Wow

dude in my class asked what causes nuclear decays

LOL what an idiot, haha

>>4534478
Worst way to find out.

>>4534478
holy shit, I did this once in CSULB, made the entire class's jaws drop. I never told them I was just fucking with them but I remember having a hell of a laugh with a friend after class.

>>4534501
Lol def not the same school then

>>4534500
"Mom, dad, according to science dad isn't my real dad...."

I've been in hospital many times and have never been able to find out my blood type.

Why the fuck won't anyone tell me?

>>4534519
Agreed. I asked my doctor and he told me it would cost around $45 to find out. Either he's a dick or the system sucks.

>>4534519
because you're a robot and if you become aware of that you could rise up and overthrow the human race.

It is still possible that one or both of his parents are chimera, that is, are merged fraternal twins whose sperm were sourced from one twin and the blood from the other.

I think the book sperm wars claimed that 10% of all people are conceived while the sperm of two men are present in the woman.

4% of people are unknowingly raised by non-biological fathers.

But who knows if that book is right. A lot of hypotheses.

>>4534478

heard a similar story where some kid found out they were adopted from a gel electrophoresis lab. now they just do intron dna.

>inb4biologynotscience

>global warming

>theory that the earth's core is heating up

Don't worry, it wasn't a teacher. But still.

>>4534522
most blood banks will offer to tell you when you give blood

>>4534547
Any idea if you can give blood on levothyroxine?

inb4

>in bio class
>learning about the contents of ejaculate
>semen + fructose - a type of sugar
>girl puts hand up, "Why doesn't it taste sweet?"
>LOLOLOLOLOL

>>4534594
i lol'd

>>4534594

>>4534478
> Physics I:
> Professor starts saying something like "Oh Shit"
> Then starts talking about the difference between swearing at British and American universities
> The Brits swear a lot while the Americans never swear

> Mechanics:
> Professor encourages us to always ask questions whenever we feel so
> Asian girl sitting in the first row of the lecture hall is signaling the professor that she has a question
> Professor pays her attention
> Says the guy next to her was too shy to ask a question by himself
> Entire lecture hall has a laugh
> Electrodynamics:
> Professor introduces abstract index notation in the special relativity chapter
> One guy had problems getting familiar it during lecture
> Asks a question concerning index swapping on the special lorentz transformation
> By the looks on the professor's face, he automatically assumed that the student didn't know any Linear Algebra.
> Shocked by it he writes down two matrices with entries A,B,...,I and 1,2,...,9 and starts talking about what matrices are for ~ 10 seconds.

>Ordinary Differential Equations (= Real Analysis III):
>Professor holds a giant dildo shaped trash bin between his arms to explain us some definitions on the curved surface of it
>Professor was too slow in Real Analysis I that's why he's still doing stuff from Real Analysis II in our Ordinary Differential Equations course.
>Becomes enthusiastic about explaining to us submanifolds.
>Main theorem on submanifolds
>First explains us all five different formulations of the theorem using five sketches supposed to display submanifolds and the mapping, but however which all look pretty much the same

In electromagnetism
Professor talking about some shit
Mature age student raises hand
"How fast is the hubble telescope?"
"What?"
"How fast is the hubble telescope?"
"Why would I know that?"
Class continues

>>4534735
>Introduction to Theoretical Physics
>Professor is a former engineer who changed to the physics department since his one closed
> Lecture usually quite boring
> Professor starts talking about pistons in gas filled tubes
> Me and guys next sitting to me think all as piston as an euphemism for penis
> Professor starts talking about the piston moving and illustrates it with hand movements
> Further uses a wording which emphasizes the mechanics of it
> We break out in shy laughter.

>first applied maths tutorial
>talking about some so called paradoxes in SR
>professor, complete socially inept geek, farts

>>4534751
>2012
>not knowing the speed of the Hubble telescope
what *do* you learn in your classes?

