Why isn't there a sticky for the LHC experiment about to happen?Is there no mod on or are the mods just incredibly bad at their jobs.
delete this thread, there are like 9001 others already on about it.
>>614921But none of them are calling for a sticky.
Shitposting in a sticky!
Posting in a sticky
holy freaking crap last sticky i will post in before i die!
Excellent, a sticky.
Stickied
didn't it blow up or something?
Why stream isn't working.. ..or is it just me?
MODS THERE IS A BETTER THREAD TO STICKY>>614050>>614050>>614050>>614050
2.63 TeV....in a sticky...
My name is Nonami Takizawa, I am from Japan, and I love high energy particle physics!
WTF?>>615026This is superior
> 2.5TeV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>"Do we have to fear black holes">"HERP DERP OBVIOUS ANSWER IS NO IS OBVIOUS. I AM CATEGORICAL HERP"
Oh we are sticky in here, I will continue my discussions in this thread now.
representing /sp/ in a sticky!
>>615021Wait what?says 2.54 here.
>>615037I lol'd very loudly when he said it
blackholes?no?apparently you are lying to us for the sake of SCIENCE!
I am was to high to understand this guy.
Handing over the control of the most expensive and delicate machine ever conceived to a bunch of nignogs who can't even get a webcast to run smoothly.
finally it will be made even more unlikely that dark matter exists. theoretical physicists are getting fucking nuts. YOUR MATHS DOESNT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE REAL WORLD ARSEHOLE.saging a sticky
>>615046>I am was to high to understand Sure it is
ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ
TeslaBowie reporting in./mu/ and /sci/, together for all eternity
posting in sticky :D
>>615055oh wow :D
>>615056 Q U A R K
Say your prayers. Would be a waste to do them later when God is disproved. :3
>>615059 dump $ strings 4chanbackround.jpg | grep PhotoshopPhotoshop 3.0Adobe Photoshop CS4 Windows
Give me a quick rundown of supersymmetry?
she says 'squark' but not 'selectron'? Why 's-electron'? Why can't 's-electron' be one cool world?
>>615059Oh jesus no
where is brian cox in all of this?!
>>615059lold!
>>615037Wow, I didn't get that part 'til now. Procast.
>>615075yes, photoshop can be used to draw red circles. very observant.
>>615059>>615059>>615059Fake. You can see the polygon tool. Back on topic.
ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．ＺＥＲＯ ＨＯＵＲ．
>>615059shoopdawoop
>>615076>>615076>>615076>>615076>>615076>>615076
Sticky!!!!! Also, what if our Big Bang was created by another advanced civilisation attempting the same experiment long ago. If our world is destroyed in a Big Bang type explosion, at least we'll have created another world in a couple billion years.
I kind of hope something goes horribly wrong and we're all swallowed up by a black hole.What an excellent way to die.ADVENTURE!
Posting from Cern atm guysI've done my job and waiting for the green from beta team
So, when is this shit gonna happen?I just woke up, so wtf
>>615100
>>615075He used photoshop to highlight the window with the red circle and the arrow, not to shoop in 4chan
http://lhc-webcast.web.cern.ch/lhc-webcast/index.html2.95 TeV (whatever de fuck that means)
Just nobody divide by 0 and we'll be cool.
>>615099WHAT IF I PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU TURN INTO A DOOR?
I can barely understand these people.It's english, sure, but it's all blah blah blah where's my teacup chimneysweep chip chip cheerio.Seriously though, they keep slurring their speech, goddamn.
>>615114> 2.95 TeV (whatever de fuck that means)You best be trolling nigger. When we reach 7 TeV we collide.
>>615112mspaint.exe
>>615121http://www.vocaroo.comI'd like to hear your French.
3.1 TeV
>>615102Tell me more, I've got the lube and tissues ready.
3.10 TeV
over 3 TeV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! drinkin muh beer
sup guize,representing /b/ in a sticky
Anyone got a link?
>>615144
http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/
>>615144http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/
Is the stream shit for everyone?
We're all going to die.
3.20 TeV omg
>>615143>/b/
>>615155That works for you fine? I got stopped video but hear audio..
>>615143same here, /b/rother.
>>615020>implying a thread saying "FUCK FUCK FUCK!" would get stickied in a worksafe board
ANYONE witha good stream restream it to tinychat! DO IT
I CAN ONLY HEAR THE SOUND BUT THE SCREEN IS FROZEN WAT DO
>>615131I don't speak french. I speak american because I am an american.America.
>>615156Yes. Audio's choppy as all hell, and the video barely works at all.
http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1for those who have troubles with the flash site
>>615176>>615176>>615176>>615176>>615176please>>615176>>615176>>615176>>615176
stick post is stick
>>615182That means that there's interference...OH GOD
3400GeV
Long night
http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/ is what I've been using. Haven't had any problems.
How much longer do I have to stay awake..
when is it going to go boom
/v/ here.preparing for half life scenario
>>615198We're halfway to 7 TeV so about 30mins
/b/ reporting in
3.47TeV
3.3TeV :DI live near the LHC btw.
7 TeV GET!!!!!
all ze shit!
I like this old guy with the white hair. He seems nice.
3.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
If we all die, I really hope that /b/ goes first.You fuckers are retarded.
Haha that guy said "shit"3.5 GeV
>>615207Wrong two streams run opposite directions 3.50TeV is the target.
All the shit. wat.
INB4 STABLE BEAMS
>>615216my condolences.
Cross the streams!!!!
>>615207There are 2 beams, each of them 3.5 TeV. So 3.5 TeV x 2 = 7 TeV
Both beams just hit 3.5 TeV... collisions eminent!
lulzLike they're gonna replicate da big bang when they can't even put up a proper live feed! lol geezI bet these old geezers have never even heard of the internet before.
ZA FIRS THIN WE DO IZ MEAZA DA PROTONZ AND ZE TOTAL CROZ ZECTION AND VIL RIZE AND WE WANT TO ZEE HOW ZE TZO PROTONZ GIVEZ MORE LEZZ BUT LOZEZ A BIZ OF ENERZY
OH SHIT GUYS HERE WE GO
BRACE FOR IMPACT!
I'm getting ready for the 'fuck, wait a second, I have to fix something' watched by the most people simultaneously in history.
<<<<Collisions worth examining.
theoretically if a black hole eats up the earth how long until the worl is gone?will i have time to laugh at the ones who are closer to thing than me?
cascade resonance inminent
>>615241it can take really long before ANY collisions start...
Just refresh the page you dumb bastards. If the stream is broken, it's on your end.
Let's get this party started.
OH SHIT WE'RE ALL DEAD FUCKING HELL THERE ARE PORTALS AND SHIT POPPING UP EVERYWHERE, FUCK
>>615251>>615251>>615251>>615251>>615251>>615251
>>615251jesus christ, those fucking fake ass tits
SCIENCESCIENCESCIENCESCIENCESCIENCESCIENCESCIENCESCIENCESCIENCE
so is there actually anything to worry about /sci/ in terms of destroying the world or whatever?
Let's see what we can.
How do I cascade the feeds so I can watch all 4 feeds at once?
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
OK...I'm ready.
>>615251moar like this
ARE WE DEAD YET?ARE WE DEAD YET?ARE WE DEAD YET?ARE WE DEAD YET?ARE WE DEAD YET?ARE WE DEAD YET?ARE WE DEAD YET?ARE WE DEAD YET?
>>615269no
Nonami Takizawa here. I'm really excited about this experiment! Go CERN!! =D
Is it in yet?
Is the feed fucking lagging for anyone else?
>>615269No but it's fun to joke about.
>>615269The risk is somewhere around the chance of your car leaking through your garage-door overnight through quantum tunneling, i.e. something along the lines of one in 7000 universe lifetimes.
THERE IS A HUSHHHHHHHHHH
Holy shit there's so much laughing~!
They're starting to lose their minds
>>615291fuck so thats how it happened
>>615289yes
IT IS COMING, THEN END OF THE OLD NEW TO THE NEW KNOWLEGED BEGIN ON OLD!
>>615261Which screen is this?
CERN 3,5 TeV at the #LHC... Adjusting the beams now.
Experiment Status: PHYSICS!
Stable beams: False / False
Someone please restream it on Tinychat or livestream, etc.
>FROM JAPAN AGAIN
Hey guys, if we all die now, we will all die while lurking 4chan instead of dying while having sex with our loved ones.
>>615305http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1
From Japan? すごいね
FEEEEEEEEDBAAAAAAAAAAACKK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Wo8LCDUKICurrently listening to Ghost Love Score by Nightwish as I wait. Brace for impact, grab your crowbars.
the echo.. OH GOD THE ECHO..IT'S BEGINNING.............
Whats happening there, I got cut from stream and Vistar :(
>>615317Thank you.
how the fuck did we get back in japan
>>615316You go have sex with your parents. I'll drink beer with 4chan
Someone please restream it on Tinychat or livestream, etc.Someone please restream it on Tinychat or livestream, etc.Someone please restream it on Tinychat or livestream, etc.Someone please restream it on Tinychat or livestream, etc.Someone please restream it on Tinychat or livestream, etc.
>>615316>HERPADERPA SEX IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN MY MEANINGLESS LIFE
POSTING IN THE LAST STICKY BEFORE THE RIFTMY NAME WILL BE IMMORTALIZEDI AM RHYS MUIRHEAR ME, FUTURE DIMENSIONS!
I can't wait for gates to open up in Brazil and Japan so I can become a contractor
GET ON WITH IT YOU WANKERS
>>615312I've saying this forever!
>>615322My theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz9YwhQ5Z3s
Guys, guys. I just thought of something. This could be the start of our Mass Effect! Just think! We could find a new way to travel the stars and...
How much longer?
inb4 failure due to act of god
FLAT TOP
what does it mean "for humanity in general"?
