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>male, occasionally female
>either, depending on my mood
>def. prefer established continuity, but happy to do original
>switch, most often I end up being the top because the people I talk to never get an opportunity to be bottom
>soft spot for short hair/tomboy x10000000, obsessed with genderswaps and friendships-turned-romance, fetishes include S&M, torture/smut, tickling, though I'm def. ok with lovey-dovey vanilla stuffs
>Evangelion, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, FLCL, The ________ of Haruhi Suzumiya, Persona 4 (though I've never played it because my computer can't emulate it), recently obsessed with Soul Eater (don't judge me)
>spot the pattern: Shinji/Asuka, Kyon/Haruhi, Kyon/male-Haruhi, Itsuki/Kyon, Suzaku/Lelouch, Seta/Yosuke from P4, Toma/Mikoto from Toaru Majutsu no Index, Laharl/Flonne from Disgaea, Lili/Asuka from Tekken, Toma/Makoto from Minami-ke, most of the main cast from Soul Eater
>I'm a male doppelganger for Naoto from Persona 4, my dream date is Franziska von Karma

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>exclusively male
>Female, I suppose, though I might make an exception.
>Established continuities.
>I'm always on top.
>I enjoy giving orders and ageplay.
> . . .
>I most identify with James Fenimore Cooper's Uncas.

>gender you prefer roleplaying
Male, mostly.
>gender you prefer in partner
Female, or predominately female characteristics.
>preference: established continuities or original stuffs
Original material
>preference: top or bottom of relationship
Predominately bottom
>soft spots/kinks/fetishes
Gentle Femdom, extensive foreplay, orgasm denial, smoking
>list favorite series/books/etc or describe something you made up
I am a flexible writer that sockets easily into other settings.
>favorite fictional couple(s) or describe ideal relationship
Eager but submissive male with a dispassionate but willing dominant female.

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So, are we just supposed to play a game here and post as a fictional character, or are we supposed to post our own actual RP preferences and details? Just curious.

Roleplaying should only involve THAC0.

Unless you plan on rolling a D20 and hitting her hymen for double damage, what the fuck are you going to do on the internet?

>>3892432
Roleplay, I imagine. As in playing a role. Roleplaying does not solely have to involve dice and DM screens, y'know.

>>3892569
This sort of nonsense gives oldschool roleplayers a badname. There's a difference between cybersex and roleplaying, you've perpetuated the stereotype that the two are one and the same.

Why not log onto second life and look for some virtual sex there, kid?

>>3892624
I've been roleplaying for thirteen years, both tabletop and online, in all sorts of medium. Never Second Life, though. I started as a tabletop roleplayer with D&D and Call of Cthulhu, mostly. I moved on to online roleplay, including forums and games, and still play tabletops regularly.

Just because my definition is different doesn't mean it isn't still considered roleplay. I'm merely pointing out the fact that roleplaying isn't something exclusively restricted to a tabletop setting. Hell, it's older than any tabletop by a few millenia.

There's no need to make baseless sweeping generalizations and toss insults. I'm merely making a statement.

>>3892696
Whereas I was beginning with an insult mixed with a generalization. By equating roleplaying with cybersex, you cause many people to believe that the two subjects are one and the same. To roleplay on the internet is to engage in a sexual activity; it's become a generalization, and you perpetuate it by referring to "roleplay" as "cybersex hookup" in the OP, provided you're the OP.

If that wasn't your intent, choose your words more carefully.