My Radio Therapeutic teacher.
>Homeopathic medicine work.
But isn't it just water that supposed to remember the stuff that it came in contact with?
>Not that part.

I expected more from a guy like.

>>4534785
What? What is Radio Therapeutics anyway?

>>4534512
"you're not my mum either"

>>4534478
A kid asked whether anal meant the baby came out of your ass... three days before the GCSE paper.

Ooh, also we had someone ask if methane was CH4, and octane was C8H18, Sugarcane was C6H11O6CH3. Not sure if they were serious

>>4534785
>Radio theraputics
>woo

How did you study evidence that doesn't exist?

>>4534594
>>4534599
>>4534617
samefag, your pasta is stale.

>>4534789
cancer treatment

>>4534798
All of this depresses me.

>>4534798
would be funnier if used sucrose's formula

>>4534767
>tutorial
>farting professor

oxford?

>>4534478
It is possible but is very unlikely. Mutations in both parents for an enzyme that attaches the A and B groups, effectively making them seem recessive. Son inherits A and B but has workin enzyme. Mutations for this enzyme are like 1/100k but due to shit like this blood type is no longer the goto for paternity tests.

>>4534831
UCL

he was a good guy, applied knot theory to coronal ejections

>>4534838
Still grounds for the 'father' to ask for a paternity test if the blood types fail to match up like that.

Math prof went to the toilet and forgot to turn off the remote microphone.

The entire lecture hall was dying in laughter hearing him piss.

>>4534845
Just be glad he wasn't teaching natural logs.

>>4534594

> Professor stops for a moment, taken aback, then adds with a wry smile "It doesn't taste sweet, because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue"

>>4534845
inb4 sued for sexual harasment

you fucking americans and your sick society

>Be in first year Statistic class
>Week 11 out of 12 in the semester
>Going over review for the final exam
>A girl in the back puts her hand up
>"What is the symbol you just wrote?"referring to the Sigma symbol
>Teacher looks at her shocked as we have been using this symbol from week 1
>Asks who else doesn't know what it is
>Half the class puts their hand up

>>4534870
This is also wrong. Damn /sci/ you sure do suck at bio.

>>4534913
us biologists are a hunted race, nearly as close to extinction as the noble engineer, which will eventually die out due to its refusal to mate with a heterosexual partner.

Oh wow, either a misunderstanding or shit parents, or both.

>>4534870
shit its 6th grade myth

>>4534478
yo, i need some references on heritability of blood type. i'm going to do some snooping into my genetics

>>4534876

aaahahahahahahaha....half the people probably didn't come to the first class, or if they did, weren't paying attention. People tend not to ask questions.

Remember that science experiment where you take a cotton swab of your saliva and put it under a microscope to see the bacteria that lives in your mouth? A girl in my class got really excited and called the teacher over to her microscope thinking she discovered a new kind of organism. It was sperm.

This is a totally fake story I heard somewhere, it's probably an urban legend, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

>>4534937
They didn't come because it is one of the few classes in the uni where the lecturer doesn't enforce compulsory attendance. But the kicker is that we had been doing weekly quizzes which in total were due 30% of our total mark in which Sigma plus many other symbols had been in. So not knowing a basic one pretty much makes me think they failed the fuck out of an easy 30%.

>>4534594

Actually if you eat lots of fruit, it can taste sweet-ish.

HS, Freshman Physical Science Class.
Teacher came up with the most fucking hilarious questions I've ever seen.

I remember one about a garfish and a giant squid having a final battle for the universe or something.

About 10% of people have different fathers than they think they do. This has been confirmed in many genetic studies, usually a side discovery of research into genetically transmitted ailments, which involved taking DNA samples of thousands of people and their parents.

