You're gay,
Now go away

/thread

that nigga tim howard
please please return to sender
your girl she screaming out while I bend her
but please remember
protection
dont do it like howard
kill an erection
but your girl she no coward
she come to spend the night
hard dick i give it right

dat pass
world class

these mexicans they win and the get a bone
but you motherfuckers all cabrones
remember what I say
soccer - that shit is fucking gay
America we still number one
Eurotrash, Mexifags
you all just bums

>thinking banal and anal rhyme

I say this pretty madly
fire Bob Bradley
Cuz we deserve better than to play this badly
Every game's a joke
Because we fucking choke
The nail in the grave was when 2-0 ended sadly.

boston fags
your team it sucks
"make way for ducks"
no - make way for us
postseason
we beamin
al championship
no troll
yanks will roll
go ahead, pucker lips
gimme as sec while I unzip

It’s just too good to be true :)
I can’t believe you’re a blue :))
With your skill, your flair and your touch :)
You will score goals very much :|
It’s like Christmas has arrived :D
El Nino is part of our side :P
It’s just too good to be true =d>
Fernando you’re a Chelsea blue :)

With or without your long hair
You still play with style and with flair
You’ve already got a World Cup :-*
And you’ll win the Champions league now with us 8->
Blue suits you more anyway
It brings out your eyes I must say ;))
It’s just too good to be true
Fernando you’re a Chelsea blue

=))

its a new day
but the same shit
euro time hella gay
david kazan, baby dick

>tat feel when u cant rape to save ur life

>>13164690
Nice Yankee Hat with the sticker on it
You can't name half the years your team won it
Won 7 straight against you fucks
Now you tell me who really sucks
Congrats Mr. Jeter when you get 3000
The fact you want Reyes instead leaves me dumbfounded
Are the Sox winning this year? I say yup
Deja Vu all over again, like the Stanley Cup

>>13164764

>rape

as i hoped, and it looked like,
finally got our shit right
bornstein for dolo
uh oh, gettin peligroso!
score times four,
chip caused salsas in mexico.

banal doesn't rhyme with anal

see video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz88kJSdT6Y

greentexting faggots
riding cock
stealing gets
my dick
your mom she gawk

>>13164776
hold up there buck
your team looks stuck
focused on the yanks
but you can't beat us
black and yellow black and yellow
ch'yeah u mad as fuck

>>13164797
>>13164598
yo fags h8n on my hot fire
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/banal
check the third pronunciation
beyn-l
>thinking banal has only one proper pronunciation

>writing poetry
>beta
Pick both, faggots

>>13164816
You haven't made the playoffs in 20 years
Your singing sucks, lay off the beers
Only wannabe gangstas by your hats
Yuros almost have a point when they call us amerifats
You make more money by losing, eat shit Wiz
You just failed this quiz, now drink my Jizz

>>13164829

this fag he think he alpha
hold up
this nigga gayer than alfafa
roll up
to your crib
your mom she like it ribbed
you peer in peaking
soon you crying
bitch you weepin
why you mad?
your mom she gleamin
hot jizz on her face
you go creepin
you get the mace

HUNNED ON MY DICK
CUZ I RACE LIKE VETTEL
BITCHES FUCK WITH ME CUZ I
PEDAL TO THE METAL

your ideas and lyrics are stupid outdated
im 24 karats
nigga you just gold plated

little niggers typing rhymes
riddled with the kinda lines
that tickle dicks on llama's mamas
Kama Sutra with Obama
Shama-lama-ding-dong
ping pong
like a fucking ching chong
I lay tracks and launder fabric
Mavericks is the team, dog.
White power forward
The german overlord
bow down to the master race
or masturbate to gopher porn
money-shot to outerspace
FREE CREDITREPORT

>>13164880
mad, yeah you mad
boston, yeah they bad
We bitch slapped your team
like we was your dad
knock it out the park,
run around and then
I look in the stands
it's your face when

your girl she coming in
>mfw
open vagina
clit like chyna's

Listen up 'yall cause this is it
The world is still alright cause I love everyone on it
What, you thought I was gonna say something mean?
Naw mang, I for one think we are all on the same team!
And thats team humanity, sending you the report
where we respect each persons favourite sport
Divegrass, Luckswing, Handegg you name it!
Even my ringless bro James can't blame it
Now this might sound unusual to you
but dont worry,I was just kidding, fuck you!
I'm good when I got a partner, but I'm great when I go at it alone
I'm the baddest mammer jammer when it comes to spittin' on the fucking microphone
Your bitch sucks more dick than my man Kojak
and if you dont know who that is go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up your vocab

