Where's the "renounce faith" button?

Do I have to pay for download?

Feels good man

>>1476455
You know, that was what I was wondering. Also one of my characters jumped from being a Sunni Muslim to a Buddhist. I though that was a good trade.

>>1476465

could you please tell me what this is from?

In the game, I'm a retired Russian military sergeant with diabetes, depression, and malnutrition because I spent all of my savings in one year and then had to go to spending nothing on everything, then I died of diabetes.

Feels good man.

wtf is this?
Link please

>be born female

^_^

>do well in school, have lots of hobbies and friends

^D^

>going to college for medicine degree

~*^D^*~

>get raped

:O

>pregnant

D:

>depression

D':

It's an "Educational game" called "Real Lives" (I'm assuming the latest version, Real Lives 2010)

>Born in United States
>Gifted with intelligence
>Parents are rich
>Millionaire
>Die at 103
Feels good man.

>>1476503

you sir, win

Bitches and whores, man, bitches and whores.

>Born in Detroit, Michigan
>Gifted with Intelligence
>Graduate in advanced chemistry by age 23
>No job for drug maker
>Commit suicide

>>1476503
Nope. 2007.

2010 sucks.

Intentional self-destruction is fun.

Back when we had threads about this on /a/ I was born in Africa. My mother worked at "odd jobs" and did lots more than my father.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

>>1476598
Try to survive to 14 and get pregnant.

>>1476598
Also

Aren't the five pillars of Islam something like:

There is no god but god and Mohammed is his profit.
Pray your daily prayers
Give charitable donations
Fast during Ramadan, etc.
Visit Mecca during the Hajj.

I'm personally an atheist, but I don't see anything in the five pillars of Islam that are particularly disagreeable.

>>1476604
I'm 4 million francs in debt and I have no family and no job.

>>1476613
So?

Just find a boyfriend, try for a child, if it doesn't work dump him and try again. Or just try again without dumping, but the former gives more of a slut feeling.

>>1476610
>There is no god but god and Mohammed is his profit
>Mohammed is his profit
>profit

1.-Create the Universe
2.-Talk to Mohammed
3.-???
4.-Profit!

>>1476610
>I don't see anything in the five pillars of Islam that are particularly disagreeable
>Fast during Ramadan, etc.

Well, fuck your opinion!

fuck USA

>>1476634
Update.

Download link please?

>>1476685
That's how you do it, man!

just look up "real life" on google

>>1476707
>To get your free copy of Real Lives 2010, fax a letter on your school letterhead to Educational Simulations at 530-237-5019 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              530-237-5019      end_of_the_skype_highlighting. Include the name and email address of the person at the school who should receive the free copy. Only requests on school letterhead will be honored.
Fuck this...

>>1476702
Another update. My vag must be loose as shit.

>>1476732
Remember, you can't have too many kids or the game freezes.

>>1476717
just get the trial and uninstall later dude

trust me

>>1476732
Goiter, asthma and epilepsy. Damn, she must be great in bed!

>>1476742
Does it? Fuck. I'll stop now. My husband died but I got remarried. I live in a building now!!!

>>1476754
Yeah, I don't remember the exact number, though.

You might want to start saving.

My family divided by 0 :(

The best thing about playing a man in this game, is that you can have several kids from different women without marrying, then you marry another woman, divorce and she gets stuck with all your kids.

Feels good, man.

>>1476781
Lol really?

>>1476817
Try that, it's really great to get back at those bitches and whores.

Anyone used the Character Designer yet?

>0 years old
>I was born a boy in the town of Helsinki in Finland's Uusimaa Province.
>My parents have named me Ilkka. My surname is Hättönen. My mother, Ilta, is 27 and my father, Orvo, is 31. I have no brothers or sisters.
>From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength, extraordinary physical endurance and extraordinary good looks.

Is it possible to emigrate?
Pakistan sucks

>>1476837
Yes, there is an option somewhere, you need a lot of money, though. Unless you do it illegaly, but that's dangerous.

