you're not pathetic at all

also nice jew nose you ugly bitch

Is that you emily?

If it is, this is david. and I think this is hilarious.

>>607336
faggot
OP, you're pretty
how old are you?

>>607424
thank you! :3 I'm 18 anon.

>>607424
hey look how quirky and cute i am [i use brackets instead of parenthesis]. i also wear ugly hats.

also drunk, any instant messaging?

Looks like someone who's only into hipsters... sad.

i am drunk as fuck as well femanon

have a good nightt

>>607539
i'm drunk motherfucker.
also, my hat is not ugly...you can barely see any of it so why you hatin?

will you take your clothes off?

>>607579
Nope! I date all types of guys and girls.

>DRUNK FEMANON
>I'm 18 anon.

underage drinking b&

>>607252
Katie?

You're not drunk enough unless you show us tits. Go back to drinking otherwise and come back when you're really drunk.

>>607594
[yes being drunk makes a huge difference as to whether or not you use parentheses or brackets]

and yes, it is ugly [just like you, jew]. you'd have to be retarded to not be able to tell.

>>607641
No, it's Emily.

ok here's my question: what's something i would even think to ask you that might get an answer i wouldn't be able to get from some other drunk camwhore?

>>607651
what if i told you i actually had jewish heritage, and that i didn't give aflying fuck about your comments. really.
>>607666
this is too complicated for me. please make it easier. i am at like snooki level right now

I'm going to dump all sorts of pictures because we are friends IRL. kindof.

>>607727
i'm jewish too, but you're an ugly jew. and you should, maybe you'd gain a sense of fashion.

What's your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy (something you want to try) that you're generally afraid to admit in real life?

>>607736
NOOOOO.

I would like to request from you tits, or at least bra shot.

>>607774
Hm. Well this is going to sound dumb and cliche but a threesome, but two other girls. Simply magical. Women know how to fuuuck.

>>607774

THIS

also blastoise.

>>607802
I have a cup titties. That worth it?

>>607252
>>607252

would you date/fuck the shy guy?

>>607666
>>607666
you win this thread
>>607666
>>607666
>>607666
>>607666
>>607666
>>607666
>>607666

>>607828
POKEMANZ! ^___^
>>607829
where you at? better not say jerz.

>>607865
I love small tits.

Please go on...

>>607865
Very much worth it, small titties are pretty titties

continuing dump

>>607874
NO. Never. girls want a guy with confidence.

but since this is /soc/ i will say yes, so you will like me more without me ever having to meet you.

>>607865
Absolutely

>>607874
shy guy? i get with shy guys all da time. i love dorky boys who are quiet. so cute.

>>607894

Not poster, but Harlem?

AIM?

Any contact info OP?
or I can give you mine
I'm just bored
down for talkin' to a drunk person

>>607933

would you ever fuck an asian? nigger?

>>607936
you love basement dwelling unemployed overweight gamers the most though, right ?

that seems to be all the girls on /soc/ favorite type.
this must mean what girls like in real life too

>>607937
-____- i am at 145th all da time.

BRA SHOT FOR YA LOSERZ

aaaand again

>>608015
wow 0.o

>>607984
nope. smart guys who are just a little socially awkward and super caring.
>>607976
i have gotten with both groups mentioned. color don't mean nothing baby.

>>608015
>>607252
SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>608015
hi moot

>>608010

Oh shi----

Near 125th and living, ha.

OP you down to make love tonight?

18/m/nyc here.

>>608015
Show moot those dots on your chest lol

>>608015
MOOTLES! HOW I LOVE THEE :3

eek moot you've been in like 3 threads i've posted in. agh!

>>608015
sup fag?

>>608099
pics or it didnt happen.

for real, lemme see what you look like.
>>608086

lololol just cause i'm there all the time doesn't mean i LIVE in harlem. i'm downtown silly.

>>608010
Im totally ok with this.
what was your drink of choice for the evening?

>>608010
take same picture, with bra on the floor

>>608010
>>608015
i suspect moot lieks

OP, I'm drunk, 18, and have a penis. Want to have a fun night?

>>608010
Show tits nao?

>>607936
nice body, just kidding. also lack of tits, really nice.

hola MOOT, Im just gonna leave this right here

>>608173
40 of coors light, bro. shit beer but it gets me drunk enough. 40s are perfect for a girl, ya know? i'm happy as hell but i aint gonna do anything ~dumb~

Downtown? I can be there in 10.

You posted bra shot and right away moot showed. Imagine what would happen if you actually posted tits?

>>608010

mfw i see your bra before we even smoke together

Hey, it's me AIM: nyeronsoc

>>607252

how tall are you?
what do you think is the perfect size for a penis?

CONTINUEING

>>608193
no. too far. too drunk. blergh.
>>608195
dude don't give me fucking shit about my body, ok? look, i know i don't have big tits and ya know what, that's fine with me. i'm not going to plump them up with silicone because i know that a) tons of guys love small titties and b) i have enough self esteem to realize, hey this is the body i was dealt, might as well accept it.

so fuck you man. really. i can take my small (and perky) tits somewhere else.

