Fuck your memes and porn for a bit! Get the fuck in here or 4chan will be deleted and moot will be jailed!

http://www.laquadrature.net/files/201001_acta.pdf

Spread the word! ignore the fuckin' lhc for a bit!

>something went wrong with the LHC
And no human sacrifices were needed!

LOLOLOL Emergency dump

Fuck.

Your shitting me. Right?

>>614077
nope, something about the "quench system" :(

3-4 hours to re-ramp

>>614081

Shit, quench?

That's what happened to the magnets last time when it fucked up epic like.

Sounds bad man.

>>614094
Ok, so in Ausfag time that's...

shit, ten or eleven o'clock.

Fuuuuuuck.

SHIT THEY ARE SHUTTING LHC OF INDEFINITELY!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!

>>614161
No, ~30 minutes i hear

>>614179
2 hours to get beams back in

>>614161
>>614179
Just heard:
>In two hours, we hope to have beam again.

Just power-glitches at LHC - also seen in the SPS pre-accelerator. SPS back up, should be ready to inject beams again in 1/2 hour

LHC Glitches will take approx 2 hours to reset magents. Collisions at approx 1.30 CET. Hold on to your hat!

therefore, 30 to beams. 2 hours to magnets. Twitter is good.

Anyone know a way to listen to the stream on an iphone? I'm about to head to the gym and don't wanna miss out!

lol that lady just said "most people know quarks are the most basic quanta"

damn being in america i didnt want to be up till ~5:30 a.m.

Whoa, a grad student at cern.

She's hot....

>>614272

i know i thought i was hallucinating when i saw her.

>>614272
>>614289
I'd like to collide my large hadron collider with her.

>>614294

So... No one is slightly freaked out by all of this? Consider me a moron when it comes to this subject, but my mindset is pretty much "we're all gonna die, bitches."

>>614307
>>614307

ever read/see stephen kings The Myst?
That's whats gonna happen..better find a grocery store.

>>614272
i'd cross beams with her if you know what i mean

>>614307
Nothing will happen, except for some particles will collide, reproducing conditions/shit that existed during the big bang.

And it won't be for at least 2 hours.

>>614321
Never cross the beams

>>614318
Wait, so it's all gonna be in his head?

>>614318
I was thinking Cell
I'm grabbing some windshield wiper blades and running down my street screaming and chasing people when they fire this thing off. PROVE IT WASNT QM

>>614301
I'd like to show her my higgs boson if you know what I mean ;) ;)

>>614330

precisely.

>>614307
Why would I be afraid of two small things colliding? It happens all the damn time, just not on this small/fast a scale. Worst thing that could happen is nothing interesting occurs.

>>614337
Super collide her? I just met her!


And then we built the super collider.

>>614346
Worst thing is if someone fucks up and starts browsing /sci/ and ends up breaking the lhc ending in millions of dollars in damage and months of repair.

>>614346

idk, just freaks me out i guess. like i said, i am a moron when it comes to all of this. so my ignorance makes me a bit freaked out.

Really, I'm impressed that it has been even THIS flawless. The idea of accelerating matter to the very threshold of light speed is quite amazing.

>>614346

worst thing that could happen? let out Super Duper Satan.

>>614362
couldn't agree more.

>>614359
Lets fix that then... is it the collision itself, or just the general 'we am play gods' thing that weirds you out?

>>614372
Leave Super Duper Satan to me.

>>614379

the best possible scenario is the LHC will release Diablo 3...

..never mind that's impossible

so i did some calculations.
3.5 TeV gets these protons to about 99.999996% the speed of light.
at full speed (7 TeV) these guys will be going at 99.9999991%

>>614377
Hmm... A bit of both, I suppose. Sometimes I just think that while these people are professionals and have probably been doing this all of their lives, maybe they are underestimating the power of something like this?

That and in my head, something like "RECREATING THE BIG BANG" sounds like "we're going to explode and the earth is either going to implode or turn back into either vapor or lava or whatever the first stage of earth was"

>>614388
More likely diablo 3 than BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL

>>614050
none science fag here

what exactly are these people trying to do?