>>615341I am totally going to mind-meld-fuck with an asari
SOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHAT
This will teach us how the early universe was formed? I thought that was what the bible was for? derrrr
SOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHATSOMEONEPLEASESTREAM IT ON TINYCHAT
>>615314Shit I agreed and lol'd
>>615345a failure due to course correction would be more likely
If you want to be the ultimate bro, restream this.
FIRE DA LASER!
>>615341Tali will never exist.
http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1I wish I was able to understand any of the shit on this fucking page.I think it's cool that they have this kind of detailed info accessible to anybody with internet.
>>615281hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com
Why do they keep laughing!?
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
what they waiting for?
Let's to this time wrap thing again, then...
"What if it doesn't work?""NEXT QUESTION."
the stream is crap... why is no news station covering this shit omfg
Operators are stabilizing the beams... yes, we'll attempt to collide them soon!NOW RESTREAM ! :C
>>615364I see you're not human.Humans laugh when they are happy or excited, as these people certainly are.
>>615363><!-- if the lhc actually destroys the earth & this page isn't yet updatedplease email mike@frantic.org to receive a full refund -->
touching /b/ase with y'all /sci/fags, 'sup?
>>615368More power I guess
I can hear forever.
>>615364they are in europe- weed is legal there
GET OFF THE MIC KUMAR
http://www.livestation.com/channels/28-cern_large_hadron_collider_webcasts_englishA good stream.
>>615368WARP FIELD STABILIZING
fuckin indian echo
Shut the fuck up, Hindu.
brian cox is a cunt, i hate him, his voice, his shitty attitude and his shitty style
'Scientifically the only risk is that we find something'Wut.
i lol'd
>>615399ADUN TURIDAS!
OH GOD OH GODDID DR BREEN THERE JUST SAID "UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES"?OH GOD
>>615398ty
>>615406LIKE WARP BEASTS!
>>615387We really don't give a fuck about your newfag invasion, stop announcing yourselves. We all know you're highschoolers in biology who think they'll sound smart if they say "I was up watching the LHC!" tomorrow.
http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/
This remember me of Half Life 2.Will our world be invaded by alien creatures? Where is GMAN??
>>615415FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
posting in a funny sticky
They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamber....
>>615420we know, it laggs
>Insult mods.>Get stickied.>Sage in a sticky.
They're waiting for you Gordon......in the test chamber.
ZE AMBIANCE
the ambience is certainly getting hotter and hotter
did you guys see this?http://lhc-webcast.web.cern.ch/lhc-webcast/cerninfos.swf
Come to us oh heavenly Father!!
*stays tuned*
>>615419College student here, Physics major. I know I personally wont stop blabbering about this all day.
"collisions are expected very very soon"FINALLY!
holy shit look at the vistar thing, we have a CP violation
How long till it happens?
>>615440>CP violation
>>615443"very soon"
ITS STARTING FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>615443a couple seconds/minutes.
>>615398>>615398>>615398>>615398>>615398THANK YOU!
something started
>I do not think there is any risk to the LHC, but we must always prepare for unforseen consequences, of course.>prepare for unforseen consequences
holy shit the CERN control room is flooded with peopleHold me, /sci/ :O
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh started
>seperation bumps
I SWEAR IF THIS SHIT MAKES MY INTERNET LAG FOR EVEN A MILLISECOND I AM GOING TO SPIT ON THE FIRST PERSON I SEE!
Final sequence for collapsing is starting!
Fuck it's crowded in here. People keep bumping into me.
So, what are the results expected to show?
HOW EXCITING
Kiss your ass goodbye!
>>615467you have to do it
>>615440>CP violationhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w
OOOOH FUCK!!
Woo!
ITS STARTING!!!!
COLLISION INMINENT
OH GOD WE ARE DYING !!! SHIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtMLHCb sees where the antimatter’s goneALICE looks at collisions of lead ionsCMS and ATLAS are two of a kindThey’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.The LHC accelerates the protons and the leadAnd the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.
0 0 0 0 GET
It's on motherfuckers!
OH SNAP
OH GODITS CLOSER AND CLOSER!!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!!!!(at least I get eaten first)
Counters soon on 0!!!
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
>>615406i was like wtf when he said that
so long world
FUCK!!!
I don't really follow science that closelyBut can someone explain the significance of what they're doing today?I thought they turned the LHC on months ago.
Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!Collapsed!!
Good luck, everyone! See you on the flip side :D
lol bitch got told
inb4 world 404
COLLIDER? I HARDLY KNEW HER!HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERY ONE
they are going mad
MEGHAN BRANEY I LOVE YOU. FUCKING WAKE UP SO I CAN CALL YOU WHEN I AM DYING.
Prepare for unforeseen consequences!
GOTTA FINISH THIS SUBWAYCOULD BE MY LAST MEAL
Excitation!
>>615500>>615500>>615500>>615500
CERN about to get told by Godnothing will happenyawn a huge waste of resources
why are they all using windows?
Am I going to die?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Swissfag here. Goodbye.
So what should I expect to see besides a bunch of nerds applauding?
hollie I love you darling
>>615516lrn2science, asshole
LHC IN COLLISION MODESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I FOUND GMAN :D
APPLAUDE!!!!!!!!!!
machine in collision mode
And the results of the experiment are...negative.Yay science!
GAME OVER, NICE KNOWING YOU ALL
WAT
ANY TIME!
so apperently they just did a test shot... i can't say for sure... i just have sound and everyone screams like hellthe stream lags as well... apperently they created a black hole...LOL TIME DISTORTION!
they are aligned, but when will they collide!!
PARTICLES GONNA BE HIGH FIVING IN NO TIMEI'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN HEAVEN. I'LL BE THE ONE WITH THE NECKBEARD AND GLASSES
that was it?
Did they divide by zero?
That bitch needs to shut up and stop interrupting the guy who actually knows something.
FKN EXCITED :D
I cried, one step closer too god
>>615535
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS A LINE ON A GRAPH JUST WENT UP HOLKY MOTHER OF FUCK
They use Macs and Wintels and ... sigh CISCOall bullshit...
Experiment have seen collisions!!!!!!!!!!!http://twitter.com/CERN
>>615552same
A Demon talked
does the fucking stream work properly for you?
ProfBrianCox Yes ! Collisions at 7 TeV ! from twitter
http://lhc-webcast.web.cern.ch/lhc-webcast/index.htmlDOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THE NUMBERS IN THIS DIAGRAM MEAN?
>>615556What am I looking at?
OH WAIT THE SHIT HASN'T HIT THE FAN YET!QUICK THERE IS STILL TIME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Respawn in 5....4....3..
>>615560Go back to /g/ with your /g/entoo shit
>>615523God.
CODE REDI REPEAT CODE RED
>>615546
>>615328>>615332u mad!I'd rather make love then lurk 4chan on my moment of death you fucking idiots
>>615556
Dr. Gordon Freeman to the test chamber
this announcer bitch is intent on jumping the gun and being really excited...
applause on the control room floor, 4chan guy got a get on /b/
CERN Experiment have seen collisions!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL when the auto-voice started my internet died and didn't load the stream anymore. Got scared for a moment.
My God. It's full of stars...http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=my+god+it%27s+full+of+stars&gbv=2&aq=0&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=my+god+it&gs_rfai=
>>615579i lol'd
WE HAVE COLLISIONS!!! FUCK! RUNNN!!!!
1: First time in the history!!!!!!!!!!!! World record!!!!!!!!2: Nature does it all the time with cosmic rays (and with higher energy) but this is the first time this is done in Laboratory!!lol
My internet crashed just after they announced the mode.I had to glance around to make sure reality wasn't collapsing.
>>615584Next voice >you have witnessed too much.FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU----
>>615577>thenSuspicion confirmed.
CMS is showing not ready status WTF?!
LOL LETS TALK OVER EACH OTHER WHILE HE SPEAKS SOME FRENCH OLO
THE RESONANCE CASCADE IS IN EFFECThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zgaq7h-eVY#t=5m05s
SAVE US JOHN TITOR! SAVE US
MOVE GORDONGET AWAY FROM THE BEAM
Whoever is operating their twitter account needs to lay off the fucking exclamation points.
OH GOD IT HIT IN ATLAS!!!MEGHAN I FUCKING LOVE YOU BABE
DEFCON 1
those command rooms are beautiful
>first time delighted
>>615500>>615500>>615500>>615500>>615500>>615500>>615500>>615500>>615500
FIRST COLLISION BEAUTIFUL PERFECT COLLISSION
so, they have 2 beams, collisions and what does this achieve? where is the damm boson? black hole? universes?
>>615615first time at such a high voltage
FUCK NO EVERYONE IN NEW ZEALAND JUST TURNED INTO ZOMBIES.. OH SHI-
Wow, this is the fast growing thread in /sci/ history.Grats /sci/
They still haven't observed the boson? Fail.
THIS IS BEGINNING OF THE END
Typical eurofags, when data comes up on the screen they choose to show someone talking instead, same with the Huygens probe touchdown
>>615617What's so beautiful about it? What does it even look like?
BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA
.................physics.......
I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS BUT I DON'T WANT TO MISS IT
>>615618The boson is a lie.
Is it weird that i cry?
the happiest these guys will ever be
http://www.theonion.com/video/nasa-scientists-plan-to-approach-girl-by-2018,14400/
>>615620Citizen. I am your leader, John Key. There is nothing to worry about. Please return to your homes.
Just imagine all the new fuckwin technology we are gonna get after a few years of studying this shit.Provided we don't go extinct in the process.
Where can I watch this?
I wonder what they're recordings found :x
so is it alright if i go to bed now>
THIS IS JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIESYEAH WE DID IT GUYS YEEEAHHHHHH... OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT AHHHHHH-
DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE THE FUCKING INDIAN NARRATOR?!?!!
SCREAMS OF TERROR
what the shit are they screaming for
>>615622I think they need full power.I read they're not doing it at full power right now..
>>615636LOL
anyone else kind of disappointed it didn't cause a black hole?
SWEET! That was awesome! I'm gonna go to bed now.
Everything went better than expected.
