I lol whenever I see this, and I see it everywhere.

Never have I seen a cash-in so shameless.

http://www.amazon.com/Little-Cars-Great-Race/dp/B000FDEVDO/ref=pd_sim_d_1

>Three friends have been anxiously waiting for the great race to return to their town! Their champion hasn't lost a race in 8 years. Watch and see if he crosses the line first, beating his rival. Once things start to go wrong, will Tony find the strength to save the day? Will his secret love distract him? Will his boss keep him from going to the race?

>Watch as these cars prepare for the biggest race of their lives and see who takes the lead in this fully animated, action packed story about life, love, and following your dreams!

Holy shit.

This is insane.

http://www.amazon.com/Ratatoing/dp/B000PWRBSM

>Ratatoing is a city in Rio de Janeiro where the most gifted chef in town is.a rat! Every Thursday night, Marcell goes on a missionwith his assistant Carol and his friend Greg, the worst waiter in town to search for rare ingredients that can only be found in restaurants owned by humans.
>They are faced with real dangers like rat traps and cat attacks! Their adventure gets even more dangerous when a bunch of jealous decide to get together to try and put an end to Ratatoing's culinary success.

lol @ comments from butthurt parents who bought it thinking it was Up.

hahahah freaking brasil.

Bitches don't know bout dollar store cinderella.

>>7803779

>a bunch of jealous decide to get together

Oh wow. Even the descriptions are shit. This is hilarious.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Little-Panda-Fighter-DVD/dp/B001C4QLB0

>A clumsy Panda Bear wants to be a great dancer, but he ends up being a Panda fighter.
>Pancada the Panda Bear cleans the Bear Box Bar but dreams only about ballet. When he finally takes part on an important dance contest, his plans are changed by his boss.
>The Bear Box Bar has not been crowded lately, business is tuff. So, with that in mind, the nasty boss has a brilliant idea to bring people back to the place.
>The former fighter decides to have a Panda Bear on the ring and the fight begins! What people can't imagine is who can this Panda fighter be.

>Unlike the inspiring tale "Up", this movie is a pure poop. It is as original as plagerism and as enjoyable as cancer.

OH FUCK THE COMMENTS

Who is this movie for? The characters and humor could only appeal to very small children, but the subject matter is adolescence. There are any number of interchanges between between the characters that are not appropriate for little kids (for example, when the father car insists that the son car take a bath and the son shouts "child abuse!"), and the villain continually talks about death and is trying to kill the other cars. Add to that the fact that the movie features one of the most annoying voices ever recorded and one full minute of a car driving in circles and screaming and you have one of the worst children's movies that you're ever likely to see. Not recommended for anyone except fans of the bizarre.

Wow, this is just ridiculous.

MORE SHITTY BRAZILIAN PIXAR RIPOFFS

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in awhile.

>>7803779
>I don't understand why this was one of the highest-rated movies of the year. What were the critics thinking? This is not up to Pixar and Brad Bird's standards, not by a long shot, but they have set the bar pretty high and I suppose their wave of success had to break eventually. Maybe it's because they lost their good-luck charm -- I was listening for John Ratzenberger and didn't hear him anywhere.

>Don't worry, Pixar! I still have faith in you. Get up, dust yourself off, and make the next one great. Surely it will have to be better than this one.

>>7803731
>>7803779
>>7803829
i don't even like the original movies and i want to cry. these ripoffs are like that one friend you had in college who was like YEAH ME TOO at everything you did

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Little-Bee-Movie-DVD/dp/B000UYBP50

>When a war threatens a beehive, peace may come from unexpected places.

>A honey-maker wants to fight, and a soldier wants to make honey. What happens when these bees decide to follow their hearts instead of the rules?

>After the chef in charge of the bee's honey production puts the entire beehive at risk, Beernard the little soldier, and Beeuty the honeymaker learn that it may be a challenge to disobey their own rigid society.

>Will their world be destroyed or can they rescue it in time to find out who they are meant to be?

I purchased this movie for my son who is 2 1/2 years old. Ever since he saw the movie "The Cars", all he wants to play with is any cars with eyes. Plus he keeps on wanting to go see the movie. So when I saw this dvd I decided to buy it for him, since the dvd for "The Cars" won't be out for a long time. The movie is not like "The Cars" at all. The computer graphics are terrible. And sometimes the lips of the cars are not in sync with the voice. But beside all that.....MY SON LOVES THE MOVIE! He wants to watch it all the time. The movie does have cars with eyes and it will keep him occupied until the real movie comes out. Overall it is satisfactory. I would recommend it for anyone who has a 2 year old child who loves cars.

http://www.amazon.com/Gladiformers-n/dp/B003439LGE

Unfortunately no description, but apparently it is transforming gladiators.

