Reports of heroic scenes on Dalston High Street. Turkish families lining the streets to oppose the riots
>Asian/Muslim Lads from Whitechapel stopped the black criminals from entering their area

dat heart dat unity dem Muslims

>>14181051
Wait until weekend after next to see I guess.

Also, people in clapham have tried to loot Ladbrokes, a hairdresser and a wimpy's.

I wonder what the police are going to do tomorrow. These people are just going to keep stealing unless they are stopped.

>>14181071
>loot Ladbrokes,

They showed that on the BBC earlier, they tried breaking the windows with barstools

>>14181036
HA HA oh WOW

http://twitterDOTcom/#!/itv_news/status/100686199684988929

>Reports that a man has been shot in the head and killed in Croydon tonight. #londonriots #croydon

>>14181085
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Insurance is going to rise like hell in this country

>Decide to pay for sky this year
>No early kick off
>late kick off on ESPN

>>14181086
Oh shit, we America now.

>>14181096

This will never not be hilarious.

England match is cancelled.

Get in Rooney, Clev etc stay healthy :D

>England v Holland might be cancelled
>mfw
Pretty much the only good thing to come out of this.

>>14181127
Oh what. Source?

bye bye Wetherspoons

>>14181121
you're wrong

>>14181086

I hope it's a vigilante going after these cunts

Fourth_Official Fourth Official
by MarkJWS85
England vs Holland is OFF #Londonriots

Charlton vs Reading OFF

>>14181137

Scum. Subhuman scum. Dat cheap beer, dem ItBoxes, dat 4/10 burger and chips. Such a waste.

>>14181086
I speak to you from beyond the grave.

Hearing that its kicking off in Liverpool as well. I doubt it.

>>14181137
>All dat cheap booze going up in flames
You never got the chance to become someone's urine ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5h9ZPBuBEs

Danny Dyer was right...

32,000 police officers?

That's 11 times the population of Hemsby

HEY GUYS IF WE BROUGHT BACK CAPITOL PUNISHMENT EVERYTHING WOULD BE HUNKY DOORY

Ken Livingstone is such a prick.

Why not move the England game to you know a decent none riotous place of the country.

>>14181069
FUCK YEAH MUSLIMS. FUCK YEAH TURKS.
Hopefully other people take notice of this.

>no mention of reports of rioting in bradford

WHY ARE WE NOT DEFENDING OUR TITLE

Greatest UK riot of 21st centuary and now these bastards are stealing it

>bbc massive anti red ken bias

>Ken Livingston getting called out on being an oppurtunistic cunt

>burning down greggs
>interfering with football

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.

>>14181187

No, everything has to take place in London forever and ever.

I don't want to be the one to break the news but I can hear rioting going on down my road.

In Liverpool obviously.

>>14181202
isn't it the usual Liverpool business?

>>14181202
I thought you lived in Sheffield?

>>14181202
>Liverpool
>Forever stealing Croydon's creations
Dubstep, Hodgson, riots.

>>14181202
>implying thats not normal scouse monday night

Hope Spurs - Everton isn't called off

>>14181202

Serious? Or are you just being a twat as usual

>>14181190
He's not exactly making it hard for them to make him look like a prick right now.

"When i was mayor"

Fuck off Ken.

>>14181233

it says on the official site that they're doing everything to ensure that it will go ahead

>>14181230

We don't work Mondays in Liverpool.

>>14181190

Hey Keighley trip, Silsden fag here, lets do it.

According to Livingstone, Croydon's basically Baltimore.

Guy got shot in the face a mile down the road from my house. I'm in Leeds.

No rioting in Leeds as of yet though. Seems to have been an isolated incident and the local "peaceful minorities" aren't up to anything out of the norm.

>>14181241
Only person at all talkign about why this has happened, not just saying

BLACKS AND YOUFFS ARE SCUM

>>14181202

Liverpool determined that 'This year is our year' for riotbowl.

Fire in Notting Hill.

But its all white their right?

Charlton v Reading called off as well

>>14181269

I asked why they're smashing stuff and they said they won it 5 times.

Red Ken confirmed for thinking he's in The Wire.

>>14181264

>mfw on Look North they reported he got shot in the face but aint critical.

>>14181276
I can't wait for UTV's take on all this. Black people rioting and Birmingham burning, he's probably had a heart attack.

>>14181260
JJB's KFC and HALFORDS triple loot?

We can get some trakkies some chicken and a body kit for our cars yeah!

Maybe some shoes from brantano

Where do you live Kepaw?

'we need to give these kids a stake in our future' NO FUCK OFF PUT THEM IN PRISON, BUNCH OF CUNTS

If Ken Livingstone hadn't softened the police and invited more and more immigrants into London there wouldn't be a problem. Stupid cunt

>>14181285
Disregard that, I like hard dick in my anus.

ken talking about no jobs, clearly hasnt seen employment figure.
Now hes just trying to peddle his parties policy rather than talk about the riots.

