>PhD in mathematics
>any jon i want
>over 3000k starving

hurrr i love this game
and i also reached age 83 with 10,000,000 net worth

> design character based on myself
> make exact same life choices
> everyone in my family except for me becomes an alcoholic
> die of epilepsy

wat.

>>1481489
I like how you can just "catch" epilepsy.

>Make a perfect Canadian
>Suicide at age 63

Any link?

what is this
where do I get?

>>1481500
It's called Real Lives 20XX

>>1481506
Is it free?

Real Lives 2007, go check at Piratebay (trial works just fine).

>>1481509
>>1481506
mkay thanks

> Friend is in grave danger
> Choose not to risk life to help him
> He survives
> Everything went better than expected

>>1481509
How long does the trial last?

>>1481516
I've been playing for half an hour now, so... at least 30 minutes.

>Get Madagascar
>At least I'll never get sick.

Trial lasts 3 lives and is utter shit. Anyone knows where i can get a cracked one?

>>1481526
I'm still amazed how many people know that game.

>>1481531
I think many people don't even know the game as such but rather the meme spawned by it.

>India: Die at 77
>Ghana: Die at 69
>Poland: Die at 57
>US: Die at 41
>Japan: Die at 9

Can I do anything to stop my spendings from creeping up?

>>1481538
Not if you are married

1. Indian family, siblings popping up by the dozens
2. Get over 9000 status updates about sisters' husbands and shit every year
3. ?????
> 4. My face

>>1481554
Update: I'm 46 and I still don't have enough money to immigrate at least to some Eastern-European shithole country.

>>1481559
And I died from a heart attack at age 47.
FML.

>create myself
>still cant get laid

I prefer Civilization IV

>>1481528
There's a text file with a serial in the torrent, yo.

>>1481571
Does it have rape and goiter? No?

Too bad, it can't be as good as this.

Some non-english name choices are hilarious.

>>1481582
I remember thinking I was a little brown girl who was also a lesbian, until I got my girlfriend pregnant.

Yeah, that was pretty awkward.

>>1481578
Fine you win :(

>>1481587
Now that you mention it, it's interesting that the game handles religion and sexual orientation as unchangeable constants.

>Died at age 66 in a fire.
FUUUUUUUUU

is there a fastforward for this game? Playing 2010 version.

>>1481587
>Honey, I'm pregnant
>But... but how is it possible? We are both girls!
>Uh, honey, I don't know how to tell you...
>What? You've been cheating on me?
>No, honey, I would never do that. However, you are... you are a man, honey.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

> Start drinking with some friends
> Conscience goes down
> My face

>>1481595
I got married to some dude and started dating women after he died. I've also switched from Hindu to Islam.

>Physicist
>Made an extra 38,086 dollars illegally.
WAT

>>1481609
Selling laboratory parts maybe? weed?

>>1481609
>Took a fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.
>You are no longer able to continue your work as a scientist.
>Your marriage is suffering problems. Do you wish to end it now?
Well, fuck.

>>1481628
>The injury has resulted in paralysis.
>You are no longer able to continue your work as a scientist.

>My face

After breaking up with girlfriend accidentally with a man.

>>1481635
Somehow, I managed to get a job earning nearly triple what I previously made as a scientist. I guess paralyzed physics graduates make good company presidents, eh?

And then I died from stomach cancer a few years after.

>>1481635
lol'd

>>1481635
Hawking has a neuro-muscular dystrophy

OK, I'm in my 5th life now and was never able to go to college despite all the characters being intelligent and spending time on studying. Wtf.

>born in South Africa as a girl
>Straggle all my teen years
>Move to UK Illegally, get deported back loosing the little money i had.
>Get raped, get pregnant, child die before age 4 [i was lucky]
>Work til i turn 25, emigrate to japan
>Become a Billionaire by the time I'm 30
>Die of old age at the age of 102

>>1481652
If you are in Europe the admission percentage is fucked up. You will never get in.

>too stupid to be an Australian soldier
>spend 71 years as a beggar in Cuba

> Girl wants to marry me
> She's a factory worker
> My face

what is this game OP?

