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    24 KB Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:41 No.2385228  
    Alright, /sci/ what happens when you die? No religious wars, please.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:42 No.2385232
    You stop living.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:42 No.2385233
    Pallor mortis
    Algor mortis
    Rigor mortis
    Livor mortis
    Decomposition
    Skeletonization

    In that order.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:43 No.2385235
    Remember what it was like before you were born?

    It's gonna be exactly like that
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:43 No.2385236
    You go to an afterlife that is a religious war.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:43 No.2385238
    Also, I'm asking because I have this fear. I think when I die, I'll go into a void. But stuck with my thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:43 No.2385241
    >What happens when you die
    >No religious wars

    Whatthefuckamireading.jpg
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:45 No.2385246
    >>2385235

    Its funny, I started thinking about that a few days ago. And my irrational fear is slowly fading.
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    >>2385241
    >>2385236
    >>2385235
    >>2385233
    >>2385232
    I love you guys.

    >>2385238
    Except you.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:46 No.2385251
    >>2385238
    is that really bad? i thought that was what heaven was like.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:46 No.2385256
    >>2385238
    I'm very certain that you will soon lose the capability to withhold consciousness, and thus the ability to think, upon death. I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.
    >>2385233
    And this is the correct answer.
    >> Meth !!aXZQLQEDst0 01/21/11(Fri)00:47 No.2385262
    >>2385233
    >>2385235
    These
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:48 No.2385265
    >>2385251

    >stuck seeing pitch black
    >trapped with thoughts

    I'm pretty sure this isn't heaven. But then again, what do I know.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:48 No.2385267
    >>2385238
    That's frankly an absurd anticipation. Your senses are part of your mind. If you are thinking, you'll be experiencing your other senses as well. What you'll be sensing if disembodied from the physical world is another matter, but that's basically what happens in dreams. If you are still alive after death, it doesn't seem likely you will be any more in a "void" than you are in your dreams.
    >> Belisaurius 01/21/11(Fri)00:51 No.2385281
    God eats your soul.

    Monotheists call this heaven
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:51 No.2385283
    OP, if you are afraid of dying, go to /lit/ and ask for books and philosophers about it.

    I had this fear before, I mean uncontrollable fear, it made me actually vomit and get sick over it and I couldn't do anything. And I didn't get completely over, but I found out an answer on my on ways, without any religious or supernatural shit of course.

    I believe that all intelligent people cross this feeling at a particular moment of their lives. And I mean feeling, not thought, because thinking about it is easy, but it gets really hard when you feel that abyss looking at you.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:51 No.2385284
    >>2385265
    Thinking is what I live for. Infinite peace and quite with no hunger or desire allowing me to assemble the data I have collected throughout life... sounds cool to me bro. Stop being so negative.

    You are a crazy fuck if you actually believe that is what happens though.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:52 No.2385294
    I'm pretty excited for the after life being absolutely nothing. When my mindfuck will finally shut the hell up and everything will be gone.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:53 No.2385297
    Modern valhalla:

    Constant adventure, tits and weiners everywhere, and waffles stacked high like the ford building.

    Also you get to see all your dead friends/relatives, but you don't usually get to see celebrities since why the fuck would they care about you?

    Oh, and you get to fight angels and demons.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:55 No.2385307
    I'm pretty sure you shit your pants.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:56 No.2385313
    >>2385283

    I'm not sure I can say I'm afraid of death, I just started thinking about this. It was more out of curiosity, than a fear. I started this thread, cause I wanted to know logically what would happen. I'm really afraid of bees.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:57 No.2385319
    >>2385307

    Why would you say this?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:57 No.2385321
    >>2385307
    Your bowels would loose themselves upon death, yes. So it is possible for you to shit your former self.
    >> Lambdadelta !!q/bP0nxlP4b 01/21/11(Fri)00:58 No.2385323
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    >>2385307

    I like this answer a lot. And I, personally, look forward to have my care-takers clean my irrigated bowels after my passing.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:58 No.2385324
    You guys are idiots.

    I rather suffer ultimate pain for eternity than to not be at all.

    If you like void so much, why don't you suicide?
    Life lovers: 1
    Suicidals: 0
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)00:59 No.2385331
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    >>2385313
    >I'm really afraid of bees.
    What about bears? Are you afraid of bears? You are in big trouble if you are afraid of bears.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:00 No.2385337
    thanks OP, now I'm having a panic attack about my mortality again.

    Gotta take a fucking hour out to reassure myself I'm immortal now.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:00 No.2385338
    >>2385228
    Dude look at the reflection in the wood table below Dexter, so off and exaggerated.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:01 No.2385339
    >>2385324
    Your preference doesn't mean anything in determining reality. Everyone in this thread already knows that there is only one thing that happens when you die... you stop living.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:01 No.2385343
    >>2385324

    I don't think anyone here said they like voids? Also, what's the difference between dying of natural causes and committing suicide. You get the same results? One just works faster.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:04 No.2385359
    >>2385331

    Nah, bears are sweet. I wanted to be a bear when I was younger. Scout eatan, fur havan, hibernatan.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:05 No.2385362
    >>2385324

    You can't even fathom eternity, why would you even use that word.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:06 No.2385367
    >>2385313
    Oh ok.