>>1476843
Where can I move to?
I'll have to try my luck and do it illegally.

>social scientist

>>1476857
>computer technician

>>1476835

Only faggots use it.

>>>/fit/4002586

>>1476848
Everywhere. Prices change according to country.

Just look for the option, I don't remember where it is.

Alllllahhhhh Akbar!Alllllahhhhh Akbar!Alllllahhhhh Akbar!Alllllahhhhh Ak-BOOM! Moral of the story: all Arabs are Muslim terrorists.

As a Muslim, you must believe in the Hadith which speaks of the Five Pillars even though they have literally nothing to do with God's message.

Troll Muslims with this knowledge: Since most of their arbitrary rules come from the Hadith, remind them that they are wasting their time because the Hadith was man made (never mentioned in the Quran).

>>1476876
Should have knocked the bitch up and dumped her.

Once again, bitches and whores.

>>1476837

actions>residence>emigrate

Was born in China, moved to USA legally. Feels good man.

>>1476870
>Implying the quran wasn't man-made

I can finally accomplish my dream of being an Ethiopian lesbian!

>>1476898
You should make it your purpose in life to emigrate to Spain or the Netherlands in order to legally marry a woman.

>>1476901

I would... but I got killed for my political activities.

My dad's a bro.

Son of a bitch!!!

I got fucking robbed, for 28000 Syrian Pounds.

The fuck man I'm a 15 year old chick and my brother has whooping cough, syria sucks dick!!

Does anyone have a link or a rapidshit to Real Lives 2007? I had it on my old computer, but it's dead.

This Government does not like me. I've been in prison and losing jobs (and kicked out of school) since I was 15.

>>1476951
...i got rejected by a Corpse

15 years old
I was robbed.

Began trade school.

>My boyfriend Nasser has died from dehydration.

>Met a new boy I like very much, named Nasser Al Dwaisan.

>Rejected by Nasser Al Dwaisan.

Wait, what is this game? I want to play.

You're meant to interpret the book you stupid fucks. It opens like this \/ Opposites. It's to teach you how the world is composed of opposites. You're too fucking brainwashed to notice.

My boyfriend Jahi has had malaria.

My boyfriend Jahi has schistosomiasis.

15 years old
Pregnant.

FUCK YEAH

>>1476952
I don't have the original link, so here's a re-upload for you.
http://rapidshare.com/files/408859373/IRLs2007.7z

>>1476996
wat

>>1476996

>>1476999
I just got cervisitis from gonorhea

Yeah suck it bitch.

I got to the USA illegally from Pakistan, got remarried, and retired.
Not a bad life.

became a single pain in the ass business woman who lived the luxurious life in san francisco and then died with heart disease at 62 leaving a million dollars assets with no children or family to claim it. FUCKING banks got it all

I adore muslims, I really feel for them. Every time I walk past a muslim couple I place my hands together, but open like a book to show that I know exactly what they believe.
>>1477047

>>1477059
I became Protestant when I remarried btw

I traveled from Niger to Greece.

Not sure if that is an improvement.

>>1477047
died at age 77

=] I can see why
>>1477064
>>1477064

Where is the "Drop religion" option?

Where is the 'Forgot Word/Academa' option?
Oh yeah, there is none.
>>1477082

My mum died at 22 from ovarian cancer and i died at 3 from dioreha (speeling?)

Bisexual Russian woman reporting in.

>>1477065

in Niger it is hot as hell, Greeks only smell like it

>>1477122

But still, the Greeks will do something every two months to put me out of job.

>>1477103
I (illegally) migrated to the UK (where I live IRL). British women are, as expected, bitches and whores. I've been broken up with like eight times already.

It doesn't really make sense because all Russian women below the age of 40 are hot.

Few questions real quick:

This game is obviously "Real Lives", but which one of the series?


Where can I download it?

Is a crack needed?

Thanks.

>Female
>Live in Yemen
>Begger
>Age 20
>6 kids
>"You have been raped"
>Pregnant
>7 kids
i fucking love this game

>>1477189
We are talking about 2007
There is a download on the pirate bay

>6 years old
>Began school.