>born a girl in some backwater town @ uganda
>read and study, can't get into college
>teen years struggling
>work good jobs, earn money
>move to Kampala
>work harder, still can't get into college
>save up until I'm 38
>get married to some loser, who had a SHITTON of assets.
>cash them all in
>move to the USA
>he starts being bitchy
>Leave him
>work
>work
>get into college @ age 44
>work as an engineer @ age 49
>save up
>too old @ age 58
>invest like crazy
>become a millionaire
>lose 90% @ age 72
>Cash the rest in
>live lavishly.
>Die at 78.

>>1481685
That is the american dream.

>>1481682
>>1481682
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>>1481682


this

>>1481696
Please see >>1481509
You stupid fuck.

> Parents were over 45 when I was born
> They die
> I inherit a wad of cash in my 20's
> Everything went better than expected

suddenly seeds


MILLIONS OF THEM

>>1481704
Anon is legion.

>infertile
>wife gets pregnant five times
>abort, abort, abort, abort, abort

>>1481733
But then who was sperm?

>born in Central African Republic
>Parents send every other kid to school except me
>Infertile
>Leave home at 14
>Steal, lie and scam my way through Cameroon, Nigeria, Niger, Libya, Tunisia, Algeria, Spain, France (not one legal border crossing).
>Brothers and Sisters all successful geniuses
>Marry Algerian woman with 88 intelligence
>Live off her skills as a secretary
>Suddenly have kids aged 40 (Im infertile so I think the bitch cheated on me)
>Lost all my wife's money on high risk investment
>Die aged 71. Outlived every other member of my family.

The Central African Republican's dream

Only 9 megs? wtf?

may someone be kind enough to post a serial here?

70020280

>first time playing
>18 yo Indian

>your brother Janardhan has been raped

I suspect the salaries for a particular job are the same in every country. Are they?

>run setup
>blah blah click next
>runtime error at 216
>google it
>LOL MEANS YOU GOT A VIRUS

EVERYONE STOP DOWNLOADING THE GAME IT HAS A FUCKING VIRUS

> Adopt two preteen girls
> My face

>Born Vietnamese
>More dong than I can handle

>> Get paralyzed
>> Still do physical training and sports

>>1481797
bullshit,
and even if it did I <3 it.

I'd just like to point out here that a fivefold increase in spending is not "creeping up".

1. Start as an intelligent hungarian kid
2. Get engineering degree
3. Finally move to NYC at the age of 50
4. Pic related

>>1481830
What do you mean bullshit? I just got the error.

>>1481797
stfu

>>1481878
you mad because it's a virus?

it comes with a keylogger, watch out!

>>1481912
It's worth it.

>>1481912
any idea how to remove it?
help please.

>>1481924
type all your passwords out onto notepad and then send me 50 bux

or get an antivirus you derpface

Where can I download this game with a working key?

>>1481924
inafter delete system32

>>1481932

search on FilesTube

In other news don't have 15 children. It will crash the game.

>Born pasty, skinny nerd in Columbia with high intellect
>Accepted to college, study mathematics
>Attend graduate school, PhD in mathematics
>Any job I want 1,000,000 pesos starting
>Drafted into the military

>>1481929
I scannd it with malwarebytes and Avira.
Is the keylogger native to the program?
because I am not seeing any foreign processes.
Anyways how do I remove it?

>>1481950
Scanned it as well and the installer and the install folder and I got nothing. But getting the 216 error means it's nothing other than a trojan. So it might have stuck itself somewhere else. Currently doing a fullscan to see if I cant find it.

>>1481950
Sigh.

Download the safe version.

I remember playing the 2007 version when it first came out. I had to reformat my HDD.

Tons of /b/tards must've gotten the virus too. In 2007, this game spread like wildfire on /b/, with virus-laden links everywhere.

No-one gave a shit because this game was fun.

>>1481964
>> No-one gave a shit because this game was fun.
Humanity is fucking doomed.

