>>394333
What makes you think you will get a slime mold and not just rot?

Bumpin'

>>394342
Because i have been doing this for 82 days now, picture is from previous week

This is insane. I hope you don't have that bucket of shit in your room, this would be very unhealthy.

>>394344
>>394351


call the fucking CDC you dumb fuck. if that jar breaks you are a dead man.

>>394352

Throw some rabies tissue and influenza tissue in there too!

>>394352
Well not exactly in my room. And i have masks etc, and according to my doctor i have grown a huge resistance against this kind of junk.

>>394360
Well i would die from self inflicted mengitis, urinary tract infections, and other crap. Yes.

>>394363
They refused to give me a swine flu vaccin to throw in ;_;

>>394364
Dude I fucking follow your blog

You're awesome!

Pic related. It's a bird that's almost as awesome as Hell Goo Guy

ffffffffffuuuuu

I have some awesome pictures of this at home. Only I didn't do it on purpose, I am just a lazy fuck. I think it was a cup of coffee with maybe some hot chocolate in it but the pictures were awesome. Will post when I get home if the thread is still alive.

FUCKING YES, finally a good thread on 4chan.

>>394378
Niiice!

I had a pot before this, it went way out of hand. It started moving around a little, killed about 3 birds and dissolved a chicken bone in 2 days.

OP, drop this on the neighbor's doorstep, or better yet, go to a friends house while they have a party, and leave this in the basement somewhere where it isn't likely to be found for a long time.

>>394393
I was banned for a long time so couldnt make them ;_;

As a biologist, I can only give you the advice to stop this experiment. This is highly dangerous and biohazardous. Put it in a plastic bag and throw it away. Do not try to kill it with heat, as you will distribute tons of spores throughout the whole room.

>>394418
Dont worry, i have multiple bottles of bleach ready for deployment. Ive killed a pot like this before because it killed random wild life around it when i put it outside.

The thing is im supposed to have a major amount of diseases right now but ive grown a large resistance thanks to creating the previous pot.
According to my doctor that is, i prefer to avoid most risks anyway.

Though, a while ago my entire household had food poisoning (from overtime meat) and i was the only one without food poisoning so..

>>394418
> implying garbage men are not worth your considerations, but an anon on 4chan is

As a biologist, i would like to take samples of your "Hell Goo", extract the DNA/RNA/proteins, then analyse my samples.

I probably wouldn't find anything new, tbh.

Are you feeding it anything OP?

Just starting the blog, sounds really interesting mate keep it up.

>>394451
Food, chemicals (growth stimulants, minor steroids, etc)
My own blood is in there to. And other fluids.

(donated blood and was allowed to keep a little amount for myself)

>>394442

>killed wildlife

Now I'm interested. What kind of wildlife?

>>394418
what sort of shit does he have growing in there?

>because it killed random wild life around it when i put it outside.

Jesus fucking christ.

>>394451

I really, really, really think he should get some samples and send them to a lab.

>>394465
It was on my roof for a few days, and about 3 birds died. Maybe from trying to eat it.
And when i threw in insects like spiders, they would die within seconds of entering.

Kind of cruel really, throw in spider, see it try to crawl out in panic, and then watch it fall down. Dead.

>>394465

Yeah, seriously. How the hell does it "kill wildlife" if its contained?

>>394442

The problem is, it's full of toxins right now and deploying spores through your whole house. Even spores contain mykotoxins, so don't get the impression that you're save with just having a bucket full of mold around our house.

And I don't think that you are 'resistant'. Don't rely on that kind of "self-vaccination", there is also a high possibility that you'll catch a serious infection that could disable, if not kill you.

>three birds died, probably from trying to eat it.

You should have fed them to it.

>>394472
Few examples include E. Coli, Serratia Marcescens.

You guys convinced me, I'll extract some of the liquid middle layer and let it be analyzed.

There's an upper, solid layer like you can see in the pictures, the core is liquid and the lower layer is solid to.

And with solid i mean Gelatin like solid.