It's over now.WE ARE GOD
Physics major specializing in particle physics here, this day is wonderful
IS THAT FAGGOT SHOWING OFF HIS MAC?
NERDSSSS!!!
look at all the wine bottles behind him on the wall.
I think we all just got trolled by the LHC
>>615647She's not Indian...
>>615651They need 3.5 TeV more (7 TeV).
>>615624CMS feed was displaying data, your own fault for watching the PR cunt waxing extactic.
>>615640>Just imagine all the new fuckwin technology we are gonna get after a few years of studying this shit.this wont do shit. its just proving or disproving theories. no practical application.>Provided we don't go extinct in the process.its not dangerous at all. no black holes etc.
[a/ here waiting for our second impact
nothing happened
100 EVENTS PER SECOND?HOW ARE WE STILL ALIVE?
WE REALLY... ARE STARTING...........PHYSICS
>>6156702 beams x 3.5 TeV
fucking mac fags
WE GOD NOW
I want to see what the fuck is on that guy's laptop. Blow it up. What the hell is that.
This lag is killing me srsly
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering ka-
>>615647No. Stop being a petty bitch.
MOAR STICKYPOST
>>615684Where's the sni
gg cernnow do some cool shit
yeah fuck this im going to bed
>>615683lol I have a still of the dude with his mac.
Is anything else exciting going to happen or can I go to bed now?
>>615653who says it didn't
fffuuu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_ColliderWHO THE FUCK DID THIS?
DICKS EVERYWHER-----
hai guise what is this angry floating black ball that just appeared out of nowhere in my room? :S
Ok, bedtime. See ya /sci/borgs
>>615694A vampire. It's the middle of the day.
well if you hadn't noticed yet you're dead your brain just hasn't caught up yet
I am viewing their update page but I can't make sense of it what's going on presently? Can someone break it down?
>>615632no i'm crying too
>>615632I welled up with happiness also.I am just excited about what could be discovered from this. What if ... religion is proven wrong? What then? I am shaking with excitement.
For everyone that doesnt know what theyre looking at, its going to takes quite a long time before all the data is properly assessed. Don't expect to hear of any new discoveries within the day
>>615705Ball lightning. It's ok, try giving it cookies. I hear they eat them up.
>LOL GL WITH ANTIMATTER.
That reporter's happy voice makes me hard.Makes me want to rape a bitch.
What's going on? I don't know much about physics or math :(
I reeeaally wish some guy would run in a front of a camera screaming that it all went wrong and that we're about to die.
>>615708Not in Australia it isnt?
HUEG SUCCESS!!
>>615716You are a fucking idiot. Science has nothing to do with religion and cannot prove nor disprove it
The black hole is small and growing as we speak.
>>615703what was it?
THIS WAS A TRIUMPH
>>615723Then WTF are you doing here?GTFO
FUCK I MISSED ITFUCK
The LHC resumed operations in February 2010, but it will operate at 3.5 TeV per beam, only half of the design collision energy. In 2012 it will be shut down for the repairs necessary to bring it to its full design energy, and then it will start up again in 2013NOT EVEN FULL POWER, NOTHING WAS PROVED
now me and my friend are gonna create the Large Hard-on Collider
Get these /a/ and /b/ faggots out of here, this is a /sci/ moment
THE PINKY ON MY LEFT HAND FEELS A LITTLE NUMB.IS THIS NORMAL? SHOULD I BLAME THE LHC?
God damn I can't get the control screens to work.
>>6156782 beams colliding, each at 3.5 Tev. They need 2 beams colliding, each at 7 Tev.
http://lhc-live.com/lulz.
>>615743For all Mankind.
>>615716unfortunately, "god did it" can never be proven wrong
>>615723As far as I know, there were a bunch of mad scientists who were trying to destroy the world but failed.
>>615743but anime and science have always gotten along!
>>615751No, if you don't comprehend/appreciate physics/math, gtfo
native speaker!
>>615753until we create the universe
Beams are still running at 3.5 TeV. Why are the faggots casually chatting and not fucking paying attention to the apparatus?
Shit was so cash but I'm little disappointed NOBODY DIED?
this glasses guy with a blue shirt is sort of cute
>>615716Religion won't go away.
"Today, is the end .."OH FUCK HE SAID IT
what would happen if you would walk into the LHC while its in operation?
>>615741Proves the thing actually works.
>>615770radiation would fry you like an egg.
I cant stand this woman ugh
So why dont we have something like this in the us?
>>615770The extremely high energy magnets would kill you
Stupid bitch doesn't know anything and is talking over the people who do
SEE JAPAN MAN IS HERE FUCKER
>>615767It will be totally gone in about three generations.
>>615767If Evolution didn't kill religion, it can live through anything.
>>615770one does not simply walk into LHC
So, roughly what are the chances they find something really interesting here? Or will we have to wait for the higher energy collisions for that?
So how much TeV is intended for 'full power'?
EXTREME MACHINE
Does anyone have a fully working stream?
>>615776the US hates science, it's the tool of atheists and the gays.>>615775fuck you, her sexy french accent is awesome.
>>615763mind = blown
Are reporters in Europe usually this pro science? In the US everybody would be like "Why are you playing God?! Don't kill us all!"
>>615770You turn into Dr. Manhattan.
>>615776We do you dumbfuck. We have a few. LHC is just the most powerful
>>615750huhu
>>615760NO U. STFU, this is for everyone.
COMBINE PROTONS DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE LIVECHATTING
IS DAT SUM IPHONE
>>6157897 TeV per beam, 14 TeV total.
somebody at that presser needs to silence their faggot-ass iphone
>>615500It takes a lot of time to adjust it.
lol dudes iphone rang>oh are we live?>yes we are live>hangs up
THAT ACCENT HOLY FUCK ITS AMAZING
AM I LIVE YET?
FUCKING AWESOME SCIENCE ACCENT MANfucking Ludvig Von Drake in this shit
strong german accentapocalypse now
JAMES!!!!!!
lol, they sound like sports announcers
>>615794Yes, because we are open to other ideas.
is that a german i hear
>>615811more like am i dead yet
>>615786The first images are coming back, physics we've never seen before, I'd say a lot.
That reporter is mai waifu now.
LHC=Proof of european supremacy
I can't wait until they fire this at full power
>>615794only fox...
We just set a world record for the highest-energy man-made particle collisions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>615743>>615743hey stfu, I'm a /b/fag, graphic designer and SWISS. I enjoy this moment, I'm in love with science.stfu.
LLLAAAAAAGGG
SeriouslyI think Im fucking done with this board. You guys are fucking idiots.OMG ITS GOING TO DISPROVE RELIGION. OMG WHATS GOING ON HERE. OMG HAVE THEY FOUND IT YET? WHY DOESNT THE US HAVE ONE OF THESE??You guys have really proven yourselves to not know shit about anything.
OH GOD THEY ARE LEAVING THE BEAMS WITHOUT OPERATION!
The LHC is a waste of time and resources. It is basically a fancy wankatron for physicists...to achieve anything significant they'd roughly 10(8) TeV which is currently impossible7TeV is laughable
>>615831>implying it was only europeans
STABLE BEAMS
>>615846>SWISSi don't believe you. proof or get out.
>>615852Boo hoo. The other boards have joined the party for a while. Calm the fuck down.
>>615776well uhm it's the USA?
if they did this 2 days later, they could have pulled off the most amazing april fools joke in the history of humanity
>>615852this tard doesn't realize almost every board is in here atm
>>615743also /b/tards are interested in hard on collisionz
>>615852This is only because /sci/ is currently crawling with curious /a/ /b/ and /r9k/ tards who don't understand shit but want to know what the big deal is.
>>615846A person who admits himself as a /b/fag is a fucking retard or 15yo, choose one.
>>615852u mad?
>more beautiful babies!
WE HAVE STABLE BEAMS
>>615810I want to stick my dick in that accent
Stable beams: true / true:D
nobody in the control room touching the beamslolwut
CERN RAP IN THIS THREADhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM*beatboxing*TWENTY SEVENKILOMETERSOF TUNNEL UNDERGROUNDDESIGNED IN MIND TO SEND PROTONS AROUND
This is so exciting I feel like I'm going to hyperventilate!
>>615852>50 hay guise im from /notsci/>derpaherpa sci iz flu of idoits i leevTo echo our visitors: And nothing of value was lost.
>>615776Because Switzerland=neutral
Awesome
>>615831There are a whole bunch of american scientists in CERN, along with people from almost all european countries. Europe was just the best place to build it.
beautiful beautiful events lol
WHAT HAPPENS IF WE CROSS THE STREAMS?
Hey, guise, what's this button do?Hey!Hey!What happens when I touch these beams things here?...Guise?
hullo, where are the Chaos gods?
This is an international effort. All the smartest people in the world gathering together on the French-Swiss border so they get the credit. But really it's a bunch of dotheads, eurotrash, slants and even americunts. A very diverse community of cooperative poindexters
>>615559Her name is Choi Soo-young.
>>615860>>615860mh. how can I proove it ?
>>615898SCIENCE HAPPENS
So, will this success mean we can control the creation of matter, and I'll be able to order a living, breathing Asuka Izumi over the internet?Or at least get better graphics, more weapons and bigger maps for MW3?
ANIMATION IN THE CONTROL ROOMS SEEthis is [a/ related now
>>615895>Europe was just the best place to build it.in case it blew up instead of worked, right?
there is going to be alot of drunken geek sex tonight
Holy shit, a sticky in /sci/. M-M-Maybe we do have mods??
I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN
>>615908> I don't understand what's going on, so I'll make some jokes about it to take away from the importance of the situation.
every time the stream lags I freak out a littlealso the video doesn't seem to update :(
It's... .beautiful.....
All this proved was that it worked, they need it at full power, 2012-13, to prove anything. All the elitist faggots in here are hyping this up more than needed.
what is this live feed showing? i know its the collision at 7TeV....but exactly is it showing?
