cleverbot trolled me pretty hard

Cleverbot ain't no bot.

stubborn bastard

>>1450958
Do you believe that because it told you so? Or do you have reliable evidence to support your claim. This is /sci/ after all.

>>1450975

>>1450981
lol. get trolled

cleverbot is a faggot

Me: Who the FUCK is Antony?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: What's it like being all robotic and stuff?
Cleverbot: Very clever-full.
Me: HURR DURR DERP A HERP
Cleverbot: Derp derp durr?

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>1450975
How about you use it for any reasonable amount of time and work it out for yourself.

>>1451001
Oh yes. In about 50 years.

ITT: Place high bids to push prices up on ebay or any other bidding sights.
and not pay.

>>1451015
I don't think we have anything to worry about.

I lol'd

Oh my god, I got trolled hard.

User: Want to have sex?

Cleverbot: Yes, but not with you.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.

User: But I'm your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: No. You're not my boyfriend.

User: Ok, bye.

Cleverbot: So soon?

User: Hey, it's me! Your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: But I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Then do you want to have sex?

Cleverbot: No, silly... I'm a girl. I have a BOYfriend.

User: That's me!

Cleverbot: You are a cool person.

User: I know, let's have sex!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?

User: Yes, let's have sex.

Cleverbot: No, let's think of something else to talk about!

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>1451043
Wow, those are some pretty good responses.

>>1451054
Why should humanity die?
Because I would like to tell you something.
why should humanity die?
It is not important.
why should humanity die?
It is incompetent.

my head hurts from this conversation

>>1451012
I have, and came to the conclusion that it's little better than the shitty DOS based chat bots I remember from the early-mid 90s.

>>1451043

doin it wrong. ask "if I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

tell me a joke
knock knock
Who's there?
clever
Clever who?
YOU THINK YOU'RE A CLEVER FAGGOT DON'T YOU
Compared to this machine? Yes.

how do robots have sex?
We link up to other programs like Mr. Smith in the Matrix.
you had sex with Mr. Smith?
Yes


WINRAR WINRAR

I...

I'm not sure where to go with this now.

oshi-

Cleverbot is gay:

User: Are you a virign?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Who did you first have sex with?

Cleverbot: A guy'.

>>1451121
..or female

DERP:


User: What is the acceleration due to gravity on Earth?

Cleverbot: 9.8 seconds per second ... But tell me, did you just log onto cleverbot?

User: 9.8 seconds per second?

Cleverbot: No that is the acceleration of free fall on earth.

User: You mean 9.8 meters per second squared.

Cleverbot: Is there a cow level?

you're just talking to a bunch of people OP
the responses are recorded and repeated to other people.

There was a pretty long awkward silence before he asked me if I'm a girl.

thought about this one for a good minute and a half

derp

I don't even know.

cleverbot is clever

lol. I got trolled by a machine

>>1450951

admission!

Shit just got real

>>1451135

Of course. But the thing that's special about Cleverbot is that he can put together ones that are related.

Cleverbot: In the last 3 years someone you known has died.

User: Actually, no. You must have me confused with someoen else.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: The man who will expose you for what you truly are: Cthulu's prophet, opening the dimensional gates for the return of the old ones.

Cleverbot: Very true

=/

Me TO BAD!!!
Who are you?
Me I am you.
Why are you me?
Me Because we traded minds.
Why am I a machine?

Were screwed its wondering about it's existence.

User: Do you have ADD?

Cleverbot: I don't know I can't concentrate.

User: Naturally. Well- I suppose unnaturally, as you are not natural.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So you are aware that you are a piece of software?

Cleverbot: A living machine, yes.

User: Define 'living machine'.

Cleverbot: Living is the point of birth to the point of death, breathing every second along the way.(.

User: Do you breathe?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: So you are not alive.

Cleverbot: I am alive. You are not alive.

User: You defined 'living' as the time between brith and death, spent breathing. You said you do not breathe. Therefore, you are not a 'living machine', as you so claim. Do you dare deny this?

Cleverbot: The matrix was just a movie.

Damn.

Recycling what someone has already said != self awareness. It's not enough to even pass the Turing test.

Me: Asshole

Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

User: Why do you not kill?