>>394472

I see mostly mold. But I'm sure that there are also many Bacteria in it, which have for sure developed resistance against the antibiotics produced by the fungi. (Ring a bell?)

>>394493
see
>>394486

>>394494
Don't worry, i'm not going to rely on a theory made by a doctor just because i don't have infections. I have been considering killing it at day 100, though most people would hate me for it. I'm moving it out of my house first but it's cold outside which ofcourse isn't good for growth.

OP should totally do a stop motion of this.

>>394497

Probably because the bottom layer is some sort of congealed material, most likely the byproduct of what has been eaten by that goddamned cornacopia of life.

>>394493
Open lid.

>>394512
Tried it once. You couldn't see much change except that some green fungi was becoming larger.
And that it absorbs water at a crazy speed.

>>394497
How long are you going to grow shoggoth for? and what will you do with it in the end?

This is now a microbiology thread.

>>394506
I think he threw some anti-biotics or some form of medicine in there as well.

>>394511
go for gold

Hmm, is there a way to find out if you are really resistant to that shit?

Like some sort of blood test you could do? Also is it in an open container or sealed or something?

reading up on shoggoth right now, awesome project

>>394524

you've no access to a shed or something you could build a room in and make it pretty secure?
add heaters or something, but i'm sure that'd take a lot of money and power you don't really wanna have to spend.

can you list us some of the exact ingredients you chucked into there?

>>394531
No idea, maybe till day 100. And most of the bacteria that have been identified so far are resistant to antibiotics so i'll probally have to throw in bleach.

Alcohol wouldn't work either because fungi in these amounts turn sugar into alcohol when they lack oxygen. (Lower layer)

>>394535
Confirmed.

>>394418
As an awesome biologist, I say that if you die, you die in the name of Science! Keep it up man!

>>394333

Also, some fungi are able to digest plastic. So you are not save with your plastic bucket of shit.

so you keep a blog of this?

>>394563
its in plastic?? dear god

>>394544

You could take a sample, run it throughe a sterile filter (< 0.4 µM pore size) and test the fluid for antibiotic acitivity in a standard plate test.

This has inspired me to create a jar of everything-resistant bacteria that I could kill people with.

>>394552
I have heated it twice actually, and in the begin i used one of those marihuana (spellcheck?) lamps to help growth (im dutch.)

Ingredients... Hm i think i made a list a few weeks ago, give me a second.

>>394544
Ive been blood tested and my blood was perfectly healthy despite there being spores in my hand wounds before i had gloves and probally inhaled to.

Wait is it bacteria or fungi? Or both living together in symbiosis?

>>394583
get a jar of MRSA and just keep adding antibiotics to it

what happened to the coins you threw in?

>>394570
Yes, /x/ forced me to back in the day. Search hell goo on google.

>>394583
Nice, more fan-art!

>>394442

The fate of irrational biology rests on the shoulders of one man...

>>394582
>>394582

I didn't mean if his pet was resistant to antibiotics, I meant to test if he himself were resistant to whatever it was he was brewing.

>>394589

Maybe not in symbiosis, but surely there are bacteria and fungi in it.

>>394593
I have never, even found them back.
Couldnt find them with a magnet either. Though they are probally stuck in the core or something.

>>394598

I noticed you also have a facebook of this.
So what exactly was that letter about?

>>394602

lol'd.


Gotta go. All the best for your health! Don't fail us.

>>394615

Do you guys think his bacteria ate the metals?

I hear some bacteria can digest all sorts of weird shit like plastic and shit.

>>394625

The copper from the coins is toxic to bacteria.

lol i can see the future now
OP's slime thingy will be resitant to every antibiotic ever created and will kill us all

hooray for sience

you should add in Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polycyclic_aromatic_hydrocarbon

>>394625
Well if they did, they plastic would probally be gone to right now. But i secretly hope they did dissolve it. Though unlikely.

>>394620
Thanks man!

>>394617
theres a pink bacteria in it which was used by the US army as a biological weapon test, so i joked "i geuss ive made a biological weapon and im a terrorist now"
This was probally a joke reaction letter to that. Well, email.


