How's that abacus treating you?

So Wolfram Alpha is pretty cool, huh?

Why are you a niggor?

What's all the answers of z^3 = 1
where z is a complex number.

Ask a [troll] who can [use a calculator] in split seconds anything.

>fix'd

If my dicks weigh 14 pounds and I leave on a train headed west at 140 mph, then who was phone?

>>1473382
You have dick cancer, the doctor was on the phone.

>>1473382

me was phone

>>1473371
>>1473373
>>1473381

>Mental

How many mutually orthogonal squares of order 12 are there?

What's the square root of BB(1000)?

How many prime numbers are there bellow 718?!

What is the log base 128 of grams number?

OP, you should be able to answer both of these within 3 minutes of this post, unless you are trolling.

>If the time between now and 8:00 p.m. is three times longer than the time between now and the time that is an hour and a half before the hour that is exactly midway between now and 8:00 p.m., what time is it now?

>The small hand and the big hand of a clock are each pointing to twelve. The small hand moves clockwise two numbers every hour while the big hand moves counterclockwise five numbers every hour. How long will it take until both hands point to the same number?

>>1473408
ROFL

>>1473407
12 hours, 9am?

Let's get a real fucking Autistic Savant in here, OP sucks dick

>>1473394
>>1473395
>>1473396
>>1473400
I'm not a super computer.

How many more tacos can Gabe Newell eat if he's already had half as many tacos as twice as the number of cocks OP has sucked?

Unacceptable answers: 0

>>1473412
12 hours, and 11 am.

>>1473420
Sorry, meant that the diff is 9 hours.
Moar.

>>1473427
see
>>1473419

>>1473407

Not OP. 11 AM? Difference between now and 3/2 hours before halfway between now and 8 is a third of the difference between now and 8. Thus, "Half - 1.5 hours equals a third". So 1.5*6 = 8 hours, which makes it 11 am.

A blanket with a width of ten feet and a length of fifteen feet is reduced in its perimeter by six feet. Assuming only whole number deductions can occur from any side, and the angle of each corner of the blanket must remain the same, what is the *second* greatest surface area that could result?

>>1473431

That last "8" is supposed to be a "9", but you get the picture

>>1473415

THEN WE HAVE NO NEED OF YOUR PROCESSING POWER.

did you teach yourself to do it?

or are you just a natural born faggot?

>>1473432
117?

>>1473419
>>1473419
>>1473419
OP has conveniently ignored this question, he is a fraud and a phony!

>>1473438
yep. that was pretty fast unless you cheated.

>>1473435
Natural born faggot.

>>1473441
HEY EVERYONE

OP'S A PHONY

A BIG FAT PHONY

>>1473442
No, it actually makes sense.
Every 2 feet removed are one from each side.
Since it would translate to 3 feet from each both sides, it would become an odd number of removals, at which point the a^2-b^2 rule won't do the trick. Therefore, it's a non-simmetric binomial, where the largest would be 120=10*12, and the second largest would be 117=9*13.

not sure if this is your area of expertise, but<<<

Moar.
Also, the cock question does not compute.
Am not phony.

>>1473365

math retard here. When talking percentages, what does it mean to say that one is in the 99.9 percentile? In other words, how many whole people is that? 1 in 100 or 1 in a thousand? defend your statement.

Thanks.

>>1473442
Just google the question and you'll get the answer.

Unoriginal questions don't count, as he could just easily google them.

>>1473451
Answer is B

>>1473465
explain.

>>1473456
99.9% = 0.999.
1/0.999 = 1000.

>>1473454
It does when you admit that you've sucked at least one cock.

1 cock x 2 = 2 tacos, 2 / 2 = 1 taco. Gabe ate one taco already. Considering his bottomless pit of a stomach was the basis for the Portal series, the correct answer is Gabe can eat an infinite amount of tacos. and OP is a faggot.

