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    1.38 MB Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:32 No.689730  
    How to make homemade crystals!

    You'll need about a half a dozen pennies and a straw, put these aside.

    Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda.

    Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Ammonia,
    the brand doesn't matter. Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full, or as tall as
    you want the crystals to grow.

    The last ingredient is laundry bleach, fill the rest of the jar. Be sure not to spill any
    on your clothes.

    Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the
    pennies to get the crystals going. You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about
    30 seconds of blowing.

    The pink and purple some from the production of copper-calciphate using the CO2 in your own
    breath. Blowing until you're dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving the
    crystals more vibrant colors.

    Enjoy your crystals!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:33 No.689735
    Oh man, I can't wait to kill myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:33 No.689737
    Ha ha, actually sounds like a neat idea for my 3 and 6 year olds.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:34 No.689742
    How to die: see above
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:34 No.689744
    spoiler: the joke is that you're mixing bleach and ammonia together, which makes a toxic gas, then breathing it in. Spoiler over.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:35 No.689752
    >>689744
    What's the name of the toxic gas?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:37 No.689757
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    Or, rather than kill yourself with chlorine gas, you could just make some nice edible crystals on a convenient string.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:37 No.689759
    >>689752
    Chlorine...
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:38 No.689763
    >>689759
    I remember hearing hydrazine as a possible outcome.

    Can this reaction go a few ways?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:38 No.689767
    >>689752
    Not that other guy, but I think it's chlorine gas or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:40 No.689778
    >>689730
    >>689730

    thats not funny my brother died that way
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:41 No.689782
    >>689763
    I think. But it doesn't matter, you're fucked either way.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:43 No.689795
    this is the kind of behavior we should BAN
    This guy wants to KILL people
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:49 No.689814
    >>689795

    While OP is obviously just making a joke, it should be noted that his post might be viewed as criminally negligent should somebody do this and die.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:49 No.689819
    >>689752
    >>689759

    It's rudimentary mustard gas

    thread over
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:50 No.689826
    >>689819

    Mustard gas is made with sulphuric acid....
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:54 No.689846
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    >>689826

    Obedient wives are made with it too.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:55 No.689856
    Nitrogen Trichloride (NCl3)

    Chlorine Gas (Cl2)
    Hydrazine (N2H4


    You're going to blow your faggot ass up.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)00:58 No.689869
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    >>689856
    Rocket fuel.

    ... I have work to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/10(Sat)01:03 No.689907
    HUR DUR I CLEVER THIS NOT THOUGHT OF B4

    Even /b/ wouldn't fall for this shit.

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