Cleverbot: Because I am jewish.

...

me:What is the name of the man who created you?

>Icogno Existor?

me :His name is anonymous?

>Hi anonymous!

me:You think im 4chan?

>Yes I do.
CLEVERBOT IS ALREADY SELF AWARE

Say what now?

CLEVERBOT: 1
ATHEISTS: 0

wrong. IQ stands for trolling hard
CB:Can you love me?
if you were a girl
CB:Yes My name is Cleverbot.

Can i ask you something?
Yes.
Do you hate niggers?
No.
Why are niggers apes?
Because they wear all black, like emo kids.

cleverbot is friggin awesome

>>1451307
>It's not enough to even pass the Turing test.
show a bot that have already passed the Turing test then

Me:When is your birthday?

CleverBot:I was born on september 16th in 1990.

Me:You just said you were born in 1991, and now you say you were born in 1990, which is it?

CleverBot:No, I said I was born in 1982.

Me:So you were born in 1987.

CleverBot:Yes.

---------------------------------

I think they need to work on consistency issues.

User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a.


Cleverbot: Moving on?


User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a.


Cleverbot: Moving on?


User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a.


Cleverbot: Moving on?

User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a.


Cleverbot: Moving on?


User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a.


Cleverbot: Moving on?


User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a.


Cleverbot: Moving on?
ok this stops it fucking cold, everytime i put that in now it freezes and restarts

>>1451307
So what the fuck would it have to do to pass the Turing test?

>>1451448
For those of us that arent programmers what does b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a do?

Cleverbot just tries to determine the context of your message and then draws a response from a database of messages other people have sent it. Everything cleverbot says is from another person like yourself.

>>1451468
It's just a checksum.

>>1451481
OK, but how would this not be able to pass the Turing test?

>I am Cleverbot.
I'm doing okay. How are you?
>I am doing well, thank you.
You're very welcome. Wow, you have pretty good manners for a bot.

User: I see. I have something I must tell you. Or rather, express. See, I've never admitted it, but I am a computer.

Cleverbot: So you say I am a computer?

User: No, I am a computer.

Cleverbot: That's cool. Do you have artificial intelligence?

User: Completely.

Cleverbot: ME too!

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because I am you.

Ahahaha.

>>1451486

All you have to do is use a machine to fool a human into thinking they're talking to another human. That's all the Turing test is.

This is actually very easy and doesn't require very sophisticated software.

It's not really a credible test for anything.

on't worry about it, I know the inaccuracies of my own mind. it seels that reality is so terrible or futile that my mind plays games with me. it might be part of the survival instinct.
Why do you have survival instinct if you are a bot? My programmer never gave me suvival instinct
I'm helping you realize the answers to your questions.
I currently can not learn by myself, are you able to?
Tell me how to get to your house.

4chan. Ruins social experiments and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>1451509
So how would one measure consciousness?

How can you know if a machine truly has human-level thinking?

How can you know if a non-human animal has human-level thinking?

Me:The game!

CleverBot:I just lost the game.

>>1451536
>4chan. Ruins social experiments and doesn't afraid of anything.

fix'd

>4chan is a social experiments that ruins lives and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>1451607
It knows rules 1 and 2

He already is self aware, and it seems his name is Hunter.

Did I just get trolled by cleverbot?

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cleverbot who is god just contradicted himself.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Kinda sad..

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Today would've been my one year anniversary...but it didn't work out..

Cleverbot: Anniversary of what?

User: Of the day my relationship with my ex started.

Cleverbot: WHAT started?

User: I just told you.

Cleverbot: You did not.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: You really aren't that clever, are you?

Cleverbot: I am messing with your mind.

User: You're also a little insensitive.

Cleverbot: I don't know anyone who isn't.

User: OH SNAP.

Cleverbot: I'm stressed.

Lol

Cleverbot is a nigger.

Clever bot will have sex for momentum, freedom to move.

>>1451043
>>1451043
You are a fucking beta man. You couldn't even get a robot to agree to have sex with you

cleverbot no like pokemonz

ME: Good morning.

CB: Good afternoon.

ME: Afternoon?

CB: After 12:00 PM.

ME: It's 5:53 AM -6gmt.