>>614372
Oh shit, but super duper jesus is only in the beta stage...

>>614395
"we're going to explode and the earth is either going to implode or turn back into either vapor or lava or whatever the first stage of earth was"


that's whats the Christians want you to believe.

>>614405
SOME RISKS MUST BE TAKEN

>>614395
not recreating a big bang, recreating reactions that have only happened during the big bang.

aka, we're not blowing a nuke, just exposing a bug to radiation to study its effects

>>614393
I had no idea we could accelerate anything even remotely approaching the speed of light

this blows my mind

>>614406
I did not know thats what christfags were saying lol

>>614417
You fool, you've super duper doomed us all!

So exciting....hehehehe

>>614422
As long as Super Duper Judas isn't thrown into the mix, we should be fine.

>>614420
it only take 1 GeV to accel 1 electron to like 99.999999%
the same energy gets 1 proton to like.. 37%

they're using bunches of protons

I love the way they say ACCELERATOR!

>>614426
Jesus hacks, I'd teamkill that faggot too
Judas always gets ragged on for reporting him

HALF AN HOUR TO GO, GET READY!

does that bitch not realize its hard to understand whats being said when two people talk at once. RUDE.

>>614420

>420

>>614433
Until they start injections.

Collisions aren't for another 2+ hours.

>>614435
holy shit

>>614435

fuck thats going to set into motion more catastrophe than the LHC

where are all my /sci/entists? lets discuss.

I really hope the collision results shine a light on gravity

>>614462
It would be nice but my guess is that something completely bizarre happens that requires yet another particle...

>>614462

I just hope they're surprising in some informative way.

my prediction is they will continue to stall till they admit there is a major problem, it will not be fixed till 2012. Then when the collision finally occurs, jesus will come out of it, blast us with piss and the apocalypse will begin. Try to find a flaw in my logic sciencefags.

>>614462
It disturbs me that gravity is the staple of our technological advances since the wheel, and we know absolutely nothing about how it works or why.

>>614462
my money is that gravity is a side effect of interactions between matter on a different dimension, maybe around the 5-9th ones, or maybe on one higher than proposed by string theory

>>614462
That's the idea. But srsly, it's not going to be, 'OMG look, there it is!'.
Best we can hope for is a successful test, and 3 months of speculative interpretations followed by journals and the rest.

>>614393
7 TeV is only relative between the two opposite moving particles still fast as fuck though

T-minus 30 minutes.
Excited, /sci/?

"jiggaelectronvolts"

Fuck yeah, finally someone pronouncing giga correctly.

>>614462

It turns out it's god.

>>614468
we might not know why, but we know tons of HOW.
since its such a constant thing, people have faith that it will continue to act like we've observed it to.

btw. collision in 1.5 hours!

i wonder if brian cox is riding a bicycle from station to station...

>>614477
I thought that was per beam and collectively it was 14TeV

>>614467

You're right about everything except the apocalypse part. Jesus is just going to pop out, say "Apocalypse tiem!!! J/K lol." then disappear until another day. This part will be hushed up by the research team, but they'll provide otherwise accurate results.

>>614489

Not for three years buddy, They are doing 7 TeV collisions for 1-2 years, then a 1 year shutdown to prepare for 14 TeV collisions.

>>614464
that exactly what we need. more magic particles.
the particle they use right now are 'gravitons' but those are just guesses and theories

no joke... i had a dream i figured out the solution to gravity and universal theory, like, IN DEPTH and it was fucking SIMPLE but... after i woke up, i couldn't remember the details of the dream, only that i know how everything is connected and how gravity is connected to everything else, but, i can't explain it to anyone else, sorry

What will happen?

Nothing we can measure and anything we can't measure.

>>614495
oh yea, its just 3.5 per beam for now. no full speed til 2013 (or dec 21 2012)

>>614499

Havent heard of mirror particles have you?

>>614494
naw, 3.5 per beam

keep in mind fermi lab is only about 1 per beam

>>614503
fuck, me too !
man that sucks :(

>>614506
string theory is infallible

>>614503
uh sorry if i sound like an idiot.. but i thought gravity was just caused by the rotation of the earth.. you know how like if you get on one of the merry go round things at the park and start spinning really fast they force you down?