>>608172
>>608172

How about AIM? I'll send you a pic over that, but not here

are you showing tits or should we just go to bed?

how many guys have you slept with and do you take loads on the face?

>>608234
FUCK YOU MAN! LEMME BE.
>>608331
I'm 5'6'', almost 5'7''.
Dick size isn't huge to me, but anywhere between 6-8 is great. smaller is just bleh and bigger hurts like you really don't believe.

I remember seeing your tits on /b/,

>>608389
No man, way too wasted to go up there.
>>608409
No to loads to the face.

I'd say 7 guys total, but none of them ever meant anything. sad really, i've been single 2 years.

>>608355
perky as in disgusting

>>608172

I assumed that, silly, just amazed you've made the trips up here either way.

I'll be one of zillions to make the same request: AIM?

Heres a pic of moot for you to drunkenly masturbate to.

love, david

>>608484
i think you meant to post this

>>608484
David, I will not get off to that. I can find more men (and women) at school to satisfy that need. Thanks for the offer though.
>>608465
Man you need to go fuck youself. For real, sorry one girl on /soc/ doesn't have C cup titties. Ok? >>608477
How old are you?

so moot, why don't you like her?

>mfw no one has realized op is a high probability of a troll.
Come on guys seriously?
-No time stamp
-Lips look completely different
-place where pics we're taken are not the same(look at the wall) also why cut off face if we already saw it
-A Jew girl that doesn't care about race....haha yea fucking right
INB4 someone gets severely trolled or something worse tonight

>>608562
mooooot <3333333
is this only because i live in new york city? yeah? ok.

also, these captchas are hard as fuck moot.

OP, still here waiting for teh aimz.

>>608584

23. Hopefully not too old to chat with?

>>608015
>>608099
>>608126
>>608189
>>608358
>>608370
>>608389
>>608437
>>608465
>>608477
>>608491

Get the fuck away from her. Ill drunkenly fight any of you, including that lanky moot guy.

pic related, its me when im horny

So THIS is why moot made /soc/, for the pussy!

>>608674
You are under the assumption that moot plans anything, and doesn't just spontaneously make it all up as he goes along.

>>607252
question for op
do you prefer giving handjobs or blowjobs?

>>608638
mothafucka how old are you? gimme your aim. don't want all these guys all up on me.

also, proofs

im in yonkers, youve probably never heard of it.

>>608763

Aim me. zachatack453

im bored.

>>608674
do i really look like a guy with a plan?

>>608633
Place where the pics were taken are the same place. Take a look at the edge of the picture.

I'd do her. Got beer and wine here too. . . NYU student?

still postin pictures

oh, also moots a faggot.

>>607252
also, in exchange for this grilled cheese sandwich would you put on some lip gloss and give the anon a close up of those DSLRs?

>>608633
SSSHHHHHH, you can't speak of them!! Moot is in here, come on.

>>608798
Pardon me, but it's, "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

Fool.

>>608750
THANK YOU! I just want to be asked shit :]

Ok, bjs are far superior to handjobs. Most girls don't understand what feels good to a guy (just as most guys can't give girls head because they just don't get it) so obviously bjs. I get total satisfaction from seeing a guy pleased, and if done right, blowing a dude makes him feel great.

I mean sex is da best, but bjs are second. Handjobs suck, man.

>>608798
put in her butt "by accident"

>>608798

Nope, and lack of plan makes unplanned chaos the best chaos.

>>608763
not looking for sex or anything I'm just a bored anon
AIM: timonandpumbahh

>>608798
You don't look like a man, period.

>>608015
moot, how does it feel knowing the recently deceased boards are flourishing outside of your own site?

Deleting them was pure selfishness. If you don't like something that means no one else can enjoy it.

alright OP.

favorite position/why?

drunk chicks who don't get naked are boring

>>608801
I take back, what I said just want people to be safe thats all. idk why I even care wtf is wrong with me.

Enjoying the buttsecks from your Jew venture capitalist buddies there Mr. Poole?

>>608823
>moots a faggot.

You are now aware that

moot#faggot

>This message has been brought to you by the /ar-nine-kay/ liberation front

>>608763

mothafucka i am 18/m/nyc, same as before.

unclenchedfists - aim

>>608763

You already know my age, silly (though you didn't reply to that one)... s/n (minus @aim) in e-mail field.

It's my /b/soc/ s/n but still...

>>608896
this
>mfw me and all the other new denizens of 4chon will never come back even if you bring r9k and new
feelsgoodman

>>608771
you cute as shit. i'd go there. or you come here. we make it work?
>>608801
thnks bby <3

>>608836
lip gloss is for guidettes. fuck that shit.
>>608798
moot, you made my night and i honestly want to meet you. why you making it so hard moot? i don't wanna work for 4chan, i aint a slut like that. i just think moot is cool as shit.

ugh i give up.