>expected ~1 event per second>events at 100+hzFUCK YEAH SCIENCE
COLLISIONS AT 7 TeV!!!!!!!!
Where can i find a stream that shows the actual particles colliding? i've nevar seen a particle before, none the less an exploding one
>>615920>implying anything important happened.
>>615905take a picture of something swissnightmare mode: not swiss cheese
Obviously I'm not too /s/cientific, but I am curious. What does all of this mean for us? I haven't taken anything more than run of the mill, beginner's physics.
>>615932>>615932Its one interesting event per second,
If/when we all die, I just want you to know I love this girl.
MOBILE DEVICES ALLOWED IN IS TRUE! YEAH!
THOSE LITTLE COLOURED LINES ARE SO BEAUTIFULso beautiful
>>615908not impossible if it leads to some new radical understanding of universal laws which will probably immediately be evaluated on what commercial applications there would be
>>615946She's ugly.
FUCK YEAH MAC-GUY IS BACK ON-SCREEN
>>615941Data is being collected that when analyzed we will learn more about this thinghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson
fuck guysmy furnace just kicked on and I almost shat my pants.is there another stream mirror that doesn't fucking freeze?
>>615946Pig disgusting.
>>615940Minarets
You are now aware that the only thing that has been stopping time travel has been this moment. Visitors from the future could not traverse time before this point in history. Now we will begin to see time travellers and time travel technology. Truly an exciting time
nothing to see here move along... just physicists cyclejerking in a... circular tunnel...
Alice aint happy
>>615946Failed attempt to shoop out her uglyness
>>615946flatchested slut with too much makeup and a myspace angle. You've got some low standards, kid.
>Started leaving the beams alone at 13:16http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1
not sure why you guys are having so much trouble with the streami'm watching http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/ from california with no problems
>>615121its not chip chipits pip pipLrn2 superior.
The LHC is no Nonami Takizawa
lol vista cursor
Old guy picking his nose.
>>615946Guess what? Nobody cares.
>>615895They don't bother to fund it though.
>>615893they are not at 7TeV according to this screenshot
>>615972>implying I am a kid
Contwol woom
>>615940>>615940>>615940swissmilk.
Announcer: "with REAL PHYSICS"We have lived a lie all this time
/b/cancer tainting a moment of /sci/ triumph, get the hell out now
>Reporter: Lol I can't read herp derp.
07:01, 30 March 2010 80.98.51.21 (talk) (48,273 bytes) (Hardon -> Hadron)
>>615990TWO BEAMS3.5 PER BEAMDERP7 TeV per beam (14) isn't for a couple years
/r/ someone take a pic from Switzerland and post it to prove that the country still existsi'm not convinced
7:01, 30 March 2010 80.98.51.21 (talk) (48,273 bytes) (Hardon -> Hadron)
I'M GONNA BUY A SWATCH TODAY
What the fuck is with this Anime shit?Also, everyone knows /sci/ is composed of solely /b/tards.
>>615994Tits, please.
>>615967"the hypothesized Higgs boson... might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/10/is-a-time-travelling-higgs-sab.html
>>615991Only a kid would go on a message board, which is discussing serious business, to announce his "love" for some ugly pre-pubescent brat.
LOL his name is "guido"
>>615994schwiiiiizer juhui
>>616004TWO DERPS3.5 PER DERPDERP
Damn, LHC staff are going to party hard at the afterparty
>>616004The screenshot states 1.5 for each beam, total is 3.5TeVTherefore its not 7TeV learn to add
>>616015>>616015OOOH PLEASE. This is /sci/. This is serious business. è__é
>>616018>implying she is underage
>>615967Actually, don't we have to make the first time travel port before we can start getting visitors?
>>616024I would too man.
>>615994milk is liquid cheese. try again.
OH FUCK GUYS LOOK WHAT I SPOTTED WITH MY LASER REACTIONS, I THINK IT WAS ONLY THERE FOR A SPLIT SECOND. THAT MAN MIGHT HAVE ALSO NOTICED IT
>>616019Guido van Rossum is a cool dude.
who else wants to fuck the girl in the green jacket?
>>616025intensity!=energyAll 7 experiments currently doing physics
>>616034SHIT
>>616027confess to her, nothing can go wrong today
That chick in the green jacket on the left side of the screen is pretty hot
manI like how virtually nobody in these damn places is fat.they're all thin or at most, chubby.
>>615994No i'm swiss too i approveund ich bin in liebi mit dere frau :3
>>616025>energy: 3500 GeVwat
>>616038but.. but she's european.
This is awesome
>>616034OH SHIT, WATCH OUT
>>616028no.
>>615074The very nature of the concept/name God is that he is above our understanding. Even if the singularity happens and we travel back in time and become God we would still only prove God exists not that he doesn't exist.My stomach is upset now, thanks!
>>616041I know she isn't in love with me yet, so there is no reason to tell her I am.
>>616029>>616024Except these faggots got here by never partying..."the real work is now starting."- a LHC director
inb4 b/tards mention game
>>615120fund it.
>cell phone noiseSHUT THAT SHIT DOWN OR THERE WILL BE BLACKHOLES
STARTED THE GAME
>>616038ME wanna fuck green jacketed girl
>>616038Oh hell yes!
POSTING IN A HADRON THREAD
Is it over? And now what??
>>616059>"the real work is now starting."translation: now we can wipe all our pre-launch data and download porn
Cheers everyone
a long eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>616016>>616016>Even more fun is Nielsen and Ninomiya's suggestion of how their theory might be tested: with a card game.>First, take a million or so cards, each scribbled with a future fate for the LHC. Make them overwhelmingly read "carry on", but add just one or two saying "shut the thing down".>If you pull one of the "shut down" ones at random, you have pretty good proof that the Higgs is trying to tell you something from the future.lolwut
that british computer voice is fucking hot.
anyone want to build a small hadron collider?it shouldn't cost too much
>>616034 SHIT. PREPARE FOR THE END
hmmm
OH SHIT, I SOLVED THE EQUATIONS.CHARMANDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
boring, i want singularities not physicist wanking... sadly money was wasted in this wankatron and time wasted
>>616056>herp derp semantics hurf misunderstandings of empiricism durf murfCool story, bro.
Hey guys, for the first time in a long while, people from different nations, religions and political backgrounds put all their shit to one side and worked together against all odds to do something that the human race can truly be proud of.Today is a good day, I love you guys. :3
>>616030>>616030..oh, well. Swiss water.
>>616091THIS GUY SHOULD POST A TIMESTAMPWE KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE MAN
>>616091for god sake keep out physics faggoti know the guy in charge of networking at LHC... ill tell him to prevent 4chan access
>>616056We just have to prove that the attributes of god are contradicting. It's easy to do with most gods.
>>616098>>616098>swiss water>$4.99
SCIENTISTS DRINKING BEERFORGETTING TO SHUT OFF THE LHC
>>616098AAAAAaah there she is again, finally a female on 4chan from the country i'm in.I (nearly) LOVE YOU
Have they found the "God particle" yet?
the video streaming isn't very good.audio keeps up though but cant see shit.... :(
>>616104HELLYEAH BEER PHYSICSIf it's anything like beer computer science it will end well or horribly
>>616098ok, you're legit.feel free to keep posting pictures by the way, we don't get many girls here :3
>>616098Post some swiss cheese!
The LHC is designed to collide two counter rotating beams of protons or heavy ions. Proton-proton collisions are foreseen at an energy of 7 TeV per beam. The LHC is designed to collide two counter rotating beams of protons or heavy ions. Proton-proton collisions are foreseen at an energy of 7 TeV per beam. The LHC is designed to collide two counter rotating beams of protons or heavy ions. Proton-proton collisions are foreseen at an energy of 7 TeV per beam. The LHC is designed to collide two counter rotating beams of protons or heavy ions. Proton-proton collisions are foreseen at an energy of 7 TeV per beam. The LHC is designed to collide two counter rotating beams of protons or heavy ions. Proton-proton collisions are foreseen at an energy of 7 TeV per beam. Ok, its settled, this is only a half power test.
>>616114she posted swiss milk that's close enough
So, they're running 4 experiments at once?
DID SHE JUST SAY ASSHOLE!? OR US ALL!?WHO CARES!POST SOME ASSHOLES!
>>616113no, lots of girls post here.they just don't go>FEMANON HERE...for every fucking post.
>>616119I want cheese with holes in them though ;(
>>616104you know the swiss they're disgusting rich
Alternative live feed http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html
>>616124Enjoy your delusion.
>>616080newscientist.com is the national enquirer of science.Basically not science at all. It's for science fans, not scientists.It's the difference between a programmer who's 12 years old and really likes movies like The Matrix and Hackers and a Berkeley Ph. D that writes cryptographic software for a living.
"congratulations from asshole"
>>616120http://lhc.web.cern.ch/lhc/Multiple measure points.
>>616106>>616106ah ah, where're you from in Switzerland, Sir ?
>>616132I heard it too.
>>616116Well yeah, they wont be ramping up to full power for another year and a half or so.
i love switzerland!
HIGGSDOES IT EXIST OR NOT!!!
am I the only one who has feeds inside the screens of LHC operators? interesting shit in there, you can see schedule and the number of dat collected, etc. Open to public, and I hope they keep it like that, even if most people wont understand a lot.http://cmsonline.cern.ch/daqStatusSCX/aDAQmon/DAQstatusGre.jpg( the jpg is upgraded, currently at 362 MB/s data processing )http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.phptop left is a whole menu of diffirent screens, the LHC1 and LHC2 and LHC_operation screens are really really nice to see.the starting graph has a white line that moves around..
>>616141
>>616141You're a funny guy.
>>616134Zürich i guess you'r from the other side of the Röschtigrabe right?
>>616104SCIENTISTS DRINKING BEERIN 15MIN WE'LL HAVE LHC CONTROLLED BY DRUNK PEOPLE
>>616139well, I'll see you all in a year or so /sci/come posting on /v/ sometime, our thread got pretty big as well>>54198463
Red beam is losing pace:http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1Wat happen?