>First year Computer science
>There is about 200 people in the lecture hall
>The lecturer always asks rhetorical questions in class
>Aspie at the back of the lecture hall always shouts out the answers to the rhetorical questions
>Due to his autism he can't comprehend that it is not socially acceptable
>Everyone mocks him and laughs at him
>Due to his autism he thinks everyone is laughing with him and giving him complements

>>4534519
it's a specific test to find out the blood type, so it's not done unless necessary

>In high school science class - can't remember which grade
>The chapter we are doing is sexual reproduction
>Stupid girl asks if you can loose your virginity by masturbation

Grade 10 science when my teacher explained that space exploration was just a worthless stunt that wasted money, just so we can look at some dirt in space. Then went on to say that all that money should instead go towards exploration of the oceans. She didn't explain why. I guess she just loves oceans.

She was a good teacher otherwise, and I enjoyed the way she mocked the stupidity of creationism.

>>4535045
You are laughing, he is happy. Everyone wins.

>>4535060

Reminds me of that diving bell man who posts on here from time to time.

>>4535059
>yfw you realize that she just started masturbating back then

>>4535046

Seriously? We did it in middle school science class.

>>4535066
Yes, that was what made it funny

>>4535059
what's unfortunate is that she was probably told that for some ignorant reason by her parents/church

it's a great thing she asked, not everyone gets good sex ed at home, my parents constantly denied my participation in sex ed until deep into high school and failed to properly educate me

I had to find out everything from the library, and assholes like you treated me like shit because I was so sheltered

the concept of virginity is also subject to social definition as well as the clinical application

>>4535066
>yfw you realise her dad probably told her that to stop her from masterbating until she was 21 so she wouldnt ruin her life with children at 16 years old.

>>4535045
>yfw when you realise you prioritised social acceptability over academic learning making you a fuckton less intelligent than the person you laughed at

>mfw Im in physics lecture and the professor starts ranting about the babylonians creating the system of time (60 secs in a min, 60 mins in an hour) for 45 minutes until someone asks "why did they use base 60?" and he responds "because they are 365 days in a year!" To which the student replies "but 60 doesnt go into 365" to a roar of laughter.

>>4535078
How often do you masturbate your cunt?

Not related to science class but still funny

>Be 17 in english class
>Our desks are arranged in groups
>There are five of us in a group
>Extremely hot/cute girl sitting next to me
>The only problem is her cunt stinks
>Everyone in the group can smell her vagina
>It smelt like dead fish
>The girl somehow cannot smell it her self

>>4534858

That is brilliant

>>4535115

>This is my fetish.

>>4535115
she probably got laid during recess

>discussing Cloning in middle school biology
>i mention shortened telomeres contributing to premature "aging"
>teacher obvioulsy has no idea what telomeres are and gets angry at me

>>4535238
sad that

good teachers aren't insecure and admit ignorance.
bad teachers dismiss knowledge outside of their own ability
really bad teachers get butt hurt and blame student about it

High school professor:

"I'll explain you a trick! If a=1 you don't need to multiply a*c"

> facepalm

(I swear she was not ironic)

My German teacher once told me that Philosophy was a serious science.

>>4535254
wait so....what?
Sorry I went to an american highschool. We haven't seen that yet.

>>4535254
wait.. what's wrong with that?

What could c be that changes the outcome?

>>4535270
>>4535266
Wait, you're serious, aren't you?

>>4535080
>mfw Im in physics lecture and the professor starts ranting about the babylonians creating the system of time (60 secs in a min, 60 mins in an hour) for 45 minutes until someone asks "why did they use base 60?" and he responds "because they are 365 days in a year!" To which the student replies "but 60 doesnt go into 365" to a roar of laughter.
What's the joke? I don't understand either.

>>4535283

There isn't one. The entire audience consisted of insecure autists who lack a sense of humour. One of them took a chance that the student was making a stupid remark, so started to laugh so as to look smart to the prof. The rest of them, not wanting to miss the bandwagon, all joined in, leaving that one student feeling like a moron, and the professor cursing the fact that he is stuck lecturing these imbeciles.

>>4535285
Yeah, this shit happens every other week or so.