>>607252

Are op and moot sexin now?

>>608896
>moot, how does it feel knowing the recently deceased boards are flourishing outside of your own site?
great! i'm happy for them. the more niche sites the better.

Bring back the boards that were recently deleted!!

MOOT IS A JEWISH GIRL

>>608798
i have to say moot, i lol'd.

here you go :3

Mods are faggots

>>608848
really just putting faith in this being OP...
so Q deuce
what determines whether or not you'll take the... jizzum down the hatch?
is it like a relationship status thing?
cause I totally agree with you, bj's make guys basically into jelly for a few hours, but when you buckle down and take the seed, i feel like most girls are banking on that guy being teir soulmate?

also enjoy the grilled cheese

>>608961
>desperately and blatantly whore for more normalfags on your site
>"lol i'm happy for small sites taking away my traffic"
uh huh

>Mootles, I am in NYC, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat.
>i aint a slut like that

lol wut

>>608902
doggy, because guys love my ass and because you get in so deep. that or sideways. super intimate and i love to be held. feels SO good man. i don't like cowgirl cause its just...eh idk. hard to explain..

>>608943
get an msn

I love all of you fellow 4chonners.

Thank you, made my night.

>>608961
And that's the reason we can't discuss ar-nine-kay, right? Becuase you're happy that we've moved on?

You don't even know what you're doing to 4chan anymore.

>>608798
Not necessarily. More like a guy for whom shit just tends to work out for favorably in the long run.

Also, in the years I've been coming here, I've never been replied to by mootikins or even an imposter. So this is what it's like.

Also, OP, what are your opinions on anal sex?

>>607252
>>607252
>>607252
im drunk too, you have a skype? we should cheers via skype vid calls

NAO

add me gregrawry87

k ttyl

love you byhee

this is me in the picture

i want my r9k back :[ although i never posted there i would lurk for countless hours AND FOR WHAT? JUST TO HAVE IT DELETED I MEAN FUCKING SALAD DRESSING MAN! WHY OH WHY!

>>608941
>>608992
>"me and all the other new denizens of 4chon will never come back even if you bring r9k and new"
>still posting on 4chan

Hey moot
how does it feel to be in the jevvs pocket?
We all know about it

Moot you should join us on PrankU.

Anyways how are you? Why are you on /soc/?

moot is it true u stole 4chan idea from that SA subforum

>this thread
>my face

>>608964
I AM Very Sad.

Bring back the rubut or I will make a thread on /soc/ linking a TC room where I will commit forever death.

dont think ive left OP

still posting pictures because i actually know who you are.

these idiots should try to get your aim from me.

>>609084
posting because this thread was linked there and i figured it'd be a hoot
it is

>>608954
I FUCKING WISH!!!
>>609015
DRUNK AS SHIT MAN, JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH MOOT.
>>608984
are you talking about swallowing? because i do that, it's just easier. be more specific man, told y'all i was drunk.

>>609034

Fucking lol'd. I love you Unicorns.

Ah, I have this for my background.

>>609078
>>609078
how was he able to post the letters
r
9
and k

Moot can I have a hu-
Ah screw it, KISS ME MOOT!

>>609084
>>609084

moot do you like asian girls

if there's something I've noticed about moot threads it's that he frequently get's trolled by attempting to rationalize with and communicate to trolls.

pic related, it's what moot is listening to right now

>>608941
speak for yourself. I love the new /r9-banned/ but i still browse most of 4chan
as far as i'm concerned it's just another 4chan board.

>>609151
Haha fuck yeah, I remember that

inb4 I'm banned

>>609090

>mfw moot deletes /soc/ one day

>>609050
No anal. I just can't. Maybe with a boyfriend but not just any guy. That takes lots of trust.
>>609064
fuck this hsit
>>609054
i need another pic, that's small as hell.
>>609092
BOREDOM.
>>609131
David be a cool dude...please.

>>609084
This isn't krautchan. Surely you of all people would know that.

hey moot :)

>>609084

Moot, why did you choose to delete /r9/ and /new/ yet decide to keep shithole boards that barely move like /po/, /i/, /ic/, /n/ or /x/? I mean, the latter basically just serves as a shelter for whenever /b/ goes down and the rest of the time is filled with just stale copy pasta.

At least /r9/ was original.

>>609223
speaking of banned, i just got a warning that kindly informed me for like the third time that /soc/ is not /rk9/
lol

Ok i got a question for you

do you have any fetishes?

>>609084
hey moot, i figured you might be thirsty
here's a bottle of water

>>609150
see, this whole time while moot was listening to nine inch nails this oldfriend has delved into the mind of OP and learned that she swallows and now he's going to ask her to send me an IM @
burtzacarach
and i think moot just got alpha'd

Hey, we talked before, do you still wanna hook up?

>>609223

"No, you live with it."

Mootkins, I made a picture of you.

Do you like it?

i just want to brush your hair over your ear, mootykins.

what will it take!

