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    50 KB Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:36 No.37681  
    ITT: We post science mindfucks.

    _Your skeleton is made of metal.
    _You have never touched anything.
    _The meaning of life is to replicate DNA and RNA.

    Pic related, fractal mindfuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:39 No.37732
    Meh, as a chemist all of those things are just everyday things.
    I go into the detail of life chemistry- and more interestingly, where I can inject alternate molecules to fuck up biological processes.
    I had an exam where I had to show how sarin worked. :3
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:41 No.37770
    skeleton is made of metal?
    explain please.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:42 No.37781
    >>37732
    Do explain. Plz?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:43 No.37803
    Calcium phosphate is not a metal just because calcium is one. That's like saying salt is a metal.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:44 No.37825
    >>37814

    we need Ca for our bones, but,
    are they really made of Ca?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:45 No.37829
    >>37781
    The phosphorus part of the sarin molecule binds to a neurotransmitter enzyme, stopping the nerves from working.
    It's carbonyl chemistry but with phosphorus.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:45 No.37844
    >>37681
    >_Your skeleton is made of metal.
    That's silly. That's like saying "You're eating coal".
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:45 No.37846
    Every sense is actually a variation on "touch".
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:46 No.37856
    >>37681

    >_Your skeleton is made of metal.

    I feel powerful now!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:47 No.37877
    >>37846
    explain how vision is touch
    also, "touch" is about 6 to 12 senses grouped into one
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:47 No.37886
    >>37846
    sight?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:48 No.37901
    >>37877

    "touching" the light reflecting off the object with the eyelid
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:48 No.37902
    >>37846

    I CAME
    IM SAYING THIS TO BIOLOGY TEECHER TOMORROW
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:49 No.37919
    >>37886
    photons bounce off the object you see and deliver their energy to your retina
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:50 No.37930
    >>37856
    don't, Calcium it's just a pussy metal. It should be osmium, then you'd feel powerful
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:50 No.37937
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    >>37901
    >implying photons have mass
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:50 No.37940
    >>37901
    the eyelid? really? You're not even trying, anon
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:51 No.37953
    >>37844
    Fags don't know about my adamantium!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:51 No.37954
    >>37937
    e=mc^2
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:51 No.37955
    I touched OP's mom, his argument is invalid.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:52 No.37966
    >>37919
    They don't bounce. They are absorbed by the atoms which comprise the rods and cone in your retina. also, fotons don't bounce off of mirrors, either
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:53 No.37978
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    >>37954
    F = MA
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:53 No.37980
    >>37681
    hydroxy apeptite CRYSTALS =/= metal
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:53 No.37984
    When you look at an object, you don't see it, you see a representation of that object in your brain.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:53 No.37989
    >>37966
    hurf durf absorption energy tresholds
    just stop it, this is simplified
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:54 No.37997
    >>37902
    Read up on proprioception. It is literally your feeling of your whole body. And you can loose it, like any other sense.
    >> DeadFool !!djQDVFvIHTA 01/26/10(Tue)12:54 No.37999
    The amount of sensory information your brain process while lets say driving or playing vidya games would easily crash most commercial computers and small business servers.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:54 No.38001
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    >>37681
    >The meaning of life is to replicate DNA and RNA.

    no, that's the purpose of your body. the meaning of your life is a self determined variable.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:54 No.38005
    Everything you see is in the past.

    When someone walks away from you, they are not just moving away in space, but also in time.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:55 No.38013
    CH3OH = very toxic
    CH3CH2OH = Awesome.

    The difference is one methyl group. I love how things can differ by 2-3 atoms and just be COMPLETELY DIFFERENT all together. But thats just the way it is.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:55 No.38016
    >>37902

    He almost certainly already knows
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:55 No.38020
    >>37984
    MIND = BLOWN
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:56 No.38033
    testicular cancer tastes like rainbows
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:56 No.38039
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    >>37997
    >loose
    >science board
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:57 No.38050
    >>38016

    that that statement is meaningless drivel?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:57 No.38053
    Whenever you fly in a plane you age less than the people on the ground, this is because time is passing more slowly for you relative to the people on the ground. Frequent flyers age a few seconds slower over the course of their lives as a result of this.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:57 No.38054
    >>38039
    /sci/ - Spelling and Grammer
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:57 No.38059
    >>38039
    to his defense, english might not be his first language
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:58 No.38070
    >>38016
    He most definitely does not, because that is bullshit. Touch is not even a proper sense, but the collective perception of senses like proprioception (sense of self), balance, nociception (sense of pain), thermoception (sense of heat) and others
    Touch does not exist
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:58 No.38079
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    >_The meaning of life is to replicate DNA and RNA.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:59 No.38085
    >>38039
    It's called a typo, you fucker
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:59 No.38090
    Every fraction of nanosecond you are dying and coming back to life. It takes a literal amount of time for your brain to receive impulses so between those intervals there is no neural activity or impulses traveling to keep your conscience active.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)12:59 No.38091
    >>38054

    >Grammar
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:00 No.38105
    >>38091

    Trolling is a art
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:00 No.38114
    >>37984

    Actually when you look at an object your looking back in time. Even if its a couple nanoseconds, but if your looking at say Stars your looking millions of years into the past.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:01 No.38125
    >>38090
    This assumes the impulses all arrive at the same time, and are emitted at constant intervals. Not So. Your brain constantly receives information
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:01 No.38138
    >>38114

    meh
    >> DeadFool !!djQDVFvIHTA 01/26/10(Tue)13:01 No.38140
    >>38125
    This
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:01 No.38148
    >>38105
    >an art.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:01 No.38153
    >>37984
    Oh god, I actually thought of this a couple of weeks ago, and it creeps me the fuck out.

