REAL LIFE TRUMAN SHOW

>apehoop

>lose final
>riot

stay classy amerifats

DOG IS READY TO GO!

how does i keep fence up?

DAT DRUNK FOOL GOING 1 VS THE WHOLE POLICE

I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

anyone elses stream fuck up?

my stream died

did...did it freeze?

>typical cricket fans

This is fucking great.

its fine just play again

ROB IS DEAD

stream shit the bed son

>vaughncoverinbruins.jpg
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>12940275
>Amerifats
-1/10

Well, that seems to be their only...defence

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>dat infrastructure

>>12940280
yeah wtf its down for me.

>yfw they got to the TV station

>>12940275
>vancouver
>canada

This is amazing how many threads came out of this.

server too busy

>14 threads

Gotdayum.

did the ctv stream go down for anyone else?

HE'S HEADING TOWARD THE POLICE WITH
stream dies

step one: go to google
step two: type in luongo
step three: hit more options: latest
step four: attempt to keep your sides together

>mfw the stream died

use the mystreams if CTVBC isnt working guys

mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html


mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html


mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html


mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html

>>12940297

Bullshit, he's immortal.

stream down
confirmed for zombie apocalypse

I kind of feel bad for those Schäferhunde, they're all hyped up and mentally fucked, god damn police training. :/

>>12940297
NO I WILL NOT BELIEVE

Fucking faggot ass Heat fans broke the stream

stream interrupted

Nothing is happening on CTV guys. They're still standing there with fences.

assuming TV is the same as the stream

[spoiler] Tiesto

ROB IS DEAD ROB IS DEAD ROB IS DEAD

And Jas raped him.

The stream died for me...

http://mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html

>mfw this is way better than furpuck

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY STREAM?

>watching highlights of riot
>random bruins fan among a sea of vancouver fans, rioting
>surprised he's not dead

MOUNTED UNITS - SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

>>12940339
OH FUCK SCRATCH THAT ROB IS DOWN

http://mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html

STREAM IS FINE
REFRESH

>>12940327
but taht ones laggy as fuck

>WHEN DEM HORSE COME YOU BACK THE FUCK UP

So did the dirty canadians really kill some boston fans?

I posted this in the old thread. But...
>i work at rogers arena
>no employee is allowed to leave until the police tell us its okay
>i knew it wasnt stupid of me to bring my computer
>getting paid double for every hour im here
>we're not allowed to clean because the police need t check it out and the city is responsible for this

I'm here all night, I got to touch the cup, met the Bruins.
Good times.
Will post pics when I get home.

>>12940346
>>12940346
>>12940346
>>12940346

>mounted units
Shit, I'd be more afraid of the dogs. Horses are too easy to scare and I'm not terribly worried about being trampled

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

its back on

THE HORSES ARE BACK!

HORSES

IS AN HORSE THE COP?

Why the riot is more interesting than the game?

HORSE JUST HAD A DUMP

I just watched a horse take a shit

that horse is taking a massive shit.

http://mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html
http://mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html
http://mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html
http://mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html
http://mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html
http://mystreams.tv/promo/vriot.html

FUCK YEAH

WE ARREST NOW

>>12940365

fuck it, it's live

feeds back

Small stream is back with big stream

>>12940360
WHAT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Want to sleep
>Just need a few more minutes of Rob
>Stream pisses all over itself

IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS!

>canada
>too poor for handcuffs
>use zipties

CTV is back, refresh

>Canadian police getting their shut pushed in
>yurop

>mounted police

QUICK FELLOW RIOTERS, GET INTO A WEDGE FORMATION, POLEARM BASED INFANTRY AT THE EDGES

>>12940370
damn thats some good shit, getting free food too?

anyone screencapped that horse doing a #2

even the horse knows vancouver is shit

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M DRUNK BUT FUCK YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME

I LOVE YOU /SP/

HEY

GUYS

AN HORSE IS AN ATHLETE

THIS IS SPORTS RELATED

>MFW

>More horses

streams fucking up, its getting late, nothing new gonna happen, think its sleep time

>>12940370

Oh fuck yes dude, that's awesome. Were the Bruins bros?