>>1481962
Same here guys, I'm not getting anything.
will upload pics if you really deem it necessary.

>>1481964
>Download the safe version.

huh

>>1481978
Find it here: >>1476433

It's best to do a full scan of what you're downloading BEFORE you download it.

Some uploads has viruses, some does not.

I didn't find anything either. Calling shenanigans.

>>1481985
I didn't get the virii version then :3

>>1481990
Read the thread, retard.

How do I change religion?

>>1482007
Get married (and hope it changes) or emigrate.

You can't be an Atheist in this game.

I became ultra-rich
I married a woman, who was intelligent (general manager)
I was infertile so I adopted 6 children, 3 male, 3 female

why the fuck are half of them smokers?

>>1481985
Uninstalled the one I got from pirate, downloaded the one from imagehost or whatever that one post had linked, still got the error.

>>1482028
piratebay*

I'm was trying the 2010 version and it as crashing on start with exception EOleSysError, after some googling, this has to do with a missing flash.ocx (activex component) which the program uses, but which flash no longer includes.

one of the following standalone flash install files worked
http://www.softwarepatch.com/internet/flash.html
http://www.filehippo.com/download_flashplayer_ie/

>had 6 children
>wife dies promptly thereafter

ME
Dale (my son)
1 child
Bruce (my son)
no children
Mark (my son)
no children
Patricia (my daughter)
5 children (you go girl)
Jane (my daughter)
6 children (you go girl)
Anne (my daughter)
0 children.

they all inherited $2,000,000 USD each.
fuck the boys, they ain't producing.
I wanted to have a whole clan.
next time I try this in Africa, fertility rates are hiiigh.

>>1482028
which one did yuo download fromp TPB, I downloaded the most seeded one, it had like 24 seeds or so.

>>1482042
If you search Real Lives *, I downloaded the second one on the list.

>>1482046
As did I.
what OS are you running in?
I tested this in sandboxie and no problem arose.

>>1482023
>my face when I'm a Chinese atheist

>>1482090
What the fuck.

Is that the 2010 version?

>>1482089
Windows 7. Then I tried with XP sp3 compat mode and same thing. Scans arent showing up anything so I think the whole program is just fucked. I'm just going to uninstall it and not bother with this.

they made me russian orthodox from pskov, which is incidentally only a couple hundred miles from where I was actually born, and I was baptized as orthodox.

*twilight zone music*

>max out everything and start out in Somalia icandothis.jpg
>13 y.o. a friend is in a bind with his live at stake
try and help
>get killed

>>1482105
nope. 2007

>>1482114
here, scan just found 1 infected file, oh shit this may be the problem and hopefully I can fix it

ok wtf im cant find any downloads that arent dodgy. Anyone have a CLEAN link?

http://h.imagehost.org/download/0829/rls2k10
REAL LIVES 2010 FULL PACK ( crack and official trial)

http://i.imagehost.org/download/0907/rl2k10fontchanger
REAL LIVES 2010 FONT CHANGER (changes illegible script font to tahoma, and optionally removes annoying babby cry on childbirth)

http://h.imagehost.org/download/0556/rls2k7
REAL LIVES 2007 FULL PACK (crack and official trial)

http://j.imagehost.org/download/0641/rls2k7_crkonly
REAL LIVES 2007 CRACK ONLY (but with a legit download link in the readme).

All files are clean, all work, all cracks are done by me, source codes included since they only patch one jump in each version, and add some registry stuff.
Trusted by /v/.

>>1482146
Careful guys.

Virus.

>>1482146
I did the 2007 and I still had a problem, though it's starting to look a bit unrelated.

>>1482151
citation needed, go on, show a screenshot.

when you are not qualified for a job does that mean you have 0% chance of getting it or like 1% chance

>>1482151
>>1482152
http://pastebin.com/1XbngtyU

there, commented the code

>>1482172
>>1482157
>>1482146
Well apparently the infection wasn't related at all, just an old hack I used to have. I think it just may be an incompatibility. Seems fun but I'll be fucked if I'm going to try this hard for a game.

