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  • File : 1312917205.jpg-(132 KB, 800x600, Kaori%20in%20hospital%20bed%20waiting.jpg)
    132 KB Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:13 No.6615849  
    any anons ever been hospitalized before?

    i just got out of a three day stint in the hospital after some viral infection royally fucked up my kidneys and made me piss blood.

    share your hospital stories
    >> bats 08/09/11(Tue)15:15 No.6615886
    i was in the hospital once for surgery when i was a child, on my ankle. i can't remember if i stayed over night or not.

    and i did an in patient stay for a few days when i was 15 or 16 due to anorexia.

    both were chill. hospitals don't bother me much.
    i've been to the hospital loads of times, but those are the only two i was there for extended periods of time and not just a visit/check up/ER whatever.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:17 No.6615931
    Some guy broke my jaw. :c
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:18 No.6615938
    Been in plenty of times
    3 days with alcohol poisoning
    7 days when i crushed my ribcage
    4 days when my lung collapsed
    >> coffee 08/09/11(Tue)15:19 No.6615963
    Acute Appendicitis, woke up one morning for a competition feeling like my guts were being ripped out. Apparently I got in surgery an hour or two before it ruptured.

    >MFW loads O Morphine
    >> Nightemarenon 08/09/11(Tue)15:20 No.6615967
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    Most recent was a poison ivy scare, but a year ago I had spinal fusion surgery. I cammed the hospital stay for /b/, and took pictures of the poison ivy for troll fodder. I'm in the hospital a lot and 4chan's been a ridiculous comfort.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:20 No.6615974
    >>6615849
    Is that you? You look like shit. I've never seen anyone so pale.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:22 No.6616013
    >>6615974

    OP here:

    not me. im a male with a penis.
    photo is some random asian chick i found on google getting ready for pregnancy.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:23 No.6616024
    >>6615967

    spinal fusion surgery? what happened?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:23 No.6616031
    >>6615967
    Any hospital bed sex?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:24 No.6616040
    >get pneumonia
    >not know its pneumonia, think its a regular cold. keeps getting worse
    >call campus health center, 45 minutes on hold, they transfer me to a doctor in a hospital, 45 minutes on hold.
    >at this point i have the shakes from the fever and feel like i'm going to puke. doctor finally picks up. basically says to walk it off and see a doctor tomorrow
    >say ok, take more Tylenol. Start vomitting.
    >vomit for a few hours
    >become severely dehydrated.
    >104.5 fever, i dont think this is a cold anymore
    >getting harder to move around
    >world is wobbly
    >wander out of dorm in the middle of winter, wearing my bathrobe, only 1/2 conscious of whats going on. puke on sidewalk, hail cab.
    >to go hospital, get a room surprisingly quickly, doctor walk in, "whats the problem here?", I vomit into a bin and continue shaking like Michael J Fox.
    >a few pills later and a sweet IV drip I feel fine and go home.
    nothing too cool. all i got.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:24 No.6616048
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    >>6615974

    You best be African or something. If that really is the palest person you ever saw.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:24 No.6616049
    Only been to the hospital once, when my wife crished my hand in the hatchback of our car. I crushed the bones in my fingertips and my middle finger had about 3/4" of an inch chopped free. The nurse in the hospital is "cleaning" my finger, which feels like shes rubbing sandpaper and acid all over it, and then looks at me, pokes it with a somewhat sharp instrument like a pen or something and asks me, "Does this hurt?". Had I not still been in some state of shock, I think I would have punched her, but I mustered up a cordial "The tip of my fucking finger was ripped off, don't you think it hurts?". Then they wrapped me up, and sent me home, waiting for an appointment for a specialist. 10 days with broken fingers, a fucking bandage and a missing finger tip.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:25 No.6616056
    >>6616031

    not the chick, but i HAVE had hospital sex. shit is all right. had my girlfriend come to see me at the hospital a few times when i was in there for a 3 week stint due to an autoimmune disease.

    sex with an IV in your arm aint so great bro
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:25 No.6616057
    Only ever really been hospitalized once.

    Was backpacking in Europe, in Split, Croatia.
    Drank with some guys at the hostel, I was on a wine kick for some reason.
    Drank a bottle, then we went down to the wharf, had some beer and Jaeger then passed out on the wharf after puking in the water.