>>4535274
Well, help me out here, I can't think of any value to plug in for c that will get a result other than 1.
Just name off a couple please

>>4535283
well 60 doesnt go exactly into 365, what was funny was the proffesors facepalm as he literally walked out of the hall.
>>4535285
wrong.

>>4535274
Oh shit I thought it was a^c not a*c

My mistake, wouldn't be multiply anyway in that case.

>>4535290
>well 60 doesnt go exactly into 365, what was funny was the proffesors facepalm as he literally walked out of the hall.
Well either you let out some important details or your professor is a pretentious fuckcunt for doing that.

>>4535270


Err... it's not wrong... it's... obvious...

>>4535290

There aren't 24 hours in a day and there are not 365 days in a year.

>>4535296
Not only for that, he was the kind of guy that would rant in every lecture, hed be in the middle of talking about velocity and would try and use some metaphor or real life example and then get angry at his own example and spend the rest of the lecture shouting about it.

He also went absolutly nuts if you got simple maths wrong but refused to accept that he had written an equation wrong.

He was a massive fuckcunt and 70% of the class failed, the only reason I didnt is because I was taught it all before I got there, a load of us would go straight from that class to the closest bar and sit drinking and laughing at the lessons whilst they would try and figure out what had actually been said that was physics.

>>4535302
thats the point, we had been sitting listening to him for fucking ages about this, and tbh I think its a fair question, why use base 60 if it doesnt actually accuratly divide into the number of hours and days.

At that point we had lost all respect for him as he continually showed no respect or even common decency to us.

when more than half a class fails an exam, the lecturer blames the students for not studying

this is in 3rd year engineering

what the fuck, who employs people who cant teach, seriously?

>>4535333
in universities lecturers and professors are employed for academic ability, not teaching skills.

it's sad but true

>>4535333
Is the class taught by someone who is not an engineer? Because if so it's obvious you will never meet his standards.

>>4534522
No, it's a reasonable pricing.
$1 for a drop of Antigen A
$1 for a drop of Antigen B
$43 for a doctor to stab your finger, and drip a little of your blood into the Antigen A and the Antigen B, then look at it in a few minutes.

And there's your pricing scheme.

>>4535334
>>4535335

My Mechanics of Concrete Lecturer is so fucking terrible. We have these 2 hour lectures. On Monday he just talks about some bullshit about how the industry is corrupt and how the standards are wrong. He uses a projector to show us PDFs which are fucking unreadable for the people sitting behind the first 3 rows. He doesn't have any cursor on Adobe Reader, so no one knows what the fuck this man is on about. This is in a lecture theater with 300 seats. He uses the whiteboard and has illegible writing which is again unreadable beyond the first 3 rows of seats. 90% of the lecture is this person just babbling about some inane irrelevant shit. On Wednesday its literally the same shit. Except this time there are tutors in the room. The tutors don't even prepare for the tutorial. You ask them a question and they just say "I don't know, I haven't looked at the tutorial".

Literally fucking stupid bullshit where a lecturer makes an easy subject hard. And for kicks, he told us to buy a textbook that is 'riddled with errors' according to him.

>>4535364
>BAAWWWW

Grow up.

>>4534478
why is this funny?

>>4535377
It's certainly sad.

>>4535377
It's funny because it's sad to somebody else

>>4535377
the guy had to learn his parents werent his parents as an adult in bio class.

Thats hilarious if your the kind of person that has no empathy or if the person its about is generally detestable.

Assholeworker1 "i have cancer"
worker2 "lol you fucking asshole you deserve it, is it rectal?"

>>4535369

>nothing is ever bad just deal with it that's what real men do

>>4535385
It has been an oft-repeated joke for far longer than the "why doesn't sperm taste sweet, then?" one.

>be at work
>manager calls our team of 35 people into the meeting room, all ages, colours and creeds.
>tells us there was an accident report for someone tripping over their own shoelaces
>proceeds to demonstrate how to tie shoes to people as old as 60
>wonders why everyone starts laughing

My Academy is on a peninsula with a population of about 1500 (including the college) and it's also about 85% male.