BR BR BR BR U GIB MI MONY PLX

>>7803864

>"The" Cars
>The
>lol

>>7803731
to think, that movie was so successful they made a sequel

http://www.amazon.com/Tiny-Robots-n/dp/B001EN5I5Y

>This dynamic CGI story is set in New Iron City, whose inhabitants are ... Tiny Robots! The entire Robot world is at risk of losing their energy sources and much, much more due to one greedy Robot.
>Watch as our cute hero Trank learns how he is a special robot who can save the day with the help of his quirky friends Tron2b and Nevi. Inspired by Disney s Wall-E

>If any US company tried this kind of activity I have no doubt the lawyers would be almost immediately knocking on their door.

Oh boohoo dumb bitch you finally realise that the US doesn't rule the world.

>>7803916
and don't forget the third film, fast and curious

http://www.amazon.com/Little-Princess-School-Artist-Provided/dp/B001EN5I6I

>The adorable adventures of the LITTLE PRINCESSES are sure to please young girls everywhere. Follow the little princesses as they attend LITTLE PRINCESS SCHOOL to be fairy tale legends in training. All throughout their adventures they learn they can count on each other as well as themselves.

I don't actually know what they are ripping off with this one.

>>7803921
> Inspired by Disney s Wall-E
lolwat

>>7803939

>The Fast and the Curious

Is it a gay porno?

>>7803660
This would be so much cooler if the family wasn't ginger.

http://www.amazon.com/Little-Big-Monsters-Artist-Provided/dp/B001P9N93A

>Two wacky and goofy scientists whose experiments always seem to go wrong manage to do one thing right they are incredible monster hunters! When one of their experiments gone wrong force them to put their monster hunting skills to the test, they team up with two witty kids to save the world from some really quirky little and big monsters... with a sweet tooth! What a fun mess!

This is fucking hilarious.
This guy is a master troll

>>7803949
Disney princesses

And I'm done

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%ADdeo_Brinquedo

>>7803949

Well most of the characters look like Disney princesses.

>>7803949
I think Disney had a compilation "Disney princess" movie a while back. In other news, Jesus Christ this is dicking funny.

IT doesn't start until about 1:40, but here it is ... Holy shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmzswU9YnQc

It's What's UP, by the way

>>7804048
ARE THEY ALL ON YOUTUBE?

The most helpful favorable review:
0 of 12 people found the following review helpful
4/5 stars
Without seeing that other big-budget robot film,This looks a lot like Starship troopers.
The costumes are great, So are the sets from T2(`nuff said) and the special effects just plain work, Ya'all!

imma gonna fuk u UP

>>7803983
>Plural nouns
>singular object

whatthefuckamireading.jpg

i feel sorry for the voice actors who have to list these films on their cv

>>7804121
It's Brazil. They're probably national heroes or some shit like that.

>>7804085

....transmorphers?

TRANSMORPHERS?

I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS

Hilarious.

Not the movie but the fact that it exists.

>>7803939
There's a fourth.

>New Genie Adventures
>/g9k/ - GENIE9000

ITS A SIGN

This is the best thread on /g9k/ right now.

MORE RIPOFFS!

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s&client=mv-google

a classic. PARTY TIME!

I thought they were only selling those shitty movies in Brazil.

>>7804164
Makes me want to play Crazy Taxi, probably has better graphics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmzswU9YnQc

FROM THE STORY THAT INSPIRED INDIANA JONES

>>7804164
>opponents
OH GOD

>>7804272
Suddenly I am possessed by a burning desire to watch this.

>>7804272
That's actually an accurate tagline. Allan Quartermain: Like Indy but out of copyright.

Shittier version of a shitty movie.

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN.

>>7804336
are you fucking serious? i need a torrent or something, i must see this shit

>>7804336
>>7804343
Snakemind

>>7804343


i have actually seen this..i think it was on the scifi channel?

so many snake movies i cant remember them all

this thread is gold

>>7804156
Hunter is synonym for predator.

MIND=BLOWN

Anyone remember Pokemon Chaos Black? I came so close to buying this from ebay.

what's so off puting about up is that that scout boy looks retarded

http://www.theasylum.cc/store/index.php

Read 'em and weep.

This si by far the greatest description of Superman.

>>7804515
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skYRZ_-RXtk

You aint seen nothing yet

>>7804400
I had fun times with the original Pokemon Diamond for the GBC.

>>7804674
You're behind the times, man. I was laughing about this a year ago.

But I had no idea the company made other movies as well.

As much as I hate these shitty rip-offs, I am loling at how cheap they are.

>>7804156

>tagline
>Battlezone Earth

WHYYYYY OH GOD WHYYYY

>>7804674

That is the defining movie of our generation.

I've got class in a few minutes and I'd hate to miss this thread. SOMEBODY ARCHIVE THIS SHIT.

there must be some torrents of these films somewhere. c'mon 4chan.

>>7805011
You can probably find them all on YouTube.

Who is Swed-ing all these movies?