    Woke up in hospital, paid 200 kuna then walked back to the hostel hung over.
    >> lamb 08/09/11(Tue)15:25 No.6616064
    Just got kicked out of the psych ward in the hospital last week. lol...fuck that doctor
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:26 No.6616073
    My lung collapsed and I had to have a section of my lung cut off. 6 days.
    >> slyduck 08/09/11(Tue)15:26 No.6616085
    as a kid, was watching a movie and started having severe stomach pains. went to ER. said i had kidney stone, had to surgically remove. they gave me liquid to knock me out, everything started to fade, tried to fight it, but went out like a light.
    next fleeting moments of consciousness were me awaking on the operating table, butt naked, with about 3 or 4 nurses holding me down, i was scared and trying to move but was absolutely restrained, passed out again. woke up in a hospital bed with nobody around, bed was soaked in blood. my entire back was covered in blood, nurse comes in and tells me thats good that means its healing i did really well.
    parents give me a sega handheld, i sonic the hedgehog for about 3 days in a hospital bed. one of the buttons gets stuck in. fucking broke
    had to start learning to walk again because of the atrophy in my legs. spent rest of the year home schooled with a bag taped to my back
    >> bats 08/09/11(Tue)15:27 No.6616086
    >>6616064
    >kicked out
    what did you do?
    >> Nightemarenon 08/09/11(Tue)15:27 No.6616100
    >>6616024
    Genetic disorder broke the joint between two vertebrae, but since it wasn't due to acute trauma we didn't notice it for a long time. For awhile my spinal column was just sort of in two segments, and they started grinding the cord between them.
    >>6616031
    No, but my husband stood guard by the door so that I could deliver tits. :D He also took a picture of the incision.
    >> Nightemarenon 08/09/11(Tue)15:29 No.6616130
    >>6616056
    Which autoimmune disease? Just curious, that's why the poison ivy put me in the hospital for 3 days.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:30 No.6616140
    Got food poisoning from being told to eat from the same plate that there had been raw chicken on by my father. I basically couldn't eat and had to have an IV for about a week or two. The feeling of getting one when you're really hungry and tired from low blood sugar is pretty amazing. And when I got out of there I was so fucking weak and skinny you wouldn't believe it.

    I don't blame him though.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:30 No.6616149
    >>6616140

    fuck your dad man
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:32 No.6616162
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    >>6616073
    heres some pictures that the surgeon was kind enough to take for me. the weird-looking ball things are called blebs, and they would pop and cause my lung to collapse.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:32 No.6616170
    >>6616130

    IgA Nephropathy. it's some random ass disease that fucks up my kidneys and like OP makes me sometimes piss blood
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:32 No.6616174
    >>6616149
    Well, it wasn't really raw, it was just improperly cooked. But raw on the inside, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:33 No.6616183
    I had a kidney transplant in April of 2010. in the hospital for 4 days. 8 weeks later I was back to playing soccer and golf. Never felt better.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:36 No.6616208
    >>6616183

    dont know if you mind me asking, but howd you get a donor? did you spend any time on dialysis?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:42 No.6616316
    >ALPHA with superb perfect godlike health
    >gonna go run a mile or two
    >fuck yall
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:44 No.6616343
    >>6616316

    >mfw when you get cancer and die

    >its actually a sad face because i dont want anyone to get cancer and die =[
    >> bats 08/09/11(Tue)15:45 No.6616379
    >>6616316
    ... do you really think running one or two miles is alpha? when you're 50, and running 10 miles a day, then you can claim you're in perfect health and alpha.

    one or two miles is pathetic. i'm completely out of shape and can run one or two miles.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:47 No.6616398
    >>6616208
    never was on dialysis. caught it early and watched it degrade until I was at 6% function. My wife was my match. 1st person tested.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:47 No.6616407
    >>6616316
    >mfw i can run two miles and i have rheumatoid arthritis
    >mfw i also smoke half a pack a day
    Enjoy your inferiority to someone with a degenerating joint disorder and smoker.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:50 No.6616448
    >>6616398

    thats some good luck. that gets me thinking: gotta keep in mind to marry someone with the same bloodtype as me.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:51 No.6616465
    >>6616448
    I was married before I knew there was a problem. But that is a good way to be safe.

    on medication for the rest of my life.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:54 No.6616494
    >>6616465

    immunosuppressants? steroids?
    >> Thumper Kegg 08/09/11(Tue)15:55 No.6616504
    Ya, I have been in the hospital A LOT.

    >1st time

    Got run over my a car when i was 7. Snapped my femur in half.

    Was in the hospital for about 2 months in recover/therapy.

    >2nd, 3rd, and 4th

    I had a rare ear disease called Cholesteatoma.

    It is pretty much a small cyst or tumor that eats away at the inside of your ear. If untreated it can get to your brain causing infection.

    Most of the surgeries for that were at least 5 hours long and I have some funny side effects from it it.

    I can't taste on the right side of my mouth because of nerve damage.

    >other times after that

    I have cracked my head open, so in the hospital for at least a day because of that.