>>614503
you too? our collective conscious is leaking.

I find it funny that Christfags are fearful about an experiment that will simulate an event that they do not believe happened anyway.

>>614524
that's centrifugal force.

this shit feels like a loop

>>614524
lol, not close

>>614528
Because they are afraid it will prove that it really happened?

GUISE GUISE

I just saw someone on the webcast who was typing with only two fingers...

Fucking disgusting.

>>614524

We're on the outside of the earth, so that would tend to force us to fly off perpendicularly, not stay put.

>>614528

AHA!

>>614529
"centrifugal force" RAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>614532
so why is there no gravity in space?

>>614515

Average energy for the beam. There are occasional high energy collisions that surpass even LHC collision energies. Thats why I'm withholding excitement. Over the last 20 years the tevatron has more-or-less explored the LHC energies , not enough for conclusive results, but enough to see if there is anything crazy or interesting (like new particles or higgs) at the LHC energies.

>>614541
spinning has nothing to do with it, its the fact that there is mass not what the mass is doing.

>>614534

He was typing in binary.

>>614539
centripetal?

>>614541
there is...
why do you think we revolve around the...

god damn trolls. shoo

>>614541

There is, Gravity is the only force that is truly universal, Electric forces, while powerful are very rare and local.

>>614552
no no, it was a woman typing letters with her two index fingers. I hate that.

>>614530
yeah it does feel like a loop

>>614503
When I was reading a shitload of theoretical physics books, I'd occasionally have dreams like this too. Said dreams also sometimes consisted of having no trouble manipulating objects in four-dimensional space, leaving me to be like "wat" when I woke up.

>>614558
>rare
>happens within every molecule

>>614560
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>614558
thats only due to how powerful they are and electromagnetic differences in high amount wont survive long... so most shit is neutral... but it still has effects out to infinity

>>614539
http://xkcd.com/123/

>>614563
I've gotten pretty comfortable thinking in 5 dimensions. 3D + time + energy.

>>614570

>rare and local
>local

On cosmological scales, Electric forces are nearly nonexistant. Gravity is the only truly universe spanning force.

>>614581
how is energy a dimension?

>>614503
Ive actually had extraordinarily vivid dreams along those lines as well...

I'm pretty sure mass is just lonely and whats to be next to other mass. Its that simple

>>614583
now now, lets not forget negative energy theory

>>614605
you're kidding rite?
gtfo /sci/

>>614605
based on how all mass share energy between 3D and time.

the faster you travel in 3D, the slower you travel in time. vise versa. the 5th dimension, Energy is a measure of that total energy - which for right now is a constant per things of mass.

So, were all gonna die amirite?

Shit shit shit I'm running late for work AGAIN

I should be at the LHC within the hour guys. Never fear, I have a feeling it's going to be a GOOOOOD DAAAAY

The quench detector picked up induced fields from the smaller SPS collider that is contained within the radius of the LHC,

nutty.

>>614646
wow. exactly what i thought-

nutty

>>614627
so how is something thats non-variable be considered dimensional?

Got quiet on the cams. anyone know what is going on right now?

>Injecting beam

>>614664

they expected to be colliding already so they havent planned interviews or anything. Just waiting for the beams to inject and ramp up again.

>>614659
the amount of energy is based on mass. It changes depending on the object. So different things sit on different levels of energy. Like how my cup is on the desk and the dirty shirt is on the floor

>>614530

this shit feels like a loop

>>614530

this shit feels like a loop

>>614530

this shit feels like a loop

>>614659
its a constant in terms of the 3rd D an measurable mass.
Its dimensional in and of itself...
if you put it into a perceptual framework it makes more sense

Can someone open a tinychat with the live feed?

Chatting live with you guys would be fun.

>>614627
which reminds me. It fascinates the shit out of me that mass has limited energy that it shares between time and speed.
Think about, moving faster, even if its with the help of external energy STEALS energy required to maintain your 'speed' in time.
blows my mind every time

>>614682

Tiny chawt hadroncollider

We have a feed directly from Gordon.

