I tried the pissing thing a few times, also tried to dissect a gecko but ended up just killing it.

Wow the ant battle sounds epic.

After the 6 hour battle they signed a peace treaty and agreed to combine their forces to destroy you.

>>657643
Nah my brother made a flame thrower out of some hairspray(oh the 90's) and a barbecue lighter and just left it there for a few hours burning shit.
In terms of epic it was basically black hawk down but less niggers and more ants.

I loved to drug ant with alcohol and watch them wake up in my ant torture camber.
I did alot of weird shit to ants but only ants.

I would try to take apart anything I could get my hands on, then put it back together. Most things never worked again(radios), or I lost a piece (watches). Sometimes electronic stuff would get circuit bent by accident and I had no idea what was going on. Other times I would take scrap parts and see if I could combine them to make something I already had.

As for 'actual' experiments, I would often combine or take similar parts from things and swap them to see if it worked.

I was more of a mad engineer as a kid than an experimentalist.

I experimented a lot (read: killed) with ants.

Various household cleaning product concoctions which usually killed the ant pretty fast.

A spoonful of slurpee on an ant to put it into sudden freezing, then picking the whole thing up and freezing it in the fridge for a while. Then thaw. Usually the ant comes out of suspended animation ok, though it made them a bit dazed.

Torched ants with magnifying glass on a sunny day while screaming "RUN! It's the ion cannon!"

Throwing ants onto spider webs and watch them die.

Lastly, firecracker right into an ants nest. "RUN! IT'S A BOMB!" The chaos after was amusing.

Oh and I also caught a frog once and taped a firecracker to it. Lit the firecracker and threw it off an apartment. It exploded before it landed, showering the street with frog guts.
I'm probably going to hell.

Anyone ever seen japanese bug fights?
I once had a beetle fight a horn-toad and it won, I was so fucking stoked but then the next day my beetle was killed by ants.
RIP bro-tle

>>657674
I remember i had a little metal bowl i would fill with sand an then leave on the stove burner with the ants inside. When I would turn the fire on they would all freak out and dig super fast under the sand.
Which is kind of strange because you would think that under the sand it would be hotter.

>>657688

We would have had a lot of fun together if we knew each other as kids ):

>>657688
I once did that frog thing but instead of a firecracker me and my friend stole his dads shotgun for a while.
Whenever I play pokemon I can't make a poliwag faint, it kills me inside sometimes.

>>657674
I also liked to waterboard ants. I would see how long they could stay under water and when they would stop struggling id pull them out try to revive them and then do it again.

>>657688
Ant torture here l've killed alot of ants (dish soap and honey is cool because the cant cross it and you can make a circle of death around them) but I could never hurt anything bigger then an ant. Also i was actually fascinated by the ants. I think i did it more to observe there behavior then to be a sadist.

-I tried to synthesize "liquid soap" (read: soap shavings and rubbing alcohol).
-Tried making thermite.
-Stored eggs from easter underground for three months and took them out to see what would happen. The result: a foul-smelling goo that smelled like shit and permanently stained my brother's shirt when I told him to smash one of the eggs with a hammer.
-Burning leaves and starting fires with magnifying glasses.
-Burning myself with magnifying glasses.
-More recently, I started putting food around areas where I found ants to see how long it would take for them to find it.

I also remember doing a lot of investigation with telescopes and microscopes, and for a while getting into stop-motion animation and photography and drawing. I guess I just had a lot of hobbies as a kid.

>>657657
Sounds awesome.

I once sprayed a whole can of insecticide into the entrances of a nest. It was this kind of nest, that only has entrances dug into the ground, not the version that's built out of wood or stuff.

Well, anyhow, after the can was empty I lighted it and fire blew out of every hole.

This was the only time I got rid of an entire ant nation. They never recovered from this blow.

>>657732
OH ALSO putting rubbing alcohol in bottles and spinning them around so it'd vaporize, then lighting a match at the bottle opening and watching the results. Toilet cleaner bombs too.

I made ant battles, I had two types of ants, those leaf cutter ones and fire ants.
I would go to the tree cutter hill and fuck them up for a bit and then capture some in a jar and throw them in the fire ants hill, get like three jar fulls and have 2-3 hours of ant massacre.
One day the tree cutters just stopped giving a fuck and went inside the hole and I was all confused because like 70 ants just went inside and then after half an hour of waiting shit got real and all the fire ants freak the fuck out and ran away.
I assume they killed the queen because they never showed up again, shit was scary yo'.

I left an egg in a jar of water for months turned into a blob of white goo. I didn't even open the jar i just threw it out my window when I got tired of looking at it.

I also put and egg in the microwave
(god what a fucking disaster that was)

>>657756
I remember putting a marshmallow peep in the microwave to impress a girl or something (funny, because I'm gay).

God, the explosion. Just...my *god*.

I discovered that if you pour liquid bubble solution onto anthills it kills the ants inside with an efficacy and speed that traditional ant poisons do not even begin to rival. It fucking suffocates them and you can see the bubbles which are made by the ants attempting to respirate. That's what made me decide not to do that anymore, because I felt like I just choked 10,000 animals to death.

>>657688
>Torched ants with magnifying glass on a sunny day while screaming "RUN! It's the ion cannon!"

Haha, oh wow.

>>657767
That's nothing like having the door blow off the microwave and spraying 75% of the kitchen in molten hot egg. My mom fucking flipped

The smell was unbelievable

>>657795
My brother tried to make a root beer float once by leaving a can of root beer in the freezer until it was completely frozen, then stabbing it with a knife.