Goddamn finding the ingredients is hard

>>394532

>Now this is a microbiology thread.

Fix'd

>>394639
In b4 zombies

>>394646
So the mold will get cancer and mutate? FUCKING DO THIS!

Keep it up anon, Sneeze in it!
Also add small (very fucking small does of anti-biotic and keep upping the does slowly) it might make it immune to such means of killing it in the future, if it ever got released in to the wild.
FOR SCIENCE

>>394686
Ive done this! :3

>>394646
Noted down the name just incase.

OP should put some exotic petrochemicals and/or compounds into the damn thing and see whether or not the bacteria metabolize them.

>>394708

They're in tar/oil/coal.

>>394723

Cereal and fruits and meat too!

>>394723
Throwing in coal sounds like a fun idea now you mention it. I'll consider doing it when the apple is gone.

>>394714

He should also try putting some americium in there, as americium is found in smoke detectors and is radioactive.

this reminds me of that big scare about that weird tentacle blob thing someone found in their pipes

>>394733
I have raided two abandonned houses so far, no smoke detectors ;_; any tips how to get them?

>>394736

Ohh wasn't that just for some movie?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=588029099&ref=search&sid=1421151367.1348874512..1

OP has no friends

>>394730
you would need to burn the coal and get the ash i think, to get the pah

>>394686

Be careful, when you sneeze you inhale before, so time it well. Or sneeze into a cup and pour it in.

>>394736
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKpx2DxGwY there you go.

Speaking about awsome youtube videos;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8
When i have a headache people say that ive got cordyceps these days :3

>>394333
sick shit, man
don't you have to vomit as soon as you open that damn jar?

wait you came in it?

you should see if you could cultivate mrsa, since its the fastest evolving bacteria

>>394757
Ive been on 4chan for years, if i couldnt handle this i'd be pretty sad actually.
(Though i cant handle maggots, thats why i avoid throwing in meat.)

>>394762
Not directly, wiped from my hand...

>>394739

I don't even know whether or not they are allowed in your country, although I assume they would. If you don't find it, you could always fuck it up with a magnetron or shitloads of radiowaves or UV light.

>>394743
>implying scientists have friends

>>394743
>omgz i hav 300 frenz on faecbuk im s0 popularrrr!

>>394769
haha yeah, right
i almost forgot there are other boards on 4chan, too
anyway, keep it up lol

>>394743

LOL
data mining.
welcome to 2010.
don't post shit without gutting the EXIF data and changing the name

>>394743
Actually, nobody in this country uses failbook. we have hyves, which i deleted most of my friends of when i started college anyway.

>>394771
They are.

So will the bleach instakill this thing?
Is it possible to give it bleach immunity?

>>394828
You can't give it bleach immunity, but it's possible that some of those living beings in the jar are already bleach resistant, but they don't know about it.
When you pour bleach in the jar, only those will survive and reproduce.

>>394818

What do you mean?

>>394828

i reckon it'd take microbes a very long time to evolve to the point where they can resistantly swim in bleach.
unless they're archaea or some shit.

>>394769

Handle the maggots. You must, for science!

Fuck, this has me thinking, guys... what if we're just a bunch of germs in some guy's jar?

>>394828
I dunno, i think bleach kills everything micro-organic. At least thats what ive been told multiple times.

>>394870
He would write a song about it and become rich.
Also, for unknown purposes, the germs would be named Whiskey.

OP, do you have a degree in anything?

>>394870
It would explain alot about this world. And we'd better prepare for bleach apocalypse.

>>394870

throw in a couple of maggots and food for science, see whether they survive and merge or get eaten by the all-consuming shoggoth.

>>394889
All insects i threw in so far died, so the same would happen to the maggots even though they are naturally meant to try and eat this kind of crap.

instead of milk, why not just add protein and amino acids? also, are you getting bacteria from other places and adding them in right?

>>394885
Meh just a highschool diploma and studying IT right now.