    So, scientific explanation to what happends to you:
    - Your body decays
    - Your mind ceases to exist because your brain is not working

    Note: wven when you pass out or dream your brain is working, that won't happen when you die.

    Now you say
    >what now?

    And we say we don't fucking know because that's how shit is. Before you are born you are nothing and then you came to be. You will go to that stage.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:06 No.2385368
    >>2385359
    I believe you were eleven.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:07 No.2385375
    >>2385362
    Not samefag, but if there's one thing I've learned from watching Tarkovsky films is that while I may not be able to fathom such things as love or eternity without personally experiencing them, but I can still fathom their concepts. So nyeh!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:07 No.2385376
    >>2385368

    Probably.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:09 No.2385383
    Well, if there's nothing on the other side, I don't think I'll care considering I'll be dead.

    Buuuuuuuuuut, here's hoping for some Valhalla shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:09 No.2385386
    >>2385337

    I used to have panic attacks when I was younger. Used to wake up screaming. I got over it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:11 No.2385393
    >>2385386
    Don't worry, they'll come back to you in your last few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:11 No.2385394
    You will be stuck in a cross sectional piece of time of the moment you die. The main thing is to go out as painlessly as possible, for example, if you drown: It will feel like you are drowning for eternity. If you die because your were cut in half by fishing wire around the stomach area, it's going to be a VERY painful eternity.

    Good luck everyone.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:11 No.2385395
    >>2385383
    How many of your enemies have you slain?
    ...
    No beer and wenches for you.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:11 No.2385396
    >>2385337
    >Gotta take a fucking hour out to reassure myself I'm immortal now.

    Having an existential crisis, eh? That's kind of funny.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:12 No.2385402
    I think this the tamest I've seen /sci/ in a while. Kudos.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:13 No.2385406
    >>2385402

    I AM NOT A MERE MORTAL!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:15 No.2385413
    >>2385395
    Hey now, I beat up the 5th grade bully....When I was in 3rd Grade! I'm so going to Valhalla.

    You know what would be a cool, yet weird form of an afterlife? You get there, then you get to reincarnate yourself in any world imaginable, in any form, but when you do, you lose all memory of the afterlife. Then when you die again, you regain it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:16 No.2385420
    >>2385402
    I know. I'm feeling pretty chill for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:18 No.2385426
    >>2385413
    >>2385413
    But at that point the "reincarnation" process is moot since "you" may've well been destroyed and another unrelated being created; it would elicit the same effect.

    Also, what's your excuse for not praising Odin today?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:18 No.2385431
    >>2385420
    I think that the atheist vs theist debates have become so common place that no one really gives a shit anymore. If only the world reflected this.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:19 No.2385433
    >>2385394
    That's why I want to die peacefully sleeping like my grandfather and not in panic like the people in the bus he was driving.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:20 No.2385441
    >>2385431
    >>2385420
    >>2385402
    Atheists won.
    Christfags are tired and don't even butthurt anymore.

    This is the world I want to live in. I love you /sci/
    >> sage sage 01/21/11(Fri)01:20 No.2385445
    sage? sage.

    organic matter decomposes. thats it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:20 No.2385446
    you get a boner
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:20 No.2385448
    >>2385426
    Dude, it's the afterlife. At that point I'd just say "fuck logic".
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:22 No.2385457
    >>2385441
    Anyone else love Dester's Laboratory? Ego Trip was my cocaine as a child.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:23 No.2385465
    DMT gets released from your pituitary gland, causing hallucinations and extending your perception of time to an infinite degree. Hope it's not a bad trip.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:24 No.2385470
    >>2385448
    The day you give up logic is the day you become nothing more than a conglomeration of particles.

    On a completely unrelated note, logic and evidence lead to the conclusion that you are nothing more than a conglomeration of particles and that there is no afterlife.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:24 No.2385471
    >>2385457
    Dexter's (?) Lab? I too hold that and many other animated works from that general time period in high regard.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:26 No.2385482
    >>2385470
    You're no fun at all :(
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:27 No.2385487
    >>2385482
    FUN IS A HUMAN CONSTRUCT (i.e. IT DOES NOT EXIST IN OF ITSELF)
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:28 No.2385492
    >>2385471
    I loved that kid's voice too. Too bad the animation style changed later along with the voice. I suppose every show has its glory days followed by a decline. Kind of like Spongebob Squarepants, and Seinfeld.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:29 No.2385495
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    >>2385482
    >>2385470
    >>2385448
    I love you guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/11(Fri)01:31 No.2385501
    >>2385492
    As they say, "all good things must [eventually] come to an end," which seems to be applicable to a lot of situations. I'd like to think that it's just me being older and jaded, but the stuff they pump out these days certainly isn't anything like they used to make.



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