93 x 985 (328 0123- asd094334-_)949%[545]^94231EUD u9509013<...549328 ^&049328 342-9 =

OP explain >>1473451.

>>1473467
Only visible pattern is a transformation in each row of squares, such the coloumn 1 in square 1 is transformed to column 2 in square 2, which in turn goes to cl3 sq3.
In the bottom row of squares, the transformation is cl1 sq1 tri,tri,cir --> cl2 sq2 x,x,tri --> cl3 sq3 cir,cir,x.
The only corresponding answer containing a sqaure with cir,cir,x in its third coloumn is B.

>>1473474
OP tineyed the pic and found the answer, HES A BIG FAT PHONY

>>1473472
shit just got serious

>>1473468

This is where I get stuck. People are not .999.

"How many whole, living people would be the exemplar of the 100%, with the "99.9%" person=1.

Sorry if this sounds dumb, but I'm not that abstract a thinker.

>>1473472
No idea what you meant, but 93 x 985 = 91,695.
Can't prove it to you guys that it was done in less the 20 secs with no aid of a calc.
Sorry.

>>1473483
It's usually used for sigma of the bell curve, most notably IQ.
Given that out of the general population of millions or billions of people, there are easily 1/1000 groups.
Also, >>1473485
Meant 91,605 9 is to close to 0 on my keyboard.

>>1473477
actually, you got the answer correct, but there is in fact a pattern that repeats and is the same for all rows. bet you can't get it (i didn't get it myself, someone told me).

the square root of 360.5

>>1473495
It is true for all rows of squares, the rule about the coloumns within the squares. See for yourself.

how many prime numbers are there between 1 and 1 million

>>1473499
About 18.987

>>1473510
Seriously, over 9000.

>>1473502
i don't know what your answer was saying, but the transformation is that the right column is moved to the left, and then the bottom square in that column is moved to the top of that column. and then the shapes (triangle, circle, x) rotate around.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

>>1473534
As much wood as a Woodchuck would chuck.


Also, I suck cocks.

>>1473531
disregard that. i guess you got it, except for the thing about the bottom square moving to the top.

OP is legit.

Can OP solve Torment?

>>1473531
Pic related.
>>1473534
How do I chucked wood?

>>1473502
Why not A?

>>1473379
Oh, as for you,
Zn = exp(i(2*pi/3+2*pi*n/3))
n=0,1,2.

>>1473518
Op uses a calcuator. You guys gettin' trold hart

>>1473586
Good question.
Though it may not be a hard proof, it seem that there are always 2 tris and 2 Xs joined together in the bottom row. B suits more than A.

>>1473568
the full answer.

>>1473612
someone else figured it out though, i spent like 15 minutes staring at that shit and didn't see any patterns.

if x is y and y is x and fuck is yourmom and x is w then what is d?

>>1473640
Miracles.

>>1473499

>>1473651
wat

>>1473701
Must agree with him.

>>1473451

F imo

Circle-Triangle-X-Circle-Traingle ..

Amirite?

>>1473906

Type, I meant F

The first box at the top left moves to the top centre, while the box at the bottom right moves up to the top left etc.
When transitioning, the shapes transition cyclically - circles becomes triangle become X becomes circle

how many digits of pi do you know?

>>1473974
3.14159

For which range of numbers could you solve a discret logarithm problem faster than a computer, my friend ?

>>1473612

Oh my fucking Christ. I didn't solve the problem because I was INTENT on believing that all of the images in the problem were connected. As in you could progress the similarity of all 9 images. I heavily overthought it, well outdid the "sufficient amount of thinking" needed to figure out the pattern.

>>1473906
>>1473916
>>1474038
I looked at that problem for 3 mins earlier and didn't come to a solution. but based on the latest comment, i'd choose f. Criteria: a triangle should only be adjacent to a triangle on a side once; the third triangle shouldn't be adjancent to any other triangle. same with the cricles, and the Xs

>>1474012
Depends on the base.

>>1473976
>5 decimal places
>science fan