I hope it kicks off in Stoke and they burn down Wetherspoons, I might start a riot myself

>>14181293

Shame.

I'd like to see Boris spear the youths like he did in that Charity football match.

>>14181313
Is it cold there tonight?

Greggs, Wetherspoons, Ladbrookes, West Ham matches: this is just an attack on everything the white working class holds dear.

They'll be lynching Peter Kay next.

>>14181326
rioters cant do shit on a cold night in stoke

>>14181202

Where about's that or are you talking rubbish like usual? Load of people claiming its kicking off in the city centre on my facebook and just as many people calling them out that its bullshit.

>>14181312

You're talking about a man who invited a south American dictator to London on an all expenses paid trip but vehemently opposed an elected Dutch MP from coming for a personal visit.

Don't expect anything close to sanity or reason from Livingstone. Quite frankly I hope he gets testicular cancer.

To be fair, Boris will do fuck all. Can't believe people like him so much. I'm braced for some poncy cliched phrase from him.

>>14181338

Liverpool One.

>>14181334
>Molotov?
>Cocktail?

>>14181358
>Hating on the GOAT politician

That's SO you.

also that feel when this is too exciting to sleep through

Army have an Infantry battalion on standby for public order control as the police are close to breaking point. Honestly did not think it would go this far.

The Army would bring a very quick and very bloody end to this, especially considering what Infantry is actually on standby.

*this is all word of mouth and definetely not what happens automatically as a direct result of the Civil Contingencies Act 2004

His family will eat for a month with this shit.

>>14181344
At least chavaz has a pretty good chance of actully dying of cancer though. thats going to be cool when that happens.

Nieminen confirmed for horrible player

>>14181326
No, but still, I'd like to see if the rioters could do it at the Britannia, with Robbie Huth bearing down on them like an enraged Rhino

Black Sheep's getting smashed in now...

Why are people not rioting and burning down Millwall's stadium? No-one would complain at that.

>>14181394
I think the Millwall fans probably would.

>>14181384

I thought you lived in Manchester

>>14181369
Tiger's gone, Nando's gone, the Tram's gone, Sheep's going. Croydon's gonna look worse than Chelsea's title hopes if this goes on.

>>14181359

Walkabout, Camel Club and Envi all have cheap nights on Mondays. Wouldnt be suprised if the Funky Box clientele decided to kick off later.

Del porto vs nieminen

Wtf is this match, it's like I just went to the park to watch random faggots play

>>14181394
'cos these 'ard men are 15 years old who'd piss themselves if they got near the Den

>>14181373

They've got the Paras on standby, don't they?

>Caller on LBC says hundreds of Asian youths in Green Lanes, Forest Gate are defending shops and community. Told police to go elsewhere.

>>14181394

I'd rather they burned down the Olympic stadium.

It would be very patriotic.

Had to be done.

>>14181400
Bollocks. They'd be the ones doing it.
It's the worst ground in the entire fucking country

>>14181403
>Nandos

Most overrated restaurant ever

>>14181377

shiiieet

Manc scousers brummies and Leodensians report in about your city, any action? any lads near lavender hill?

>>14181403
It could look good and still look worse than Chelseas title hopes though.

>>14181411
This is awesome.

croydon shooting confirmed

>>14181422
They're mostly the wrong colour for Millwall fans.

Our house.... In the middle of the street!

>>14181423
You haven't been to the one in Croydon.

>>14181437
Really?

>>14181403
Man, at this rate I'll never get to try out Nando's.

> I imagine what happens if this spreads to Glasgow

>>14181407

It's a Guards batallion and a company of SAS troopers are also present in London. IIRC, Guards Independent Parachute Company (think giant Paras) are down in London too.

Expect to see them there in an "advisory role"

Like "advising" how to rip a Somalians bollocks off using your thumb and forefinger.

>>14181411

DAT HEART.

race wars, blacks v asians

A war where I don't care who wins

>>14181450
How'd you notice the difference?

>Madness of today summed up by a looter in Clapham who waited for the green man at crossing with a TV & laptop under his arms #londonriots

>>14181422
>Cocks
>Me sucking them
>My contribution to this thread
>Worth less than shit
Pick all

>>14181450
John Smeaton would come out of nowhere and beat it down single handedly.

>>14181448

Yeah, non-fatal though. was just on sky

Its time.

>>14181450
Improvements to the city?

>>14181426

I went on a run like an hour ago and didn't see anything, some people starting rumours of it kicking off in Toxteth and the city centre but I think it's a load of bollocks.

>>14181450

Thousands of pounds worth of improvements.