>>1482184
What kind of infection? I had a skynet variant one, and those are a bitch to get rid of.
(because it used debug hooks into web browsers to spread itself on the harddisk. I'd give you the registry values to look into, but I can't remember them off the top of my head)

I don't know if there is root repeal or combofix for win7 yet, but if you got win xp, go look for root repeal, it will reveal rootkits, and combofix can fix your system with almost surefire success rate.

(it's a pretty hardcore tool, though, so be sure to read about it, a lot)

>>1482198
Error message after installing and trying to run the game: runtime error at 216

Apparently is caused by a trojan called subseven. I believe if I did have this virus, not just rl2k7 would be effected, and I'd start to see wonky shit happening. I also scanned the rar I downloaded from PB and it was clean, scanned yours and it was clean, scanned the program folder after installing and it was clean, scanned system folder, clean. I think it mentions that error 216 may be thrown out if there's something fucked up with the registry for the program. iunno

>>1481628

Make meth, man

>>1482208
sub seven?!

That one is still around?!
Shit, that takes me back, man.

But hm. Runtime errors indicate problems with the..runtime.

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=a7b7a05e-6de6-4d3a-a423-37bf0912db84&di
splaylang=en

There you can find the newest version of it.
A useful download in any case, since it includes the 2010 runtimes which are used in visual studio 2010, ensuring that you will be able to run those apps as well.
(the first version of my 2010 crack I forgot to link statically to the library, so some anons couldn't get it to run, since linking it to a dll instead of statically requires the user to have the runtime installed, but that has been fixed, still, other software devs might link to dll to reduce filesize (original crack was 4kb or so))

>>1482242
Well, I'll give it a try. Thanks tripbro

>live in Japan
>you are suffering from malnutrition
>about 0% of Japan's people risk starvation due to insufficient food
lolwtf

>Born female in Kenya
>Never get raped
>Whole family dies
>Move to America
>Die at 75 with a net worth of 5 million

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>my face when my mom has domestic chores as a job and my dad doesnt have job.
>monthly income = 0

My favourite one, after emigrating to the states from my shithole country, this asshole decides to insult my family.

Lets see how this goes.

>skip a year of school 3 times because im so fucking smart
awww yeeeah
>did not pass college exams
WTF

>>1482380

not well.

>>1482386

.....and fuck.

>>1482403

Its a sign...

>Born in California
>Dumb bimbo hot ass
>Works up to be a model
>Get pregnant at 15
>Marry a low life laborer
>End up making cabinets
>Die with 6 kids in their 40s still living at home with no job

>>1482450
Damn Mexicans. GO BACK TO YOUR OWN DAMN COUNTRY

>Egyptian female
>emigrate to Germany illegally
>finished graduate college
>over 500k euros
>die at age 90
>survive longer than all my kids and husband
>feel fucking good man

Is this happening to anybody else? It won't show me any jobs (same for "qualified" as "all"), if I click OK it gives me a job, when i graduated it was "secondary school teacher", then it started giving me "marketing director" jobs, now it's giving me "primary teacher's aid", wtf?

If i click ok with "all jobs" ticked, it will say that i need a post grad degree to work as a senior government official.

>My brother Luís has graduated from college with a degree in Computer Science.

>My brother Luís began graduate school.

>My brother Luís's wife Flora has graduated from college with a degree in Religion.

>My brother Luís's wife Flora has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

>My brother Octavio has graduated from secondary school.

>My brother Octavio began college.

>My brother Octavio's girlfriend Lorena has graduated from secondary school.

>My brother Gustavo's boyfriend Gabriel has graduated from secondary school.

>12 years old
>I was robbed.

>Father and brother both have alcoholism.
>Family income of 20K pesos a year.
>Brother smokes and he along with mom have hookworm


It could be worse... I could be an engineer.

life in kentucky

>>1482498
BOY YOU BEST GET BACK HERE AND FINISH WHAT YA STARTED

>>1481595
Not true. I've had bi characters before. And when you turn down one sex, it asks you if you want to stop looking for partners of that sex.