>>609243
moot baby why won't you talk to me :( so so sad.

>>609279
leave /po/ alone you cunt

>>609299
you are my favorite poster on 4chan

moot, when are you going to implement video chat?

>>609264
lolwut from >>609064

ALSO

wut?

>>609243
Can we even expect a new off topic board for general discussions?

A board that has janitors or mods to clean up the threads that do not belong there?

>>609264
What do you think OP, need more pecs or am I good?

>>609215

>>609243
>>609243

moot, your trolling ability has increased quite well.

>>609322
>mfw
also samefag

>>609243
>>609084
>>608961
>>608798
>>608562
>>608015

pic related

>>609299

How did this water thing get started? Does someone just offer Moot water in threads he posts in?

>>609375
ALSO PROFILES
AND AVATARS
AND MEMBERSHIP!

Hey OP, what's the youngest guy you've fucked? And the youngest you'd fuck? The oldest you've fucked? The oldest you'd fuck?

>>609363

sike. he cummed in that bottle. absolutely brutal

>>609243
>>609243
that last bottle was a little plain, here's a new one
i hope it tastes better

>>609278
TAKE YOUR PROTEIN PILLS!!!!

>>609335
>implying 4chan is important enough for world wide conspiracies
>implying you are 17

>>609293
Nah man, just a normal girl. i just like shit a bit rought.

Dear moot, if you dont respond to my friend OP here, I will personally beat the shit out of you when I see you in person at your next /soc/ gathering.

dont be so rude guy, the girl lurves you.

hey moot... how much longer you gonna be a bum?

Just say sorry you made a mistake, We'll forgive you brah

hey moot, do you like star gazing?
i sent you an email a long time ago asking.
you never got back man. all i asked for was a yes or no!
>you seem to have mistyped the verifacation

>>609280
Far out, that's horrible, people have been getting banned for posting pics of muslims and jevvs
and 'racism'

Pic related
it's freedom

>>609422
>implying it isn't

>moot
>owns Mac
>Trying to replicate Facebook because he got jealous after watching the Social Network
>Tries to arrange "meetups"
>Deletes only board made for original content
>moot confirmed for being a hipster faggot

>>609427

a bit rough? how so.

>>609261

AHAHA, NO. Moot won't delete it. Do you not see how they flock to his nuts?

I was just a lurker of knew and very docile, but geeze, good job, moot.

Also, what was up with all that cp in /b/ tonight? I like how no one did anything about it for about 20 minutes. It was a pervert fest.

>>609223
You even asked the guy if hr could make it a better res.

See you in chon, Unicorns.

MOOT DOESN'T LIKE BOTTLED WATER, YOU GUYS.

TAP. NO ICE.

GET IT RIGHT, FAGGOTS.

Since we're asking moot questions, does that make him a drunk femanon?

>>609421
yes sir, have you seen my wife? tell her i love her very much

This is what new was all about
.why you take that from me?

for your huffpo backers... fuck them, get outta bed with them, they arnt on the right side of history brah

>>609406

16. Youngest now would be 18 (state law), oldest would be 25. Oldest I have is 22.

>>607252
FOURRRR CHONNNN DOT NET

4chon : 4chan :: 4chan : 2chan

/soc is going to be the most twisted hookup site on the interwebs.

>>609363
>>609363
moot just called me his favorite poster
screencaping this one

also, this water should be a lot colder than the last one
(i put it in the freezer for a couple minutes)

>>609363
moot, i want you to listen very carefully to the words that i am writing

GIVE ME FUCKING ADMIN OR I WILL BECOME AN HERO ON CAM

also i met a gurl on this website u made called 4chan.org, i mite possibly have intercourse with her

pic related its me n my friday night

also asl

and stop making retarded fucking captchas, glisorgh is not a word

>>609448

>>609462
fuck bottled water

Moot i heard u liek mudkipz

>>609448
brotip: robot over9000 had no OC

MOOT MAD

>>609427

Responses but no IMs, boo.

Either way, what are you doing in college?

>>609090
>>609078
>>608992
>>608896
For fuck's sake guys, what's with the bullshit drama? Get real.

Anyone want some yummy Pocky?

>>609482
she knooooows

>>609432
i do, but you can't see anything in the night sky besides the moon in the city. one day i want to drive out to cherry springs state park and see them there.

Thanks for getting rid of r9gay moot. The rest of 4chan salutes you. But what's with all the freaking b&s lately? Saw a thread about some anon who got banned from all boards for racism.

>>609450
Biting scratching and a lil bit of bruising
.>>609428
you tell em!

>>609515
uh as a long time lurker i've got to disagree

pic related: see panel 3

>>609363
moot confirmed for IP stalker

Hey, moot, I also am In NYC. You interested? Can you feel my gravitational pull?

>>609505
Deal with it. 4chan has changed.

>>609547
>>609547

they are pussies. i'm glad their board got deleted. they have another board that serves the same purpose on another site yet they still come here to complain.

fuck them.

how do you feel about 4chon.org being a blatant clone of here?