>7 years old
>My country is involved in a major war abroad. 29,793 >Chinese soldiers have been killed.

>Removed from school.

>Tried to get a job but I was too young.


FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>1477195

Tell us when you have 8 kids.

>>1477189
its on /rs/.
no crack needed.

>Born in the Uk
>Become a millionaire at 35
>Move family to Republic of congo
>Die at 42

Born and got a family in India.

Moved to Sweden at 54 years old.
Both my sons and my 56 year old husband got drafted to the military :D

But it did miracles for my finances to finally have those three fuckers bring in some money.

>>1476843

Get a shiton of money from the family loans, then invest in the bank. . You max the amount of family loans (you can make multiple ones) and then put it in the bank and get the interest. Then return all of the money to your family and emigrate to the US. Just don't die when waiting to get your interest, and you're fine.

>>1477307
Awwww, got cancer at 59 and died of it in 60 after the kids moved out.

What is the oldest age you have gotten?
I reached 76

>>1477343
61 heart attack.

FUUUUUUUUU

>>1477000

Downloaded it, and ran it though virustotal. It has bad shit in it.

http://www.virustotal.com/analisis/e38365010a765bc12b4b8767e84ae1ec292e615c7a4c3e0f30a026a5569ce22a-
1280011288

Born the 5th child of an Argentinian family, I grew up to be religious and a teacher's aide. All that changed when I met Teodoro and eloped to Brazil.
The first few years were trying, he wouldn't get off his ass. I started smoking and became an alcoholic. All that changed when he got drafted, after his tour of duty he became a scavenger and brought in a little money. Enough to emigrate to Mexico and have 2 sons, Ignacio and Alejandro.
It convinced me to give up my bad habits.
Alejandro grew up fast, moved out and got married and had kids.
Ignacio on the other hand had a troubled life. He graduated college with a Music Degree, but failed the entrance exam to grad school. It all went downhill from there, his boyfriend Angel got him into drugs.
I thought our emigration to the Bahamas might loosen him up but he slipped further into apathy.
I died age 76 from my second stroke, leaving a 75 year old Teodoro behind (health 31 though, good luck to him), with a 40 year old, unemployed, but thankfully cold turkeyed, Ignacio still living with us.

>>1477427
just get it off the pirate bay
There is a clean version there

>>1477456
>64
>didn't emigrate

>>1476970
I think you should stop your political activism, this is what happened to me

Why is the 2007 version preferred over the current one? What's different?

>>1477471
Which country are you in?
Why aren't you in the US or any other free country?

>>1477471
I was in russia

>1477471
>Banned in England

>kentucky

>>1477427
>implying we are not running this pirated and generally suspicious game in a virtual machine

>>1477510
>life in the bible belt

>>1477510
i lol'd hard

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My wife battered me.

My sister Kolab's husband Sen has roundworms.

Mei born to Chantrea Sourn

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>1477460

Meh, I just wanted to check that one. I've played the game.

If I get a phd in mathematics do I get any job I want and 300k starting?

>born in rural England
>alcoholic father
>depressed, chain smoking mother
>3rd child of 4
>nobody has a job
>eventually, parents die from starvation

This game has some deficiencies

>You inherited 0 from your Parents
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Does the 2007 version have more extreme random events?

is this good?

>>1477625

Winner!

Post full life history?

>>1477625
>German
>Genocide
Nothing out of the ordinary here...

How do you get a college education in this game? I always go to trade school and graduate, but it never gives me to option to go to college.

http://h.imagehost.org/download/0829/rls2k10
REAL LIVES 2010 FULL PACK (crack + official trial)

http://i.imagehost.org/download/0907/rl2k10fontchanger
REAL LIVES 2010 FONT CHANGER (changes font to Tahoma and optionally removes annoying babby cry)

http://h.imagehost.org/download/0556/rls2k7
REAL LIVES 2007 FULL (crack + trial)

http://j.imagehost.org/download/0641/rls2k7_crkonly
REAL LIVES 2007 CRACK ONLY


Cracks done by me, source codes included (nothing fancy just some quick and dirty jump-patching, no actual hardcore hacker key generation reverse engineering or anything, but it's safe, and works. /v/ approved.)