There was sticky crap on every surface of the kitchen for weeks. WEEKS.

I just flooded ant colonies with the hose. They always survived.

I once saw a giant wasp that had obviously been glued to the back of another unidentifiable bug the other bug was dead but the wasp was still flying around like WTF?
All i could think was what sick fuck would go through the trouble of gluing insects together.
Now i know.

I once dropped a beehive into an ant colony.
bumblebros always won.

>>657865
That makes no sense.

>>657898
I want to know how he got the hive without being hurt.

>>657898
The ants were really close to a tree with the bees in it, I just knocked them down and hit it closer with a hockey stick.

>>657937
>I just knocked them down and hit it closer with a hockey stick.

I suddenly visualized a scientist with a lab coat doing this.

>>657949
>I suddenly visualized a scientist with a lab coat doing this.
SCIENCE!

I once ate my sperm to see if I would become pregnant.

I was more of an engineer as a kid...

>>658176
Now there's a plot----I'm my own father.

OPs trying so fucking hard to get /sci/duck into the /sci/ vernacular when

1) no one gives a fuck about it
2) just no
3) gb2/v/ faget

I built a homemade electrolysis machine using some batteries and a pencil. Used it to make some hydrogen, clorine and sodium hydroxide. Exploded some stuff. Gassed some things.

>the nest I took them from somehow discovered where they were and attacked.

Somehow?

You've since learned how, yes?

Fuck yeah sciduck

>>658193

What the fuck are you talking about /sci/duck is amazing.

>>658208
I assume that chemical thing they release.
>>658193
/sci/duck is awesome, only faggots go to /v/.

>>658258
>>658222
>>657606

SAMEFAG

>>658278
just
>>657606
and
>>658258

I'm sorry, but who like's /sci/duck? I thought the concensus was for /sci/entist.

I always wanted to be an alchemist.

I'd mix all sorts of random chemicals and stupid stuff like cologne into bottles and hope something cool would happen.

It never did. And looking back, I'm kind of suprised I didn't combine something stupid and kill myself.

>>658355
/sci/borgs is my favorite.

Psyduck isint even a scientist hes a crazy conspiracy nut.

>>658412

>>658389
I remember way back when /sci/ was young, and we had a "What should people on /sci/ be called thread?" The main contenders were /sci/lons, di/sci/ples, /sci/entists, and eventually /sci/ducks started turning up. The /sci/duck crowds main argument was that /b/ was going to make fun of us anyway, so we might as well make fun of ourselves. I much prefered di/sci/ples.

>>>/v/

have fun kids, this the board to discuss your faget pokemons

>>658360
>If the Defending Pokemon is smaller than a bowling ball, ignore all effects from it's attacks.

ahaha, FUCK YOU VOLTORB

/sci/borgs. Females can use /sci/nderella if they insist on having a different nomenclature.

>>658476
>/sci/nderella
How bout no faggot

>>658441
As the guy made that thread, /sci/duck was just a good idea, the rest were meh.
People actually talk about games in /v/?

>>658441
That thread's in the archives I think. I wasn't on /sci/ when the thread was up but I've always liked /sci/duck. The main other contender was /sci/entist. Goddamn it's boring. Then there's /sci/borg which is a bit /x/. /sci/duck is ironic, as psyduck is always bumbling around, unreliable, and relies on psychic powers; but at times he can work wonders.

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you're on the wrong board.

head on over to /v/ to talk about your faget pokemons.

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you're on the wrong board.
­
head on over to /v/ to talk about your fa­get poke­mons.

>>658507

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you're on the wrong board.
­
head on over to /v/ to talk about your fa­get poke­­­­mons.

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you're on the wrong board.­­­
­
head on over to /v/ to talk about your fa­get poke­­­­mons.

>>658509
>>658503
What? We're not talking about pokemon, we're discussing /sci/ nomeculture. Nothing to do with pokemon.

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you­'re on the wrong board.
­
head on over to /v/ to talk about your fa­get poke­­­­mons.

>>658498
>>658492
But /sci/borgs are cold, unemotional and methodical in their methods. The perfect scientist.

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you­'re on the wrong board.
­
head on over to /v/ to talk about your fa­­get poke­­­­mons.

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you­'re on the wrong board.
­
head on over to /v/ to talk a­bout your fa­­get poke­­­­mons.

>>658547
Sure, but there isn't any character to go along with that name. I prefer sciduck as there's actually something there that can be used as a meme which we can get behind. Sciborg has only been used as a name.

Well. Looks like we're being spammed by a retard who can't even be bothered to look at the thread for 2 seconds.

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you­'re on the wrong board.
­
head on over to /v/ to talk a­­bout your fa­­get poke­­­­mons.

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you­'re on the wrong board.
­
head on ­over to /v/ to talk a­­bout your fa­­get poke­­­­mons.

it's not a meme if you make it your fuken self. you cant give yourself a nick name. you muther fuckers are straight up retarded.

>>>/v/

sorry kids, you­'re on the wrong board.
­
h­ead on ­over to /v/ to talk a­­bout your fa­­get poke­­­­mons.

>>658624
aww u mad?

I have no preference. But if I have to choose, I would choose /sci/duck.

Other initial play words for the imageboard are fine by me.

>>658670
y u mad spammer?

I tried to cook hamburgers with my penis when I had a fever once.
Didn't work.

>>658441
I've seen fa/sci/sts, but that's the only one I can think of atm that you omitted.

Tried to make a helicopter out of a child's pedal car and pieces of wood used to hold up the washing line in my garden. Then asked my dad for a 'spare' motorbike engine.