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1. Emergence, natural selection. TLDR: It did. 2. Emergence, natural selection. TLDR: It did. 3. Because god doesn't exist. 4.
Because evolution does not speak to abiogenesis. This is like claiming
the theory of gravity fails because it can't explain how batter is baked
into a cake. 5. Because Jesus was an apocalyptic nutcake, if he existed at all. 6.
The recurrent pharyngeal nerve. Look it up. Especially as it pertains
to giraffes. If there is a designer, he is a total retard. Also, a man's
anus is perfectly designed for a penis. 7. It definitely didn't originate because Leviticus instructs us how to sell our daughters as slaves. 8. Because clearly god was interested in what we were doing in our bedrooms. 9. Because every time we find a new transitional fossil, like Ardipithecus, we clearly generate another gap! 10. Because when a n**ga is pullin that pussy, he don't need to change his game. 11. Because all you have are poorly posed questions, and no evidence. 12. Because religious "lol magical sky daddy" is not even as entertaining as the shitty Lord of the Rings novels. 13. Because we can breed dogs from wolves, and we can use Google to search "observed speciation". 14. Because this isn't a coherent question. 15.
Because thank the non-existent god we don't live in a theocracy where
we would have to decide whether to teach Hinduism, Christianity, or
another of the other countless, bullshit manifestations of man's
ignorance and imagination. |