So, anyone taking bets on when the LHC achieves hivemind sentience?
there will be less religious people after this
>>616157GORDON, GET AWAY FROM THERE!
>>616148>>616148Ja. From Wallis, but the french part of Wallis.I love ZH, I come often in ZH. Lucky.
CANT SEE SHITFUCKING LAGI missed all the fucking pictures
Where is john titor now?
OHGOD the 666th post is about the red going down D:
>>616175OH GOD SUPERSTITION
>>616166>I come often in ZHDo you dirty mainland euronigs learn english exclusively from pornflicks or something?
THAT'S RIGHT AMERICUNTS, WORLD WIDE WEB, INVENTED AT CERN
>>616157Some intern divided by 0. Fffffuuuuu
>>616166you can add me on my 4chan approved account if you need some nerds in your contacts, justforcaramelcandy@hotmail.com
>>616157THEY'RE DRUNK, CELEBRATING AND FUCKING AROUND LOOSING CONTROL ON THE MACHINE
Fuck year, i'm gonna get me a prostitute to celebrate
>>616125>>616125I don't have cheese with holes, Sir. I'm sorry.
Can yew hear me now?
>>616157this happened:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ODe9mqoDE
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JEAN PIERRE TURN ON YOUR FUCKING MICROPHONE
THANK YOU WWW
she has to keep comparing the collisions to farting out a baby
>>616187;((what else swiss do you haben?
GUYS WTF IS GOING ON WITH BEAM 2
>>616181>>616181Ok. Can you speak french, german and italian as "well" as I speak english ?I'm sure not. Stfu, I do my best.
>>616204she's right, americunts have no edu,except the ones on /sci/
>>616206yesssssssssssmore images lets go
>>616159<3
>>616204>I'm sure not.
>>616201Probably they are shutdowing it or something.
SO how much is 17 TeV in volts? and where did all that energy go? One might think that they would use some of that energy to pay fr the cost of operating that behemoth. I heard they have to shut down the surrounding towns when they use the LHC cuz it takes up so much god damned energy
Also, why is there no LHC-tan?
>>61621917,0000,000,00,00000,0,00,00000,00000 volts
so like, what'd i miss
>>616157That shows intensitywhich is the amount of protons in the beamsif protons are colliding, then they are also not going to be on the counter
Press release:http://press.web.cern.ch/press/PressReleases/Releases2010/PR07.10E.html
LHC FUCK YEAH!
>>616223please LRN2PHYSICS
>>616206Finally, someone screencaps something important.Yes, important, not your retarded screencap because someone was holding a Mac.
>>616223Du merde, mon DIEU!
>>616223RETARDS, ITS 17*10^12*1.6021773*10^-19 J
>>616220Die in a fire.
im a bit late but have they discovered the secret to immortal life? or a cure for cancer? or has 9 billion been spent on getting two beams to allign
>>616224Long story short, they turned the LHC on and it worked, but nothing exploded so most onlookers were disappointed.
>>616201Beam 1 is also decreasing.
>>616245>implying you are not a faggot
here we go, about to collect some data
>>616249> so most idiotsJust had to jump in there and fix that.
>>616245>has 9 billion been spent on getting two beams to allignPretty much.FUCK YEAH, SCIENCE!
>>616220that's an entertaining question. There should be one. Though /sci/ is not a place for things like this.
>>616256she's like a 5/10 or 6/10, why does everyone post her
TURN IT OFF TELL THEM TO TURN IT OFF!I COME FROM THE FUTURE< AND THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING!!!! THE ACTIONS TAKEN THIS DAY WILL RESULT IN THE DEATH OF TRILLIONS OF SENTIENT BEINGS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY!!THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING!!!!!!!!!!
>>616251see>>616225they are colliding, therefore there arent as many of them.
BITCH SAYS STABLE BEAMSGRAPH SHOWS BEAMS COLLAPSING
>>614914So any god particles or super human powers from this momentous event?
>>616260ehhhh 0/10
For anyone having issues with the live data loading.Here's some images I posted in another thread.Also a cap of a collision visualization CMS showed on their stream that wasn't shown on the main stream.>>616073>>616094>>616108>>616118>>616176>>616195>>616212Those are the related posts.Wish I'd posted 'em here.
>>616204I speak norwegian, swedish, english, german, two different dialects of sami, and am slated to start learning french in april. But anyway, you were saying...?
>>616260man, humans must be some serious fucking shit if they caused this.don't fuck with us humans!
They are actually colliding and nothing has gone wrong! wooooo!!
Hello /sci/. ^_^I usually stay on /lit/, but lurk to your board from time to time. What is this and is it being used to test M-theory?
>>616264Why would you? You're a man. Also why did you post a picture of a woman?
>>616219TeV is a unit of energy. In this case, it's a measurement of the protons' kinetic energy.An electron-Volt is a amount of work (energy) required to move an eletron through a potential difference of 1 volt.
READY FOR COLLISION!
Does everyone understand that apes built machines to crash subatomic particles together at close to the speed of light? Apes did this.
>>616273BAHAHAHAHAHAM-THEORYoh god thats a good one. i forgot people still believed string theorygtfo
did this guy say his name is Jock Sucker?
fuck what should i do
Watching the streams at the LHC, the amount of redheads in physics makes her seem more legit, silly enough.
>>616249>Long story short, they turned the LHC on and it worked, but nothing exploded so most onlookers were disappointed.YEP I AM DISAPPOINT
>>616280What's in a name?
>>616280What are apes?
Imagine there's an insect flying and interfering with the beams...>Insects can be inside...I KNOW, I was just kidding ¬¬
>>616280I KNOW! It is fucking incredible!
>>616268But what do this graphs show.
>>616269>>616269Hum. It's ok, I was thinking you were one of those stupids americunts with no culture, nothing, and who can only speak english. Alright.
>>616285You KNOW anime can wait. Why is there a question?
Does everyone understand that apes responded to this thread .Apes did this.
I APPROVE OF THIS EXPERIMENT IN SPIRAL POWER
>>616268Nice shots, bumpan thread.
>>616280Yeah, but compared to what the other forms of life have accomplished, this is nthing. 2nd graders do this on other planets
I've just showed the LHC broadcast to my mother, and explained her it wasn't going to destroy the world. I think it worked. Thanks for the pretty animations people from the CERN! They're not a valid argument but she seems now to be convinced the cern is not the devil at work.
>>616280Douglas Adams would argue that animals are more intelligent because they DONT build things like this.
>>616129you faggot, I'm one of them.see? that's 5 in this thread so far, alone.
what kind of salaries are these CERN bros getting
Educate yourselves.
I want to see live fucking particles...Do any of the cams show the live shots of particles colliding? Like the "baby-craddling-laptop" guy's screen had?
>>616303five (one samefag) man pretending to be a woman. Damn, I'm convinced.
>>616264you're attractive, don't listen to trolls
bump
>>616304You don't want to know.In France, scientists salaries are a fucking shame.
>>616309>>616264samefag (overweight virgin neckbeard)
long story short my life will be better thanks to this shit?
>>616300>>616300>>616300great!
you're a man until you write "STABLE BEAMS" on your tits and post pics.so i assume it'll be months/years before they finish analyzing the results of these collisions?
>>616318Maybe.
>>616306CMS stream shows new screencaps fullscreen sometimes. Very awesome images, couldnt keep up screenshotting, though.
>>616318>long story short my life will be better thanks to this shit?Nope. Practical application of such experiments is at least 100 years off. You'll be dead.
>>616285If it's really a tough choice, just watch your shitty anime.
>>616318yes absolutelyif we can understand the world on such a basic level, technology can become much more stronger and accurate and faster than ever before
>>616245
>>616318In the short-term no. Later on, who knows.
>>616318your macbook pro will be 0.001 lbs lighter due to its findings
>>616326>>616326>this is what luddites actually believe
Doing it now. Tune in. Just click CMS at the bottom of the stream site.
>>616305But then who was supersymmetry particles?Also photon= messenger particle mean BH should not excert EM force.
>>616335Congratulations, you've proved yourself to be an attention whore.
>>616335please don't do thisplease don't become a camwhore in this thread
>>616316first post was me, not femanon
I blame Leon Lederman for everyone saying "the god machine", "the god particle" and all that shit.
>>616335cute :3
>>616326hahahahawhat
>>616345whiteknights inboundthread over because of one lonely attention whore
This is just so so so AMAZING! I want to scream with pride for scientists right now xD
>>616341thisyou're attractive, but please make your own thread if need bestickied for disscussan of LHC
>>616341You're right, I won't. Just kidding around anyway.
What did they find out about the big bang?
>>616333All i see is pictures of the scientists
>>616264Ugly attention whore
>>616335Who gives a fuck? If you think that making sure that everyone knows that you're a girl in *this* thread is important, just get out.
>>616335
>>616332There's a corollary to godwin's law about luddites.
>>616335MORE
>>616341Haha just kidding, I got those pictures from google images. I'm actually a fat neckbeard faggot and I've been samefagging.
>>616348Where the FUCK did you get THAT?Do want!
>>616348How do I see more of this?
Hum. Femanon here. browsing /sci/.
Watching that little live animation of readouts ... blue blue blue, just a few blue, blue .... REDSPLODE REDSPLODE ... blue... blue...
Don't forget the live broadcast of all this:http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/
Second Press conference, inc.
>>616348nobody gave you permission to come on the bridge, Mr. Crusher.
>>616348More please more more more
>>616365>>616365please, all /sci/ femanons go and make a /sci/ femanon thread or somethingleave this thread for LHC
>>616348where did this come from?
>>616365>femanon>guy in a wigSCIENCE
>>616368>>616368>>616368>>616368PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT TO HAPPEN
Did the camera just zoom in to check out an old dude's ass?
>>616375rofl i thought the same thingenjoy your wig, faggot.