>>14181475

What could they possibly do in Toxteth ?

>Shahbana Mahmood, MP for Brum

Wheres UTV?

Surprised Bradford's not kicked off yet.

No doubt the BNP/EDL will be there tomorrow stirring shit.

>>14181450
Wouldn't happen here, no niggers.

>not watching the Al Jazeera stream

west ham cancelled their game

>>14181491
Beautiful British name

>>14181490

Burn down all the Bingo Hall's

>>14181453
>implying most of the rioters are not afro-caribbean/west african/mixed/white
Somali's are fasting it's ramadhan bro

>>14181492
Muslims don't generally go in for looting.

>inb4 Glasgow gets the olympics instead

>>14181426
Brummiefag here. Nothing here in Bartley Green, and friends give similar stories about Edgbaston. Although there are reports of looting in inner city areas (Colmore Row in particular), mostly broken windows.

>>14181469
Fuck. Just saw it. This is just ridiculous. Might go up there tomorrow to see the damage.

>>14181453

That'd be fun..

No trouble in Hull, which is a shame, as I kinda want a new TV.

>>14181509

>>14181512
Its past 8.45, they can eat all they want. In fact they are prpbably raiding Tasty Hut as we speak

>>14181505

fuckin lol'd

>>14181493
I suppose, it's more of an asian minority in Glasgow than blacks isn't it.

Sometimes I feel out of the way, but goddamn feels good man to be in a rich as fuck, small city right now.

>>14181421
If the asians arent joining in we will be fine, if they are then we are really fucked, I work in a suburb of bradford with a massive asian population. only like 10 mins from the centre. I do a job where I aint sat in an office all day too, i have to travel about.

Tbf if the EDL/BNP start it off ill be getting my buff out and joining the asians

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YItK1izQIwo&feature=player_embedded

Hey, here's some lulz.

Love the fat white bloke in the grey tracksuit they keep showing in the Birmingham footage witht the telly or something under his jumper. He thinks he's getting away with it the bloody div.

>>14181543
Asians will be no match for the police, they're all fasting.

Purgatory lives in Croydon? And supports Man United?

Am I surprised? Nope.

Indians/Pakistanis/Bangladeshis and blacks in this country have never got on, there's no chance of a union against the white man, everyone calm down.

In none Tennis related news:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/aug/08/arsenal-samir-nasri-manchester-city

This is actually very exciting. Its like the wild west, I might go and loot me some cowboy boots.

Ealing shopping centre on road?

average intelligent looter

>ealing shopping centre on fire

>>14181547
I keep hoping the EDL will turn up in my town so i can watch them hide from a big crowd of anarchists and asians.

>>14181583
Jesus.

>>14181583

She left her baby in the shop?

>>14181553
>"We won't riot, we're British not Europeans"
hahaha, oh wow.

>>14181583
Is that in Harborne?

>>14181605
>Going out of a "Goods In" entrance
>2011
ISHYGDDT

Apparently that Croydon shooting was SkrtelPower mistaking someone for Roy Hodgson.

>>14181583
How shit must her current furniture be to make it worth stealing that stuff?

>the Turks in Dalston - 'let them come. We have knives, guns, heart. We are Turkish
lol

>Camden
>North

>>14181599
Ditto
Edl are all fat drunk skinheads and little dicks with mams potato peeler as a weapon,

The asian gangs have guns, a fair few of them and other very tasty axes and Bats, and they all lovely cricket. Always join the asian side, you just dont fuck with them

>>14181621
HE'S GONE ALFIE MOON

>Tsunami of violence

>Riots in Camden
Fucking hipster on the phone to BBC

>>14181583

brilliant

>>14181578

Nasri shitting himself with the riots. Wants to come up norff where its nice and we respect our Nando's

>Pizza hut on fire

Nooooooooo

Where the fuck do these people get baseball bats from?

You should be using wickets as spears and twating shit with a cricket bat!

My grandad doesn't care about the destroyed restaurants, but my Nandos

>Camden on fire
Good fucking riddance, that place is hell on earth.

>>14181648
Not much in the way of guns or gangs around here but there are plenty of asians and the local leftists hardly need an excuse these days.

>This caller on BBC

What a fucking dribbling tard he sounds. "It's getting really really worse."

Time for rhymes

>Looting in Luton
>Stealing in Ealing
>No stoppen'em in Tottenham
>They should Calm Down in Camden

>>14181658

>Where the fuck do these people get baseball bats from?

I imagine they robbed them

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Whichever sports store they hit earlier.

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>making new threads 30 posts before autosage

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>fuckton of posts still left ITT
>not making a late night county cricket thread

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>Starting to resemble Hampden in Camden

>>14181710

The sportrs themes are getting a bit tedious and this thread will autosage soon

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PARTRIDGE!