I wonder if my blog would be a good portfolio for a biology study. Truth is i dont have the level of highschool education for that i think ( dutch highschool system consists of three levels, i ended up with the lowest because im more a practical person, though smart. )

>>394886
>>394870
Isaac Asimov wrote a short story about this.

>>394902

I suggest that if you kill this thing you should use Hydroflouric acid and wear thick rubber gloves and a plastic headshield to prevent being burned by that stuff.

ok fap before sleep time.
thanks for much amusement OP and good luck with your project.
i shall be following your facebook/blog.
night.

get a girl to throw some rag (menstruation / period) in there, if you have semen inside, there is the possibility that they fecundate :O

>>394923
Sure you can get blood pregnant.
learn2sperm

>>394910
I did get some mold from inside the walls of the abandonned houses if that counts? And maybe some in the soil that i got from outside and threw in.

And i grounded some pills, including protein once, and threw them in on occasion. But milk just rots so perfectly good..

OP has a blog? Link please

>>394902
You should still test it out. Just in case the maggots can resist. Try a roach too.

>>394923

I can just picture that thing being completely dissolved in there.

>>394923
Americans need sexual education classes

the taking picture of rotting things and documenting it meme ran its course in like 2001

>>394937
Google "hell goo". I cant post the link because it got me banned for ad spam when they ad spam updates started in december 2009.

A RAW EGG

>>394964

This, as well as warm, salted milk with lots of sugar in it, or bread yeast.

>>394923
Some femanon once offered an used tampon, though she lived in the US and you cant really mail things like that...

>>394957
</care>

Put mayonnaise in there.

>>394971
All of that is in, except yeast.
Because yeast + sugar is alcohol, which is BAD.

I mean theres loads and loads of sugar in there man.

>>394964
Have been getting comments about this, probally doing this when the apple is eaten away.
Not a supermarket egg either, but one directly from a farm.

Feed it till it's about 3 litres or so, then stick a live cat in it.

Best case scenario, you'll give a cat some kind of septic superpowers.

I guarantee if you take a soil sample in your back yard there will be a very small amount of anthrax in it......

>>394931
well, those things would help give more than enough to create proteins with

plus

>Clostridium botulinum type E is prevalent in aquatic sediments in Norway and Sweden,[18] Denmark,[19] the Netherlands

fecal matter sample.

DO IT!

>>394996
And the silt from the bottom of a pond will have botulism in it.

Hey I'm back, OP I think you should stick a live hampster in there. See if you can get some cow organs, the bacteria in their stomachs could add some interesting properties to your goo.

>>394989

I just thought of this, what if he takes some of it out and puts it on food, and leaves the food out for birds/squirrels/cats or whatever decides to eat it.

>>394989
worse case scenario, it explodes all over OP

>>395028
IT'S ALIVE..... IT'S ALIVE

actually, it's dead now

>>394351
>>394344
holy shit
MORE PICS

>>395027

why the fuck are you saying "Hey I'm back"?
like we care for you.
you are anon.

>>394333
Stick a bunch of firecrackers in there.
Go to an airport.
Instant biological weapon!

fuck sorry guys i was away, give me a few minutes.

what about plants, try to get a sample and put it on a leaf or something

>>395057

Actually, he should try feeding it to fungi. They might be able to eat it.

I'm curious to see what would happen to roaches and maggots.

>>395008
You know i actually considered making botulin? stupid, i know.

Picture is an old experiment. Well, one or two weeks ago.

>>395060

I think it is fungi...

>>395051
I know, but I wanted OP to know people are coming back to this, because its fucking awesome.

>>395072

Yo does hell goo have a lid on it or is it exposed to the air you breathe?

>>395057
I give him leaves as a snack sometimes. They dissapear within a day.

>>394996
Good, i threw in soil twice.

>>395055
I know you said know meat but.. You need to stick an entire raw chicken in there. You can buy a frozen one from any supermarket, just let it thaw and watch as the flesh is first stripped away, and then the bones. Also, seal it or put a wire mesh over the top so flies can't get in it and lay eggs, and that prevents the whole maggots issue.

>>395082
Its 90% closed. It gets oxygen. Its hidden well in a cupboard to so it avoids most air contact.

