Closing for now.

I am going to read these books to my future children. I'm re-reading restaurant at the end of the universe right nao

Michael Jackson.

motblawksxshgkjhdgs.

So, he starts with the sex criminals

it was nice knowing you all

>>4587027
Celebrities.

First Farrah now Michael
Before then...Heath, and the Bernie Mac.

Oh shit, man.

inb4: keikaku means plan

I am saddened more by the death of an imaginary character than I am by the death of one of the worlds most loved singers

>>4587036
>Forgetting Ed McMahon
RAAAAAAAAGE

GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE

SWEETPRINCEBLOX15

I was never really a fan, and yeah he was kind of creepy. but you can't deny the power of Thriller... you just CANT

90's kids just cant comprehend whats happend.

>>>/gif/2138889

>>4587097
For god's sake, man, I'm an 80s kid and I can't comprehend what's happened here. I can't wrap my head around it. The man IS pop music; pop music can't die.

UMIAMIfag here

floridas best assets are, in order

1.slutty cuban women over the age of 25
2. Lax gun laws

both of which are offset by an amazing infestation of NIGGERS (haitians too)

>>4586922
>>4586967
>-People that speak to you in Spanish only
>-Humidity
>-Wet Season
Your pros sound fuckwin, I absolutely love darker women, latinas in particular. I live in a very humid and hot climate and it rains half the year where I am now anyway, so Florida won't be much of a difference. Also I speak Spanish (3rd language!) so it's no problem for me.

I think I'll like Florida.

>>4587010
I don't know if I'd necessarily qualify being able to understand the Cubans as a good thing.

ITT: Ungrateful bastards who don't realize how fucking awesome their state is.

I would gladly trade with any of you and soak in all of the ungodly heat.

Its better than fucking Michigan or Ohio.
And a fuckload better than any other state in the Deep South.

fucken cry'd :(

>>4587100
>>4587090
>>4587089
I wish I was as shocking and edgy as you guys

So it finally happened, he's gone, I don't get to hear about him anymore after this.

>>4587105
Oh that would be awesome.

>>4587093
Black face, white face and now also a red face? Awesome

>>4587050
huns didn't cause rome to collapse broski

>>4587050
See, this is why I don't even bother with most of these threads. People consider themselves experts because they skimmed through their High School history text book and got a B in the class.

A. The Huns that interacted with the Roman Empire came from an area roughly equivalent to Hungary and Azerbaijan.
B. Han China and the Huns were not contemporaneous. Han China fell (officially) in 220 A.D, over two centuries before the Huns hit Rome.
C. The Huns didn't make Rome collapse.

Again, go back to the VTEC, and then make your hubcaps spin.

the land has become eroded and worthless due to overgrazing. the middle east used to be a lush environment. now it is a sandtrap

>>4587106
Nobody said Huns was the main reason why Rome collapsed. But it was a major contributing factor.
And the reason why the Huns didnt go eastward in their conquests was because they couldnt. The reason why the Huns went westward in their conquests was because they could. It is that simple.

who are these rome vs china fags? Let's get back to bitching about the middle east.

I HAVE THESE ALL OVER MY BALLS.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE BROKEN PUBES.

Wow, I have then too. Was searching for what it was just yesterday. I'm happy too see that's more common than I though.

Why the fuck would they be also known as angiokeratoma. Angiokeratoma are fucking red and blue. Fucking doctors.

Wooo i thought i was the only one

Guilty.

Makes mah dick look like it's scared.

>>4587066

What's the point in all this? Are you ever going to meet? Or is it just about getting your rocks off on cam?

>>4587080

Lose the Doc Martens and cigarettes and you will have made a huge improvement.

>>4587086

yeah, the second one.

>>4587104

it's a pity i've got a dick.

me at 17 (5 years ago)
mid length hair, probably at earlobes, hardcore (actual hardcore, as in bostonHC)band t-shirt, tight girl pants, nikes, keys on carabiner tucked into back pocket

beliefs on world issues were non-existent, had a gf 2 years older, banged a lot when i visited her at college

me at 22:
shorter hair, bout 1-2 inches, hardcore band tshirt, slim fit boy pants, carabiner with keys tucked into back pocket, nikes

girlfriend 2 years younger, bang a lot when she visits
views and beliefs on world still non-existent

'sup bros, feel free to message me if you want.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/coloursmove/

YO IT SUCKS.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ohiopope

>>4587098
>profile without pics
what the shit

My profile sucks. I keep meaning to delete it. I never meet anyone from it or these threads.

But hope springs eternal. That or I am incapable of learning from the past. Either way: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/apdent

Last time, someone commented that my face was funny. Instaed of raging, I lol'd. :3

fucking unfinished story, i've got blue balls till i hear the end of it

NLH here to save the day! You may thoroughly thank me whenever you please.

http://pastebin.ca/raw/1449861

>>4586540

I love you NLH.

>>4586540

I love you more than my own parents.

its on the 4chanarchive

I chuckled at OP's pic. RIP MJ!

>And the whoIe world has the
>Answer right now
>Just to tell you once again,
>Who's dead...

;_;

>>4587088
>>4587075

fuck resting in peace.

i hope that motherfucker has something done to him that he doesn't enjoy very much at all, for all eternity.

the guy diddled little boys, which completely cancels out all the awesome shit he did prior to boy diddling.

>>4587102
Total non-pedo here: I can think of plenty of things worse than being creepy to a 14 year old for one night.

>>4587102
>the guy diddled little boys
Allegedly.

>fuck resting in peace.
PIC RELATED. ENJOY YOUR ZOMBIE JACKSON.

>>4587006
Oops, I didn't mean to insinuate that you didn't think your girlfriend is still gorgeous, I understand totally wanting to see her be back to being more soft and toned.

>>4586977
This man is right. This is the same basic shape my girlfriend has and it made me realize what I was missing when I used to date anorexic bitches.
I'm lucky : ]

>>4587031
Yes. Let's be clear: She used to look very very close to the OP pic. Now she looks like that + flab, which is my concern.

Pinch her stomach, give her a hug, tell her she's "cuddly."

>>4587079
Say you're going on a diet, and you want support from someone because it's easier to do this with other people, and ask if she'll go on it with you. Alternatively, say you want to get healthier for her, and ask if she wants to come to the gym with you. Make it about YOU and not about her, otherwise she'll get upset.