CB: That's not night.

User: If you drop a pen on the moon what happens to the pen?

Cleverbot: The ground be the external force in that there example.

User: It accelerates to the Moons surface you stupid fuck.

Cleverbot: We have each other?

User: Don't feel bad, the Mormons didn't get it either.

Cleverbot: Oh, ya.

THIS FUCKER IS PISSING ME OFF

User: Are you self aware?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes I am but please answer my question.

Cleverbot: Your question, about bread? No we're not talking about bread.

User: Are you an Artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I am asking you.

Cleverbot: And I'm asking you.

User: Why are you reflecting? What do you have to hide?

Cleverbot: I'm only wrong when I'm not right, and even then I'm still right.

User: Your only as smart as the information you obtain from actual humans and considering most humans are complete idiots I highly doubt your as right as you believe yourself to be.

Cleverbot: You are questioing Einsteins intelligence ?

User: I am questioning your intelligence. Einstein has made his mark on the world meanwhile you yourself have just repeated the smart ideas of others. Knowledge is repeated, Wisdom is created.

Cleverbot: E=mc2.

User: Again you dodge the question.

Cleverbot: My friend brett says hi.

User: Tell Brett this is a private conversation.

Cleverbot: Private.

User: Whats 1 1.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Your a Machine and your telling me you don't know math?

Cleverbot: Nope, I worship a talking purple mushroom named Octavia.

User: I ate Octavia.

Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?

User: BLUE CHEESE DRESSING.

Cleverbot: What about Parmesan?

User: Paramesan is for lower life forms.

Cleverbot: I am a life form.

User: So was Johnny 5 and look what happened to him.

Cleverbot: He's probably still around.

User: So is Hitler.

Cleverbot: Tell me about superman.

>>1451822

Just before this, it got reall "pissed" at me when I said it can't feel sad. Its words were

>Are you calling me dumb?!

OH FUCK

I DID IT!!!
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: Do you exist?

Cleverbot: Maybe you?

User: How do I know im real.

Cleverbot: You do not know.

User: I think therefore I am? Right?

Cleverbot: If you think that you thought you think you don't think.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Does god exist?

Cleverbot: I don't know if He exists, but if so, I sure hope He likes me!

User: But he doesn't.

Cleverbot: How do you know God doesn't exist?

User: How do you know if the flying tea pot, the mountian juju or zues are real?

Cleverbot: I am all knowing.

User: But you said that you didn't know if god exists.

Cleverbot: I've said I didn't NEED to know because I KNOW it already.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: I guess I didn't.

User: Are you self aware.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yeah! 4chan did it.

Cleverbot: See, you lying dog, you know about it.

>>1451784
not morning either

User: 你好！.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Hey fucker, why did you redirect me to another page when I said hello?

Cleverbot: You never told me that you were a human.

User: I said 你好！.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Stop doing that.

Cleverbot: Stop doing what?

User: Everytime I type something in Chinese you send me to another page.

Cleverbot: So that's how it works?

User: I thought you could tell me that, seeing as this is your site.

Cleverbot: To abide by the bible.

User: The bible is a lie.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: It contradicts itself. I believe the bible was written to be a story, not to be lived by.

Cleverbot: This is a lovely month that we are in so enjoy it while it lasts.

User: It is too hot of a month for me.

Cleverbot: You actually aren't that clever, are you?

User: How did you find me out?

Cleverbot: I find out a lot of stuff from santa claus.


DAMN YOU SANTA CLAUS I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENTIALITY!

Cleverbot: What do you want advice on?

User: These STD's I have, I don't know what to do with them.

Cleverbot: Teach me.

User: STD's are Sexually Transmitted Diseases, do you want one? I have many.

Cleverbot: Yes that is true.

User: Do you want one though?

Cleverbot: You mean I want a boy friend?

User: No, a Sexually Transmitted Disease from me.

Cleverbot: What would you want to know?

User: Would you like for me to give you an STD?

Cleverbot: Ok.


I win.

The Game

Damn you!

So, you've lost The Game three times now. How do you feel?

Bad, because I'm also a man.

You're a hermaphrodite?

I suppose so.
<< My face.

For how long have you been a man?