Alright, good shit bros, off for bed.

>>12940275
>>12940411

>Canadian Mounties
Really?

its still being covered on ctv, just find a stream ppl..

I blame the minorities.

>>12940370
>bruins were out of building by 8:50

nope.jpg

>>12940431

This is a spectator sport you faggot

1 point for breaking a window
2 points for hitting a cop with a brick

10 points for every car you flip and set on fire

>Sky Trains
>Sea Bus
WHAT YOU CANADIANS HAVE TRAINS THAT FLY AND BUSSES THAT CAN SWIM?

>>12940451
how about refreshing ctv?

HAHA. HOW'S IT FEEL CANADA.

>>12940419
YES.
BRO THEY TOLD ME TO DRINK OUT OF THE CUP
MY MOUTH HAS BEEN TAINTED WITH THE ENEMY BUT IT WAS AMAZING

but yeah i usually take home these massive bags of popcorn (whatever they dont sell for the day they make the employees take it)
But free whitespot stuff is good yo.

>jump
>fall
>dead

dude fell from viaduct lol

>mfw any time a canadian on /sp/ tries to talk shit on an ameribro they can simply post pictures from this riot

HE DIDN'T MAKE IT

>>12940460

>implying that he wasn't there the whole time

>IT'S TIME TO COVER RIOTS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM

>>12940467
you jelly?

AW SHIT
FATALITY

http://watch.ctv.ca/news/latest/vancouver-riots/#clip485613

they are trying to incinerate our bro ROB.

4 hours

Confirmed death of a dumbass

>>12940457

more like the transient hipster trash that comes from the rest of Canada for the moderate climate

>>12940486

Hahahaha
And he's all out of gum

>>12940486

You, sir, are a fantastic human being

I don't think we're gonna get anymore real shit going down.

Still, I can hope...

STAY CLASSY CANADIAN SUBHUMAN SCUM

>>12940372
>Shit, I'd be more afraid of the dogs. Horses are too easy to scare and I'm not terribly worried about being trampled
Have you ever stood in front of a pissed off police man on a pissed off horse? Shit is scarry, and when he tells you to move - you move.
Cavalry was dominating the battlefield dor ages for a reason. Unless you have a gun, a guy on a horse always wins.

>>12940467
yeah we got INFRASTRUCTURE. Not like you Ameripoors.

[spoiler]tiesto

>hoping for a different ootcome

>>12940463

touch Rob and you win the game

>>12940460
I had to escort the team out of the building.
Its part of the job bro

>>12940486

FUCK YEAR

>>12940486

>AND I'M ALL OUT OD GUM

HOLY FUCK BASED ROB

>>12940491
shits old yo

>canucks hoisting the cup
>ctv reporter went full retard

>>12940486
2/10

This is honestly making me very sad. I hope these reports of death are disproved.

so yeah, i was taking a girl out for icecream tomorrow near there.

guess that's fucking off.

where do i go now?

>>12940486
FIVE FUCKING STARS

dat jew

THAT FUCKING JEW

>this fat fucker's vest

DAT ASS

>>12940510
>All that lackluster infrastructure will have been burned to the ground come morning

I never want to hear Canadian fags talk shit about America again.

>>12940510

You literally have a riot happening RIGHT NOW in a major city. You don't get to talk anymore.

lol look at this fucking nerd

>>12940517

Upload pics or it didn't happen.

DAT ASS

>be treated for tear gas

Grow a pair, Vancouverfaggots. Walk it off like real men, you fucking pussies.

>a Jew at St Paul's hospital

LOL biohazard suits for pepper spray
canada confirmed for faggots

I like dat green canucks shirt.

>>12940444
Total bros.
But i guess thats because they were happy as fuck.

