Hot Lava, Snow, Rain and Fog
Again, we'll have to respectfully disagree with ICP's assessment that any of these things are actually "miracles." Lava is just rock made liquid (or molten) in the super-heated core of the earth. Snow is simply precipitation, caused when water vapor is deposited in the higher reaches of the atmosphere at a temperature of less than zero degrees Centigrade, and then falls to the ground. Rain is just un-frozen snow. Fog is a cloud in contact with the ground, forming when water vapor in the air begins to condense into liquid water. Al Roker understands all of this.

Long-necked Giraffes, Pet Cats and Dogs
We appreciate that Shaggy didn't waste time pondering short-necked giraffes (called Okapis), because f--k those guys. Long-necked giraffes aren't really all that miraculous, though. They've been on earth for about one million years now, and they've got just as many vertebrae in their necks (seven) as any other mammal. Oh, and while it might blow your mind to consider the family cat or dog, they've actually been domesticated since at least 7,500 BC. And you can win their affections with treats, for crying out loud.

The Sun, the Moon and Mars
To quote They Might Be Giants, "The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees." Impressive, but not a miracle. The moon, while large (the biggest in the solar system!) is nothing more than a bunch of space matter formed when a large object impacted into the proto-Earth nearly five billion years ago. And Mars is just a geographically inactive planet. Big deal.

The Milky Way, a F--king Shooting Star
The Milky Way is a barred spiral galaxy, just one of billions in the observable universe. Oh, and the candy bar it inspired is far from miraculous. A shooting star is fairly common astrological occurrence, little more than the visible path of a meteoroid as it enters the atmosphere. It doesn't appear as though a "f---ing" shooting star is any different.

Niagara Falls. The Pyramids
Niagara Falls was formed some 100,000 years ago, when continental glaciers drove through the region and carved out the Great Lakes and the Niagara River. Everything after that was just erosion. The first pyramids were actually created by the Mesopotamians, though they can also be seen in Egypt, Sudan, Greece, China and South America. While certainly a massive undertaking — the famous Giza Pyramids took roughly 20 years and 20-30,000 laborers to create — they're not, you know, actual miracles.

F---king Rainbows
Nothing miraculous here: Merely a meteorological phenomenon that occurs when the sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the earth's atmosphere, creating a spectrum of light. There is no pot of gold at the end of it, either (though that would be pretty miraculous).

The Pelican at Frisco Bay that tried to eat your cell phone (and caused you to run away)
Pelicans are large water birds with distinctive pouches under their beaks. And the fact that it tried to eat your cell phone, Violent J? Not all that miraculous. A pelican at a zoo in Idaho did the same thing last year. We can understand why you tried to run away, though. Pelicans have been known to attack humans, though usually only Australian weathermen.

F---king Magnets
How do they work? Why, with a magnetic field, which is created by the movement of negatively charged electrons. Not to get all "scientist" on you, Shaggy (since those motherf---kers are lying), but that's pretty much it.

A Solar Eclipse
Just an astrological phenomenon that occurs when the moon passes between the sun and the Earth. This can only happen during a new moon, when the sun and moon are in conjunction. At least two solar eclipses occur every year. And just to be thorough: "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" is also not a miracle, but in fact a hotly-anticipated film based on a popular book.

A Caterpillar Turning into a Butterfly
Also known as metamorphosis. When a caterpillar changes into a butterfly, it's the end result of hormones being secreted by the larva inside a cocoon, which cause 'pillar's organs to be disassembled and then remodeled.

Shaggy's little boys looking just like Shaggy, Violent J's little boy resembling his father
Seriously, this is just genetics. Through heredity (the passing of traits to an offspring), organisms acquire characteristics from their parent organisms. This is done through chromosomes and DNA. Though, to be honest, the reason both ICP member's children so closely resemble their fathers could have something to do with the clown makeup, too.

Crows. Ghosts
While it's true that both are scary, neither are actually miracles. There are some 40 different species of crows in the world, occupying all temperate continents (except South America). A group of crows is called a "murder." Counting Crows are just a band. Oh, and ghosts? They might not even be real.

combo breaker nigger, i'm tired of this meme

>>690745
seriously, FUCK. It wasnt even that funny in the first place. Let it die.

Magic up in this bitch!

Juggalobros up in here

the meme was shitty as hell but OPs post was pretty funny.

OP, you make me want to shoot Juggalos.
I do not spend enough of my life on 4chan, or paying any attention to stupid faggots in clown make-up, to have already been aware of this.

>A Million Stars
Proof ICP wasn't trolling. They were trying to be serious. Often when kids use "A Million Stars" they are honestly trying to express vastness... despite the fact that 'A Million Stars' is not vast at all.

PELICAN STOLE HIS PHONE MOTHERFUCKER

>>690828
>Proof ICP wasn't trolling. They were trying to be serious.
>kids
>trying
>despite
>not
>at all.

Shut up!
It is a miracle!

FUCKING RAINBOWS!

>You now realize that if they replaced the word 'magic' with 'science' it would be the most awesome video on youtube.

>>690808
>08 08

>>690874
omg numbers, so amazing.

In their defense, they were using the word "magic" to say that what's around them is magnificent and truly amazing. Not that wizards or elves made everything with dust and wands..
But i agree they are dumb as shit.

>>690862
Halfway through the video I fully expected them to say something like "AND THANKS, SCIENTISTS, FOR HELPING US TO UNDERSTAND ALL THIS".

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-

FUCKING MAGNETS

>>690874
Is a juggalo that thinks >>690808 number is magic.

>>690897
HOW DO THEY WORK!?

>>690884
No, the line about scientist explains that think it is "magic that does not need to be explained" AND they speak badly of the people that try to explain it, even though those people made it possible that they can use a microphone (magnets in it :O) and that there is good equipment at the hospital and that we can even see their ignorant video. THAT is a bad and ungrateful message.

>>690920
>>690838
These represent the two sides.

One is ungrateful theist and the other is a caring scientist attempting to explain for others.

Americans believe in miracles... literally.

Even if I was in 2nd grade i'd think this video was retarded.