that's fukkin stupid

>>209232
I get it, but that's not funny

wait, no one has mad a dumbass coment about her TATA box promoter sequence

>>209521

I thought she just had a Poly A Tail.

Glycine, Alanine, Glycine, Alanine,

>>209232
BUt that's not funny. No science jokes are funny.

>>211166 No science jokes are funny.
Heisenberg's speeding down the motorway, gets pulled over by a cop. Rolls down his window, cop walks up and asks "do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?!". Heisenberg looks up and says "no, but I can tell you exactly where I was!"

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
banana?
A: |elephant|*|banana|*sin(theta).

>>211151
lol?

>>211151
Oh now that's just asinine.

The integer say to pi: your not very rational.

Pi says to the integer: Get real.

>>211240

>>211252
Yeah thats it i was to lazy to find the pic. Thanks

>>209521
..ok how about...

Lady Gaga, you must be a dna sequence, because your TATA box is promoting a transcription. in my pants.

>>211240

>integer

>>211305
Exactly

A group of scientists gather in a room to make jokes.

A few bad jokes are made, then they all realize they will die alone.

>>211305

Thank you. minirage.

johnny was a chemist son
but johnny is no more
what johnny though was h2o
was h2so4

>>211359
not funny

>>211359
ew.

not much science

>>211411
i lol'd

c'mon, is there no fans of nerd humor?

>>211517
Heres a fan!

>>211517
There's about 3 science humour threads a day. It gets old after a while.

>>211525
ok. i think i'll wait for another thread. hope it will be.. more alive.

>>211240
>integer: Get real
>implying integers are not real numbers

FFFFFUUUUUUU - ok, fine, I've clearly been trolled.

>>211411

> void main {
> return LotsMoreMoney;

>>211411
>numberOfBugs defined as a float
>three different functions for checking user license instead of calling one in a for loop

>>211624
GET THE FUCKING DEFIBS!

CLEAR

BUUUUUUUUUMP

ANY RESPONSE?

>>212527

NO SIR

GOD DAMMIT, WE'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE ANOTHER THREAD THIS WAY

CLEAR!

BUUUUUUUMP

>>212538

STILL NO RESPONSE SIR

PREP THE DEFIBS AGAIN

Sir, I think it's time you stopped. It's gone. Face it.

>>212527
>>212538
i lol'd

>>212553
DID YOU SEE THAT, JENKINS? IT LIVES, I KNEW IT! HAHA, WELCOME BACK SONNY JIM. JENKINS!

SIR!

PREP THE DEFIBS!

BUT SIR, THE THREAD'S ALIVE AGAIN, YOU CAN STOP NOW!

DON'T BE DAFT BOY, CAN'T YOU SEE? THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL THING WE HAVE DONE THIS DAY, WE'RE OFF TO SAVE OTHER THREADS FROM SIMILAR FATES!

SIR, YOU ARE TRULY A NOBLE MAN!

MOVE OUT!

>>212566
.... you totally jumped the shark there.

An electron says to a doctor, 'I'm ill!'
The doctor says 'are you positive?#
The electron goes, 'yes!'

>>212577
0/10

A math a science and an robot go in a bar. the robot says hello and the end

>>212632
I don't get it

>>212638
Well robots can't talk! that's the joke

Calculate the volume of a pizza. Assume a perfrect cylinder with height a and radius z.

>>212654
The volume is 45delicious/m^3

>>212654
lolage

>>212654

(pi*z^2)*a

OH YOU!

>>211638
Not only does it have unnecessary motivational shit, it's also really simple. For comparison, see
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hidden_Power_calculation

>>212654

a(z^2*pi)

I don't get it.

>>212527
oh

>>212907
>a(z^2pi)
>a(zzpi)
>pizza

>>213560
>a(z^2pi)
>a(zzpi)
>azzpi
>ass pie

>>211525
You spend way too much time on here bro.