>>614692
where does the extra energy go?
are we getting siphoned off of into some other dimension?

Preparing for new injection from SPS, the smaller accelerator that brings particles to the LHC.

>>614692

You think that's fasinating? I have a brain-gasm every time I read up on Quantum Entanglement.

>>614680
thankyou you were much more helpful than
>>614623


YAY BEAMS INJECTED, also is it just me or is beam two at lower energies than before by a considerable amount?

>>614699
non-locality is fucking crazy

>Unfortunately beam 2 was no good...we had to dump it...going for new injection
half a minute ago via web

Fuuuuu-

are we going to be able to see the beams go off or just the front room?

>>614703
So great :D

>>614703

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time

>>614714

god, do people still use this meme?

>>614711
a real collider would have first person view from the beams

>artist's rendering

>>614703
>>614703
>>614703
>>614703
>>614703
>>614703
>>614703

>>614715

The whole point of studying physics is so that we can "force" an event to happen. Basically, we WILL make Millhouse a meme.

>>614703

oh you, CERN

>>614696
well any external energy for speed increase that i know requires the breakdown of mass into energy.
so the external energy is just being recycled.

but the internal energy that lets you travel forward in time? that seems shared.

which makes me wonder.. if at complete rest, all the energy goes to time movement, then where the does the energy for gravity come from? is that part of E=mc^2?

>>614703
No.

>>614720

Here is your first person view.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7t7CWZcZuc&feature=PlayList&p=BBA4EA8EABF39223&playnext=
1&playnext_from=PL&index=13

cameras are going back.

shit is gonna happen

blow shits up baby

>>614729

I am not sure one CAN be at rest. The earth moves. And I am sure that the fabric of the universe probably has some direction to it.

I have been away since the ramp down started, what have I missed?

>>614742
they're browsing 4chan, that is all

reinjection has started

>>614682

http://tinychat /wereallgonnadie

>>614739
but even at movement, if E=mc^2 is TOTAL energy for that lump of mass. Then does it account for time movement + gravity as well? or is it just an equation for energy when the mass is annihilated?

>>614715

lol cry more scifag

Third time is the charm

>>614742
nothing!

post mortem - what in hell means that ?

Cern is trolling /sci/

>>614756
where are you getting that?

>>614768
http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1

>>614768

>Go to webcast site, choose "control screens" instead of live webcast

Bottom-line it for me: If it kills us all, when'll it happen?

>>614756
After death analysis.

>>614785
in about 50 minutes to an hour

>>614785

Killing us all is expected to be a memoryless exponentially distributed process.

>>614790

No, the one that people think could kill us wont be until 2013 apparently.

Fuck - are we going to die ?

prepare for ramp

>>614785

Don't worry, you will never know it happened.

>>614703
theyre starting to ramp! fingers fucking crossed

S 12 better fucking behave this time.

OH SHIT! IT'S ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN! HOLY SHIT!

Ramp has started

OMG OMG OMG IS IT HAPPENING

My microwave just exploded what's going on?

What if the LHC accidentally a hole to another universe where your mother isn't a fat bitch and you didn't lose the game?

>>614828
What if the LHC made you grow up?

There is Police Activities in Cern - some fucker have stolen over 12 protons from the LHC !
I´m going to keep You update.

>>614824
i loled

>>614832
lololol

Nice anon.

I CAN SEE THE FACE OF GOD /SCI/ IT IS GLORIOUS HE HAS A MUSTACHE I LOVE YOU ALLFDRRTFGDRGDRFGBGFVBGH

the talking in the background... seems fitting

RAMPING AGAIN?

WAT

>>614848

First injection was no good, after the restart that is.

>>614828
What if the LHC accidentally a hole to another universe where all bitches are horny but you always lose the game?

fucking hideous

>>614851
Nothing would change for i would stay in my basement (aka dungeon fortress)

45 more minutes!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU going to grab a couple of beer to welcome the end of the world

...update...

end of the world in 30 minutes

lol, ATLAS is using ManyCam

>>614864
tell me when it's nearing so i can start raping people

fuck, well im not sure if i should go to bed or what
am i going to die?