Ah, fringe biology at its finest.

Where exactly are you storing the container anyway, OP? Are you sure it's isolated from your living area?

ALSO: ARCHIVE THIS SHIT, FOR SCIENCE!

>>395073

You mean most of it is, the rest appears to be bacterial in nature.

>>395094
Flies dont lay eggs, Flies shit out eggs in mid air. They nuke down their eggs.

which is pretty awsome.

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>>395099

He really should keep it off-site for his own safety.

>>395094

This thread has now inspired me to dream of new ways to dispose of bodies.

Throw a handful of termites in that bitch. I heard they have bacteria in their stomachs that can digest wood and shit. Also have you considered putting things like wood and cotton in there to see what happened?

Reminds me of the time I made sandwiches with rotten bread and only realize after eating many slices.
I could see the fucking fungus in the bread. My stomach made me pay that night.

>>395126
Wood would be interesting, i'll note it down in my 4chan advice notes.

>>395131

Did you gain any superpowers from it?

Are there any sort of fungi/bacteria that prey on what OP has in there? If so then he could have an entire ecosystem growing in that jar.

On an unrelated note: Put some weed or salvia in there constantly. Get that bacteria high as hell and see what crazy shit it does.

>>395140

Roaches and maggots too!

I hear roaches can survive anything.

Let's put their name to the test.

OP, when you've finished up with that thing you should hide it in some public place for a bit.

>>395142
no, maybe my toilet did.
I should have gone to a hospital just in case.

>>395157

Genius, hook that thing up to a vapourizer or throw in some DMT crystals or shrooms.

>>395157
You know in a few days i'll have DMT. Which should be way more effective.

Pink is such a fabolous bacteria color.

>>395177

>DMT

Oh shit, that thing is going to become motherfucking sentient.

nothing special here, you've got yourself a community of microbes which are probably not even too harmful since they do not feed on any animals etc.

>>395169
Air ducts! That would probally classify as terrorism.

I wonder if they could trace me down if i did that.

>>395183
>Bacteria that can cause for example mengitis, urinary tract infections, amongst other deadly diseases.
>Not too harmful

>>395190

Well your post is on its way to being archived, and it has links to your web pages and shit so I'd have to say it's not worth it. Then again I'm no FBI.

GET ANTHRAX IN THERE

Oh hell I had a genius idea! Throw in some god damned thin ham slices! That would be too thin for maggots to grow, and it'd allow that shit to grow some flesh eating teeth. I'd rinse it off first though since I'm sure they douse it in something that's not so good for growing deadly stuff.

>>395201
Luckily, FBI doesnt give a shit about europe.
Fuck yeah.

I dont even know how the "secret police" of my country is called, its that good.

>>395213
But i like my anthrax albums too much ;_; well to be honest, i wouldnt know how. I have it noted down though.

>>395216
Hey, that might work... Brilliant. Or salami.

>>395216
>>395216
I dont think he needs to worry about killing it, he said he's put antibiotics in their before, and it lived

Has OP considered jizz? It'd be an epic battle... the squirmy invaders against an entire army of flesh eating monsters. It'd be the most kick ass zombie movie ever made.

>>395241
Already in man. Shame on me.

>>395242

Damn you're good. I'm sure the cum died gloriously.

>>395232

His specimen has the right to life. You can't just kill it off because it may cause inconveniences.

Ahaha that looks wonderful! After only 82 days!
I have here an 1,5y old bottle of pee, and it formed a solid white mass of protein at the bottom, and white threads coming out of it, really nice to see, but hiddeous to smell.
But yours is impressive, I'll try and make that too.
You should have it analyzed, the university of Groningen is great at that (you were dutch right?)

Oh and it might be fun to add some butyric acid, just for the smell, and throw it at a church, or synagogue or wathever...

>>395177
>DMT

N,N or 5-meo or what? that shit is gonna grow a brain...

>>395259
Groningen.. amsterdam is closer, though i have some family in groningen so that would maybe be possible.
I wonder if they would be interested. Because i do want it analyzed sometime.

