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    42 KB Cake paradox Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)10:58 No.202023  
    What would happen?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)10:59 No.202032
    Portals do not and cannot exist.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:01 No.202061
    >>202032
    Let's assume they would
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:02 No.202072
    >>202061
    Well, if you assume that, go ahead and set the laws under which they work aswell and you got the answer to your question.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:03 No.202078
    Assuming portals could exist, everyone knows they don't work on moving surfaces
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:03 No.202081
    If the two tables are the same size, how does the one with the blue portal on it shrink in panel 2?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:03 No.202083
    >portals on moving surfaces
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:04 No.202087
    you would get one of those four dimensional sock things, you know the three dimensional version of the mobius strip? yah one of those.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:04 No.202095
    klein bottle! that's what it's called!
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:05 No.202103
    You can't move the surfaces.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:06 No.202108
    >>202103
    what do you mean?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:06 No.202115
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    depends on orientations
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:07 No.202119
    >>202023
    the top part of the blue portal's surface would start to stick out of the blue portal itself, and you wouldn't be able to push it in any further

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:09 No.202142
    >>202115
    i mean would the half of the blue portal come out of the blue portal in the plane of the yellow or orthogonal to the plane of teh yellow portal.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:12 No.202155
    the blue portal and the yellow portal should be the same size so you can't make them fit through each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:12 No.202161
    The portals are the same size one table wouldn't be able to pass through the other portal.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:14 No.202173
    They GET DOWN
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:16 No.202187
    >Portals do not and cannot exist.

    y not?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:19 No.202211
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    Assumption:

    1. I had to assume the orientation that the portal could come out (i.e. in plane of the yellow portal rather than orthogonal to the yellow portal). see >>202115

    2. The portals would have to get smaller every time to fit out. see >>202155
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:20 No.202217
    Can this thread be an image dumb of all the weirdass portal theory drawing, now?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:20 No.202220
    >>202187

    It would violate causality.

    Besides, if it did, there would be know reason for them both to be anchored in the same point in time.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:21 No.202226
    >>202211
    no it's clearly the formation of a klein bottle.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:21 No.202228
    >>202211
    One do not need to be smaller than the other.
    They just need to be ovals.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:23 No.202243
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    >>202226
    how would this result?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:24 No.202247
    This should be in the next Portal game. It's possible to attempt at some levels but if you do, game stops. Or crashes. Or it just GETS DOWN and kills you if you touch it.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:25 No.202261
    >>202243
    Wait, it's cutting itself!

    I say that's cheating.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:26 No.202263
    >>202243
    see how it folds back into itself? that's the result of the blue end of the portal leading through the yellow end back into itself. portals are connected to each other so it's a bit like a tube.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:27 No.202275
    >>202263
    the only reason a klein bottle cuts into itself is because you can't view it properly in three dimensions, it requires a fourth.

    a mobius strip we see because it is a three dimensional representation of a two dimensional surface.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:32 No.202306
    >>202275

    Aren't they both supposed to be a one surface object? I say the Moebius strip does a better job at it.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:37 No.202353
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:42 No.202403
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    >>202023
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:46 No.202422
    >>202023

    The big table would come out of the portal, with a portal stuck to it and when it was 0.0..1 mm out of the portal it would become full size again. Immediately however, an infinite number of these tables would be produced from all the other protals and therefore a blackhole would be created due to the infinite mass of the tables.

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:46 No.202428
    >>202306
    yah, kinda.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)11:49 No.202443
    >>202422

    :O
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:02 No.202553
    >>202422
    No, the mass wouldn't change. It would be divided by as many apparent iteration.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:03 No.202562
    >>202553
    yes but you only need a highly concentrated mass to create a singularity/black hole. not a lot of mass. the the effect he refers to is that you will get massive densification of mass which yes probably would create a tiny black hole.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:05 No.202569
    >>202562
    OK, now I get it.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:07 No.202585
    >>202553

    Yes but matter is conserved when going through a portal so therefore if x went thorugh y, x would come out on the other side.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:07 No.202588
    Portals dissapear from moving platforms, thus this can never happen, as soon as you start to move the table with blue portal it'll vanish
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:11 No.202616
    >>202588
    Doesn't make realistic sense, since from different perspectives, we're already moving no matter what.

    Earth rotates while orbiting the sun, the solar system orbits Sagittarius A*, the Milky Way galaxy flees towards its galactic neighbours, and even space itself is constantly expanding.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:11 No.202621
    if portals dissapear when they are on something moving, then we couldn't have portals on Earth. Earth is not an inertial frame.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:18 No.202661
    Then we are pretty much fucked, sucks to be us on so on
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:22 No.202681
    Can't happen, portals can't remain on moving surfaces (assumingly because they can't change location). Thus, the answer to OP's question is that the second you lift up the tables the portals are on, the portals disappear.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:24 No.202690
    >>202403

    There you go, faggots. Thread over.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:39 No.202791
    AIN'T EARTH A MOVING SURFACE? I CALL BULLSHIT ON THE MOVING SURFACE-THEORY.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:42 No.202812
    >>202681

    EVERYTHING IS MOVING
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:46 No.202846
    >>202791
    >>202812
    mind = blown
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)12:50 No.202875
    >>202791
    >>202812
    so much for moving, but what about acceleration? If you want to move something relative to yourself you have to accelerate it. Would this make the portals unstable?
    >> the guy who belives the earth moves !kvQQiMAh9w 02/06/10(Sat)12:55 No.202911
    >>202875

    Maybe. I'm no physics. As a matter of fact, I've only studied high school physics. I just wanted to call bullshit on the moving surface-theory.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)13:00 No.202945
    >>202875
    The earth (and everything on it) is constantly accelerated towards the sun, enabling its orbital motion.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)13:01 No.202952
    Maybe the portals just can't move relative to one another.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)13:06 No.202993
    Portals can't exist guys, but teleporters can.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)13:11 No.203039
    >>202791
    THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE PORTALS ARE MOVING RELATIVE TO EACH OTHER YOU COLOSSAL MISUNDERSTANDER
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)13:14 No.203061
    >>203039
    Interesting... now THAT is a valid constraint, I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)13:17 No.203083
    >>203039

    Congrats, you solved it
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)13:26 No.203157
    >>203039

    You're a stupid nigger.
    >> Chroma !mcWRTBL78Y 02/06/10(Sat)15:12 No.204012
    If reality were different, what would happen?

    >Implying any answer is better than any other.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)19:50 No.206909
    Can't someone just do a computer simulation?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/10(Sat)20:02 No.206961
    >>206909
    sure
    >>202403

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