>>616365cutie :3
STOP POSTING THAT YOU ARE A FEMANONNOBODY FUCKING CARES
>>616351>bitch, gtfo we're doing science
>>616370I lol'd.
>>616373>>616373It's ok. It was just for saying FEMANONS EXISTS. Let's talk about LHC now, gentlemen.
>>616373This.You don't need your tits to type. So STFU.
>>616357It's not, I did it in jest. Calm down.>>616348This is awesome. Anymore like this?
>>616348>>616348>>616348MORE OF THESE PLOX
>>616335OK let's fuck to celebrate this dayI can be in Switzerland in 3 hours I'm an handsome guy no neckbeard nerd
>>616365Nice ceiling, now go away.
>>616365
>>616376Thank you! I love you!!!!!111000
lol japanese fatties
Hum. Fermion here. browsing /sci/.
>>616365You're all rightHi /sci//g/ Your board is full of cancer
LUDVIG VON DRAKE IS BACKVELL HALLO, PROFESSAH
ITT "Femanons"
QUICK! App. how many protons are in the human body?
>>616348SOOOOOOURCE
>>616373>implying that attention-craving hoebags (technical term) can be reasoned with
Dumping helpful links:>LHC First Physics Webcast:http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/>Schedule for Webcast:http://press.web.cern.ch/press/lhc-first-physics/webcast/>Collision image:http://cms.web.cern.ch/cms/News/e-commentary/images/images2010/CMS1stEvent.png>Realtime update on the beams:http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1>General news update:http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2010/03/lhc-powers-up-for-record-break.html>Twitter updates:http://twitter.com/cern
>>616388>>616388>>616388http://cms.web.cern.ch/cms/News/e-commentary/cms-e-commentary10.htm
>>616407You are a true bro, /sci/anon
WE CAN HEAR YOU DAMN IT!
YES WE CAN HEAR YOU
>>616399>Implying /sci/ has more cancer than /g/
♫ 'This was a triumph...' ♫
>>616407>>616408Thank you.
Fuck i hate this bitch on the livefeed. Doesn't she ever go to sleep or take a break. Now we have to deal with camwhores at CERN and camwhores in this thread. Can't they take a hint that men aren't paying attention to them right now.
>>616410Remember last time?
so no higgs boson or new particles on the detectors ? aw ;~ ; NEEDS MORE POWER ! 15/20 TEV!
>>616416♫ I'm writing a note here, huge success.. ♫
HE HE HE
Is that an n.irish dude on the press conference?
thread needs more jsMath.
>>616423its gonna take weeks before its found or not
>>616416someone hack the stream and play this over the french girl.
If something goes wrong Republicans will blame it on socialism.
>>616407>>616407
The echo is terrible, geez.
>>616415Sticky threadCamwhoresStupid people who have no idea what's going onNice board bro
>>616434agreed
i love how these guys can work on the LHC.....but cant operate a laptop or projector...
>>616428\sum_{n=1}^{\infty}\frac{\mu(n)}{n} = 0
LOL WINDOWS XP IN MY CERN SUPERCOMPUTER
>>616438this
>>616387No. This thread is already dangerously close to being overrun by retards.It's good that you're not going to do it again, but I (and I'm sure many others) care not for your jest.This thread is for the LHC, and nothing more. Because of this, our conversation here is over. Expect no future replies.
Oh shit :(LHC running on XP We're doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed
Here all the pictureshttp://cms.web.cern.ch/cms/News/e-commentary/cms-e-commentary10.htm
The thing is that the LHC now better deliver some legit revelations about the universe or else physics (and in general science) will be seen as a waste of time and resources and the public will refuse to fund such huge toys.
>>616440WINdows XP, to be precise.
just wanted to post in a sticky. derp
\left(\, \sum_{k=1}^n a_k b_k \right)^{\!\!2} \le\left(\, \sum_{k=1}^n a_k^2 \right) \left(\, \sum_{k=1}^n b_k^2 \right)
haphazardly cropped into my new desktop
>>616449The public can suck a dick, frankly.
>>616449That's not how science works. Success is never guaranteed and even mistakes progress our knowledge
oh god i can hear the echo forever
Well, now I wished I choosed physics over sociology.
Internet went down OoBack up now =DHave a screencap.
there is no such thing as failure in science, for even when you fail you learn and progress.
Thanks Steve!
No more echo!
>>616466>chooseddohoho
>>616466wat?stop using my bandwith.
Anyone knows why we have broadcast from ALICE, ATLAS, CMS, LHCb but not from TOTEM?
in b4 404
http://lhc-webcast.web.cern.ch/lhc-webcast/index.html3.6 GeVi came
>>616473Nope, just choppy audio
>>616440windows XP proHP computersLinux...i don't see any mac :)that's unrelated, 7Tev makes me fucking hard.
more.
Iwould enjoy this as a screensaver
Lol as if to defy you a mac on cam at CMS. Might be running linux or windows, though.
>>616443/b/ here. I dislike your humor.
>>616486>we are really ready and eager for physics
So where are we at now, please?
ahahah drunk scientists
>>616485my fav picture
YAY WINE AND CHIPS :D
drunk bastards
Wine and chips bitches
LUDVIG VON DRAKE AGAIN!VE RESPECT YOUR CHOICE OF POTATO CHIPS AND WINEPLEASE TELL US OF YOUR LHC WINE
EES OUR SUPPER
Yay, drunk ppl!
haters ganna hate
>>616508beams are stable, collisions occurring, data being recorded.
LHC WINE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
lol drain that lhc wine.1991 WAS A GOOD VINTAGE...for SCIENCE
>>616076
brit reporter asking retarded questions
http://lhc-webcast.web.cern.ch/lhc-webcast/index.htmlLHCb died?
>>616524EMPTY BOTTLE....FOR SCIENCE!
This is so kool! *Tear drop*
>>616527did he died?
I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy inside!
The young universe was shiny?Firefly fan detected?
>>big fat nuclei.>>big fat.>>fat.
celebrities? what
>>616519the director of CERN uses an iPhone and the fat guy uses a MacBook Airwhat the hell is wrong with this scenario?
great day for Europe, great day for the whole planet
when will they found hoggs boson
Fuck yeah, super symmetry.
>>616540when babby is formed
shut that pseudoscientist up
higgs boso~n
Did I just hear that M-Theory (extra dimensions) crap?
>>616407I love you anon
Extra universal dimensions./looks at hand.No, there are only three fucking dimensions.
>>616546Disprove it.
>>616549DURRRRRRRR
>>616549Actually you're in 4.
>>616549your eyes deceive you milord
>>616546Yeah, we know.
>>616550see>>616543
>>616551for those of us whose stream is just sound atmTHANK YOU I LOVE YOU.
BLACK HOLE
Worldwide team effortBring people together through SCIENCE*scifist*
>>616556>>implying I can see through my fucking hand.
>>616558>fix>>616543
CMS stream is awesome now.
>>616565Whenever I mention it they stop streaming the visualizations.
Fuck, my friend just put on the Cosby show.CONFLICTING EMOTIONSLHC or Cosby?
>>616564Good job disproving it.
Oh wow, these guys can get away with spouting any kind of bs.
>>616567Go with LHC, for science!FuckCosby.jpg
>>616567Get the fuck out of here.
So, were any /sci/fags actually afraid of the earth's destruction?
>>We had champagne as well>>The champagne will go on.-_-'
>>616577No.
>>616577/b/ fags have already gotten bored and leftNo scientist takes these doomsday theories seriously
>>616574But...But....Bill Cosby.....Listen to his voice...
>>616587NOT SCIENCE, UP THE SHUT FUCK.
>>616562..............................__............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...').........\.................'...../..........''...\.......... _.·´............\..............(SCIENCE FISTIF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 SCIENCES THEN YOU ARENT A SCIENCE
>>616587No! If its a matter of Science or Cosby, Cosby can die.
"TEV""TeV"Graceless.
>>616587GTFO and watch your re-run while we watch history.
>>616591Ok, sir...
>For Science!..............................__............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...').........\.................'...../..........''...\.......... _.·´............\..............(SCIENCE FISTIF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 SCIENCES THEN YOU ARENT A SCIENCE
Rule 34 on guido and fabille
>In physics is very strange. Because we are all good friends. We are all friends in general, no?*manly tears*SCIENCE FIST
No.NO.IT IS NOT A VERY GOOD QUESTION.IT'S A FUCKING STUPID ONE.
This is why they didn't make stickies...POSTING IN A STICKY HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR............ dur
Where are the awesome screenshots? Where did they go?
>>616608Press conference =/= good screenshots.
>>616607Plus it ruins the flowing feel you get form image boards. : (
Why is that reporter so moe?
>>616608The guy that posted them is on the press conferfence :p
God damn that bitch"Hurrr is going to be the biggest particle accelerator of its type?"
how much longer till shit happens?
POSTING IN A HISTORICAL STICKY
Rowing.
O_O This is amazing. I am literally looking at history. Real history, not that political bull shit
>>616625Already happened.
>>616625You missed it broski. So did I. :(
>>616626BEING OBNOXIOUS IN A STICKY.
>>616635Yep. Glad I stayed up all night studying chemistry and watching CERN live so I could see it.
>>616365wötsch figge?
>>616639lol, u mad
>>616625Over the course of the next few days you impatient twat.
live from the control room : the man who was rolling his laptop's power cable before leaving.
>>616577Hey man, don't tempt fate, it can still happen.
Did anything happen?Are we stilll here?
fuck i decided not to do an essay hoping the world would collapse into a micro black hole :(
Now to wait until autumn 2011 for any results, and hoping it's sensitive as fuck circuitry and machinery doesn't break from now until then.
fuckit's 2am and i feel so fucking tiredbut i can't sleepit's historyyyyyy
>>616649>don't tempt fate>fate>science board>tempting fate>superstition>science board
>>616649
>>616648HISTORICAL!
LHC = World Peace
>>616655It's a figure of speech.
>>616648Saw him on the CMS, he\'s been doing this since an hour or something... He doesn\'t looks clear at all!