>>13164944
We made your attendance look good, yeah you're welcome
You making the playoffs? That's real seldom
Haven't played the 3rd game, you say it's in the bag?
Haven't seen Based Miller, he's no fag
What do you know about dads? You've never met yours
He'd rather spend time with all of his whores
The Pirates are as bad as old gin
Last time you made the playoffs was BRAVES WIN BRAVES WIN

Yurop
poor and homeless
Canada
only good for syrup
sent you semen rations
stop crying, have more patience
all other countries mad
Yurop, has a no teeth fad
Yurop keep crying
other countries, are you even trying?

Check it out faggots I need to say a few things
About the motherfucking goddamn Los Angeles Kings
We're going to win the cup and you can suck my dick
I fucked your gf and your mom is a trick

Faker than the holocaust,
Mad that your team lost

>>13164530

would've worked better if you had said "post" instead of "posting"

>rapping like uneducated black people

>amerifat /sp/

>>13165011
you knock my hat
where'd you get yours?
bandwagon bargain rack?
I see more posers rock that wack crap
than fat fucks at buffets, how you like that?
but i digress, attendance is a mess
better 1 real fan then 2,000 posers i guess
boston stay beta and hop off my dick
your team just lost go ahead and eat shit.

those fags at /fit/
they worship zyzz
oversized clit
dude slurps my jizz

weeboos on /a/
what can I say
those japanophiles are fucking gay

/b/etas on /b/
that's no surprise
peepin some /cp/
I vomit a cascade of chyme

>>13165029
You're getting ahead of yourself bitch put that shit in park
Cuz you still gotta deal with SJ Sharks
We just signed burns and he's gonna rape your face
Dont be surprised if you finish in last place

>>13165060
My hats' from '99 at the All Star Game
The event with the All Century Hall of Fame
If the playoffs were today, we at least got the Wildcard
Even in Pittsburgh, that's still too Hard

niggas in europe droppin like flies
dying of hunger - people is cryin
dont worry but grab an umbrella
ameribros sending a package
shits gonna be better than nutella
on second thought you gonna need a boat
America making it rain
sink or swim, grab a coat

>>13165147
got dam

>>13165087
Oh god I've never seen that before in it's entirety. Shit is bananas

>>13165119
knock the team that beat you
um...ok that don't make sense
not like your team's failures are so far in past tense
like remember last night? I sure do
we came on your face with buccaneer goo
boston took the moneyshot and said please master more!
but we said gtfo you bandwaggon whore

>>13165147
Aww shit man

rappin floozie grab the uzi
ooey gooey
sourpatches at the movies
sparkling diamonds
gummi bears on the wrist
the rarest bitch start rewindin'
droppin fluids
nothing compares to this
holy mackerel
bitch drank my whole snapple
smash her face with the smibbly bibbly
go change the channel
I love this song
turn the oven on
cookies and pizza
rookies get cheese puffed
not very based at all
which way to the mall
bitch gettin lovey dovey
she must be hungry
ate the whole pizza
where all the purple drank go
no way ho
she swallowed it all
i make it jam in miami
whammy slammy hand me grammys
more rings than a flip flopper
shits proper
wrist watch fish off the rocks
gas you up like water world. kevin costner

>>13165235
not bad

>>13165195
Bandwagoners are we? That sounds creative
Look at the Steelers and Penguins, no need to be debated
You started this shit, all I'm doing is defend
This series with you won't break us or bend
Of course you remember last night, I would too
But this is the first great memory for you
In Boston, we've had more to cheer about, that's nothing new

>>13165235

>>13165198

See Solid 7's on the web and your tongue flies out
See 5's in real life makes your bitch ass cry out
But me? They always lookin at me, searchin' for a hard fuck
Askin' for my dick like they're orderin from Starbucks
Large double shot vanilla, and don't skimp out on the creamer
I'll cream her, turn a quiet bitch into a screamer
I'm the king that got the beats that'll keep your head bobbin'
And my rhymes'll blow you mind like you're Osama Bin Laden
So test me, I'll cut off your damn testes and next week you'll text me, callin' yourself Leslie
So let's think...I'm the motherfuckin' best thing to happen to rap in the entire last century
You're stuck in a rut, can't even finish off a set piece
While I'm spittin' so fast, Usain Bolt can't catch me.
You can keep talkin' smack, but best not fuckin' mention me
'Fore I have ya eatin' shit like the middle piece of a human centipede

>>13165326
awshitnigga5starpost.jpeg

>>13165235
I don't like that form, but you resemble MF Doom.