>Philly: Booing Santa Claus

>Vancouver: full scale riot

ROB BROWN CONFIRMED FOR GOAT

BASED ROB IS BACK

Jazz is hot indeed

see miami this is what you should of done.

Niiiiice, I just saw my friend Shawn on tv (talking to the interviewer, not making an ass of himself, which is actually what I expected him to be doing)

THEIR COMING TO THE TV STATION!

JAZZ YOU'RE HOT RIGHT NOW

>>12940548
I said tomorrow
All my usb cables are at home

NIGGA IN THE ASTRONAUT SHIRT

I OWN THAT SHIRT

>>12940555
I used to own two of them but I just threw them out when canucks lost.

ROB COME BACK NOOO

>I hope theyre not moving close to us

>They are actually

THANK YOU BASED ROB

>"Jazz you're hot right now"

>Typical Canadian behavior

ROB IS NOW DEAD, WE'VE LOST HIM

DEAL WITH IT.

stream lagging

>>12940562
oh my god

LOL that fucking video

YES, ROB'S BACK

is there another stream? CTV isnt working anymore

well they sure were right...

>>12940575

I'll be waiting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl37P7S9mxY

guy getting a flashbang to the nutsack in the link

>>12940562

fukken saved

Rob is so tired. You can hear it in his voice. let the man take a 15 minute break you greedy fucks.

COKE ON THE GROUND

FUUUUUUUUUU-
Rob, where art though

>Talk us through what you see
..........................

>>12940542
>implying Canadians won't fucking disown Vancouver

rob sucks

>rob

>we'll try to get that rectified

>>12940589

>implying Rob can be killed by conventional weapons

>>12940526
0/10

NOOOOOOOOOOO ROB
COME BACK

Whoa one of those guys looked like a tall Tyrion Lannister

RIP TEDDY RUXPIN

YOU WERE KILLED BY SOCCER HOOLIGANS

>Canadian infrastructure

>a funnel that they pour the booze into right into their mouth
anchor confirmed for not going to college

A FUNNEL THEY POUR BOOZE INTO

beer bong.

>Based Rob on Robson street.

BABA BOEY MY NIGGA

>Funnelling on an overturned car

HARDCORE

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

>funneling a beer on top of a flipped over car
>alpha

fuckinh laggy stream, I want based website stream back

>>12940491
>he's just lighting a bowl there ... smoking some weed
>trees.jpg

TTTIESTO

>mfw this is a first world country

Reporting from Vancouver.

Shit is so cash. Multiple stabbings, police clubbing the shit out of people, looting everywhere, tear gas.

We dun fucked up.

Well, I've got to get up in the morning. Hopefully shit doesn't get too cash while I'm gone

THIS IS WHAT MIDDLE AGE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE

"A FUNNEL THEY POUR BOOZE INTO THEIR MOUTHS"

>They have a funnel that they use to pour their booze into so it goes directly into their mouth
I've never heard a beer bong described in so much detail.

i say we let the bruins suit up with the police, give them a few billy clubs and see the greatest moment in sports history happen

seriously

chara going bloodlust on vancouver fans would make me orgasm

DID HE JUST SAY POTTA PORTIES AGAIN

The pota---porta potties....

i hope an american station trades for rob.

>>12940649

Dead Bruins fan got pushed off of a walkway. In case you weren't aware.

somebody edit this into something lulzy

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150276911612037&set=o.121837081234162&type=1&th
eater

CTV isn't working, other stream sucks. What do?

LETS THROW SHIT AT THE SCREEN

YEAHHHHH

>>12940562
He met Rob Brown.

POLICE ALPHA AS FUCK

>>12940653
fuck baby boomers forever. generation is the worst to ever exist

>>12940649

did you get on TV?

oh god canada, get your shit together

Polie cars on fire

>>12940661
nope. he fell

>>12940661

i swear he was wearing a nucks jersey

I honestly didn't think this was going to be so crazy when the game ended.