>gender you prefer roleplaying
Female only.
>gender you prefer in partner
Male only.
>preference: established continuities or original stuffs
No preferance.
>preference: top or bottom of relationship
In the relationship? 'top' I'm pretty bossy, Sexual circumstances, I let the guy take over.
>soft spots/kinks/fetishes
Bossing me around a bit. Let me resist little then make me yours
>list favorite series/books/etc or describe something you made up
Something I made up- i draw comics. Usually parodies of real world friends. Or fantasy series.
>favorite fictional couple(s) or describe ideal relationship
Equal partnership with healthy sex life.
>fictional character you most identify with or waifu/husbandu
Kyon is pretty nice, and my friends do compare me to Haruhi, I guess that works.
>maybe post a picture of what you look like irl, no pressure though
Don't have any pictures I like on this laptop, but i have curly reddishbrown hair, grey eyes, and skin that sunburns even in shade.

>>3892758
I'm not the OP. I simply wanted to point out that not all Roleplay is tabletop related. It also doesn't have to be related to sex. Although, I do find it humorous that I've seen a rule book specifically for the D20 rules for sex, pregnancy and the like.

I really never wanted to know what you had to roll to not have a "Critical Sexual Failure", or the results.

>>3892432
Roleplaying should never involved THAC0. It was a poorly done mechanic and replacing it in 3rd Ed. was one the best decisions Wizards ever made.

>>3892885
I strongly disagree. Unless you believe that Dwarf should have remained a class, you should be shot in the kneecap.

3E was a mess, simplified to appeal to a new generation, and as a system everything has been going downhill since Gygax parted ways with TSR.

>>3892952
I never figured out, what exactly was the whole impetus behind Gygax and TSR falling out?

>>3892952
Dwarf was a great class! And I'm permanently drunk if I believe that.
I also didn't say 3rd was a massive improvement, just the removal and replacement of THAC0. It was a poorly thought out mechanic that I can still have arguments about with people who've been playing for 20 years because they weren't totally clear on it. BAB was straight forward: Stat Mod + BAB + Misc. Mods + d20. Did it exceed the AC? Yep. You hit! Nope. You're a failure as a fighter and should have your nutsack treated like a speedbag.

>>3893006
As the Dragon of Tyr, I see no need to acknowledge your point. I also refuse to acknowledge any half planar creatures on Athas, given that we're sealed off from the planes.

...as I AM permanently drunk, I will take my convoluted background plot about progenitor halflings and inform the players in my campaign that all of their bone weapons broke while they were sleeping.

Good day!

>>3893122
I will raise a glass to any man willing to fuck over his players like that "while they sleep." Good show my friend, good show.

>>3893144
I had a half-giant player who quit because I broke his weapons repeatedly. I did this for a very good reason.

He constantly tried to switch to Chaotic Evil each morning in order to rampage throughout the freed Tyr in the hopes of getting some sort of metal equipment. After his third attempt, I finally became sick of it and would periodically find diabolus ex machina reasons for his or everyone's weapons to break.

It took a year for him to learn his lesson, yet it only took the rest of the party two months to realize he was the bane of their existence. I miss the 90s.

Then again, he may just have been most adept at staying in character. The evil was the fixed part of his alignment...

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>>3892774
Could you all post contact info? Maybe the OP post should have addressed that, but there's no point listing this information with no means to contact.
>>3892412
you are supposed to
>post our own actual RP preferences and details
you can do the other stuff you mentioned as a meta-joke if you wish
>>3892624
>There's a difference between cybersex and roleplaying, you've perpetuated the stereotype that the two are one and the same
Literally, you are playing a role in each. I've always heard the "fictional cybersex" referred to as roleplay and I don't see the fuss

>gender you prefer roleplaying
Male or female, it really doesnt matter to me...
>gender you prefer in partner
Same as above really
>preference: established continuities or original stuffs
I prefer original storylines and characters rather than established ones, I find its hard to slip into a character someone else created
>preference: top or bottom of relationship
Eh, both, really depends on who I play opposite. Male, bottom, Female, top. There -are- exceptions though
>soft spots/kinks/fetishes
Alot, too many to really list here in great detail.
>list favorite series/books/etc or describe something you made up
Favorites? Hell, I like anything fantasy, be it sci-fi, modern, or medieval. I really love Sci-Fi the most though.

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