shit goes boom yo

Also TITRATIONS SOLVE EVERYTHING.

Time is relative.

You should have got some sleep.

Oh shit anon - uhhhh
Greenhouse gasses are inside troposphere.
Ozone is inside Stratosphere

Let's talk more about the quantum mechanical and thermodynamical parts of chemistry.

Everything is made of star stuff.

the beauty of all living things is not the atoms that go into it but carl sagan

Here is an easy way out that worked for me on a test.
If you don't know an answer to origins, write "God created it".
They cannot mark it wrong or they'll get their ass sued.

>>958664
Fascinating.
But what does that have to do with science?

>>958665
Its a way of getting around answering science problems.

It's especially vital that you know that the more you know, the less you will lose the game.

Don't leave the centrifuge running too long.
Seriously. Don't.

>>958667
But they aren't grading your faith.
They're grading your ability to do SCIENCE.

>>958673
>>958681
i lol'd

>>958673
lols so hard

>>958724

full ani

w=-pdeltav

Stuff is made of smaller stuff.

log[h+]=pH
o shit

in=out
ALWAYS

general chemistry is just prettied up algebra. you can do algebra, right?

Well, I wasn't around for the latter half of this thread, but most of this stuff wouldn't have helped me anyways. We were given most of the necessary formulas. I was looking for stuff like -∆G = non-spontaneous or whatever, but I think i figured it out on my own.

However, after I was finished, I realized that I forgot to square some numbers on one of the plug-n-chug formulas. D: It was multiple choice and as soon as the answer worked out, I just bubbled it in and moved on. Tricky bastards...

>>959680
Congrats on your test.

Moles and titrations like a champ nigga

>>960638
lol
These remind me of this one time when I was taking a quiz over some book in a high school English class, and one of the answers to a question was a character who was a Superintendent of a school, Let's call him bob. Being really into The Simpsons back then, I wrote down the answer as "Super Nintendo Bob" thinking the teacher would just figure it's a spelling error and ignore it. Turns out we were doing peer-grading that day, so when the teacher called out that question, the guy who was grading my paper raised his hand and said what I wrote in front of the whole class. :-\

>>960905
I hate it when people don't get my jokes.

Especially if they say they're Simpsons fans, but they don't really get the quote or witty sayings.

>>960905
Ouch, tough one anon.

You now realize hibridization is wave function orgy

>>961618
>>961619
Quite surprising both of us bumped this 2 hour old thread, what was burried in the back pages
- both at the same time consecutively posting in it.
The odds are astronomical

>>961629
Just came back from work.

I had this page opened when I left for work.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

don't add water to acid. add acid to water. you can break this rule but your flask will get really fucking hot and you might drop it.

>>961651

this is made fucking awesome by the fact the dumbshit pc zealot grading it didn't realize it was a joke and thought the ridiculous indoctrination actually sank through.

>>961732
In his defense, Hammer of Justice is pretty bitchin.

>>961759

these graded papers are fucking incredible i love you guys i love you i love you i love you oh god i love your dick please give it to me


tldr pics are funny in this thread you niggers

bump back to page 1 for hopefully more funny graded papers pics and less fucking religion hurrr durrr troll threads one after a fucking nother

>>961840
Get out of here, kid.

>>961840
Hell here's my dick, as requested.
I posted most of the pics of these school failrars.
Will post moar.
In the middle of studying for a chemistry final. Every 25m I'd take a break and go post a bit on /sci/

>>961875
>>961840
Compiled one to make up for some lost time.

>>961887


thanks man! these pics are awesome seriously

>>961894
Post some anatomy in return

>>961916

one min

>>961916


thanks again

>>961999
Sure thing Anon -

Here is a more legendary one
1/2

>>962034

>>962057
works for me you ducking fuck.

>>961894
Pics of your dick, he means.

>>962148
>See
>>961916
>See
>>961999

>>962038
>>962034


hahaha nice queer analysis

ima post the set

n=m/M
C=n/V
1 mol = 6.02 x 10^23 particles

gogogo

one more

and thats all

>>962446
t..t...thank you

>>962446
i llove these

>>962446
Guys, could you please make sure this survives until tommorow morning?
Im on my Ipod so I cant save it properly, and I feel i need this.
Thanks.

>>962515
Things on /sci/ don't die for days

>>962446
...what the hell was that? It was awesome, whatever it is.

>>962446
who ever made this was a GOD

>>962617
Wha the fuck was that?
Also on a more related note - how do I know the electric charges of elements in the periodic table?

>>962633
Periodic table of ions, look it up.

>>962588
sex = fun + arbitrary constant

>>962633

The A groups go +1, +2, +3, + or - 4, -3, -2, -1 and 0. For the B groups the charge can vary but the group number is always a possible charge.

How do you find the amount of particles in a guacamole? Use avacado's number

>>962808

Also, the charges of polyatomic ions are the sum of the charges of the individual atoms

>>963416

>>963437
6 pages?

More!

>>963611
There's more to this.

>>963651
There'd better be.

Chemistry is for people too stupid to learn Physics and Calculus.

bump

>>963802

Right, because you never use calculus in chemistry.

Lost part 2

>>963802
I find Calculus easier than Physics and Physics easier than Chemistry.

>>963898
You haven't done quantum physics.

H+H -> 2H+(e+)+v
2H+H-> 3He+y
3He+3He-> 4He+1H+1H

>>963887
This is for failures, not winner copypasta.

>>963915
wut

>>963992

Simple fusion

>>962446
>>962438
>>962427
>>962418
>>962408
>>962399
>>962392
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>>962381

very nice thx

>>964084
penis

>>965210
dicks