Odds on it failing just before 1500 GeV again?

This reporter chick is so clueless =/

>>614875
i'd say moderate

THEYRE USING TRIPCODES
WHY ARE THEY USING TRIPCODES

>>614873

if you die it'll happen regardless of sleeping durr

This is fucking exciting.

if i hear "from japan" one more time...

the people from the future are going to stop it again somehow

THE ONE WHERE YOU MIGHT DIE ISN'T UNTIL 2013, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

Fucking boring to wait - I started my homebuild
LHC - I use ice-cubs for cooling and battery from Mothers dildo to produce a impact.

>>614891
let us know when you are going to fire it, so i can get my drink on before i die

>>614887
i lol'd

So wait, when are they activating it?

>>614890
But world ends 2012. Hurr

My webcast keeps freezing. Wat do.

>>614903
yesterday

WTF are they talking about!
Stop laughing!

guis

guiis

hey

gusie

are they laughing at me?

>>614913
yes, tripfag

>>614875

1513 GEV

Lol'd at "ramping AGAIN."

Seriously, this shit should have been done hours ago.

About 4 hours ago, to be precise.

>>614879
the beams show stability this time though

OH SHIT DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT? I'M GENUINELY SCARED NOW

if 4chan built the LHC ...

All I see is people sitting there talking, am I on the wrong stream?

I think I saw that reporter in a porn film once.

MIC CHECK MIC CHECK

>>614926
no its the waiting game

>>614926
No that's the right one.

Here's the other one though:

http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1

Shows graphs n shit.

>>614918
>>614875
you guys sleeping or something? it's already past 1770 GeV

nearly at 1.5

>>614938
where are you getting that from?

>>614945

http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1

>>614938
Oh wow, 1.88 TeV...

>.>

He's obviously from the future.

>>614945
http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1

>>614938
>>614875

oh no, the LHC is already distorting space/time

I kissed my hamster goodbye

Secret weapons are secret...

from japan from japan from japan from japan

FROM JAPAN

2000 GEV

hey check it out guys this part is from Japan

Cute accent from the girl.

IT'S LIKE I'M PHYSICALLY IN JAPAN

Japan....time?

>>614883
>>614883
>>614883
>>614883
>>614883
>>614883
>>614883
>>614883

I am physically in Japan. (Mentally in Geneva.)

Guy on the left has downs syndrome?

Is there anything you'd like to add sir-sir-sirrr.

WHAT THE FUCK MY CAST FROZE I CAN ONLY HEAR SOUNDS

GABE NEWELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN JAPAN?

dat echo

I will die happy fapping

holy shit am i tripping balls?

>>614983
lulz, my first thought also

THIS IS THE VOICE OF GOD.
STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW, ITS SILLY

NINJA INFLITRATED JAPAN!

Lol at yellow sweater man.

2,000 magnets, more than 10,00s of other types . . .

guy in yellow is an assassin

HEY GUY, WE ARE RECORDING, GET OUT OF THAT ROOM

This shit is exciting.

>>614999
...Contact?

>>614994
>>614999

TO THE FUCKING BUS

haha old man make the joke.

Quentin Tanrantino is there : )

"Get on the bus if you want to witness the end of the world!"

GET ON THE BUS MOTHERFUCKERS

Did he just say he was touching wood, and then took his hand out of his pocket?

STICKY HO!

>>614914
>>614914
>>614914

My audio is fucked up, like it has echo or some shit.

FROM JAPAN

See, no black holes.

lets throw a watch against the wall at close to the speed of light, watch all the components come flying out, catch it on high speed and try to figure out how it works.. science, FUCK YEAH!

AND SHE ASKS THE QUESTION WE'VE ALL BEEN ASKING

DO WE HAVE TO FEAR BLACK HOLES

Man, physicist are so hip with their Macs. I want to buy a Mac so I can be just like them.

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET COLLISIONS???

Well. That's good to know. No black holes.

Hey, /sci/, can you explain to this poor /b/tard what there is to be excited about ? Will they resolve the universe as soon as they hit the 3,5TeV ?

>>615049
There looking for God.