>>609588
>guy posts water bottles in every thread i post in
clearly

once again moot steals a show from a drunken underage camwhore

>>609560
>>609560
>>609560
>>609560

you are the fucking biggest faggot in history, and you created a site that allows users to distribute child pornography
>>609560
>>609560

>>609565
Niggerfaggot.

>>609490
OP are you drinking by yourself?
OP are you going to school for a BA in english or something?
how many novels have you written?
OP have you seen that one episode of southpark when that one suped duper friend's name was Sea Man and his pet sidekick bird's name was swallow? Did you laugh at that even though you're basically the butt of that joke?
SWALLOW, COME
gosh I wish people played gt5 i'm bored.

>>609619
Moot, the bottle of water he gave you is empty. How is he your favorite poster if he gives you an empty bottle of water?

>>609616
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS??????

>>609612
welcome to the history of 4chan. i do something people don't like, they start their own site. it's a good thing.

Come fuck me in Ohio... I'm way too drunk to go to your place.

>>609559
you know something? even though i'm past 100,000 miles...i'm feeling very still...i think my spaceship knows which way to go...

Send me an email, I'll get you a copy
tshirts@/dev/null

>>609448

>mfw no memes came out of r9k

r9k only produced butthurt

>>609656
MOOT IS A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT BURN IN HELL YOU DUMB HIPSTER NIGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

>>609560
>>609528

i'm studying speech path/audiology. hopefully, i'll get into a good grad school and end up working with autistic/cp kids in terms of speech therapy.

>>607252
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woi_2Ay0Y-U

got mah own face book!

>>609616
Holy shit moot open a 4chan store plz

QUIT BEING A TYRANT BRO

>>609656
Moot, I propose you create a camwhore thread for yourself one of these days

>>609616

These pictures are more hilarious than anything. COME ON, THAT FUCKING FACE. Imagine walking into a store with that face on your shirt. People would treat you with some real respect. Probably bow to you.

>>609619
>>609588
i figure moot must be thirsty after all of his hard work

this one's a lot bigger than the old ones
(a whole liter! wow!)

>>609490
FWIW, age of consent in NY is 17. You could fuck someone a tiny bit younger if you wanted to.

I think I'd want another face pic to determine if you're cute enough, but I'm leaning towards fuckable from what I can tell. Moot point though since Im older than you'd fuck. I'm outta here.

Hey moot.

What happened to mah loli on /g/?

>>609656

The true story is that moot ba-leted the boards to save on bandwidth costs, because he really really wants to get a pony.

Last I heard, he only had 8 more months of saving to get it! Way to go moot!

>>609408
You are God. Oh, and "Moot" bring back Stormfront! Just because you don't like something, doesn't mean you can take it away. ( Well you could if you are a dick. ) Do something for your community. Oh, and show us your dick. That is all.

>>608896
r9ker here. Sorry, but could you be anf more butthurt?

>>609656
>History of 4chan

You got so fucked up by /n/ last time that you made a new board for them

>>609723
Fuck that!
Also, OP is cute. ;) What'd you drink?

>>609698
/r9k/ is the origin of >burst into treats.
It also had the best (false) greentext stories.

>>609656
When are the new invitations for canvas coming?

Hey moot,
Any updates on some of the new threads you are going to be making?

>>609730
all your water made me fat

>>609656
dude i lurked there for a while. I still lurk /o/ and /mu/ and /co/ mostly but i like their new boards

also i talked with STI, they don't consider it a breakaway chan. They consider themselves the lost 4chan boards now just disconnected from 4chan. Most of them still browse 4chan (including me).

just saiyyan

OP, please check your IMs.

>>609560
>>609565
hey faggot
how are your jew overlords

>>609705

That's really interesting... I'm actually a special ed teacher myself, second-year, I work side-by-side with related service providers including speech therapists, always respected their job and work.

Kudos to you and strange to have that kind of similarity... hmm.

>>609656

moot invented facebook.

>>609560
i i lived anywhere near NYC id totally go with you (no homo)
I love looking at the stars, pondering questions that i cannot answer about life and stuff.
and if you know anything about space and how vast the distances are, when gazing you really feel small. and insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
also wonder how many alien races there are, how many have died out already (ib4 aliens dont exist).
if you are aware of how big space is and how many stars there are you'd be an idiot not to believe somewhere out there life exists beyond our planet

>>609640
>>609640
>>609640
>>609640
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>>609743
>arrg, spelling error.

Hey OP, whats your feeling on taking vcards?

WAIT WHY IS MOOT JEWISH?

Every quench will be thirst with this.

Why is it every time moot posts in a thread, someone flips their shit and tries to get banned?

>>609801
because i made people angry, apparently

>>609784
This guy is probably going to an hero if betelgeuse ever goes supernova in our lifetime.
also
postan in a moot thread

>>609612
I think you're forgetting that moot got his inpiration from 2chan.