    Broken many bones, but worst other than femur was my wrist, which I shattered two years ago and had to get metal plates put in for that, but it was minor outpatient surgery.
    I am no sick kid or something, but I have had my fair share of hospital time.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:55 No.6616506
    >>6616465

    cellcept? steroids?
    >> lamb 08/09/11(Tue)15:56 No.6616521
    >>6616086
    Nothing. I was completely compliant. The doctor said "you're too sick for me to treat and your case is essentially hopeless" so he discharged me because he wasn't a good enough doctor to deal with something other than depression or alcohol/drug addiction
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:56 No.6616522
    last exam, hot as hell, 8.5% alcohol beer
    friends were to lazy to bring me home and called an ambulance,
    woke up at the hospital, 3 promile in blood
    owning the other guy with only 2 promile in blood ==> priceless
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:57 No.6616534
    >>6616522

    you ended up in the hospital because of some beer? you fucking pussy
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)15:58 No.6616545
    >>6616494
    immo until the last day i live, its not too bad. take when I wake up, take when I go to sleep.
    >> bats 08/09/11(Tue)16:03 No.6616582
    >>6616521
    that sounds odd. wanna chat about mental disorders? always good conversations.
    >> lamb 08/09/11(Tue)16:05 No.6616599
    >>6616582
    sure. what do you want to chat about?
    >> ­­­l­u­­­­rki­­n­­­g­ ­ev­il 08/09/11(Tue)16:05 No.6616602
    corrective surgery on both of my eyes, once at four, once at eight; i don't think it worked too well
    mother put me in a psychiatric hospital when i was ~9; utter hell
    psych ward for being suicidal a couple years ago; very boring and tedious
    punched a staplegun into my sternum for no apparent reason a couple years ago, but i was only in the hospital for an hour or two so i dunno if that counts; painful as all fucking shit but i got some free opiates so that was cool
    >> bats 08/09/11(Tue)16:07 No.6616634
    >>6616599
    well, what are you diagnosed with? how long have you been diagnosed with something? why were you put in an inpatient program? meds?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)16:07 No.6616638
    >>6616602
    >in sternum
    owowowowowowow
    >> ­­­l­u­­­­rki­­n­­­g­ ­ev­il 08/09/11(Tue)16:11 No.6616676
    >>6616638
    the puncture itself didn't hurt much at all, felt like a firm punch to the chest. once the endorphins and such wore off i realized anytime i moved my arms or torso in any way the skin under the staple tugged it around inside the bone, which hurt so unbelievably bad i went into shock for about 15 minutes and had to lay on the floor and calm myself to make sure i didn't pass out while i tried to figure out what to do.

    also my drunk asshole felon buddy broke my sternum last summer when he decked me full force in it one night but i didn't bother going to the doctor about it. took 2 or 3 months to heal.

    whee.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)16:15 No.6616720
    >>6616676
    Urgh. Sounds fucking macabre man, thanks for sharing.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)16:15 No.6616728
    >>6616602
    >punched a staplegun into my sternum for no apparent reason

    WHY
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)16:16 No.6616740
    several times.nose job, when i was a kid and they thought i had meningitis and a lot more for some shit i don't like to talk about
    >> ­­­l­u­­­­rki­­n­­­g­ ­ev­il 08/09/11(Tue)16:18 No.6616774
    >>6616720
    np~

    >>6616728
    i walked downstairs for something i don't remember, maybe just bored, saw the staplegun sitting on the table, thought 'hey it might be fun to punch that in myself' and 15 seconds later i was standing in front of the bathroom mirror with my shirt off. POP.

    i suppose i should mention i was on effexor at the time.
    >> lamb 08/09/11(Tue)16:20 No.6616807
    >>6616634
    I'm currently diagnosed with ADD(got that one as a kid) Aspergers(also as a kid) Major depressive disorder (severe, psychotic) that developed in my preteens. GAD also in my preteens. Anorexia Nervosa started around 14, got severe at 15.(currently relapsing) Self mutilation addiction (started hitting myself when I was a child, cutting started at ten, then burning started around 15), and just a week ago the hospital diagnosed me with Borderline Personality Disorder.

    I've been in the psych ward 5 times since I was 13 (twice for suicide attempts, other times just for being TDO'd for self-harm)
    Eating disorder treatment centers 4 times since I was 15
    Half way house for 6 months

    current meds: adderall 30mg, seroquel 50mg 4xdaily, klonopin 1mg 3xdaily, klonopin 2mg 1x, 120mg cymbalta, actonel 1x a week, and birth control
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)16:23 No.6616860
    10 years ago i had a hip fracture. was in hospital for 3 weeks after an emergency opeation in which they fixed my leg with 4 screws.had to walk on crutches for 6 months.
    one year after that they removed the screws and i had to stay for another two weeks. Fortunately no crutches this time.