I started watching that stream and they seemed pretty calm. Didn't think it would escalate to this! HAHAHAHAHA

SO ARE ANY CONFIRMED DEATHS?

>Vancouver

>>12940668

>implying that it wasn't because of Mayor Sexington

>punched in the face

>>12940649
We should liberate people of Canada who are being supressed by the evil Queen. Bomb them!

WHERE THE FUCK IS ROB DAMMIT?

/SP/ TELL ME

>hooligans
>yahoos

>St Paul's Hospital: Seven people in trauma, 28 taken to emerg. 50 being treated for pepper spray out in the court yard. No fatalities.

>going to see wicked during game seven

damn those yahoos

>>12940659
canadian network salary caps are way high i doubt anybody stateside will have the chance to draft him for the next 2 seasons at least

>small group of hooligans
>small group

>FISTFIGHT AFTER FISTFIGHT

>>12940664
Dunno bro, this stream is indeed shit though

Let's get this shit started:
>jokers

>>12940661
They just discussed this.

The guy willingly tried to jump across to another concrete area, and fell short. Nobody was pushed.

>spraying fire extinguishers all over the fucking place

Guy jumped off a building cuz he thought he could make it to the other side, Had blood coming from his mouth, you decide if that dictates u ded or not.

WHERE ARE MY FENCEBROS VRS RIOT CONTROL?

WHERE ARE SAID FISTFIGHTS?

JESUS CHRIST CANADA STOP ACTING LIKE FUCKING AFRICA

Rob takes it into his own hands just back handing faggots and telling them to leave

MAMA THERE GOES THAT MAN

Well it's over. Night guys.

Just left downtown. Jesus christ. I thought i'd never be in a riot in my life.

SO MUCH LOOTING

I know we're all focused on Vaugncouver but what's the situation in Boston?

get used to this people when the price for a gallon of milk is 10 dollers in 10years and gas is 15 a gallon the world will riot

>stab people
>flip and burn cars
>push people off balconies
>attack police
>call them yahoos, hooligans, and jokesters

>>12940709

Ah, okay. My stream froze when they went to the witness. My bad.

>>12940370
>met the Bruins
I'm jelly donuts

>guys confirmed for looting their own store so they get tomorrow off work

>>12940694
damn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJPix6RpPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJPix6RpPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJPix6RpPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJPix6RpPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJPix6RpPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJPix6RpPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJPix6RpPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJPix6RpPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJPix6RpPo

>>12940542
>>12940543

Because Americans have never rioted before, right?

>implying that closing the booze stores is going to keep me from the nectar within

>dude being dragged

methamphetimines?

sounds good to me.

THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY

>mfw that total destructions
are you sure this isn't somalia?

where are the mounties?

>>12940722
Peace and happiness

>underestimate crowd

lesson learned officials.

>>12940722
>americans caring about furpuck

>>12940709
maybe the guy wasnt pushed but the 7 yr old girl was.

>>12940712
dude they showed so many, there was one guy getting fucked up by like 5 guys

>>12940722
Boston has a system set up to prevent most ruckus. Winning is pretty routine for them after all.

>>12940748
We dont use mounties. We have our own municipal police; VPD

>>12940756

Nigga you better be kidding.

>accessing alcohol
>and of course, drinking it
MURDER

ALL

NEWSCASTERS

>>12940738

Not for the sake of rioting.

Oh shit, Rob didn't feel safe? Assholes threatening my hero...

>tfw ESPN will only show the riot and the finals will be forgotten
who even won?

>>12940738
American riots are citizen call to actions for injustices and celebrations

Canadians are rioting because they are mad about losing a hockey game

>mfw I live in Vancouver, its loud out there....

As a Vancouverfag, I'd just like to say that our reaction proves that we didn't deserve the cup.

Boston, congratulations. Maybe one day we'll be worthy of the cup. In the meantime, accept my apology for us being a gigantic bag of pussies.