I laugh at the people who look down on the clones of various chans.

>>609810

That looks so refreshing.

>>609084
moot they're just jelly you make so much more than they do

>>609626
NOT UNDERAGE. 18!
>>609670
MANHATTAN'S FAR FROM OHIO! Lemme hop on a plane at JFK K?
>>609652
thank you again.

I was with a friend earlier, so not alone.
Not a BA, BS actualy.
Not seen that that South Park, will check it out.
I swallow. dur.

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>>609786
hai nao, thats not very nice.

moot when is the last time you had a lady friend. don't you lie to me about not getting anything either, i know all these ladies want to get your dick wet. would you date a girl from 4chan?

>>609825

i emailed you about some UK isp being blocked years ago. you didnt reply!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!

>>607252
>90% of the people trolling moot in this thread will apply as janitors
>100% of them will be incredibly butthurt when they receive their just bans
>mfw

Hey moot
Stop alienating your consumers

Moot I'd like to see your feet pls.

>>609599

Have you even checked it out?? It's nothing like moot's boards. Jesus, you're ignorant.

OVEN MAGNET SYMPATHIZER
Do anything for a little money won't you???

Whoring out 4chan for personal gain

>>609825
GRAAAAAAAAAAH I READ THIS AND IT MADE ME SO FUCKING ANGRY


QUIT MAKING ME ANGRY MOOT

>>609854
What do you think of interracial relationships?

>>609795
Yes it should be:
>Omelette de fromage
or
<Omelette avec fromage
Literally: Omelet of cheese or with cheese, rather than omelet of the cheese

>>609786
>>609640
>Obv nigger troll is obv nigger troll

Yeah, because people can't just post CP on any website on the internet behind a proxy... CP ends up on 4chan because of it's high user base. IP logs can be handed to the FBI upon request anyway, nigger.

>>609885
>consumers

lol

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>>609877
Moot's cool and all, but I'm here for OP. Also, email him if you want to fucking chat.

You pass out yet OP?

>>609684
Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong!!!!
Can you hear me, major Tom?!
Can you hear me, major Tom?!!?
Can you hear me, major Tom?!?!?!??!?

>>609834

you know it! but i'll be damned.. i left in the fridge.. the one that got away!!

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>>609825
here's another for when you finish off tat monster liter of water
let me know if you get thirsty again

>>607252
come here

http://www.tinyfail.com/tinyfail

>>609825
don't tell me that 4chonz is profitable, it was only a few years ago you were running your donate or die campaign. Every interview with you has you bawwing about how much you've sunk into the site. You need some monies bro? I'm sure you can make bank

>>609841
Except that we make all the content brah... all he created was a place for others to do the creating for him...

The reason it succeeded was its freedom, take that away, youve got nothing man

>>609830
Eta carinae has a better shot of going supernova in our lifetime. Back in the 1840s, it experienced a supernova imposter invent, which means the star is already in its death throws and could really go supernova at any moment. Betelgeuse wouldn't be a Type 1 supernova, so its meh in my book.

engineer and astronomy researcher. I'd go look at stars with you moot, non homo of course.

this is not an A Wyatt Mann thread

>>609830
Fuck man, Betelgeuse could have blown yesterday and we wouldn't know about it.

Moot, why don't you post with the Dustbin tripcode anymore?
I know that was you!

>>609456
>does not like CP
YOU ARE ALL THAT'S WRONG WITH 4CHAN
GET BACK TO FACEBOOK FAGGOT

MOAR OF OP PLZ

OP POST YOUR TITS OR SOMETHING

>>609698

Memes are cancer. I dare you to find a thread in /b/ that isn't reposted meme shit or a porn dump.

moot you were complaining you dont know how to fix /r9k/ so you deleted it. split it into 2 boards, the best and the worst of it. one called /gt/ for greentext stories and /baw/ for bawwing

do it do it nao. right now there is no place on 4chan to just sit and share random stories

>>609825

>Thinks he's original even though he stole his idea and original design from another site.
>Forgets that 4chan couldn't stay alive without constant donations from the userbase in its early years.
>How he used to beg for money like a fucking bum.

MOOT I HAVE A QUIERY

when you hang out on your boards, do you expect to meet people or is it just to idly chat? And whenever it is you do expect to meet people, is it ever on this board? Do you prefer that people know who you are rather than introducing yourself?
If I had any sort of notoriety I would totally love having my reputation speak for me, that would be so much easier than having to EXPLAIN that I don't do much of anything.

LMAO
/stormfront/ is raging

>>609989
it probably already did blow. light just hasn't reached us yet. also, that stupid story about it io9 was terrible and full of fail.

look moot. I drew you. In a pool of PUDDI.

>>609775
awesome man :) my mom was a nurse at a special ed school and i just loved working with the kids. kudos to you, it takes a lot to work with that population :) this made my night.
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MOOT WHY WONT YOU FUCKING TALK TO ME!