>>616652They should postpone it until December 21, 2012 to make the stupid people scared.
>>616649What is wrong with you?I hope you die in a fire.
>>616654It's 8:05 AM here and I haven't been to sleep for nearly two days. Drink some coffee and keep watching.
>>615210HI I\'M FROM /b/ WILL THYE LHC DESTROY THE WORLD TODAY?nobody wants you there
>>616665That would actually be hilarious.
god I fucking love this guys accent
>>616647I cant wait!
14:07 here.Still need coffee though *yawn*
>>616662>trying to save face after being superstitious on /sci/
Why the fuck do these people just keep asking about when they'll build something biggerIt's not some novelty race you faggot reportersFocus on the results we get back from the LHC and see where we go from there
"scientifical"SCIENTIFICAL
ok everyone shut the fuck up and give me a verdict. is the world still there? any black holes?
>>616668Hm what do /b/tards make of this historic day?>>>/b/211633247Oh. Never mind.
So, are the beams still hitting each other, generating random particles, or is the accelerator deactivated?
>>616675I'm guessing you have asperger's syndome right? That or just trolling. If you can't see the figure of speech given the situation of the 1 in 50,000,000 chance of a black-hole expanding, then you're a fucking lulz killing asspie.(not the guy your replying to.)
any links to what's goin on today? 900 posts is hard to scan for good content.
>>616667Wow, people really are genuinely excited by this ^_^
>>616676Honestly, given the LHC's size, we should need a new collider for decades.
>>616466>>616466>>616466>>616466>>616466>>616466THE FUCK are you doing on /sci/ ???get out of here
Great moment. Finally after 20 years of working on this they've done it.On another note, seeing /sci/ compared to all the other boards, directly by having retards swarm this thread, made me realize all the other boards are shit./sci/ stay the way you are, PLEASE.
THANK YOU STEVE AND THE CREWS *TOAST*
>>616679"I like the guys understatement.We could shed light into the darkness of the universe!!!That would be....just great."
I'd just like to take the opportunity to thank the internet for making webcast possible and making me feel like I am a personal witness to a significant part of history.*gives the internet a BIG hug*Thank You Internet!
>>616686*ahem*>implying a black hole of that magnitude, however improbable its formation, would do anything but puff away in a picosecond, if Hawking is to be trusted.
Conference over?
>>616679Troll harder.
ROCKING THE LHC THEME SONG
YEAAAHHHHWHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAAAAAAME
fuck yeah! lets rock to physics
>>616697>if Hawking is to be trustredExactly.
U2 DOES NOT DESERVE THIS HONORFUCK BONO
ARGH WTF IS AHPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????STOP FINISHIGN EACH OTHERS SENTENCES!
AAAAA---aww fuck.
>>616697> implying micro black holes have intentions
>>616704Ok, anon. I'm an assburger and the world is going to end in a black hole maybe. You win. :3
Thank god for that tech error, the fugly brit is gone
Is everyone at the lhc Italian?
SCIENCE
I think TWIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIGHT would be a better themehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1gPMXeXWIcI ONLY MEANT TOSTAY AWHILE....
whoever is cutting her mic, THANK YOU
lol technical difficulties at CERN....never happens ¬_¬
>>616713yep. never give a woman a microphone >.>
>>616722LHC creating a timeloop
>>616721LHC creating a timeloop
Hawt katherina is hawt!
>>616720>>616719>__________> ¬_____¬ XDDDDDDFuck off with those 13 year old otaku fucktarded faces.
Requesting rule 34 on Catelina.
"She's visibly hearing me."wat
>The microphone is on now.
>>616721>>616723Your attempts are brave but you failed.
That girl talking right now is so adorable.
hawt!
Hot science bitch :P
>>616726I'm getting a huge hadron
"We can see real the particule.""I'm an expert"
>>616738the guy is much hawtr
NEED MORE CATHERINA or whoever.
So, there are some shaky theories that say it will turn the world,if not a small chunk of the milky way into what is basically sub-atomic sludge.Or create a mini black hole that will probably evaporate from hawking radiation if it is produced, or as the media say: kill us all.Or create a Einstein-Rosen bridge that will completely fuck our shit up by doing god knows what.Or if some variants of string theory are correct it may tear through the 11/12 dimension brane our universe is on and once again, completely fuck our shit up.Or get could create enough power to unfold the extra dimensions that folded in to the planck length during the big bang, which will change our current four dimension universe into a eleven/twelve dimensional one.Any other dangers I missed?
WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE FROM ITALY
How long will this webcast be running? I am willing to watch it 24/7 through two weeks.
>>616704Well then fine, see you at the event horizon.
Are they powering it down for the day?
Why are the physicists so entertaining in such a 2 year old way when they are supposed geniuses?I can't help but lul at them and their failure to use technology... such as a microphone...
>>616756assburgers.
>>616747Switzerland is right next to Italy.Also Italians are genius scientists so it's to be expected.
>>616746It will function as a Mass Relay and bring in a legion of reapers.
Question for /sci/fags. If they're recreating a primordial point in time of our universe to get a better understanding of how our universe is formed, is it certain metres of dirt and a steel embodiment will conceal such cataclysmic effects of a whole universe being created?What if a second universe is created there and then, that overwrites the existing one, like waves overlapping a shore, we create a second wave to rinse over us and purge everything in it.
So if something was going to happen it would have by now?
>greasing the monkey in a sticky
girl in the lower left of the screen is cute, in front of some computer screens.
>>616763Sweet, fund it
>>616756ogodikit's fucking hilarious, they muck up the sound and are visibly excited/nervous and fucking start cracking out the booze in front of the cameras.and the potato chips and wine sceneolawd
Magnets dying.
>>616763The scale is much, much smaller. Think of it more like them recreating events that happen just outside our atmosphere, these are natural occurrences but they were unrecordable up until now.
>>616763SIGH, they are creating particles that already exist in our universe, they are just creating them in a specific space so that they can be measured.
>>616728Mmmm Catelinahttp://img42.imageshack.us/img42/6418/72887757.jpg
>>616763that is, if you believe in the stupid concept that the universe is nothing but 'waves' o eleven-dimensional strings.lol.
>>616770>>616770Fuck I lol'd so hard at those 2.WE GOT CHIPS AND WINE.
>>616775catherina is now a fap-meme
>>616763If a second universe is created it will bubble, isolate itself immediately, and split off from our current universe. Essentially disappearing to who knows where. We wouldn't be affected.
>>616775lol
PICTURE LIMIT EXCEEDED. >>616769LHC CALORIE METER
>>616660The last image before image limit>:(
>>616781We should spread this across the internet.
The way she speaks of LHC performance is quite suggestive, don't you think?
JESUS FUCK THIS SHIT IS GOING ON EVERYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IS PRETTY FINE NO FUCKING BLACK HOLES WILL EAT ANYTHING NO UNIVERSE WILL BE CREATED COCKSPLAT
>>616784What if our current universe is the variable of some experiment similar to the LHC demonstrated by some alien fuckheads long ago in a seperate universe?
>>616784we now realize that we are also just living in a universe, created by another LHC by some alien scientists.our 15 billion years of universe-history are nothing more than some nanoseconds in the alien LHC, and the enthropic death of it, is when the particles disapear.
>>616799hivemind
Everyone go home Excitement overScientist said so
>>616799Then I'd buy em a beer
>>616801Will any universe exist at all without any kind of sentient involvement?
>Gene for CP violationI know, I know, I'm a faggot.
>This thread.
The woman currently on is really good at explaining things. I wish she was my professor.
>Russians>CP violationSeems about right
"Russians are CP violation experts"I've known that for years
>>616815Me too. ^_^
>>616813What th-
I think I'm in love with Tara's voice.
Champaign!
FUCK YEAH MORE CHAMPAGNE
"Some more interesting celebrations going on here in the control room..."
>>616810NO.GOD WAS HERE.NO, GOD.WE ARE THE GODS.
>>616813shitting in a shit thread.
Oh god, they are drinking.. again.
Einstein, Darwin, Hawking, Newton, Georges lemaitre, and now LHC?America, are you even TRYING?
oh, they're all coming
Is this experiment only about higgs and energy shooting off into an other dimension, or is there more they're after?Finding things and not finding things, if I may. heh.
nerds get their fuck on, on the internet. FUCK JEAH.
posting in a stickydid something epic happen?
CERNfag lurks 4chan
>History happens>Sky bang on about old people
>>616833>>616833GUYS CALM THE FUCK DOWN.I don't have a lot of bandwidth. You're slowing my internet down a shitload.
SO its over now ?
Everyone say "Higgs"!
>>616844Didi you not read about all the different experiments going on currently?ATLASCMSLHCbALICETOTEMLHCf
Heroes of the day, machine people celebrating.
>>616840I am sorry to inform you...But America has been completely overrun by Chrisfags.
inb4 champaign cork flying across the control room and hitting the wrong button
>>616849It worked better than expected.They got more collisions than they were expecting and hit their target energy goal.More importantly, it worked.
trying to pop up the champagne over the million dollars worth equipment - priceless
HE WAS SO TERRIFIED OF THAT BOTTLEAND NOTHING HAPPENEDHE WAS SHAKING QUICKLY GET YOUR GLASSESBUT NOTHING HAPPENED
>>616850i can't see any anime ads and the layout seems to be too dark purple
>>616833>>616855By the way, some of the files are .djvuDon't know what you need to open that on Windows.
should i bother watching this any further or go to sleep for a few hours?nothing interesting seems to be going on.
>>616875the fuck? the layout matches exactly!
>>616850>Yellow background>Not /sci/:(
>>616879yellow? the hell is wrong with your eyes/monitor?
>>616833Thanks bro
So, we in the clear?
>>616884>>616884No problem.What was the download speed on average? 100KB/s ?