*In Engineering Chemistry. Student thinks he has a chemical burn on his hand from the previous week's lab.*

Student: "It's either the acids/bases we were using in lab or the lotion I was using last night. Probably the lotion.."
Professor:”I guess you could sue the school technically since the lotion incident happened on campus..”
Student:”well not that incident.. I’ve had many lotion incidents.. It’s a lonely town…”

>>4535440
i lol'd when i heard it out loud in my head

>girl asks unrelated question
>"if an atomic bomb explodes directly on the border between two countries, what country would be destroyed?"
>class is in silent awe after witnessing something stupid like this
>professor screams at her for asking such a stupid question and kicks her our

> funniest

Freshman, Physics I class, first day.

Professor: so, if an elephant and a rock with equal weight are falling from a tower, which one falls faster?
Student: It their weight is the same, they hit the ground at the same time.
Professor: FALSE! Don't you see the elephant has ears to fly with?

>>4535453
>someone is curious, wants to know things
>punish them for it
>disapprove of them for not knowing things

Oh, human race.

>>4535481

> borders
> human society construct

>>4535481

Did you even read the question?

>>4535481

There's "being curious" and "refusing to extend any basic consideration in formulating sensible questions that are pertinent to the subject and aren't brain farts".

bump in the name of Laughter

>>4534927
Sixth graders get all kinds of confused about the taste of semen.

>>4535078
>it's a great thing she asked, not everyone gets good sex at home, my parents constantly denied my participation in sex until deep into high school and failed to properly educate me

that my physics teacher couldn't answer my questions that he called me brilliant for asking because they dealt in quantum physics when we were doing "perfect situations" when we didn't even know if the things we were supposed to be figuring out were being done in a vacuum when the correct answers would suggest they were so i intentionally failed but he wanted me to come back for physics 2 so he gave me a bullshit research project to do to save my grade last minute, didn't do it, enjoyed my winter break instead.

>>4534594
Girls asks a legitimate question without being embarassed about her sexuality.

>>4534599
>>4534617
Virgin faggots laugh at her and still wonder why they're virgins.

>>4535453
>>professor screams at her for asking such a stupid question and kicks her our
This didn't happen.

>>4535822
Most professors are narcissistic, jaded, egotistical assholes. You'll learn this soon enough.

>>4535882
While your generalization is applicable to many professors, that behavior is the type that could cause you to be fired from a tenured position.

It didn't happen.

An earth sciences class with a hermaphroditic teacher who basically disregarded the lesson plan and turned the course into his/her personal podium from which to convince all of us that because hermaphrodites exist, gender is a social construct and a spectrum rather than binary. I wrote in a paper that a statistically insignificant number of people born with birth defects did not invalidate the biological fact of gender duality and that she was making inappropriate use of class time for personal philosophical reasons.

I was called into the dean's office the next day and subtly threatened with expulsion on the grounds that I had violated the tolerance policy.

>>4535904
How is correcting someone on a medical issue intolerance? And how is punishing people for having views other than what you expect them to tolerance?

If they did expel you, you should have taken them to court on it.

Well there was this smelly east indian girl in my grade 8 science class who was so gross she would stink up the whole room after a few minutes.

So one day I brought her a stick of deoderant, a bar of zest and a jar of water so she knew what it looked like and offered these items to her and she had a shitfit and the teacher came over and found out what was going on, took the items, put them on his desk and kept them there all day.

Apparently whenever anybody asked about what that stuff was doing on his desk he explained with a big smile while everybody busted up laughing.

And so I never pissed in his fishtank again.

>>4535888
>It didn't happen.
This might surprise you but people have done stuff that can get them fired.

>>4534478
i had a similar occurrence in a bio class in high school. some kid or chick (don't remember) found out she was adopted

>some girl asks what the density of water is
>the teacher says it depends what state it's in
>she says what if it's in California

>>4535945
did the class burst out in laughter?