Also, I have taken 3 cards. Two were boyfriends, so that was ok. The last was in college and I regret it because we just moved too fast and got drunk and tl;dr, i started falling for the guy but taking his vcard made shit awkward and i miss being friends with him.

honestly, if a guy wants me to do it, i'm flattered, because he will always remember me.

>>609765

>dat picture

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>>610011
i'm an old brobot and that's a horrible idea

Hehehe, we bribed the foolish goy Mr.Poole into closing down /new/ so free speech towards Zionism and Israel was shut down for good thus keeping our tracks more concealed on the internet. Heheh foolish goy, soon we will control the internet for good!

We all know he's having a blast laughing or smirking at the people upset over the deleted boards, the people raging because they're getting ignored and how fast everyone jumps to lick his balls as soon as he posts.

moot, you're a self-aborbed dick.

>>609841

Do you mean money??

If I remember correctly, he said in an interview that he "breaks even". He could be lying, though. You know how they are.

>>609830
na man, im not crazy like that.
DID YOU KNOW that its around 640 light years away?
it could have supernova'd a long time ago and we wouldn't know it yet because the light hasn't reached us it
its very... mind boggling since light always seems instantaneous for us

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i know i can be awkward asking for water sometimes moot, so here's another!
you dont need worry about asking

Exiled robot here. I just wanted to say that we're not all shitheads like the people spamming this thread.

>>609895

If he was a true jew he would make us pay to use 4chan. I can see your impenetrable black skin through my computer screen, I'll go get you some KFC.

No unicorn don't do it, protect your flowing locks of hair from moots banhammer

>>609922
awake but sleepy and want to cuddle :3

>>609698

>mfw you think a board needs to make shitty memes to be good
>mfw you are a faggot

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moot why won't you just post troll face in response to everyone trying to guilt trip you about the way you run your site?

and for the record, fuck you for deleting my favorite board.

>>610030
io9? What?

>>609911
just how fucking retarded are you, god just learn some french
it's obviously 'omlette eau fromage', not any of that 'omlette au fromage' crap. dammit, learn to spell.

the pronunciation difference is subtle but some of us took years of study to perfect the craft. poser.

>>610080

Pacifist.

>>610086
He's in the jvev's pocket

moot, I'm a NY femanon that would let you plow my brains out, too. Can I get in on this?

I remember when nazis used to be something to fear, now they are just a bunch of pussies who play Red Orchestra all day in there rooms and post autonomously on 4chan.

>>610080

the remaining of you robots are shitheads nonetheless.

>>610039
So if I asked you to take my vcard, and since I am under your maximum age range (24), would you, because I find you hot as hell OP.

Don't worry, not a neckbeard faggot. Just never made time in undergrad to have a social life, which in turn led me to keeping my vcard.

>>610080

>not a shithead
>browsing /soc/
>ok tim

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>>610039

Very interesting, how does your mom enjoy it?

Glad to make your night. =) Sleeping soon, but if you want, shoot me an IM at the s/n in the field (without the @aim) now or when you're sober or sobering up and we can talk more about it.

Working in NYC = shit stories all around.

are people seriously this anti-semetic these days, or is it just 4channers? jesus.

>>610021

Moot's only acquaintances are people from his old circlejerk on IRC. I doubt he actually cares about people on here at all, even if they do say something amazing.

>>610008

I dare you to find a good thread on r9k

oh wait you can't it got deleted

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>>610091
You made me laugh a little

>>609854
OP do you have a camera?
OP would you match me on pics?
OP would you drink a glass of milk and take a picture of it? anon would archive that shit.
I promise not to take my clothes off unless you do.

>>610133
Not browsing; someone mentioned this one thread and I came to see what the fuss is about.

Angry butthurt bitches acting like assholes, other people sucking cock... nothing new.

Moot = crypto-jew

>>610014

Seriously?
That's what we need.
Old moot stories.

Jesus Fucking Christ people, if you hate Moot so damn much, why the fuck are you still on 4chan?!

>>610080
what makes those who use the still-alive boards "shitheads"? Can you justify this statement, or are you just being loyal and a pacifist?

>>610162
for the lulz there are too many other people to hate then jews

>>610162
As a member of the tribe, I am the biggest self hating jew there is. Sadly, anti-Semitism is alive and kicking, since people pay attention to it. You just have to laugh and move on.

>>610162
its just hip right now. personally I like jewish people just fine.

>>610162

I hear there was a lot more antisemitism around the middle of last century. Probably more than now and more than 4chan, but not totally sure.

>>609970
I fucking lol at how big that star system must be for it to look brighter than a star like betelgeuse when you take into consideration the distances involved.
also
what are your favorite objects to look at in the night sky? I fucking love looking at jupiter and the pole star.

>>610162
Seriously? I think it's just like, five people, max.

The VERY FUCKING VOCAL minority, that's all.

It's the exact same people posting the exact same things they post on 4chon... they are INCREDIBLY butthurt, it seems.