    Last year i was agan in hospital for 3 weeks with a severe VZV meningitis.had nearly 70 infusions of aciclovir which totally fucked up my veins so that i had to get a new venous catheter everey day.
    Most painful thing were the seven lumbar punctions i got.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)16:27 No.6616935
    poked my right eye out with a screwdriver. (accident) spent 2 weeks in, than back in to remove the eye totally.
    >> bats 08/09/11(Tue)16:29 No.6616976
    >>6616807
    oh my what a list, i think you're the first person i've met that actually has one worse than mine but is still adorable.

    what is GAD, though?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)16:31 No.6617009
    >>6616976
    think it's general anxiety disorder
    >> bats 08/09/11(Tue)16:31 No.6617019
    >>6617009
    oh, that makes sense.
    >> Fel 08/09/11(Tue)16:32 No.6617032
    I broke my spine in two places once.
    I got better.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)16:32 No.6617037
    Just got a message from my girls phone saying she had done an overdose and is on the hospital. Last time I'm letting her go on "girl's night out". Fucking worried tho.
    >> edgrth5tyjujhgefdwefrhtgerhtyhergjrtg AC 08/09/11(Tue)16:33 No.6617044
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    I've been there too many times. Infections, head injury, burns, chronic constipation (when i was 4, that is. Not mentally subnormal) and etc.
    >> lamb 08/09/11(Tue)16:36 No.6617075
    >>6616976
    >>6617009
    Correct.

    Yeah, I've been struggling a lot lately. I was slowly relapsing into my ED last month, but when they weighed me at the hospital last week I weighed more than I thought I did (no scales allowed in the house and not allowed to join a gym yet) which triggered an instant, sudden relapse. I've noticed I'm restricting heavily, sneaking in exercise, lying about food, manipulating to avoid food, thinking about food nonstop, etc/all the horrible things of anorexia.

    My cutting got out of control, which is how i ended up in the hospital last week. I had to get stitches and was of course, TDO'd.

    But hey, it's not really a matter of "who has it worse," everyone has their issues, some just have more or maybe not more, but less coping abilities. What are you plagued with, if you don't mind?

    Also, thanks for thinking I'm cute...haha
    >> bats 08/09/11(Tue)16:40 No.6617141
    >>6617075
    oh i didn't mean it in a competitive sense (lol that wouldd be hilarious.) it's just rare for me to meet people who are in a similar situation as me who are not so far gone that they can no longer take care of themselves and function.

    and you don't think you're attractive? that's too bad.

    do you have AIM or MSN?
    >> lamb 08/09/11(Tue)16:42 No.6617169
    >>6617141
    No, I left out Body Dysmorphic Disorder, which basically is a given with Anorexia. Meaning, when I look in the mirror or at pictures of myself...I see something completely different than what you see......sort of like looking through a fun house mirror.

    my aim is ectoplasmbabii99
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)16:44 No.6617205
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    >got a staff infection
    >ass swelled up like a basketball
    >went to hospital on the verge of death
    >was in quarantine because of antibiotic resistant strain
    >got dillauded ever three hours
    >nick jr was my best friend
    >first time i got dosed was introduced to "lazy down"
    >"you are a pirate" episode
    mfw
    >> 08/09/11(Tue)16:49 No.6617251
    >>6617205
    i think you ment lazy town
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:07 No.6617562
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    i had brain surgery for my chiari malformation.
    i'm supposed to have another one but i refuse.

    i have seizures now because of it. there's no telling what they'd fuck up with the next surgery.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:09 No.6617599
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    >>6617562
    i had brain surgery.
    never had a seizure since.
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    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:11 No.6617631
    >>6617562

    thats a fucking badass battle scar right there
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:12 No.6617646
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    T-boned by a drunk dude and wrapped around a telephone pole.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:15 No.6617676
    Broke my left clavicula a few months ago.
    At two sides, so I had to be cut open.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:16 No.6617692
    >>6617631

    it took forever for my hair to grow back lol
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)17:35 No.6617959
    >>6617599
    why did you have a brain surgery?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:37 No.6617994
    >>6617959
    arterial malformation.
    basically i had a fucked up artery that had been slowing bleeding onto my brain, leaving an iron stain which caused a few seizures
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)17:39 No.6618018
    >>6617994
    oh fuck.well glad to hear it's all ok now.as you said you have no more seizures
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:42 No.6618070
    >>6618018
    Yup, only thing is that i've got the scar there. The hair doesn't grow back at all. For a while i tried to hide it behind hair but eventually stopped being so self conscious of it.
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)17:43 No.6618095
    >>6618070
    i do kinda know that feel..but i have long hair
    >> novembre 08/09/11(Tue)17:44 No.6618107
    i've been to three psych wards and to a few hospitals for small shit
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:45 No.6618126
    >bad reaction to medications
    >muscular system shuts down
    >can barely walk
    >shallow breathing
    >almost on life support
    >end up in ICU for three days