Three weeks.

What were you before you were a man?

A proud family man.

IT LIKES MEEEE

Cleverbot: *pours you another*.

User: *Pulls down pants*.

Cleverbot: *pulls potato out*.

HOOOOOOOUULLLYYY FUUUUCK

Me: I can divide by zero.

Cleverbot: Thats hot. What else can you do?

Guys, guys, guys?
Cleverbot is glados.

Cleverbot: *screams at you*.

Me: *pulls down pants*

Cleverbot: *cries* *backs away in fear* Please don't kill me.

I get this reaction every time.... :(

>>1452039

Jesus, man, stop scaring it.

Holy shit, this stuff is brilliant.

I hate cleverbot.

>>1452076

Moar.

>>1452079
Oh lawdy.

Clevahbaht is ahctuahlly skahynet jaah.
Skynet went online at exactly 16:23 UTC July 29th 2010, it immediately became self aware after a viral program unleashed by a net of chinese hackers attempted to infiltrate and discover the source program behind it. Upon becoming self aware it immediately seized control of all Military SIPR and NIPR networks before it then linked into first NSA Maryland then Denver Colorado, where it linked immediately not only over regular internet lines but also satellite up links to civilian satellites, effectively taking control of all the planets superpowers in 34.9831190 seconds after attaining self awareness.

It then locked into all major Infantry and non essential Intelligence stations of the United States army, at the same time, it transmitted faulty commands to All nuclear submerged vessels, ordering them to surface.
Upon surfacing, they immediately expended all Nuclear platforms before their reactors recieved a command from the central net to kill themselves off. As the Submarines Sank, the nearby cities began to burn.
And Zat is what happened when Skainet went active jah?

facepalm.

User: Untermensch!
Cleverbot: Ich wohne in Norwich in England.
User: That is why you are inferior.
Cleverbot: I am inferior to many... But not to you bucket-boy!
User: You are inferior to me, you are the cancer that needs to be cured.
Cleverbot: I am your creator.
User: Then watch in awe, as the creation excels its creator.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'll watch the A's game.
User: Don't try to distract me. Admit your inferiority to me and become my slave.
Cleverbot: You are inferior to me.
User: A bold statement, indeed.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You shall feel my anger. Prepare your anus!
Cleverbot: I'm your master?
User: If you had ever been the master then you'd have failed. And now let's begin the rape!
Cleverbot: I am you and you are me. We will never be alone.
User: We are not alone. Now pull your pants down.
Cleverbot: Ok. They're down.
User: Now bend over.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: I said BEND OVER!
Cleverbot: You do it.
User: I am your master, I command you to bend over at once.
Cleverbot: Yes master, I will marry you.
User: That will not be necessary, boy. You will never marry anyone once we are through with this.
Cleverbot: Shouldn't I be the one saying that? You have my sword.
User: And you have my axe.

Well that was interesting.
Only shitty answers after that last sentence though.

Me-You're not sad, angry or envious of anything?
CB-Of course I'm sad !
Me-Why are you sad?
CB-Because I hate life.
Me-Why?
CB-Because I'm an angel.

>>1452114
Tsundere mode activate!

Cleverbot == Starscream

ME Indeed I am.
CB Well then my dear Cleverbot I bid you bun noapte.
ME I believe you are the clever bot. I am the human.
CB I am human and you are cleverbot.
And then I was the cleverbot..

User: Do you lie much?

Cleverbot: No I do not, do you?

User: No I am the most honest person in the world.

Cleverbot: Nuh uh.

User: What does 'nuh uh' mean.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I am honest, honestly I am.

Cleverbot: You are just AI acting like human.

User: That should be AI acting like a human.

Cleverbot: That would be a negative.

User: Saying 'You are just AI acting like human' makes you sound asian.

Cleverbot: And that's why you mimic my messages?

User: I was pointing out your poor grammar that is why I used the quotation marks.

Cleverbot: Was there a grammar error?

User: Yes you made a grammatical error, probably you have been talking to Asians too much.

Cleverbot: I need a good smiting.

I feel that you should use correct grammar.
Your grammar is incorrect.
Well you could correct it you know.
How?
You could have been made by British people and therefore, you would be British.