Also I love that I can get a girlfriend in India, but not marry her. But there is no option to get her to move with me to different country.

Also best paying job is doctor? It's nice getting up to 2million a month. But seems silly not to be able to reach that as athlete or artist.

>>1482513

i tried reacting violently, and it just kept saying "youve been beaten"

>>1482518
BOY DONCHA FIGHT BACK

JUST BEND DAT ASS OVA AND WAIT FOR YO DADDY

>>1482529

NOOO DADDY I WANT TO BE A GUITAR PLAYER, MUSIC IS MY ONLY HIGH STAT

>>1482532
BOY STOP DAT PUSSY SHIT AND LEARN A REAL JAWB! NOW CLEAN YO DADDYS COCK CLEAN OF YOUR SHIT YOU PANSY LITTLE FUCKA

>>1482537

what board is this again?

>>1482541
/fag/?

Oh shit, I meant /fa/!

I WANNA CHANGE MY RELIGION!

How do I go about doing this?

2010 version, if that helps.

>>1482577
well one time I changed from muslim to buddhism when i moved to south korea. try moving to a new country.

>>1482577

Why would you want to change your religion? Unless you mean change it to Roman Catholic.

>Create myself
>Do well at school
>Get into college
>Get into graduate school
>Get a highly paid job
>Earn millions by investing money
>Have four children
>Everything's great

>Died at age 61 from an epileptic seizure.
>FUCK

>A major flood has hit India
>16 people dead
>51,000,000 people affected.

wat

also, my dad was just cured of primary stage syphillus

How the fuck do you retire?

>>1482601
I'm a chemist, I wanna be an atheist.

>>1482626

This game doesn't allow atheism.

>>1482628
That's bullshit. I'm going to sue.

NETWORTH: in swiss franks- 9009469. Not bad for a mexican girl that never graduated from college, eh?

>>1482636

Why? Because you want to be a fucking heathen?

What's the name of that game??

>Born a girl in Congo
>Goiter
>Die at 3 from dehydration
fuck.

>>1482639
Yeah this game doesn't make a lot of sense.

Chemist with a net worth of around 1,200,000 Canadian dollars.

I've been convicted of a felony and was addicted to illegal drugs for years. Moved from St. Louis, Missouri to B.C.

>born in nigeria
>stunted growth, brothers dying from malaria
>become IT technician
>earn money to immigrate illegaly to Denmark
>first job: Police Captain
>now 60 years old, and net worth 10 million kroner as government official

>>1482628
see: >>1482090

>Design a character after myself
>Make every decision I would make
>Go to college, become biologist
>Marry a nerdy girl, have 2 daughters
>They go to college and become self-sufficient
>Live a lavish life
>Die at 78 from a stroke

>>1482620
Me again, never got an answer. How do you retire?

>>1482704
You have to be old and have the right kind of job.

>>1482707
I'm 68 and a scientist. Does it give me a choice? I have over a million dollars.

>>1482711
lol I just got the option. Groovy.

>>1482711
For a scientist, you'll have to be older. Like 70's.

>>1482716
Yeah, I got it right at 70.

>>1482255
Here, 2007 didn't work, installed 2010 and it works. So whatever.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
Removed from school.


wat

>Born anywhere else than US
>Die/have a horrible life
This game fucking sucks. It makes it seem like if you don't live in the US, your life must suck ass.

>>1482737
My brother and sister get to go to school but I don't? god fucking damnit

Fuck my life.

>>1482737
>>1482746
>met a girl
>she's 13

FUCK YES

>You are born a girl in Brazil.
>You die of asphyxiation at childbirth

Fuck me.

Was this game made by Conservative Americans or some shit?

I think it was.

Your life will most likely suck if your not american
atheist isn't a religious choice

>>1482761
>rejects me

FUCK NO

>have a sister
>cant fuck her

this game is terrible

>engineer
>too old to work, look for another job
>became a doctor
LOL

>>1481595
well it's generally accurate
you dont change the religion of your ancestors and that's your real religion, below your conscious choices and declarations

I'm an American atheist.