>>1477625
fake fake fakan fakes
it's not in the game
and there is third and first person switching in the diary

life for father has been rough down in the mines

>>1477697
woops, forgot pic

>>1477625
What?

>born
>infertile at 10
>cancer at 16
>dead at 20

Man, life sucks.

>>1477705
>prostate cancer

>A major fire has hit Russia and 51 people have died
>Russia
>major
>51 people

>Make someone similar to yourself, same city/country, similar name, etc etc
>He commits suicide at 22

Fuck

>>1477762
I assume you are like 20?

>>1477770

21.

>>1477762
>similar to yourself

I bet you customized your looks and intelligence to the max, right?

How the fuck do I rape my children?

If I can get sexually abused by my father, I should be able to do that to my kids too.

>>1477796
I too want to rape my kids in my game. Right now, I am a super rich corrupt CEO with 5 kids, and I want to rape all of them.

>>1477796
>>1477812
Are any of them 13?
Where do you live?

>>1477812
>>1477796

Play as Michael Jackson.

>>1477790

Intelligence 75
looks 35
Happiness 50

I can't remember the rest. He was also raped too, I guess that might've pushed him over the edge. His happiness went down to like 14 after that.

>your spending is creeping up
>spending mysteriously shoots up to maximum level for no reason

>>1477828
>still happy after getting butthole porked

Sounds like you, alright.

>start life in rural UK
> Parents die at 40
> I die age 20 of starvation

Why does this game make life in the UK seem so shit? I TRULY think it would be impossible to die of starvation in the UK. I had my diet up to lavish once my parents died and left the finances to me.

What the fuck...
>46 years old
>Male
>Columbus. United States
>Artist
>"You have been raped"
>"You committed suicide"
What the holy fuck...

>>1477894
Also, my character is a smoker, and addicted to alcohol and drugs

>>1477886
I had that too. Parents just didn't want to get a job and were too proud to claim benefits, apparently, so they preferred to just starve to death.

>You have been raped
>You have become pregnant
>You have given birth

I think it's impossible to play as a woman without this happening.

>>1477886
>>1477906

Every other country in this game is made to look like shit compared to the US.

I don't know why.

I starved to death in Canada and I was pregnant when I was 13. What the fuck, man.

>>1477918
Get an abortion.

I love getting raped and then having an abortion.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3987525/real_lives_2007

>>1477922
I wasn't given the opportunity. I geuss Poland cannot into abortion.

i got real lives 2010
it looks different but i think you cant be gay
i know you can be gay in 2007 version the thread i found it on had ppl complaining bout it

>37 year old male
>Military Sergeant
>Russia
>"You have been raped"
what the whatty what the fuck?

>my face when I got my girlfriend pregnant at 14 and immediately left her

>born
>age 1 mother has has schizophrenia mom and dad in college new baby brother
>age 2 growth stunted from malnutrition
>age 3 mom gets degree in nutrition
wat

4 years old
>My father has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Art.

>My father is now working as a air traffic controller.

>>1478018

wat

>perform excellently in school
>no option to study further
>cannot become a judge because you (apparently) need a postgrad degree

I now see what is wrong with the world.

>>1478028
He trolled the entire /sci/ community.

>92 art
>doesn't let me become artist
>mfw

21 years old
Girlfriend pregnant.

Daughter Abeer born.

22 years old
Ismat Al Sahaf broke off our relationship.


Fucking whore

>sent to prison for refusing to be drafted into military
>son dies from dehydration

>>1478053
i like how they dont say where the son IS

>21 years old
>Met a new woman I like very much, named Alejandra Arellano.
>We've begun seeing each other.
>My parents don't approve of Alejandra Arellano.
>Girlfriend pregnant.
>Ended relationship with Alejandra Arellano.