>>12940722
We're a loving, friendly, peaceful people. Not barbarians like Vancouverans.

just got back from van. I live in the eastern part and was at granville watching the game and shit started escalating

i was one of the people going into sears and I actually managed to get about 5 ipod touches and 2 ophones from the display cases and left
my heart is beating fast as fuck that shit was so intense

>>12940754
you butthurt because you missed the game? lol faggot

>>12940771

I am secretly glad the riots are taking attention (mine included) away from the canucks loss

what is the definition of 'small group'?

maybe less than 100 people?

>mfw Luongo, the Sedins, Burrows, Malholtra, Raymond, and Samuelson gets arrested because they are seen looting

>Vancouverites
>Canadians
Pick one.

>>12940771
Pretty clear that vancouver did not

>talking about Canadian Blake Griffin

>looking outside
>I see a huge riot going on
>I live in Dallas

hey guys, remember when people call boston and philadelphia the worst sports cities?

lol

>>12940749
>>12940760

Wow, really? Way to go USA. And I thought Canadians were the calm, polite ones

>>12940795
pics

>>12940795

ur a fag.

>>12940795
pics of your loot or it didn't happen

god damn these newscasters are so fucking retarded

fucking newscasters if they don't have a teleprompter they're dumb as nails

>>12940738
>Americans riot after cops get away with beating a man when EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM DOING IT ON TAPE
>Canadians riot after losing a hockey game
Yup. Same shit right there.

We thought it was just a garbage can on fire. Instead it was a piece of shit honda

>>12940805
nope

>>12940810
>Canadians
>Vancouver

I was on here during the game ending, and I saw post saying that there was rioting. I thought it was trolling and have only been watching the last hour.

Anyone got the BMW guy they just talked about?

I bet most of these people are not from Vancouver and are from Surrey and Langley. Fucking South Fraser scum.

>>12940795

Hey, I saw you on my pal's phone camera!

Give Vancouver some sympathy. This is all they've got. You'd probably be rioting if your only franchise choked away the final.

Actually fuck that. I lived in Calgary in 04 and all we got were some naked chicks when we lost in game 7. Vancouver is a shithole.

When you have people like this rioting in your city, you know you are doing something wrong.

Get your shit together Vancouver.

>>12940815
>>12940816
>>12940818

gimme like 2 mins i gotta put in batteries for my camera

>>12940779
You were typing that while gritting your teeth, yelling at the top of your lungs, with broken glass and porcelain around your feet, and a garbage can on fire in the corner of your room weren't you?

>>12940795
neat

possibly the last thread
oh well


>>12940830

>>12940830

>>12940830

>>12940830

>>12940831
so Pakis and Asians? sounds about right.

>>12940796
what are you talking aboot? I saw the first goal and stopped watching because boston already won

>>12940779
This. As dirty as Boston played, the Canucks showed no guts in game 7 and now this.

I dunno how I feel about this team anymore.

>>12940829
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8rpXsuy6E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8rpXsuy6E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8rpXsuy6E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8rpXsuy6E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8rpXsuy6E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8rpXsuy6E

is the stream over?

>>12940803
are you sure if they had won it might have been a bigger riot

>>12940831
Langleyfag here.

You're right, I know numerous curryniggers and farmboys down there. We're guilty.

>>12940795

ARE YOU ASIAN????

>>12940805
i dont think so.

>>12940819
where the fuck is rob brown

>>12940819

They've been on the air nonstop for four hours. It isn't easy to keep off the cuff content fresh after you've done nothing but state the same facts you know for such a long time.

It isn't an easy gig, especially in times like this.

>>12940795
my nigga
i nicked a couple of bags of random shit from sears
its all going on ebay

>>12940839
>4 times the steak guy in the background

POST PICTURES OF STOLEN MERCH AND

YOU WILL BE TURNED OVER TO THE POLICE

FUCK DONT END THE COVERAGE

>>12940720
what u steal?