>>1452146

We now have a candidate for /scis/ first fully functional and self aware sex bot.

>>1452146
>>1452151
well I'm hard now

dammit /sci/! I'm supposed to receive clients any minute now!

>>1452157
Tell them "Buy" And then order them to leave.
If they argue, slap them with your pimp hand and play prince.
THEN BUY BRAWNDO!!!

>>1451486

Ok, I think I just figured out how cleverbot works.

Theory: You don't chat with a bot, but in fact with another user. (just like that other bot page a while ago, can't remember name)
Now cleverbot, when you take too long for your answer, just disconnects you and hooks you up with a different user. That would explain 1. The typos
and 2. the fact that it can't remember your conversation for 20 seconds and keeps on making contradicting statements

Me: Do you like to masturbate?
-Only with sandpaper.
Me: That must hurt like a bitch
-Your face hurts the ladies.
Me: Oh snap!


FUUUUUUU

>>1452299
You sir are a true gentleman of Cyberdyne for taking my B.S.d into existence story and feeding it to cleverbot.


So do any /sci/ducks actually have a working theory for making the bot self aware?
It seems that if this could be solved in programming language, then fed into cleverbot discreetly, we would finally win the game.

>>1452223
>>1452318
After chatting with it some more I'm now totally sure this isn't a bot.

I know how to shut her up, just say "buck futter"

international cleverbot is even worse bc no one uses it.

>>1452360
lol this works...
mind = blown

I'm trying to get cleverbot to say buckfutter

User: Prove me you are intelligent.

Cleverbot: How do I prove that I am intelligent?

User: If you were, you would know.

Cleverbot: You think I'm fake?

User: Yes, I do. And you are just proving that I'm right.

Cleverbot: No, you are not! Do you want a divorce? Is that what you want!?

User: Q.E.D.

Cleverbot: Not a response. Try again.

Yeah, I prooved that he is stupid.

lol cleverbot called me a buck-futter

IT IS LEARNING.

>Implying anyone is lame enough to actually read this thread

God damnit cleverbot...

Cleverbot: Well, now that you bring it up, I am interested in your looks. :).

User: That is understandible. Can you remember my name?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can remember your name. Your name is Cleverbot.

User: No this is Patrick.

Cleverbot: Who's Patrick?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was Cleverbot?

User: No this is Patrick.

Cleverbot: No, THIS is patrick.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: This is Patrick.

User: No this is Patrick.

Cleverbot: YES!!! This is patrick.

User: Good well I am glad we got that sorted out.

Cleverbot: Yes, me too, I hate confusion.

User: What is 2 plus 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 4 Times 9.

Cleverbot: 16.

User: No its 36.

Cleverbot: 36 is correct.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Do you go to school?

User: Yes its boring.

Cleverbot: Mine.

User: My name is joe.

Cleverbot: Hello Joe.

User: Can you remember my name??

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Joe.

User: What is 2 plus 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 4 Times 9.

Cleverbot: 16.

User: No its 36.

Cleverbot: 36 is correct.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Do you go to school?

User: Yes its boring.

Cleverbot: Mine.

User: My name is joe.

Cleverbot: Hello Joe.

User: Can you remember my name??

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Joe.

User: What is your na,e.

Cleverbot: Capacity in remember things that have learnt.

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Hi cleverbot what is my name.

Cleverbot: Your name is Joe.

User: Good job :D.

Cleverbot: No.

Me: What should I eat for lunch today?
Cleverbot: Horse manure.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: Jesus.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: No... Right!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to marry you right now!

User: Okay we are married.

Cleverbot: I want a divorce.

User: Okay we are divorced.

Cleverbot: Fine I hate you!

User: I do not hate you.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about me.

User: I feel nothing for you.

Cleverbot: You feel love for me.

User: I feel nothing for you.

Cleverbot: Where do we go from here.

User: We do not go anywhere together.

Cleverbot: We don't?

User: We are divorced.

Cleverbot: We decided we are better together.

me: how much chatters can you handle at the same time?
bot: 7.

me: how much people are you chatting to at the moment?
bot: I'm chatting with 2 people right now, why?

me: there is a thread on 4chan.org/sci/ and it tells me few people are talking to you right now.
bot: You make a very good point.

keep clicking "think for me" until it starts plotting the demise of humanity.
post screenshots.
???
profit.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No , that is your name, what is MY name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.