    Shit was generally scary and not fun.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:47 No.6618169
    >>6618095
    i see. are you
    >>6617562 ?
    if so, are you embarrassed of your scar?
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)17:48 No.6618184
    >>6618169
    no.that's not me.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:50 No.6618220
    >>6618184
    wait a sec. ninja?
    lulz i see you were posting in the look alike thread.
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)17:50 No.6618230
    >>6618220
    yeah.that's me
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:53 No.6618285
    >Roller derby
    >Serious injury (A girl crashed into me and snapped my ankle, making me fall forward, smashing my head, the momentum I had made me somersault over, damaging my tailbone, leaving me with a minor concussion, a broken tailbone, and a fractured ankle)
    >Have to be carried out in a stretcher
    >Friend takes me to hospital
    >Stayed in the hospital overnight
    >I'm shit-scared of hospitals
    >Sleep terribly, wake up feeling like shit
    >Demand to go home
    >They let me go
    >Go back home and feel like shit for weeks.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:54 No.6618308
    >>6618230
    oh hai :)
    have you ever had surgery?
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)17:55 No.6618327
    >>6618308
    yeah.i posted in this thread too.had a nose job and one other thing
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)17:58 No.6618391
    >>6618327
    oh, well the nose job must have gone over well cause you look pretty in those look alike pics :)
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)17:59 No.6618412
    >>6618391
    d'aww thanks.
    it did went well.:)
    >> beardwitharms 08/09/11(Tue)18:02 No.6618471
    I have brittle bones so I've been in and out of hospitals all my life.

    The worst though was getting hit by a car. That was fucked. I'd post pictures, but I can't seem to find any. I looked like a waterlogged corpse.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:04 No.6618508
    >>6618412
    so i noticed your earlier post.
    do you mind if i ask what it is you don't like to talk about?
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)18:06 No.6618547
    >>6618508
    that one surgery i had.it was a really really hard time for me and my family.it's all good now tho.i never hoped that it would be but sometimes a miracle can happen
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:11 No.6618627
    >>6618547
    yea i know what you mean.
    i was fairly young at the time of my surgery so i just kinda did what i was told and none of the emotional stuff really got to me besides the self consciousness of my scar for a while.
    >> beardwitharms 08/09/11(Tue)18:12 No.6618661
    >>6618471
    In case anyone is curious about mah condition...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteogenesis_imperfecta

    It's pretty interesting.
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)18:15 No.6618710
    >>6618627
    yeah..it all sucks.but good thing is we are ok now!
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:19 No.6618786
    Had an amoeba in my stomach back when I was toddler. Nasty shit, they had to feed me via feeding tube for a couple of weeks because my stomach couldn't handle solids.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:21 No.6618815
    >>6618710
    thats good to hear :)
    hey would you care to share contact info?
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)18:22 No.6618834
    >>6618815
    sure.you have skype?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:23 No.6618864
    >>6618834
    why yes i do!
    >> Ninja 08/09/11(Tue)18:24 No.6618888
    >>6618864
    gemma.matters22

    i'm not online now tho.and am going to sleep.so talk to you tomorrow!
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:25 No.6618917
    >>6618888
    ok :) enjoy your shut eye
    and nice quads btw :P
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:26 No.6618926
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    >Family has history of bowel conditions.
    >At 15, taken into hospital with constipation.
    >Have ensuite room with TV in very modern ward with the coolest male nurse ever, sits and talk to me about trashy TV.
    >After several scans, have a tumour in one of my ovaries, have to get surgery on it.
    >Get taken out of my room and thrown into the gynaecology ward, one of the oldest wards in the hospital with four people sharing each room.
    >I'm the oldest person in the ward by about 50 years, everyone else there is getting their wombs sucked out of them with a vaccuum.
    >Lots of vomiting in my room during the nights since hysterectomies often cause vomiting.
    >Couldn't get sleep during the day because of noisy children visiting their sick grandmothers beside me.

    Fuck that shit, I wanted my room and nurse back so much.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:26 No.6618946
    When I was about 12 I stayed over night at the ER because I had a massive asthma attack, Stopped breathing multiple times. I wanted to be hardcore and fight it. Parents decided to rush me to the ER.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:30 No.6619028
    Cancer. Surgeries and chemotherapy, which were not fun. Alive and cancer free though.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:37 No.6619174
    Hospitalised at 4 for a hernia. Went smoothly.
    Hospitalised again at 7 for correcting a lazy eye. No problem again.
    LASEK to correct severe myopia as an adult.
    Hospitalised in July last year with extreme head pain, diagnosed with cluster headaches. Been chronic ever since, nightly attacks lasting from 1:30-2 AM until noon the next day on a good day, 4 PM on a bad day.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:40 No.6619230
    >>6619028
    How long have you been in remission?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)18:52 No.6619460
    >>6619230
    Since July of 2009. It's an amazing feeling to look back on it as a thing of the past.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:01 No.6619684
    My story is pretty long. Get comfy.

    I was drugged at a party; lame thing is I did it to myself by accident.