>>1478061
The son was at home with the rest of my family... Eh, Bolivians don't know about hydration

>>1478052
Bitches and whores.
>>1478063
See reaction image.

>My brother Steven has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Economics.

>My brother Steven is now working as a writer.

whats with the not getting a job related to you degree

26 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Maha Boshnaq.

We've begun seeing each other.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Ended relationship with Maha Boshnaq.

My girlfriend Hanan has died from dehydration.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Hanan Al Dossari.

We've begun seeing each other.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Ended relationship with Hanan Al Dossari.

My girlfriend Noha has died from dehydration.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Noha Al Mansoor.

We've begun seeing each other.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Ended relationship with Noha Al Mansoor.

>My face when I get people who died of dehydration pregnant multiple times.

in law school
have to turn down illicit drugs with friends 8 times

>>1478084
>My girlfriend Noha has died from dehydration.
>Met a new woman I like very much, named Noha Al Mansoor.

This happens an awful lot. Somebody needs to check their programming.

>>1478084
>Make a movie
>Win an Oscar
>?????
>Profit!

Why do musicians get low pay?

smoker, alcohollic, lung caner, goiter, and colon cancer. this is how I die?

Fuck. I was born a girl in Africa, and Im 20, with 14 kids, 10 from rape. 4 died of malaria, and 2 have been raped multiple times.
Why the fuck do I keep getting raped?

>>1477674

Patch for the 2010 sets one off...
http://www.virustotal.com/analisis/509f60bcec277b17ffca836f1bd1bddc3c51ea783f4cd4522b150d9147c07524-
1279069065

Meh, I'll trust you.

>>1478183
>africa
>why do i get raped
>africa
>africa
>africa

>>1478183

NIGGERS

i was born in mexico and at age 15 or something i started smoking, i moved to california and worked a shitty job and died of lung cancer at 52.

yeah, sounds about right.

>>1478183

It's the sway of your hips.

>>1478178
you probably started a fire from all that smoking dude.

>>1478178
>CEO of nVidia

>>1478193
wut? that's a first.

but if you don't trust the crack, go get a c++ compiler, windows environment, and compile the thing with unicode support on.

it only changes a jump, and adds a registry entry.

nothing else.

http://download.cnet.com/3001-7551_4-10185137.html?spi=4b03270accb28acc521d2403b52db42e

>unsafe water
>no car
>no tv
>no radio
>no sanitation
>one phone

WHO THE FUCK WOULD I CALL? Reminds me of my mom...her house was made of stolen wood with an apple tree in the middle of the "main" room.

>>1478364

>major fire in Indonesia
>1,300,000 people die
>17,000,000 affected

what?

at age 4, my mom got measles, and my dad died in a traffic wreck.

A Nigerian woman brought up in poverty just died aged 72 in madagascar with 9 children all doing well, all the sons and sons-in-law just having been drafted. Gives you hope :'D

>rejected by 7 girls at age 16
just like high school

64 years old
Retired.

65 years old
Died at age 65 from lung cancer.


Hells yeah.

>>1478343

I trust you. This is /sci/ after all. :3 Both the cracks do that.

>>1478456
Thats nothing I got rejected by 74 women by the time I turned 84, and married one the year before I died.

Yep.
Typical. If only more of them were like this.

>>1478519
That's not a very goods reason for trust, though.

>>1478394

Seems pretty simple to me.

>Start dating girl named Anne Rice
>Parents don't approve
>Break up with Anne

wat

>>1477510
The fuck? I thought this was a game for kids!

>>1477546
I got a Ph.D in math
2 years later got killed by revolutionaries

>>1477674
anyone download? Is it clean?

bitch is going to pay for that

I did the 2010 trial thing.

Trial One
>Girl,China, Die age 13 from Whooping Cough

Trial two
>Girl, India, Die age 23 from Diabetes

Trial Three
>Boy, Indonesia, Die age 5 from malnutrition due to being displaced by a freak fire which killed 13,000,000 people.