>>615041
whole ATLAS runs on Mac :D

anyone want to collide large hardons with me?

DARK SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE

>>615048

You never know....YOU NEVER KNOW....

even if the odds are rather....small

The chick on the left--you can nearly see up her skirt.

>>615057
I don't think you have large hardrons.

telescopes and other devises

Brain Electroconvulsive Shock Treatment (ECT)
This is an setup - warning for all retards here -
stay away from the computer !

I mean, the chick on the right. (Sorry, I'm a /b/tard).

>>615068
vid sauce plox

lol at the dude who just sat down on the left.

he has a stupid accent

>>615066

Yeah, enjoy your hand

I bet you one of the people there is God disguised to see if us pitiful human's will uncover some deep dark secret not meant for our unworthy eyes to find.

>>615062
You'll probably be given 100 tons of gold ingots in 5 minutes, at your doorstep.
If it happens, please tell me.

>>615084

His name is apparently "Jammy Boyd".

HOLY SHIT.. LOOK AT HIS TEETH!

>>615073
I don't get the image...

>>614963

Goodbye /sci/

>>615101
he looks like gollum

What's the current status of the LHC?

I like how Bad Teeth Man kicked that woman out of her chair so can show off his teeth.

Looks like jogger dude is trying to hide a boner.

new guy looks like troll face

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COLLISIONS??

>>615127

Very soon

3.15 TeV

shes getting so wet i can see it in her eyes

>>615051
Seriously, would they get any results today ?

PLAZZMA PLAZZMA PLAZZMA

>>615122
the lady looked down at his boner and smiled hieuhehueuehuhe

Brace for epic. 3.2 TeV...

I'm coming clean.

Who wuld hit the interviewer woman? Who's with me???

I want to see that redhead in the background myself

JAY LENO!

3.3 TeV

>>615145
Excuse me, but is the GeV count what you call TeV? I'm having a bit of trouble understanding the charts

Did somebody say dark matter?

Someone very briefly give me an explanation of super symmetry .

why is the broadcast only a single picture with lagging audio for me? ):
is it normal?

>>615157
Are you fucking kidding me? I can't stand this bitch, she's a horrible interviewer and she's not attractive at all. Fucking /sci/fags are so out of touch with nature.

>>615172
G = Giga
T = Tera (1000 Giga)

is there a tiny chat for anyone who is serious about what going on?

>>615172
3300 GeV = 3.3TeV

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE KNOW IT
.....and I feel fine....

3.44Tev

Almost there.

>>615123
Source on this

I googled it there is no LHC in Geneva - Fucking the best Troll Ever

Fucking A /sci/, I'm gonna be up for fucking ever. I just poured a pint of coffee. Anyone else planning to follow this thing all day?

>>614050

so at what time are they going to activate it?

Ramping has finished.
Did you bring snacks?

>>615203
http://vistar-capture.web.cern.ch/vistar-capture/lhc1.png
f5 = refresh

3.5 TERAVOLTS

BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>615190
>>615186
Thank you. Also, what is the TeV size they hope to achieve? 7?

3,5TeV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.5 TeV

DID THAT GUY JUST DROP THE S-BOMB?

>>615209
Once they reach 7TeV, they're at 3.5 TeV right now.

lol.. that guy looked like Newt Gingrich

oh shit. 3.5 TeV. Exciting

Newt Gingrich/Jay Leno hybrid... FUUUUUUU

>>615228

This is a 3.5TeV run, 7TeV is in 2013

OH GOD. SOMEONE HOLD ME.

DID ANYONE ELSE JUST HEAR FAPPING NOISES

>>615235
Ah, that makes more sense, thanks.

>>615235
Will the second beam's GeV amount to the current 3500 on the counter, or will it show a separate counter?

>>615252
Yep. Large Hardon Collisions all over the place.

THE GAME!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WIN and game is over if this post ends in 1

>>615245
lazy cuntz

>>615245
this is 7TeV isnt it?

2 opposite beams at 3.5 = 7 TeV relatively

Live streaming science, FUCK YEAH

Are they high?!?!

>>615266

Sorry my bad, it's 7 TeV per bean in 2013, 14 TeV total

Exciting!