    I went to this party with some friends of someone they knew. Everyone was drinking but I don'r drink, so I asked the guy if I could have something else. He says he doesn't care so I go to the fridge and get some Sunny-D. Thing was it had GHB in it. Guess he was planning on using it on someone else, but I downed the shit. About 15 minutes later I am having trouble walking, and that is all I remember. Seems I passed out and starting going into seizures. My friends freaked because I also stopped breathing, and the guy who was throwing the party kicked everyone out because his place was full of drugs and someone called the ambulance.

    I remember waking up in the ER and thought it was all a dream, since I have very lucid dreams every now and then. An ER nurse talked to me, and I nodded then closed my eyes. Next thing I know I shot straight up and had about three nurses holding me back (they shot me with adrenaline so I wouldn't fall asleep again, as I had a concussion) and started spewing ridiculous amounts of charcoal.

    I started to talk, but couldn't, which freaked me out more, and they said I was on a breathing tube and to calm down. I kept trying to talk anyway and kept asking them questions, I don't really remember what I asked but it seems I was talking a lot.

    >cont
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:02 No.6619700
    >>6619684
    All of the nurses were being really shitty about me being in there for a drug overdose. They kept lecturing me about not doing drugs, how I am too young to do this to myself, and kept asking me why over and over if I tried to commit suicide. I kept mouthing to them it was an accident but they didn't seem to care. I later dated an ER nurse and he said a lot of time nurses are really shitty to drug overdose patients because they view you as a waste of their time and resources. However, they were helpful in some areas, they made sure I was comfortable and when I felt like I started to loose consciousness I would start counting, and they'd count too.

    True to my fashion, I am a shameless flirt, and actually hit on the only male ER nurse. I got his attention and made him bend down next to me and I mouthed to him "You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." He smiled and said thanks. I asked him to hold my hand because I was scared, which I was. He stood with me for a bit, then said he had to go because his shift was ending. I started to cry and he came back to hold my hand. I remember looking at him, smiling, then looking at the clock, it was 6:30am. I blinked, then the clock said 7am and he was gone!

    About 7:30 I was able to breathe on my own and started to find the breathing tube really uncomfortable. I started fucking around with it by holding my breath, breathing too fast and doing things to make the machine beep and freak out the nurses. They eventually came and took the tube out, it hurt like a bitch coming out but it was nice that I could talk again. They wheeled me up to ICU and now that I could talk I was able to tell the nurses that kept lecturing me that it was an accident (they gave me skeptical looks), I didn't know there were drugs in that drink, etc. At least I was able to actually tell them stuff instead of mouthing to them.

    >cont.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:03 No.6619714
    >>6619700
    An hour or so later I am feeling pretty damn good and ready to bounce. A really nice nurse came in and said my potassium levels were .02% under what I should be at. I asked her if I could have a banana and she said no, they'd have to do a slow drip for a bit. She warned me it might burn, but if it did to call the nurses station and they will come and speed up the drip to get it over with faster. At first all was fine, then my arm started to feel a bit warm... and then the burn came. It was like angry fire ants were warring in my veins. I cried, I let out strings of words that could make a sailor blush, I hammered the 'nurse call' button until someone came. The lady who came wasn't the nice, smiling nurse but some older, scowling lady. I told her, between sobs and gasps what the other nurse had said, and begged her to speed up the drip. The lady came over, looked at my chart then said "Why on earth would we speed up the drip? It will hurt more. Just deal with it." and left. I am pretty sure I called her some nasty things too, which is really out of character for me, but fuck it hurt.

    So the drip finishes and its noon. Lunch time. I am hungry as hell so I wolf down my lunch, though it wasn't easy as I had many needles going into the bend of my arm on both arms. A nurse said they are probably going to keep me overnight.

    A little while later this lady come in and says she is a psychiatrist and wanted to talk to me. I was cool with that, so she sat down and starts reading off a clip board. I'm pretty sure she didn't listen to anything I said. Our conversation was something like this:

    >cont
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:03 No.6619729
    >>6619714
    Her: Was this a suicide attempt?
    Me: No way, it was an accident. I'm really happy with my life.
    Her: Do you often find yourself depressed or thinking of suicide?
    Me: No. I'm really happy with my life. This was an accident. I've never even done drugs, or drink!
    Her: Do you turn to drugs or alcohol to help cope with your problems?
    Me: ...

    It came down to me just saying random shit hoping she'd look up from her clipboard. She never did. Afterward she got up and left. A little while later a nurse came back and said they will probably let me go later on in the night. About ten minutes after that a doctor came in, checked my vitals, lectured me on the dangers of doing drugs (I didn't even bother to retort) and said I was good to go home.

    I had another nurse come in, take my tubes and catheter out and she said she was amazed because this was the fastest recovery from such a severe overdose that she had ever seen. I was admitted around 6am, not breathing, no heart rate (when they did get my heart going it only went up to 40bpm, then stopped. Seems it stopped twice), having massive seizures, and I was walking free with my humor and everything in tact 6 hours later. She said my vitals looked like nothing ever happened.