>>616850That there are channers at CERN has been known since last year's november. See this link for proof:http://twitter.com/CERN/status/5901509439
>>616878No it doesn't.The topmost banner (the 4chan banner) should be thicker than the ad below it. Also those 2 are too close to each others. There should be enough space for the board name between them.
What's that dark horizon thingy in the dista
>>616887More like 30kbs, but the lhc stream, torrent app and other things are raping my connection right now.
>>616899Oh okay.A lot of people were downloading at once so I wanted to see what my connection could take.
i dont want to die
>>616907you will!lhc commands me to do so
>>616907You will, but only you.You're our sacrifice for the black hole god.
lhcb showing some nice events in a small frame
http://alice-logbook.cern.ch/aliceOnline/alice_online.html
They can run one of the most complex machines in the world, but they have trouble keeping up a stream.Welcome to Sceince
>>616850PRICELESS!The fact that he's ever so carefully looking over his shoulder just makes it WIN.
>>616850>>616973you people suffer from pareidolia
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable.
>>616981Bruce Willis?
>>616965Idiot, the problem is with the people coordinating the several different transmissions, not with scientists themselves.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!
http://www.isnichwahr.de/r35788743-livecam-des-lhc-teilchenbeschleunigers-von-cern.htmlOH SHIIII
THEY ARE ALIGNED!
Brace for epic, /sci/fags!
COLLISION MODE ACTIVATED!
>Posting in historical sticky.
>>616998>>616997>>616994Wait wat.There's been collisions for hours.
Sticky post here
>>616998>>616997>>616994>>616990were pretending its happening all over again?
>>616994>>616990>>616998ITT: people thinking this is not a re-transmission.
>>616998Yeh, it's a replay.
>>617003>>617002What, we can't do this more than once? It's fun.
beethoven 9 2nd movement for the end of the world :]
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Repaly or not, still epic.
>>617009knock yourself out =)
HOLY SHITdid someone screencap'd that?
>>617009i was just confirming... i gotta beer cracked... fuck lets start this bitch from attempt 1!!!
I survived the LHC and all I got was this post on 4chan.
Who wants to make a toast with me? *Holds wine glass--filled with beer*
what am I meant to be watching, and whats meant to be happening?
>>617024All I have is Jack Daniels, and no wine glass.But whatever.
>>617025http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/end of the world
>>617024i got some beerto what shall we toast?
>>617024Sure, i need to make a beer run tho. also see:>>616076>>616524
>>616979fuck man, learn to have some fun. get out once in a while.
>>617030Im guessing its main webcast, cos everything else is just static images. twitter says "Still preparing beams for injection but stay tuned"So when is the world going to end? this could take years.
>>617034see>>614195partying on this since 4am
>>617040Timeloop?
Has the event horizon reached anyone yet? I'm excited, I can't wait.Also, pics or it didn't happen.
>>617040Main cast is a rerun. It's been running. Data feed is up, too.Other cameras are live.
>>617040okay so the world ended at 10am bst. and I was asleep the whole time...fffuuu
>>617053but when will it get dangerous? with the beams, and the interjection
Are any other boards covering this?
ITS OVER THEY DUMPED THE BEAMS! :'(
>>617069>>617051It has already all happened. It's over. You missed it. The world didn't end.
I lost connection right after they said they had some technical problems after the first try.brix were shat
so what exactly happened so farand why is our glorious nippon overlord on the webcast
3.57!
CERN twitter:# Experiments have half million events! More than three hours of stable and colliding beams. WOW! 7 minutes ago via web
7 TeV collision: np4science
>>617080Okay, well this is good to know. I read this document, which is response in all languages. it says The current run of the LHC is expected to last eighteen months.Today the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN has, for the first time, collided two beams of 3.5 TeV protons – a new world record energy. The CMS experiment successfully detected these collisions, signifying the beginning of the “First Physics” at the LHC. At 12:58:34 the LHC Control Centre declared stable colliding beams: the collisions were immediately detected in CMS. Moments later the full processing power of the detector had analysed the data and produced the first images of particles created in the 7 TeV collisions traversing the CMS detector.http://cms.web.cern.ch/cms/News/2010/7TeVCollisions_CMSstatement.htmlIm getting tired of people predicting the worlds going to end.
I'm sure that Carl Sagan is watching this from heaven
Does /sci/ know of any other upcoming major event in science?
>>617101but what does this mean for the experiment?do they know now how the universe began or whatever they were looking for?
>>617113It will take years to interpret all the data recorded, and more years to actually use these data.
>>617103>Implying that there's a god and heaven in /sci/whatthefuckamireading.jpg
nice CMS video:http://www.fynu.ucl.ac.be/users/l.quertenmont/CMS_Collision/Animation_30thMarch/Run132440_Event_4285681_Long.avi
>>617128trolled
>>617113They said they found particles that they had not seen before. (they weren't sure if 7TeV would produce any results)This is very important to particle physics because many of the component particles are theoretical and have never actually been observed.This will allow physicists to confirm/deny many of their ideas, but it will take months for that information to be analyzed.
Where is my supersymmetry?
now I gota sleep. g'night /sci/
>>617137>>617127Okay, Guess I`ll have to wait. All I understood was it was something about finding dark matter.
>>617137>They said they found particles that they had not seen before.Not yet. This requires lots of analysis and collisions, discussion, and more runs to confirm that.
>>617149I has question, we can't really see atomshow are we going to see something smaller than an atom?
>>617155with small eyes
>>617155you best be a troll
>>617155Fucking lol.We can detect their interactions. Jeez.
>>617155physicists now have genetically engineered extremely small eyes to see subatomic particles with
>>617155You can see spikes in cross sections, trails picked up by detectors and so on..And a dangload of calculations to filter out crap from the real interesing stuff.
last time I checked like 30 min ago ATLAS recorded around 60gigs @ 117k events so far.. at least thats what it says
>>617161how exactly?
>>617155Particles deposit part of their energy in detectors, and from that data their paths and other properties can be reconstructed.
>>617169>>617166I see.... thank you
>>617167How would one gain access to the data? It should be available for the public, right?
>>617168>>617168>>617168>HowWITH WHAT WE JUST FUCKING DIDCollide the particles, the detectors pick up the interactions, field changes, disturbances, etc.Gold and Lead Crystal and Magnetic detectors.
>>617168http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorimeter_%28particle_physics%29http://rd11.web.cern.ch/RD11/rkb/PH14pp/node19.html
am I the only one thinking they are going to need to run this a few more time to get accurate results?
>>617174beaten to right answer in sticky thread.feels bad man.
>>617177Years son, years. Maybe even decades.
>>617177Why don't they do this?
>>617179wat
>>617176>>617176thank you for the links
>>617183>>617177......The beams collide hundreds of times a second.They'll run this for a few years...Jesus just leave this board forever. NEVER LOOK AT SCIENCE AGAIN.
>>617177probably
>>617177everyone at CERN knows that
when these particles collide, if you were to be next to the collision wouldnt it be loud or produce a huge reaction?
>>617186They're not as great explanations, but I hope they get you started.I suggest you taking a look into a more dedicated book of web site about that, and also check Symmetry magazine:http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/cms/
can /sci/ explain why we're still alive
A MAC AT ATLAS!!!WTF
>>617197Only if you get in the way.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
>>617210AND ITS ITUNES. WE'RE GONNA DIE
>>617197no
>>615053I bet that's what they said about gravity, the earth being round, and pretty much every other scientific theory. Good job, you've joined the ranks of the historically ignorant.
>>617212holy moly batman
>>615053ignorant peoplehttp://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0608407
>>617173So you've got 2000 supercomputers to process it do you? Email CERN directly, I'm sure they'd be happy that you could help process the data.
>>617212>1976 particle moving near the speed of light collides with mans head>2010 particles moving near the speed of light collide with each otherwhy did this take so long to do again?
>>617242The energy level is significant.
just read it from Yahoo! News.i'm 16 and i dont understand a single thing.*saded
>>617271then learn
>>617241Woah, chillax bra, today is a happy day for /sci/
>>617271underage B&
shitover 1000 posts
>>617241They no doubt will source an idle web-based beowulf cluster to help with the calculations. Does CERN do this already? Like seti@home or that protein folding thing?
What's the french Richard Dawkins doing there?
no higgs??! then what is the purpose of this fucking shit?!
>>617288http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhc@home
brb black hole
> implying this isn't a circlejerk
>>615022>hawt woman>interested in high energy physics>not a retarded airheadlaughingatyou.jpg
LHC lucky honkey cunt
From a previous thread:The ultimate goal, at least for the time being, of the LHC is to gather information regarding the existence of the Higgs boson. This theoretical particle serves as a sort of ‘missing link’ in modern particle physics. Cracking the Higgs would supposedly allow scientists to understand the very nature of matter and ultimately the universe itself. Do some Googling if you want to learn more.So why should we care? Well, allow me to relate an anecdote about Michael Faraday, a man considered to be a father of modern electricity. After giving a demonstration he was approached by the Prime Minister who asked if any of his meddling with wires and magnets had any practical use. Faraday is said to have replied: “one day you’ll be able to tax it.” Just as men of the 19th century could not even comprehend modern uses of electricity (the internet being one of them), we cannot comprehend any potential advances that experiments like the LHC will create.
The glorious church of LHC is already down.look at their status pages, no more beams...NO MORE BEAMS!
>>617483By that same logic I can't comprehend the usefulness of browsing 4chan.>Some day you will be able to tax it.Thanks bro you just made me feel alot better about myself.
>>617515So by your application logic, the LHC is equivalent to 4chan in your mind?
So what happend guys?
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>>617553they created the first black hole made by men... and we're still here
>>615591haha
>>617560Wait, they created a black hole?
>>615265yummy
Hey guys, what if we're living in a black hole right now?
>>617625we are.
I have cancer but I think this thread just cured it due to high amounts of win.
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>>617625What if there are pixies in other galaxies?What if we live in the matrix?What if [insert untestable hypothesis]?
>>617635What if the sun's made out of gumdrops?
>>617638It is.
inb4: black holes
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