>>4535948

yes

>>4535951
That's actually a prime stupid Americans joke

>>4535078
>>4535078

Cry more, pussy.

>be genius
>math teacher buys pizza for three students who stayed after school
>lets me cut the pizza for the other two students
>i cut the pizza using two horizontal "chords" so that each slice as a seemingly "different" size but the same area
>we all have a good laugh when we eat the pizza and prove that the area of the each chunk of pizza has the same area on the board

>>4535970
So that's what the forever alone virgins did after school.

>in high school calculus class
>doing differentiation
>teacher goes "what's the derivative of x^x"?
>girl goes "wouldn't it be (x-1)x^(x-1)?
>I laugh out loud so hard and uncontrollably that I fall out of my chair
>teacher, while trying to hold back laughter, tells me to "get the hell out" and he'll "see me after class"
>pack up my stuff and leave the class room while still laughing really noisily

>>4535970
i honestly hope that that (like many other greentext stories on 4chan) never happened

holy shit and i thought i was a forever alone beta virgin

>>4535990
What makes you think we were forever alone beta virgins?
Just because we're smart doesn't mean we're beta, forever alone, or virgins.

The reason we were there was because we got detention and were undergoing an after school disciplinary program. At the end of each week, we'd get pizza if we showed progress.

All three of us were in the gifted program.

I was there because I lived far away from home and stole (borrowed) peoples bikes to get home. Then, when I got back to school, I'd chain them back up.

The other guy was there because he regularly got blowjobs on school property and was caught participating in a double blowjob in the girls' bathroom.

The final one was there because he got drunk in class (because it was boring) and had sex with a girl on school property.

I wasn't caught doing promiscuous things like that because I had a girlfriend already (and still have the same one, in fact).

We're smart - not beta/forever alone/virgins. Don't believe movie stereotypes, guys.

>>4535970
>teacher molests and viciously rapes all three of us

you forgot that part

>>4534751
what a fucking stuck up asshole

is it so hard to say

"i can't remember right now but i'll check it up and get back at you"

or

"why?"

or

"i don't remember but you can go to nasa's website and it shows the tracker"

or if he was a good prof he'd know the HST is an LEO object, and knowing it's acceleration plus an estimative of it's mass ~20,000lbs he could calculate it in 10s

that's why students are less and less interested in classes nowadays and then professors get burnout complaining at how students only care about grades and passing, i know he has to stick to the program but maybe the student had a point (which he never made it because the prof cut him lose) or even if he didn't the prof doesn't have to be a fucking robot

>>4535999
Apparently you are unaware of the workings of the internet friend. Nobody cares about you, or your strange lies.

>>4536009
No, it's because students think that being smart = having lots of pointless knowledge.

Use common sense - why the fuck would a professor know such a stupid useless fact like that?

>>4535999
wow after reading all that you really do sound like the next ramanujan, i rest my case.

you can go back to being molested by your pedo math teacher now.

>>4536016
>jealous forever alone neckbeard that is envious of my sexual, criminal, and social conquests as well as my intelligence and dapper charisma

What else should I have suspected from 4chan?

>>4536025
you're not only a genius but also a badass, wow i'm so jealous of you, you must get a lot of pussy, i bet one of your 5 top model gfs is blowing you right now as we talk

>>4536009
You don't need the mass. The relevant numbers are the orbit radius and gravitational field. So 10 m/s^2 and on the order of 10^7 m for the radius for an order-of-magnitude estimate of 10^4 m/s.

>>4536015
You're missing the point, entirely.

>In spanish class
>Teacher asks "fun fact: what is the biggest cash crop of Iran?"
>One student says "oil?"

I couldn't believe it. It was in tenth grade and I had been going to school with her since seventh, so I've heard some stupid shit from her, but this blew my mind.