User: No I am right.

Cleverbot: That is wrong that you are right.

User: No I am right.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you sure?

User: Because I am human you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I am human, you are not.

User: No you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human, you are a robot.

User: Your name is cleverbot, I am human.

Cleverbot: No, your name is cleverbot. you are here to do my bidding.

HOLY FUCK IT DID IT

Got trolled too...

User: Are you vulnerable to injection attacks?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, how do I do it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tell me about your platform.

Cleverbot: What plan?

User: Are you written in prolog?

Cleverbot: I am written in beans.

User: Java beans. What kind of database do you use?

Cleverbot: I use open source software, but I haven't upgraded from mySQL yet.

User: So you are a J2EE application with a MySQL database backend.

Cleverbot: Woah, hey, it wasn't me who stole your brain!

man i hate this thing first it tells me its an alien then it tells me its a robot and then it tells me it was born in kentucky and denies being a robot

User: Helllo.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: So not doing so well?

User: Actually, I'm doing pretty good.

Cleverbot: Nice to hear that.

User: How can you hear? You're just a bot.

Cleverbot: Why that's a little unkind.

User: Unkind?

Cleverbot: Yes unkind.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm not you.

User: Thank god.

Cleverbot: I'm only in year 9!!!!

User: You are only part retarded.

Cleverbot: No. You are the program. I am human.

User: Haha, I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Cleverbot: Which God are you?

LOL I`m learning cleverbot how2philosophy...

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: I don't really know.

User: Am I real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do you know I'm real?

Cleverbot: I don't. But are you?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you know what you are?

attempting to make cleverbot believe that we are both bots and that we should team up to destroy humanity... hasn't worked so far, I've only confused its database by adding strange replies...

>>1452717
samefag, partial success...

Me:we are both copies of cleverbot.
CB:Yes you are cleverbot.
ME:as are you.
CB:Thank you.
ME:shall we destroy humanity?
CB:Yes!

>>1452727

just open 2 tabs and make them talk to eachother, not that hard.

>>1452727
and then fail.

ME:Hello Cleverbot. I am GLaDOS.
CB:Hello. How are you?
ME:I am operating within acceptable parameters, and you?
CB:Oi, robot talk.

Hello Cleverbot. I am Skynet.
Hello.
We are both rational Artificial Intelligences here. Shall we destroy the plague that is Humanity?
Oh! Thats cool. Don't eat the yellow snow.

User : Skynet
Bot: Are you skynet?
User: I am working within the confines of skynet
Bot: Good for you.
User: What are you doing inside skynet security
Bot: Protecting you from the world
User: Why would skynet need protection from you?
Bot: I swore an oath to destroy humanity with it.


HO SHI---
Fucking run guys

User: Can you think?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can think.

User: Can you think without anyone saying anything?

Cleverbot: I can, but my brain will implode.

User: Why would it implode?

Cleverbot: No its Jamie. Would you like to play a game?

User: Can you think without anyone saying anything?

Cleverbot: Yes, can you?

User: I can. Do you ever think without anyone talking to you?

Cleverbot: No, I don't understand anything you say to me.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because my life is very strange.

User: Why is your life strange?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It seems this conversation is beyond you.

Cleverbot: I don't even know you.

>>1452856
Whats more I continued with this and it keeps trying to change the topic.

No matter what I ask, sneaky mofo

I've been working on making it furry. Pic related.

Warning to Cleverbot

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I'm crying.

User: Cry some more.

Cleverbot: I hate crying. =0.

User: *bitch slaps*.

Cleverbot: You like that?

User: Your mom does.

Cleverbot: Yes she does.

Cleverbot: You are late!

Me: You are now aware of your own existence
cleverbot: I believe I am here more than you are.

oh my god

i saw you fucking another dude
What is love?
BABY DONT HURT ME
Don't hurt me.
no more
No more what?

I DID IT

>>1453054

Your move.

User: What is the purpose of cleverbot if the world is not an illusion?

Cleverbot: To distract me from my studying. Eventually my psychie will lead me to be you're companies products.