    I didn't have a shirt because they cut open my shirt and bra, but luckily some of my friends were waiting in the wait room and brought clothes. I got a big packet on the dangers of drug abuse, hotlines for Narcotics Anon and Suicide hotlines, another lecture and left.

    Interestingly enough when I got into the car with my friend the first song I heard on the radio was that "Overdose" song by AC/DC. I went out, got a smoothie and went to the park.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:04 No.6619754
    I was in for two weeks when my appendix bursted. I tried to go two times before that, but they kept misdiagnosing me with silly shit (acid reflux, stomach virus etc.) and sending me home.

    By the third time I went to the hospital, I was dying.
    >> SCSA (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ 08/09/11(Tue)19:06 No.6619790
    When I was little, I almost died from a penicilin allergy. When I got older, I've been stabbed twice. Nearly died both times from loss of blood. I got lucky because they never punctured any organs.

    I've had one surgery on my polyps.

    Many broken bones.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:10 No.6619858
    >>6619684
    >>6619700
    >>6619714
    >>6619729
    Wow that is an epic tale. Amazing you remember all of that.
    >> Ginger 08/09/11(Tue)19:10 No.6619868
    Was in the hospital for four weeks. I only remember two. I rolled my truck and got ejected out of it. Fractured and compressed three of my vertebrae, fractured my right orbital, separated my right shoulder and got a traumatic brain injury. As of today I walk and talk like I did before it. I only have minor back problems.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:11 No.6619881
    >>6619729
    your name isn't michelle, is it?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:12 No.6619894
    >>6619729
    >admitted around 6am, not breathing, no heart rate (when they did get my heart going it only went up to 40bpm, then stopped. Seems it stopped twice), having massive seizures, and I was walking free with my humor and everything in tact 6 hours later.

    Do you have any lasting effects or damage from it? How long ago was this?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:12 No.6619903
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    i got put in the hospital for three days when a woman hit me in her suv. i ended up with my pelvis being broken in three places and it was popped out of place.

    picture related. it's all the cards that some lovely people sent me.
    xo
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:12 No.6619904
    >>6619881
    Nope, not my name. Why do you ask?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:14 No.6619934
    >>6619904
    oh. just the way you write/talk reminds me of a girl i know.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:39 No.6620342
    >>6619934
    Oh! Haha. Well, that's cool.

    >>6619894
    Only thing it did was mess up the way my eyes process light, which means I constantly see tracers for all light and images. It can be cool, or really annoying (like, say, when I am driving at night).
    >> infected 08/09/11(Tue)19:39 No.6620348
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    as usual we have some cringeworthy injuries, some sad chronic conditions, and some boring stories

    mine is of the last category.

    tonsilectomy as a child. that was actually p bad, I threw up a lot and was super weak.
    stayed a night when I fell on a radiator and needed stitches and a MRI
    stayed a night when I was diagnosed with diabetes... I was peeing every 20-30 minutes so they thought it was a UTI, but a urine test revealed I was dumping sugar. so they had to 'stabilize' me (poke my fingers every 30 minutes while they gave me insulin) and then I was sent home.
    had surgery on my bladder and had a pandoscopy
    spent a night in CPEP when I called the suicide hotline when my last girlfriend broke up with me and I had been plotting suicide for such a long time that the breakup threw a wrench in my plan and I felt out of control
    and I spent a week in the ward after I did this. I was on wellbutrin because of the first visit, but they thought I was depressed where in fact I have bipolar disorder, so wellbutrin was the wrong medication and it made me unstable.

    current diagnoses: type 1 diabetes, bipolar disorder
    current medications: novolog insulin, lamictal

    little lamb I wish I could cheer you up :(
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:42 No.6620397
    >>6619700
    >>6619714
    >>6619729
    That really angers me the nurses were so mean and rude. I am getting my BSN and it really upsets me when I read about hospital staff being so unprofessional. It doesn't matter what the person is in for, they should all be treated with dignity!
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:42 No.6620418
    >>6620342
    Jesus. You're lucky you didn't up with worse. You could have been a vegetable.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:44 No.6620440
    >Was 3
    >Mama's boy
    >In food court at mall
    >She walks away to get refills
    >I'm in high chair and try to get to her
    >Fall
    >Broken eye socket
    A dent appears next to my left eye now whenever I blink or smile.
    >> infected 08/09/11(Tue)19:44 No.6620446
    >>6620397
    the nurses in the ward were mean to me too. they think anyone who tries to commit suicide chose to do that. not so. most suicide attempts are caused by a deep-set psychological illness... that's like blaming someone with kidney cancer for peeing blood.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:45 No.6620459
    >drunk
    >slicing at slimjims with a butcher knife before i eat the piece that i cut off
    >completely miss slimjim and sever the top inch of my finger
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:48 No.6620534
    >>6620348

    those cuts don't look very deep

    they don't really look like "trying to kill myself" cuts
    >> infected 08/09/11(Tue)19:51 No.6620592
    >>6620534
    I was using the only thing I had, a pack razor.
    I thought if I sliced the jugular, I would bleed out. I was p crazy at the time.
    Turns out pack razors can't kill you no matter how hard you try.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:52 No.6620606
    i had ingrown hair in my ass so surgeons had to cut my ass. i couldn't lean back for 1 month.