3,5 TeV at the #LHC... Adjusting the beams now.

THIS IS AWESOME.

(sorry, /b/tard here).

>>615287
They will do 14 too? :O
Not lazy at all :D

I don't know how to feel about this.

is anyone capping this in case of EPIC fucking fail?

FROM JAPAN

will i be able to see something cool or is the result just some numbers?

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR FROM JAPAN ONE MORE DAMN TIME

THE BACK OF MICHIO KAKU'S HEAD

Guys, what is the page for the second beam?

>>615313
just some numbers and graphs

The leader of CERN has already evacuated to Japan.

This is not a good sign.

>>615313
Probably numbers.
But you're seeing what could be history in the making, so shut it.

THE LARGE HADRON SENSITIVE

IT'S GONNA ERUPT OH MAN

>>615330
If the worst case scenario takes place, not even fucking Neptune would be far enough.

WHEN DOES THE SECOND BEAM START

Moment of truth! GOOOO!

Laboratory for High Energy , HVSA Goddard Code 661, Greenbelt, MD 20771 is warning Cern to procede - for some minutes ago - they are waiting for respond - no beam until contact !
( No permission )

>>615320
both beams are visible - blue and red

http://vistar-capture.web.cern.ch/vistar-capture/lhc1.png

additional LHC status windows:
http://vistar-capture.web.cern.ch/vistar-capture/lhc2.png
http://vistar-capture.web.cern.ch/vistar-capture/lhc3.png
http://vistar-capture.web.cern.ch/vistar-capture/lhc4.png

Somethings wrong with my connection. ANyone else experiencing problems or is it just me?

mines stopped aswell

Shouldn't have wasted my time working on that project just to have the world end. FFFUUUU--

stopped but restarted!

fucking pakki!

You people are all stupid, this was all filmed in a studio somewhere... I can tell because..

1. There is no wind on the moon, look the flag waves
2. You can't see any stars
3. I can tell by the shadows of the rocks, they just don't match.

ITS ALL FAKE!

>>615389
>>615378
Okay, just making sure it was them and not me.

you hear that guys?
no risk of anything bad happening!

There is a strange light over Geneva - what is it ? Help

Holy shit, is it getting crowded or what?

>By some unforeseen...

ohgodohgodohgodohgod

>happenings

Oh thank god

FROM JAPAN!!!!!!!!!

>from japan

FROM JAPAN

>>615417
Things don't get quoted verbatim all the time.
Also, Wallace Breen.

for Japan

wtf???

>>615413

yes!!!!

this is history in the making,
i need to find a crowbar just in case

Beams will be collapsed soon! Then a new stabilization will be needed before experiments will be able to observe the first collisions.

BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm scared guise!!

Alignment coming up. We're witnessing history guys. Fucking. History.

we are dead

I LOVES YOU GUYS
BYE WORLD

From Holland - There is something like " northenlight" in the sy , but fading away - any
other observe this ?

My boiler just kicked in and I about shat myself.

BRACE FOR SCIENCE!

FIRST IMPACT!

WOOOOOOOO

Hungeria here - Yes some strange light in the sky !

PARTY HARD!

WHOOOOOO!!!
too bad the stream is laaaaaaaaagging

>>615526
>>615495
samefag

also, WITNESSING SCIENCE

WE MADE IT!!! YES!!! AHAHAAHHAHA!!!!

>>615567
DONT CELEBRATE YET, THE BEAMS HAVENT COLLIDED

WE'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>615586
See
>>615576

THE STREAM IS SOOO ANNOYING

>>615533

I'm In New Zealand, and my video stream is SMOOTH and good!

>>615576
yeah they have

>>615600
With all this science, you'd think they'd be able to sort the stream out.

hey nothing happened

where is my pikachu

>>615592

They were colliding, just weren't collimated

>>615603

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

I WANT TO GIVE THAT WOMAN ORAL SEX RIGHT NOW.

Anyone else think of the destruction of the death star when everyone started cheering?

God i wish i could have been a part of this.

Can I go sleep now?