Well done I guess

Oh my god Based God!
You could fuck my bitch, Based God!
You swag to the maxiumum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Based God!

Hopped up in my car (swag!) then I drop my roof
Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag!)
Then I park my car, then I fuck your bitch
Eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup


Eat the cake like Annie Mae
Young Based God and I been doin my thing
Take my shirt off and the girls go insane
Four diamond rings, two big-ass chains
Eat that wonton soup I got the cash like chang chang chang
Bitches suck my dick because I cum like 36 ways
AK-47 leave that bitch with no fucking name
Call my main bitch and she stay giving me brain
Put that bitch to shame, violate that brain
Young Based God dope my bitch like I'm cocaine
Bitches snort my ring, that crackpipe like my chain
Found a dope man, I ride that bitch like Ace of Spades
Ho don't play that game!
I'm rapping not for the fame
I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
Bitch don't give no fuck, that's why I fuck her in the face
Fuck you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
Based God

>>13165235
based freestyles?based freestyles


holy sit my dick nutritious
bitch suck me her head game viscous
cum in yo mouth bitch we aint kissin
get the fuck up out my car
ill make your bitch a fuckin star
50 million on my wrist my swag on par
brush my teeth to avoid the tar
Fuckin haters smile in my face
Make your bitch spray you with mace
Suck my dick in a fancy place
Bitches on me cuz I work at chase
Invest in stock bitch suck my cock
Realest nigga in a tie
Left that bitch and made her cry
Word around town im rich as fuck
Fancy meals eating eagles and ducks
Fuck I'll make your crew endangered
Swag comparable to texas ranger
Sleep like jesus in the manger
Fake niggas got me filled with anger

You be arguing, what's the bigger play.
I be laughing, nigga you gay,
Down in the brown and coleslaw,
I see you vital flaw,
'Cause when I knock on your door,
You'll be searching for that claw,
And sparks with the tent pole,
I see what's their goal,
Kick style and a bowl,
Four winters take their toll,
But scummers be wild fellatio,
Looking at my kill/death ratio,
'Cause I bomb like Horatio and this is my space yo,
So quit with the lexing and motorised texting,
And suck some cum if you find my style vexing.

Peace.

MESSI MES MESSI
MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI
MESSI MES MESSSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI
YOU AINT MESSIN WITH MY MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI
MESSI MES MESSI
MESSI MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI

When
I...
post I boast I brag
I type the verification,
hit CAPS LOCK,
AND CALL YALL FAGS
wait 30 seconds
and say it to you again
uh

I may sit in my basement
but when i spit you ain't even gonna ask "yo where went the bass, man?"
got beats deeper than where satan rests
try to type, get close, watch your words be wrest
the words from your mouth taken out of your grasp
you Ryan Anderson I'm straight Brandon Bass
Your PER looks good but I'm the man
You think your gur likes your pur earring but it ain't that, damn
You stand and shoot threes...
When I found your bitch she aint been itched in so long i found centipedes
I guess I was her rebound, in practice I posted up and surprise, no one could find your D
But don't look at me
I straight hustle you straight flash
If you tried to d-up Dirk you'd get straight gassed
like a jew, because you
know when they trade dwight ima straight up replace you
straight outplay you
gonna board so far
watch your career fall hard

number 30, bitches

>>13165436
dope

>>13165458
dope

gold cup - go bust your nut
americans don't give a fuck
you mexifags can't phase me
cause your country going swayze
drug cartels you know it well
that shit is fucking crazy

in europe the forecast ain't no better
those niggas dying, just like dexter
ain't no food the eurotrash be screaming
but they faces start gleaming when we sending them semen
praise and laud
US the Based God

>>13165467
>>13165471
dope mind

ITT: People spending time on terrible rhymes in the search for validation; if you all spent more time on less trivial pursuits you could be engaging in fornication