>Same class, different day
>Filling out worksheets
>"What does la computadora mean?"
>Bertstares everywhere

>>4536039
That's right. Admitting you are jealous of me and my badassery is the first step to becoming badass yourself.
I DO actually get a lot of pussy from my gf and on the side.

You could learn a lot from me.

>>4535980
Did she say (x−1)xx−1 or xxx−1? The latter would make sense (even though it's wrong, of course), and might have been what she was going for even if it wasn't what she said. It's perfectly valid to think of xx as yz with x substituted in for both y and z; you can then differentiate assuming the base and exponents are constants and put the results together with the chain rule to obtain xxx−1+lnxxx which simplifies to (lnx+1)xx. The only thing that's wrong with xxx−1 is that it's missing the term due to the varying exponent.

>>4534785
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVV3QQ3wjC8&feature=youtu.be

Graduated with a degree in biology (yeah, inb4 "not science") at a "Christian" university. Non of the profs actually believed in shit like that, but the student body had a sprinkling of crazy.

Day 1 Bio 300 something Ecology and Evolutionary Biology.
>Prof starts talking about gene flow.
>Student raises hand.
>Prof: "Yes?"
>Student, "If I were to release this pencil from my hand what would you expect to happen?"
>Prof: "What are you talking about... it would fall. Why?"
>Student: "But according to gravity there's a tiny chance it will float. If that tiny chance doesn't happen you can't expect me to believe the incredibly small chance that life evolved from random chemicals."
>Collective facepalm followed by professor providing a week-long bitchslap on abiogenesis.

Here's one from Physics class. I was in intro physics with a few other pre-meds. One of who was a rather rude kid named Alan.
>Professor is going off on a rather cool Bill Nye like tangent into Brownian motion.
>Alan raises hand. Prof: "Yes alan?"
>Alan: "Why are we talking about this? Is this gonna be on the test?"
>Prof: "You know why I love teaching this class, Alan?"
>Alan: "Why?"
>Prof: "It keeps dumbasses like you out of medical school."
>Class laughs
Guess which one of us got into medical school...

>English Class

>>4536078
One more.

Taking some seminar course on Science and Religion. One of about 3 atheists in the course.
Simple shit, we read some Lewis, Polkinghorne, Popper, etc. and talk about it with a few long papers. Having completed my shit, I'm just taking it for fun.

>Somehow idiotic classmate has managed to survive college this far (some bullshit humanities degree).
>Finally pipes up, "I can't believe any of these scientists would buy that evolutionary darwanism [sic]."
>Whole class looks at him, stunned. Not a single author has gone on to argue AGAINST evolutionary theory, so this comes out of left field.
>"I don't think this stuff could hold up in any debate."
>I raise my hand, "I'll debate him, prof." I'm weeks away from getting my degree in Evo Bio.
>Professor thinks it's a good idea
>Next week, I've prepared a number of possible responses, basic arguments, etc. I'm expecting a Behe-like ID argument.
>His first slide: "Evolution: If Humans Came from Chimpanzees, then why are there Chimpanzees?"
>MFW
>He recycles Kent Hovind arguments.
>Thank fuck I prepared for that sort of crazy.

The kid failed out a little while later. He told me in a coffee shop that he was praying for my soul to be freed of .. no joke... "The Demon named Darwin."

>>4536078

Was it Alan?

>>4536106
>Thank fuck I prepared for that sort of crazy.

Jesus, where do you even start?

>>4536109

>>4536106
>>4536078

>>4536122
When the class starts giggling as you re-iterate your opponent's points... well... you get the picture.

I watched Hovind lectures a while ago on a dare. I took a few notes on some crazy points and looked up the actual numbers to find out just *how wrong* the guy was. I didn't realize I'd get to use them again.

>>4536122
Well, not the same guy but I'd actually explain to him how evolution works. The whole "how are chimpanzees still around if we came from them?" thing was covered in an interview by Dawkins as well.

>>4536133
i have no idea how to interpret this gif
what the fuck does it even mean?
is it neck-beard approval