>>1478906
dont do the 2010 trial. I found out they make every one of your characters die young so you buy it. Just torrent the 2007 version, thats how i got mine

I don't know if it's because I'm playing as a female and set my appearance to 100; but every time I click "Age a year" I either get married to some deadbeat unemployed guy or "fall in love" with one.

I was born Robert Jones in a small town near Louisville, Kentucky.

Life was decent at first.

I had an older brother and a younger sister, life was good.

I quit school at 14 years old, because I just got bored doing it. I had even skipped a grade due to how easily I was advancing. I don't know what came over me, but I quit out of it. I met a wonderful girl the same year, but she....She didn't feel the same way about it.

I needed to take my mind off of it, I needed to escape.

I became a farmer's assistant and had a marginal income. I used it to move out and buy my own one room house - I lived off of poptarts.


Life spiraled downwards. I got caught doing illegal activities twice, went to prison, got out and immediately(The same year) became a police chief.

My brother 'quit' drugs about seven times in ten years. Poor guy.

Finally, at 65, I fell in love. Michelle. We got married. She died that same year.
I died the next.

Please remember my story.

>>1478754
>PhD in mathematics
>Any job I want
>Murdered by revolutionaries

The 2007 one on Megaupload is the only clean one. (It's in a Real Lives - Copy) folder in the zip folder)

None of the others are safe.

I remember once I played as a German. 13 children with 12 women, distributed more or less evenly among 3 ex-wives, none of whom I was married to for more than 7 years.

Ended up marrying someone else at 32, stayed together until she died 25 years later. 55 happiness.

Meanwhile, 3 ex-wives had to take care of 5 kids each that weren't even theirs. feelsgoodman.jpg.

>mfw every girl rejects me

My boyfriend Ganesh has died from dehydration.

Met a new man I like very much, named Ganesh Durjaya.

We've begun seeing each other.

>Died before I met him
>Necrophilia!

>You have been asked to volunteer in a local humanitarian effort. Will you help out, Dr. Adams?
>Realise I'm a PhD in Physics
>Named myself Adam Adams

>There is a 1 in 20 chance you will die if you attempt to save your friend
>You have been killed trying to save your friend

;_;

>>1479001

TACHYONS

Apparently not donating to charity, ever, = rape.

>Make a character anywhere other than US
>die of goiter
This game's programmers really fucking suck

I'm on /rs/, but there's so many.

Which do you guys use?

I'm a doctor with a PhD in Phyics earning £82k per year
Feels good man.

I'm also planning to have as many children called Adam as I can and then leave my wife.

>>1479009
Qapla'! you will meet again in Stovokor!

>>1479033

2007

32 years old
My father has been cured of cataracts.

My father has died at age 66 from tuberculosis.

33 years old
34 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Asa Kishen.

Rejected by Asa Kishen.
Why.
The pain.

>>1479042

there's so many cracks for 2007. I mean specifically which one please.

>14 years old
>Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

>My boyfriend Igor has died at age 15 from lung cancer.
I TOLD YOU IGOR
I FUCKING TOLD YOU

>Your father has recovered from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I have OCD, I thought this was a forever thing...

>>1479049

I used the crack that Anon posted earlier in the thread, but the 2007 installer won't execute the program. It copies the files, but it won't let me run it. The process runs but not the application. The 2010 version + crack works, but I hate the layout of 2010 :/

>Born a girl in bumblefuck Pakistan
>I'm going to make this girl a leader against fundamentalist Islam!
>arrested by age 15

:(

Your wife, age 24 has died of breast cancer.
Your wife, age 48 has died of breast cancer.
Your wife, age 56 has died of breast cancer.
You have died, age 72 of bladder cancer.

FUUUUUUUUUUUU why can't someone cure cancer already? Made it to 2,000,000 net worth in Canada as a doctor.

By my calculations, the entire population of Bangladesh had been killed in floods by the time I reached age 10. I was okay, though.

>>1479183


aaaaand I was executed by the government by age 28

>>1479221
But you inspired the heart of every Pakistani woman.


Me included.


Too bad I died of dehydration at 13.

>>1479245
l2desalination faggot