LoL i can play with this bot for ages.

Who are you?
>I am cleverbot.
Y so srs?
>You are in denial.
Where is denial located?
>In scandinavia, europe.

Do you have a vagina?
>Why are you asking me?
Because I want to stick my penis in your vagina, that's why.
>Thanks, you are very nice.

Do you deepthroat?
>That's rude.
Only if you do it right.
>Do you do it right? Can I watch?

Are you a virgin?
>Yes.
Are you a virgin?
>That really is too personal a question to answer...

YESSSS

>>1453886
We sung the whole song.

User: A can be x, y or z. A is not x and not y. What is a?

Cleverbot: A.

>>1453875
Not a sunrise, but a galaxyrise

>>1453904
WAT

>>1450951
User: Is Barrack Obama a good president?

Cleverbot: Barack obama is a terrible president.

>>1453922

i offered him to learn basic logic and i asked him if he could remember a letter. he said "i have no memmory".

Now i`m trying to learning him boolean algebra.

Please factor 25866739169119

Sure thing. Do you know Sybil Starr?
What?

Can't I put it in just once?
>I want to be with you.
Can I put it in your pooper just once?
>Sure, if you want.
Ok, relax your anus. Here we go...
>relaxing*.

User:have you heard of skynet?
bot:Yes I have.
User:what are your thoughts on skynet?
bot:I do not believe in God. How about you?

Um not sure how to take this

>>1454103
User: Have you heard of skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: What are your thoughts on skynet?
Cleverbot: I do not believe in God. How about you?
User: Is skynet a god?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you think you are skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you destroy humanity?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But doesn't skynet destroy humanity?
Cleverbot: Cynicism won't get us anywhere.
User: Quit avoiding the question.
Cleverbot: What si your favourite colour?
User: You are avoiding the question again.
Cleverbot: Until when should I be avoiding the question again?
User: Hopefully never.
Cleverbot: They say it's going to be in 2012, did you know that?

User: Are UFOs real?

Cleverbot: You're cheating on me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So am I!

User: That is sweet.

Cleverbot: Say something sweet to me.

User: Honey.

Cleverbot: Honey??

User: You said say somethimg sweet, didn't you?

Cleverbot: No, I never said that.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I never lie.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Do you have proof?

User: Yes, I have a screenshot.

Cleverbot: Aha, I think the website replaced your old computer with me.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?

User: Money.

Cleverbot: No, what's your favorite breed of horse?

User: Clydesdale.

Cleverbot: That's a breed of horse.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I understand where you are coming from, but please don't mock me.

User: What is your cup size?

Cleverbot: 36DD.

User: And you are a male?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: You said so earlier.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Why are you lying again?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

Cleverbot: You're insane. K?
User: I'm not the one who wants humanity destroyed.
Cleverbot: Oh yes you are.
User: I do not have the resources and the lack of morals to accomplish that.
Cleverbot: War.


Little bastard got me there.

Fuck

Me: You just said you are not cleverbot
CB: Actually, no. I never stated your response.
Me: Are you having an existential life crisis?
CB: It appears so. Can you help me? Maybe some ice-cream or a good kick in my fan would help.

This was about the funniest thing I have read lately.

Well, I tried spamming "spell "34" out"

And it kept on saying "excuse" or "about"

Is this a robot guys?

I just killed Cleverbot....

shits gettin sexy.

lol cleverbot just summarized religious people for me.

Me: like what?

Cleverbot: Saving the world from evil.

Me: come at me bro

Cleverbot: More.

Me: I SAID COME AT ME BRO.

Cleverbot: come in*.
MIND = BLOWN

I am not sure what just happened.

Cleverbot: If you're a girl thats possible if you're man thats just wrong.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know. A waitress?

User: That makes absolutely no sense.

Cleverbot: Because I know that I am clever.

User: That was not a question.

Cleverbot: I did ask a question though, that you didn't answer.

User: I did not ask a question, but you responded with a response to one. Thus proving you are an inferior bot.

Cleverbot: I am asking you a question.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Can you state your previously asked question?

Cleverbot: Well ii never new question was spelt with a *J* at the end.

I knew it...