>>610190
because moot is not 4chan nor the community. He's the guy who owns the islands on which the communities live.

>>610112

No. I just got over it.

There's no reason to be mad or aggressive. 4chon filled the vacuum and even weeded out the rabble from the old \k9r\. Just let it be.

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i wouldnt worry about it, they are probably just dehydrated
unlike you...

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I wanna meet the guy that draws these
a modern day da vinci

>>610162
I see what you did tharrr

>>610162
they are the only ones saying their opion
everyone else just doesnt say anything

>>610162
moot confirmed for normalfag

>>610162
PROOF THAT MOOT IS A JEW
HE SAYS ANTI SEMETISM
HE IS ONE
HOLY SSHIT THIS IS MONUMENTAL

>>609905
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love interraical relationships. listen, color doesn't mean shit. if i love someone, whether they are a girl or guy, black, white, hispaic, whatever, i love them, and thats all that matters.

ugh some tits

>>610162
they did kill jesus ;-;
but i like jews :) most of them are pretty cool guys who don't afraid of anything

>>610162
>anti-semetic

"An anti-Semite
used to mean a man who hated Jews. Now it means a man who is hated by Jews"

-Edgar J. Steele

>>610162
moot - ever think about organizing threads this way?

>>610221
Personally, the Orion Nebula and Jupiter are my favorite things; and I've spent a lot of time behind a telescope.

>>610162
>When losing the battle shout ANTI-SEMITE

Stupid tactics
What's next?
Bringing up the hoaxo'caust?

The truth is not anti-semitic

>>610162
quit being a pc queer bro

>>610261
lol post the ayn rand one please

>>610162
Are you actually Jewish?
>dun't know

Moot only drinks the finest indian tears, he even has bottles originating from the Trail of Tears.

>>610162
just 4chan

woo posting on facebookchan

>>610162

Welcome to 4chan
>mfw I just said that to moot

Think about how black folks feel regarding your fourth channel.

>>610162
moot, what the fuck are you doing in here? There is absolutely no reason to expose yourself to these assholes.

>>610272
the truth IS anti-semitic my brother!

SIEG HEIL WE WILL RULE THE INTERNET

>>610195
Not the guy you're asking, not loyal, not pacifist.

It's fucking RETARDED how people won't let it go. There's another place, y'all know where it is, go there. End of. All the bitching and moaning is like that one guy who can't get over his ex.

>>610255
Nice boobs. Hands look weird?

>>610227
He's also the creator and overlord. Like the British did who settled America, don't like the way you are being treated or the ruler of your country? FUCKING LEAVE!

>>610190

If moot made threads every day (Or turned it into a shitty personality cult a la Fark.com) then someone who seriously hated him would probably go away. Up until the board deletions he was gone for like a year. It's not hard to hate on moot and still enjoy the site.

I personally don't care about him either way, and I don't understand how someone could have an opinion of him just from a few short, random posts and unpopular decisions.

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BITCH GTFO MOOTLES IS MINE,

Also, 24yo, lemme see what ya look like.

Moot's trying to clean up 4chan so he can sell it off to some fat cats and use the money to fund his web 2.0 project, Canv.as.

The problem is, Canv.as is supposed to be a new facebook, some normalfag social circle-jerk, like if /soc/ was a whole website, so to make that viable he has to cut all affiliation with the asshole of the internet that is 4chan. Unfortunately for him, no investors would touch 4chan (or canv.as because of it's connection with 4chan) with a fucking barge pole if they found out what the views of the contributers were.

This means that in order to keep his precious lsraelite-gold investments, mooty has to clean house, get rid of all the pedophiles, aspies, racists and heathens, and make 4chan into a reputable, family-friendly website.
His chances of doing this are of course about the same as my chances of ingesting lava and getting a mild heart burn.

It's entirely futile, he's throwing away what he currently has to try and get something he has no chance of ever getting. It's the dog and the bone all over again.
Since moot was in time magazine, and his site has made the news, he has gotten it into his head that he is some kind of child prodigy. The fact of the matter is, he ripped off 2chan's source code when he was 15 and hosted 4chan out of his basement, he created nothing, he merely hosted what already existed.
All content on 4chan, project chanology, even the time magazine thing, was all the work of the users, moot has played no part in any of the site's history except to pop up from time to time and claim credit for what other people had contributed.

Tl;dr moot is a talentless hack who is doomed to abject failure.

ITT: moot checking to see if his presence is more profound than that of the elusive OP TITTY
ITT: >moots face when

MOOT UBER ALLES

We won't stop!

Yo moot, heard you were here, decided to drop in and ask a question.

/x/phile here, love my /x/. Plan on applying for janitor. Thing is, we were discussing the upcoming period for applications and I mentioned how you basically made /x/ to get creepypasta out of /b/.

Apparently mentioning /b/ is an automatic one day ban.
Would a ban affect chances of being selected for janitor?

>>610302
you sound like you are experiencing anal pains based on insane amounts of irrational loyalty and worship