>"Home Improvement" fanfic

I want to read that.

where do you live?

I am considering majoring in computer engineering and depending on location I could provide you with assistance t least location wise. And I am aware of how difficult life is. Dont try to be an hero about it.

isolate self and take a soul searching journey of survival in the amazon.
If you survive you will have life lessons and integrity.
either that or get into so kinda routine thing like heavy drugs, finding ''a bar'' and becomign a regular... voulanteering at some shelter or soemthing.

>>4293299
Louisiana

>>4293293
Visit /fit/, read the sticky, turn your life around.

You'll find some good bros there who want to motivate you.

>>4293303
I'm already ottermode.

>>4293304
Then stop playing vidya and meet girls? Find some meaning in your life?

>>4293306
Easier said than done probably.

>>4293304
pics or it didn't happen

>>4293308
Probably, if you're not good with such things.

In which case, try /fit/ or /adv/ for advice for becoming an alpha and getting women.

>>4293293
Post the fanfic. It sounds fantastic!!!

>>4293314
Agreed

> 20 years old
y u in a hurry?
>Haven't had a date in years
boo hoo

>So-so grades
well, you're not dropping out atleast
>Permavirgin
call over a prostitute if that worries you
>Not satisfied with my current studies
you'd be even less satisfied if you drop out or switch.
>No friends
>Very little free time
Seems you don't have time for friends anyway.
When you do, find some special interest group(aka club) and meet a few guys with shared interests
>Spend most of said free time playing vidya and writing "Home Improvement" fanfic.
What?

I want this fucking fanfic!

POST IT, OP!

>inb4 "Al ejaculated on Tim's face. Tim, dissatisfied with Al's lack of enthusiasm, shouted 'more power!'"

>Be 20 years old
You've got a good 60-80 years left.
>Majoring in Engineering
Hopefully you'll make money on your career.
>Haven't had a date in years
Work-out, clean your teeth, tan, run, clear up your acne, do everything in your power to make yourself better and marketable.
>Live in parents basement
That's okay I live in my parents basement too and I'm 22, but once I graduate I know I'll be better off.
>So-so grades
Get those grades up or just get by passing, and doesn't matter. Just don't drop out.
>Permavirgin
Put a dick in a girl over and over again. It can't be that hard. If unsatisfied go to vegas and buy those hooker to get over with!
>Not satisfied with my current studies
Is your field marketable?
>No friends
Starting tomorrow, just start by saying hi to people and asking how there week went.
>Very little free time
Make time
>Spend most of said free time playing vidya and writing "Home Improvement" fanfic.
keep doing what makes you happy. If it don't then end it.

>>4293293
Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science.

>>4293337

>Aourgh Aourgh Aourgh OOO OO OOO

>>4293352
Bazinga!

>>4293293
Still waiting on that fanfic...

whatever you do, do not make any pudding of any variety at 4am. Youve been warned.

>>4293352

>be in semi-conductor devices class
>professor contrasts conversations at the watering hole with conversations at major conferences involving physics/math/engineering professors
>"In all my years as a renown semiconductor engineer, I have learned one thing for sure: The only difference between us engineers and the physics and math guys is that our paychecks are two times bigger!"
>entire class laughs with smarmy smugness
>true story

Enjoy your butthurt

>be 22
>proceeding well in biochemistry, set to finish in August
>plan to work as lab tech by autumn
>leisure time spent pursuing solitary interests
>feel wistful having forgone friends for my studies past 18 months

Combination of personal sacrifice and non-science friends being on completely different schedules –– have been forlorn lately, but I'm working through it.

>>4293514


bahaarharg

engineerfag here. trolling science majors is a terrific pastime. Its fun telling them how unimportant their research is.

join the military

POST HOME IMPROVEMENT FANFICTION.

>>4293304
Ottermode is the worst mode. Be bearmode faggot.

>>4294288
athlete/fighter mode is superior.

>>4293293
>>Permavirgin
Stop thinking your future is limited, for one.

>>4294316
stopped encouraging him to break the rules of /sci/

>>4294299
nope, bearmode would knock that shit out. picture related

POST SOME MOTHERFUCKING FANFIC OP

>pic related, I'd do that for your fanfic

>>4294320
That isn't what women like, unless they're into fat looking guys that aren't actually fat.

>>4294334
>isn't what women like
>implying im not a woman

>>4294345
>implying anyone believes that
>implying the only way to prove otherwise isn't a timestamped pic
>implying you aren't going to be a total bitch and actually post a pic
>implying you aren't going to bitch about no one believing you're a woman
>implying you aren't a total faggot

Seriously, bro. Just stop.

>>4294334
My mother told me she dated my father because she liked big and strong men. He still is.

>>4294345
>implying your one opinion represents the general population

Most women would prefer otter mode over bear mode (even if otter mode is faggy as fuck).

>20 YO
>lived on his own for 6 months in home-country and for 16 months in Germany
>seen 14 foreign countries over ~7 months of traveling by myself
>fit, healthy
>second year of Electrical Engineering with side-job making me about 40$/h
>enough time for 3 close friends
>regular one-night lays with girls (quality varies tho)
>absolutely no commitments

Want to know a secret? I stopped being a little bitch once I gave up on vidya and actually focused on getting shit done. Fuck games, fuck TV and fuck people holding you back - you're a man, you sad little sucker, so act like it.

>Also, writing fanfic? Well, you've got some problems, son.

>>4294355
>implying a respectable woman would post her picture on 4chan. i'm not ek
> implying you're not just jealous because you've got no muscle tone and look like a prepubescent teenage boy

>>4294363
Most of the woman that like otter mode are teenage emofags. Almost all of my girlfriend like having a man with a little bulk to them.

And yes ottermodes are a bunch of faggots

>>4294371
>implying I didn't call that shit

>>4294382
>imply all you want, doesn't change the facts.

>>4294371
>>4294363
>>4294356
>>4294355
>>4294345
>>4294334
>>4294320
This entire (completely retarded) discussion simply asserts my point, which is that an athletic build is superior to both otter and bear modes.
It's goldilocks syndrome, and all women have it.

>>4294396
This. Atheletic > otter > bear > scrawny > fat (imo)

>>4294401
(for aesthetics. I would far rather be bear than otter regardless)

>>4294391
You're punctuation is too correct for you to be EK. Sorry, try again.

why would you live at home when at university, moving out and becoming independant was a big part of the experience i thought.

>>4294405
i'm the real EK

Because I am not EK
Bear > Athletic > Fat > Otter > Scrawny imo.
You guys are right I don't represent the majority of woman, but I'm not the only one that would rather have a real man than a kid.

Most aesthetic look for a man is:
>6'2"
>Shoulder-to-waist ratio of 1.6
>Toned, but not super muscly

As far as body goes, that's the optimal criteria to have the largest mating pool.

>>D-D-DEAL WITH IT!

>"Home Improvement" fanfic.