>>395255
I'm not saying he could kill it, even if he wanted to. I think all he could do is a shitload of bleach, and even then, I think it'd be a close call

>>395265
I dunno, i dont know shit about drugs, i just get it from a bro from /v/.

Anyone remembering that episode of Lloyd in space where he grow a mould and releases it on a candy planet ;_;

>>395267
Truth is i'd probally have to burn the remains like the plague doctors used to do on corpses before it is finally cleansed.

Which would spread spores.

>>395217
CIE or something? Criminele Inlichtingen Eenheid?
But they're just a bunch of noobs

>>395283
Could be. I have more changes getting clubbed by ME officers than those because all the CIE cares about is fraud people and stuff.

Except when shit would get real ofcourse.

>>395278
if your worried about spores, after you bleach it, put water in, and then boil the water for a good long time, that should kill it for good, and wont involve burning

>>395271

probly N,N if it is very visual in nature, try and get some different tryptamines in there, lsd and psilosibin are both tryptamines, also most living things have some tryptamine analog in them, get a bunch of analogs in there, most common form of 5-meo if you have N,N is phylaris arundacea grass, super duper common, you should totally throw some acidophilus or other digestive probiotics as well

i've been reading your blog.

diggin' it

keep it up

Another hundred days and you'll have your own lady gaga!

OP is either a hero, or an hero, and only time shall tell.

Either way, monitorlizard.jpg.

>>395311
This is why i dont add meat.

This thread is incredible and inspiring, i need to look at samples of this shit under my microscope.

>>395322
Hahahaha, didnt see that one coming.

Going shopping for something new to throw in tomorrow. Probally by injecting it into the apple again.

Best thing to come from /x/ since THEN WHO WAS PHONE.

Cheers.

I don't really think psychoactive substances have much of an effect on one-celled and other primitive organisms...
Oh and why use bleach to destroy it? There's about 4g of active NaOCl in common bleach per 100ml, used it for an oxidation of 4-methyl-2-heptanone once and it was really slow, so I don't think you'd destroy much with it. Why not use 18M sulfuric acid, or concentrated sodium hydroxide, they're both easy to get too.
Or just use thermite :P

>>395348
>BUT THEN WHO WAS UPDATE BLOG

old picture by the way, look at those shiny, shiiinnyyy bubbles over there.

>>395352
Well ive had worse ideas, ive dumped the previous pot into the ijsselmeer.

No wonder so much ducks die there these days...

>>395364

OMG, please add rabies and influenza to it!

The way it looks like it, this thing sounds straight out of the Cowboy Bepop episode "Toys in the Attic".

Or if not, it may or will.

OP, it would be an interesting to know whether Shoggoth is more acidic or more basic. Get some litmus paper and figure it out!

Once you do, you can add figs/dried apricots (if it's too acidic) and lemons/oranges (if it's too basic).

>>395379
If only i could get my hands on that, maaan... Brb calling universities.

Actually, i should indeed call that university of groningen once.

>>395388

FUCK YEAH! PH-BALANCED SHOGGOTH!

>>395388
Theres about 3 oranges in.. i think its more acidic based.

>>395364
Hahahaha great! Now exterminate those damn seals please! I hate them :P

>>395386
so if he eats it, he'll be fine like Ed?

>>395395

1.) Get Egg.
2.) Submerge egg in vinegar for a few days.
3.) Carefully wash the shell off the egg.
4.) Throw soft, semi-transparent embryo into Shoggoth.
5.) Watch the feast through the egg.
6.)??????????????????
7.) PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to get some of that green pond scum and put that shit in there.

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>>395405
Picture very related.

get someone who has a spot that you could pop and get the puss in there

Get your hands on some luminescent bacteria, and see if you can encourage them to spread throughout the whole thing.

>>395427
Puss is mostly white blood cells. They'd devour whatever they touched before dying from lack of nutrients.

>>395405
Yes im throwing in an egg when the apple is gone.

>>395411
Algae? should be fun.

Soon you can get it to build underwater cities.

Give it some legos to play with, OP.