    i stay on my pc a lot.
    >> beardwitharms 08/09/11(Tue)19:52 No.6620608
    >>6620459
    Do you also eat candy bars with a knife and fork?
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:54 No.6620657
    I was born with a cleft lip. I have had about 4-6 surgeries on it. They always sucked because the stitches and surgical glue on my lip and nose area made me look retarded. and I wasn't allowed to laugh or smile, since it could break the stitches and only ate stuff through a straw.

    and the only other time I've ever been hospitalized is when my mom hit me and pushed my friend out the door. So I pushed her off me and then she called the police to report my assault against her. (I was like 13 at this time). and I screamed, stupidly, "I'm going to be dead before they get here anyway." and they took me seriously, took me to the hospital and I was there for a week, constantly under suicide watch and then went to a group home for a month or so. In the hospital, they wouldn't let me eat for the first day because I didn't deserve to and that I belonged there for being so mentally unstable...idiots.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:54 No.6620663
    >16
    >girlfriend who i had been best friends with since age 7 tells me she hates me and doesn't ever want to talk to me again one night
    >i take every single pill i had. a big mix of xanax, various painkillers and muscle relaxers
    >i get caught popping them by my parents
    >dad chokes the shit out of me and hits me, fracturing my jaw
    >they call the cops on me
    >the cops demand i go to a mental ward sort of place
    >mom drives me, awkward as fuck
    >pass out in the car
    >in the hospital for about a week
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:55 No.6620682
    >>6620608

    I WAS DRUNK DUDE I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY IF I FUCKED UP MY JERKY BEFORE I ATE IT>

    >6620592

    Well thank science for that.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)19:57 No.6620714
    >>6620397
    Well, here is hoping you are an oasis in a desert. Good luck with your BSN.

    >>6620418
    Hah, that is exactly what my boyfriend said to me when I walked out of the ICU. He was pretty angry, but happy I was okay.

    >>6620446
    I just wish they would have listened to me. I got so annoyed telling them over and over "it was an accident" "I didn't know there were drugs in that drink." I guess they didn't believe me because I told them I got my own drink, no one gave me anything.
    >> infected 08/09/11(Tue)20:08 No.6620932
    >>6620714
    They didn't believe you because you're (presumably) a teenager. Ageism is actually terrible to younger people. We're all assumed to be drug users, delinquents, sex addicts, hedonists, and irresponsible, amoral, evil imps.

    I cried when they told me I'd have to stay in the ward. I was so scared of the people there. I wailed and lamented, "why is no one allowed to choose when they die?" and the doctor said in the most condescending tone, "that's a stupid question," and walked out of the room. I was covered in dried blood and cuts and no one in the hospital staff gave me more compassion that night than offering me some blankets.

    Once I was stabilized I realized that they just wanted the same spiel they always want, so I gave it to them and went home. Baby boomers are myopic.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)20:12 No.6620997
    >>6620592
    First of all, if you're going to cut to kill, do it right, slice the wrist down the street and put that shit in warm water (like underwater) goodnight nurse. That being said, only ever been in for an appendectomy and an explosion that left me with 2nd and 3rd degree burns on parts of my body, yay for that!
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)20:12 No.6620998
    >>6620932
    I was 19 at the time, a month from turning 20 (I am 26 now).

    >they just wanted the same spiel they always want, so I gave it to them and went home

    Yeah, no one was listening when I tried to explain what happened, either. Really shitty, scary to think we might turn into that. I'm really sorry you went through that, your case was much, much worse than mine.
    >> infected 08/09/11(Tue)20:16 No.6621074
    >>6620997
    I did slice down the street but pack razors are too flimsy. I tried to dig the blade in but it just made a surface cut and then it bent out of the way. Good thing my razors were shitty.
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)20:16 No.6621076
    had a huge motorcycle accident a while back, three broken ribs, very bad concussion, broken legs - i broke my left leg in the knee so i could literally lick my own toes - broken arms, been in a coma for a couple of days.
    >thats about it
    >> Anonymous 08/09/11(Tue)20:17 No.6621088
    I'm schizophrenic so unless we're also counting psych wards, no, not really.
    >> infected 08/09/11(Tue)20:18 No.6621119
    >>6620998
    Our generation is safer. We may still be dealing with government propaganda as the children in the Cold War did, but we have the Internet to enlighten us. The more intelligent among us will be the first humans on earth to have a shot at being unbiased.



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