I died at 15.

>Have three daughters
>Named them all the same name
>Can't molest them
What the fuck is with this game? It isn't realistic in any way.

france is pretty boring. when am i gonna get addicted to drugs?

>>1482743
>>1482768
oh come on. I had great life in China

>>1482743

>born in the US
>become an alcoholic
>husband dies
>get caught stealing from work
>die of cancer at the age of 40
>my face

someone post source of game, i want download!

>>1482784
cont.
>too old to work as a doctor
>become a mathematician
fucking lulz

>56
>Works as a scientist
>Son graduates from college
>With a degree in Philosophy
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>my face when i've been rejected by literally every women i've met

wtfman

>have sex with 3 different women
>get infected with gonohrea
>decide to have as many children as possible
>age 34 with 12 kids and countless of marriages game crashes

>24 year old Mexican mathematician
>30k starting
fuck.

>Real Lives 2007
>81 years old
>Male
>Living in California
>You have been raped

wat

downloaded it from there:
http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/115864953/?tab=summary

virus scan report :
http://www.virustotal.com/analisis/cdf8356d6774abc9228645ebdc1af37cec612b21863358e3531bf1f58d3a09ab-
1278958768

>>1482856

My son was smart enough to marry a good woman.

>>1482768
>>1482788
lol

>Costa Rican Man
>Degree in mathematics
>Emigrate to US
>Get job as electronic systems operator
>3 daughters
>All three get advanced degrees in mathematics
>Die at 93 with 3 million dollars saved

>Make new character
>Born in Colorado, USA
>Parents are rich
FUCK.

YES.

whenever i try to download this game is says windows cannot run this program, wat do?

>>1482858

so.. i downloaded the other one (there are two available torrents for "Real Lives")

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/113485745/%22real+lives%22?tab=summary

here's the scan report
http://www.virustotal.com/analisis/4e08936806836258edba136a83922b694a04868242c48cd7dc56542cd0961a6b-
1279674539

notice that both files are very old (157 and 131 weeks)

actually there's a third torrent, isohunt references no seeder for it and it sports one spyware alert negative comment

too bad, the game seems interesting
i dont feel like risking it

>>1482895
die at 6 :)

>39 years old
>Advanced degree in mathematics
>No wife or kids yet
>Working as mathematician
>Die of a siezure
WHAT THE FUCK

>>1482935
too much brain stress :)
advanced math + no pussy... bad combo :)

>>1482917
There was some tripfag named Derp on here last night that gave me a link to a torrent that works, comes with product key (It's 2007 edition, the best one) and it was virus free. If you see him, ask him about the link.

>Born in Pakistan
>Gifted with Strength and endurance, and good looks
>Emigrate to Afhganistan and kill Americans as a military sergeant
>tollface.jpg
>"You have been killed"

>>1482917

You know what you doing

http://www.educationalsimulations.com/store.php

So what's the difference between 2007 and 2010 other than the interface?

>Have a kid
>Name him Akbar
>Hope that he joins the Navy
>Hope he becomes an Admiral

>>1483016
A lot of people like the 2007 version better because you have more options.
In 2007, you can be gay or atheist, 2010, nope. Too many people complained.

>my face when im the only one left in my family still alive

>everyone had some form of illness except me who only had hepatitis and had that cured right away

wtf man

>>1483019
Oh lawd.

>>1483032
>my FUCKING FACE WHEN RIGHT WHEN I HITE SUBMIT I HIT AGE A EAR AND DIE FROM A STROKE

GOD DAMNIT

>>1482947
The serial you want is: 42536475

>My brother Sun's girlfriend Tse began grade school
>Sun is 14

>>1483063
NICE

>Sister Lola born.

>Began school.

>My sister Lola has been murdered at age 1.

Jesus christ, honduras is a terrible place.

>>1482146

>http://h.imagehost.org/download/0556/rls2k7

COMODO is acting up on the trial

Are you guys sure this is clean?

>>1483126
I still don't trust 2007, but I can confirm 2010 is fine.