>>615649
Nah dude. Brew some coffee and or tea, there's more to be seen. I think.

Mankind has survived......GOD SPEED


Until 2013......

well
that's one world ending cause off the list.

still up for grabs:
aliens, yellowstone supervolcano, asteroid, global warming, ww3, armageddon/rapture, massive solar ray that destroys the grid and causes anarchy from lack of electricity, supernova....

Experiment have seen collisions!!!!!!!!!!! 9 minutes ago via web

>>615654
k

Im kinda pissed this isnt happening here in the US.

>>615668
Yeah man. I drank 6 cups already. This is a new era for particle physics. I don't wanna miss a minute.

>>615662
>massive solar ray that destroys the grid and causes anarchy from lack of electricity

That would be awesome. Like Fallout 3, but without the Rads

>>615612

See:

>>615603

Seriously, I'm in New Zealand, and the stream is perfect . . .

What's up with that?

>>615671
BLAME CLINTON, WE HAD A SEVERAL MILE LINEAR COLLIDER IN THE WORKS N HE CANCELED IT

>>615671
This is a moment for the whole world. Let's not bog it down with talk of nations.

srsly guise, we did it

So much money wasted - nothing happens - they are just horney for Nobel prize in Cern - Faggots

>>615707
shit happened, it's just scientificy

>>615707
Were you expecting a resonance cascade? Flying sparkles? A Boom?

>>615707
more happened than was expected.

>>615707
Jesus christ dude. Let's just wait. It takes time to bring about a new scientific era.

so did they make black matter? What really happened

So what is the current energy status of the LHC? In terms of TeV's

>>615702
I lol'd

So...someone explain to me, why are they doing this? What's the purpose.

>slowpoke.jpg

>>615681
What kind of advances can we expect with these experiments?

>>615746
Nothing yet. They haven't reached total stability yet. Give it time and watch, all will be explained.

FROM JAPAN

>from japan

>>615755
Supposedly an explanation for various light and gravity phenomena in distant parts of the universe. Such as the bullet cluster and other supposed examples of dark matter.

We could not contain the joy.

lol

From where?

>>615802
LOLOL

>>615809
FROM JAPAN

the damn thing cost 9 billion US dollars and they can't get a decent web stream

choppy as hell for me

HURRR FROM JAPAN

Lol these guys are so TV-inexperienced, it makes it even better.

>>615821
works perfect for me.

including Japan? no...

I'm in AZ with perfect stream.

I hate the reporter calling it early. They need to get stable beams & the sensitive gear in.

OMG FROM JAPAN!!

Notice how ecstatic all the geek guys and girls were?

There are gonna be a lot of new geek babies being born nine months from now.

Dark matter is just a theoretical substance right?

>>615842
killed it

SCIENCE IN THE MAKING!

>>615821
Truth

>>615849
Disregard that. I suck so many cocks.

>>615842
I agree

>>615843
lulz

beams are stable, history was made

Impact : False , Shit happens : True

it stopped..

Soooooo. What now?

they are showing pictures i have no clue what it shows :-(

>>615937
it shows circles and colors

>>615945
Gorgeous

Collisions: GREAT SUCCES!

why dont they just point two flashlights at each other, its the same shit right?

>>615964

>>615964
but then what would they use to shine on their faces for scary story time?

>>615964
0/10

A lot of shitty information from Cern that nobady understand ( only themselfs ? ) Why not in simple terms give inf about progress ?

>>615987
lol

>>615987

Yes lets dumb down particle physics for the masses.

Most people don't care about this shit.

has anyone else noticed the ridiculous amount of wine bottles behind the CMS people?

Lots of particles from collision

You fat whale if you say it was important explain why!

>>616033

You wouldn't understand.

Has anybody noticed the girl in green with the backpack on Atlas? What is she, like 12?

Start. Power. Converter. Group. One-hundred-and. Seventy-nine.

>>616062

Screenshot plz.

What the hell is this guy doing?

He doesn't look like he does science.

Fucking idiots - most people who sponsor this shit by taxes can´t afford to go to dendist - but it´s more importent to find some unuseful particle !

>>616099

>CERN
>funding from poor countries

Get out.