Nickel was here, copper is faggot.

Gold is vastly overrated.

Al was here.
Cu is a faggot.

I am prepared to post in a fucking copper appreciation thread.

Fuck nickel.

I fucking love copper too. If I ever get the money to do it, I plan on getting copper fixtures in my kitchen thanks to its inherent antimicrobial properties.

I do enjoy copper, we owe a lot to how wonderful it is.

Newfags don't know 'bout gold.

Look at that shiny motherfucker.

That right there is one sexy metal.

/sci/, you make me so happy.

is dat sum bismuth?

as a mechEngi my natural Fetish is Steel.
I mean its just iron and max. 6% carbon (aside from the insignificant elements that are always present) and yet it comes in all sorts of forms durabilities stiffness, hardness. I think they are over 5000 different sorts of steel.

Enjoy your pennies

I give them to bums

Hello. I'm gold and I fucking own.
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/01/gold.html

>>34243
Gold is so tacky. I prefer silver or stainless steel.

having copper cookware also lends credibility to your kitchen even if you cant cook for shit. The way it perfectly disperses the heat evenly over the entire pan is just pimp beyond words.

>>34266
>comes in all sorts of forms durabilities stiffness, hardness

wat

Cu in vietnamese is penis. So... PENIS.

>>34238
I thought that was brass

>>34266
Spheroidal-graphite iron is pretty cool.

Chrome was here, bask in and despair at the shiny, rest of you metals are fgts.

i once read a story about a guy who turned everything he touched into copper

>>34266
>I think they are over 5000 different sorts of steel.
Actually, there are over 9000

Al Cu Ti and Mg make a nice foursome.

Titanium is superior. My glasses are made from it and you can't fucking bend them out of shape to save your life.

>>34325
I forgot to add Ti to the foursome too. Oops.

>>34221
Have fun only being in alloys, faggot.

>>34238
enjoy your toxic food.

>>34274
sorry, me no english.
I meant you can make it to have different hardness(es ?) you can make a steel beam that breaks at 1000N/mm² or one that only holds 500N/mm² depending on whether you want it to be durable or cheap.
>>34305
Hurr

>>34348
this is funny because at one time copper cookware was promoted as a health benefit specifically because it leeched into your food at small enough amounts to be beneficial

>>34362
naw

copperfucker

>>34362
In the culinary world it's still seen as the superior choice of material to make your pots and pans out of

>>34348
You know nothing of cooking. Copper cookware is completely safe provided one doesn't use it for reactive ingredients, and has a wide range of properties that make it ideal for things like making meringues.

Prediction: Copper becomes more valuable than gold.

Yo yo yo this big muthaphukkin ZINC, all up in yo ass, bitches

>>34378
UNLESS YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO COPPER, OR HAVE WILSON'S DISEASE.

>>34405
Well true. Fortunately I don't know a single person that's allergic to copper or suffers from Wilson's Disease.

>>34405
Doesn't the body need to metabolize copper? How could you be allergic to it?

Unless its a weird thing like those kids in England who were allergic to water.

>>34416

you can be allergic to anything. Autoimmune diseases is a glorious testament to that fact.

Also, lupus.

>>34378
if you cook a dish with salt, the copper ions leach out faster and you get copper chloride which can interfere with cardiac function.

platinum was here, you're all faggots

We need some iridium up in this bitch.

>>34464
Osmium here. I'm denser than you.

Gold-toothed football player Chris Johnson of the Tennessee Titans sits on the bench during their game against the San Francisco 49ers at Candlestick Park on November 8, 2009 in San Francisco, California. (Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

>>34438
I'm pretty sure you can only be allergic to proteins pro...

>>34482
Some mathematical bullshit I don't fully understand says you could maybe be wrong I think.

>>34478
Here you go. Care to sign for the package?

>>34207
it made me sad when i found out it will never superconduct.

shout out to lead, and the braindamage

>>34500
I think I'll return to sender and try to mine iridium from the core. I don't think I'm as likely to die.

You bitches ain't got shit on me. Denser than quark stars.

>>34567
The fuck you say bitch? You best be a black hole

>>34491
You're wrong. Nickel allergy is very common, copper less so but it still exists.

>>34609
Fun fact: Nickel allergies are extremely common among people of Scandinavian descent, and that's why when the EU was designing its coinage they opted to go nickel-free.

Most effective thermal conductor for it's price! Great for electrical conduction! Dunno why it was ever used as 3rd, Cu's awesome!

>>34645
LOL@Scandinavians

You, you can make pots and pans, mufukin teakettles, pipes fo yo bafroom, muhfukin jurry (jewelery),fukin wires an shit, fuckin all kinda shit.

whatchu want? Copper got you, thun.

I <3 Cu

What about silver?
:(

I used to work with copper.
Fuck copper.

Silver is meh.

>>35493
Work doing what?

>>35495
Silver is much more conductive though! Shit, if it weren't so expensive, we'd have super fucking fast flashlights and shit.

>>35516
>super fucking fast flashlights

?

>>35516
I lol'd.

>super fucking fast flashlights
fuckin' lol'd

Sup sup, Uranium all up in this mothafucka... im the bomb yo.. no doubt.

>>34268
>pennies
>copper on the outside
>zinc on the inside

Silver: With it, Super Fast Flashlights are possible.

>>35588
just like a mulatto

Ferrofluid > everything else

this thread made me happy

You know what I like? Bronze.

Yes, I'm aware that it's an alloy, but fuck you.

>>35751
LOLOLOL ENJOY YOUR IMPURE SHIT METALS BRO, I'LL BE HERE LOVING MY TENDER SOFT GOLD, SHIT, GO DO ALL THE TOUGH CITY BLUE COLLAR WORK, PEASANT!

>>35695
>Implying ferrofluid is a metal

Mercury is best metal.

Francium makes me cum.

>>36759
damn dawg, you should consider booking an appointment with your local dentist

>>36817

I thought that only existed for nano-seconds in an isotpe decay of a caesium crystal?

Enjoy your apparently short lived sex life.

Don't mind me, just being the Mary Sue of all materials.

Fuck metals. Carbon's frickin' amazing.

Iridium here. Dont mind me, just being the best metal ever.

Copper does great things to fire.
Barium too.