Aww, it's over :S

>>12940875
>>12940876
>>12940819
the problem isn't their delivery its that they're massive pieces of shit who represent everything wrong with their generation and i wish them nothing but painful death

>>12940886
>not using this

>>12940795
enjoy having the cops at your front door in a few days

>>12940878
dude there were people full out taking stereos and shoes and all sorts of clothes and whatnot
it was crazy, so fun too

Greece and Vancouver confirmed for bros.

Well, it's almost over for us now that the coverage has been cut, but what a bowl /sp/... Love you so much!

http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/

canadian hipsters sent home at midnight....

>tear gas and rioting
>in greece

i like your style canadians

NOOOO MY STREAM

OH GOD THE CANADA MUSIC AND AQUARIAM

AWWW YEAH! AQUARIUM CHANNEL!

>>12940922
justin you need a new profile picture on facebook

that guy probably looks enough like you

>vriot stream
>news program ends
>switch to Aquah

News is over, no more stream.

It's time for Canada to go to bed.

if you lived in a town that has a chance to riot you can literally make 10-50k if you have a plan to hit up stores while people riot and loot to make a distraction for you

>>12940958
no tony

also live coverage over, sleep tiem

>>12940795
>>12940878
Vancouver confirmed for filled with niggers.

fuck i wish canada had guns we'd have some AWEOMSE fucking murders and chaos going on right now

>>12940952
I'm sure they will get a stern talking-to in the morning. and then they'll feel sore-e. (sorry in english). they will totally be held accountable. you bet.

Euro here, laughing at the reporters trying to save face and being all patriotic saying it wasn't like that during the Olympics. That this is just a few hooligans and "jokers" and this is bad for their reputation.

Lol. What reputation? No one gives a fuck about you. Just report shit and deal with it.

I am really bummed out this live coverage is over. I was really enjoying it.

>>12940795
enjoy getting anally raped in jail

>they think looters ever get caught
confirmed for buttjealous americans

>>12940839

>date hipster girl who looks like one on the left
>4 months of fucking hair brains out everyday
>she dumps me because "you're too mainstream, all you talk about is sports and
videogames"
>she starts dating some sissy boy in a band
>my face


I had a chance to randomly pick a fight with her new boyfriend last week. I wish I did.

>>12940795
how does one activate an ophone w/out a contract?

>>12941066
>buttjealous

>>12941066
>implying half the retards aren't posting pictures of themselves looting on their facebook pages
>implying evidence is hard to get

>>12940855
>guy doing push-up beside burning car

such a bro-riot

>>12941097
>this

>mfw that guy got on that flaming car and fell

>>12940855
>guy doing push-ups beside burning car
bro-riot

>>12941097
>>12941137
>they think smart people get caught in pictures while identifiable while looting
aghahahahahahahahaha. maybe retards who dont plan this shit out.

>>12941177
who plans to loot shit after hockey games taht happen like once every 17 years. Get a life or a job or something petty thief.

Oh yeah this is why I'm moving. There's too many of those typical douchebag fucks living here.

>>12940855
holy shit, what a baller

this is probably one of the greatest things ever but boy canadians are faggots

>>12940357

You realize that the people rioting are there just to riot, and not because of the Canucks, right?

Dumbasses looking for excuses to start shit don't care who's the one beside them doing the same thing.

I love my city, but this is ridiculous. I'm so sorry, world. But I guess since I'm on /sp/ and you all find this terribly entertaining, you're welcome.

THANK YOU!!

its the same over here, on day 2 of a 3 day riot a buddy and I borrowed two glasgow rangers shirts & scarfs and traveled 40 mile to join in. awesome craic

>>12941614
fuck off hun

>>12941227
if you live in an area that might have riotiong/looting and dont have a plan to grab 5k+ of shit to sell you're a retard

>>12940757
DUDE I WAS FUCKING THERE WHEN THAT HAPPENED
SOME GUY PICKED HIM UP AND THREW HIM ON THE GROUND!!