    You aren't actually seeing out of your eyes. You're seeing /inside your brain/.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:02 No.38171
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    >>38148
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:02 No.38176
    Male octopoda (which is the correct plural of octupus, by the way) fuck with one of their tentacles. Then that tentacle detaches and gets stuck inside the female to rot away and keep her from mating again
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:03 No.38177
    >>38090
    that's quite the redundant statement you've got there.
    And besides, it's not death if you're coming back to life.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:03 No.38181
    >>38171
    >Trolled.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:03 No.38195
    >>38148

    He rests's his case
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:03 No.38199
    >>38090
    Dying? That is like saying sleep is like being dead because one is not conscious. Neuroscience has not yet gained enough precision to detect a moment where there is absolutely no neural activity.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:04 No.38209
    >>38125

    It's all relative. If you slow time down to millions of a millionths of a second there will still be gaps in an interval even if they aren't constant.

    That's like saying an electrical current is a constant flow when its really made up of intervals of electrons moving.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:05 No.38221
    >>38176
    >which is the correct plural of octupus, by the way
    oh I didn't know that. now I feel stupid.

    >fuck with one of their tentacles. Then that tentacle detaches and gets stuck inside the female to rot away and keep her from mating again

    meh. I wouldn't call that a mindfuck
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:05 No.38226
    Most of what you see is just your brain filling in the gaps through complicated guesswork. Sometimes you can even miss massive changes such as a person turning into someone else right in front of you.

    Whenever you move your eyes you actually go completely blind for the time it takes until they refocus. If you add up this time you are effectively blind about 40 mins a day.

    Oh, and one of my favs: You are a time traveller who will see the future, thing is your machine is stuck on slow and you might not make it. You also lost the reverse setting.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:05 No.38236
    >>38153
    "Seeing" is actually a very complex phenomenon. You can loose parts of your vision and not loose others, which can lead to some very fucked-up conditions, like being unable to see movement; being unable to register what it is you are seeing but see it perfectly, and even be able to act accordingkly, like putting a letter into a slot correctly, all while being technically "blind"
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:06 No.38239
    >>38199
    >>38177

    Obviously not absolute death since you can medically die on an operating table and come back. And sleep still has brain activity.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:07 No.38262
    >>38221
    giving away your PENIS, which is also one of your manipulatory and locomotory organs, just to have sex, is not a mindfuck?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:07 No.38263
    >>38221
    Something rotting away inside your head DOES NOT equal mindfuck????

    Wha??
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:10 No.38302
    Charles-Bonnet Syndrome is a real condition where the patients are completely sane, but suffer visual hallucination, which have been described by one patient as seeing disney cartoons in real life, interacting with the real world
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:10 No.38312
    >>37930
    Pooh.

    Diamond is one of the hardest, if not THE hardest, metal known to man.

    >>37681
    Yes I have.
    No it isn't.
    Maybe A meaning...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:10 No.38314
    >>38176
    >octopoda (which is the correct plural of octupus
    That is a completely arbitrary position. The most accepted plural is "octopuses". "Octopi" doesn't mesh with the word's etymology, but is still common and accepted. Even "octopodes" is more accepted than "octopoda".

    "Octopoda" doesn't fit with any English convention as a plural. Rather, "octopodes" is the order in which octopuses are classified.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:10 No.38319
    >>38209
    True, however that does not support the idea that one "dies" during those moments. One could say that there is constant change, a shedding of the old to the new in each moment. However, that is not death and gaps in anything do not suggest it is not an approximated whole. There are gaps between our atoms, that does not make us nonexistent then existent. At most we are most simultaneously.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:11 No.38322
    >>38263
    A lot of animals do that, insects in particular.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:11 No.38336
    Some sea slugs which eat algae absorb the chloroplasts from their food, and become capable of photosynthesis
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:12 No.38350
    >>38312
    >Diamond is one of the hardest, if not THE hardest, metal known to man
    >Diamond
    >hardest metal known to man
    >Metal
    >Diamond
    >> Anonymous 01/26/10(Tue)13:13 No.38375
    >>38053
    Serious question.

    We are all moving along at the speed the Earth is turning. (And moving around the sun, and at the speed the Sun is moving around the galaxy, and at the speed the galaxy is moving, but set that aside a moment.)

    People flying the other way move slower than the rest of us.

    Do the age less?



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