Leave your house at least once a fucking day, even if it's just to walk around for a bit. Seriously, if you get into the cycle of not leaving your house you turn into a lazy blob.

that guy looks gay. More like peanis coat

>leather jacket
>leather jacket
>leather jacket
>leather jacket
>leather jacket

fuccboi

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> You should own: A pair of high quality, black leather shoes, a pair of hiking boots, and a pair of boat shoes
> You should own: No less than 4 different, solid color or simply patterned ties
> Read for at least half an hour per day, and when I say read I don't mean fucking manga. If it isn't from the Literature section at your local bookstore your eyes shouldn't even glance at it.

>>7967123 (OP)
>> For upper body: Relegate anything that isn't collared to the garbage. Solid colors or simple patterns only. Avoid logos or "humorous" shirts at ALL COSTS
>> You should own a peacoat, leather jacket, and lounge suit
>> For lower body: A good pair of dark jeans, dress pants, and shorts halfway up the thigh in a light, cool color for summer
Fuck off /fa/ggot, we all know how to dress like a metrosexual hipster we just don't want to.

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>>7967145

For all retards out there, this is what we mean:

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>>7967192

>Incoming butthurt NEETS

>>7967199
Nope, that's some crap advice.

Don't you have anything actually useful to teach? You know you learnt to dress just watching people outside and so can every single robot

>>7967199
Post that on /fa/, you'll be praised as king of the board!

>implying robots don't want to just wallow in their own social ineptitude

>>7967123 (OP)

>Some random dude from the internet telling other people what they should be and what they should do

Sure, seems totally legit and normal!

>"helping" NEETs
>suggest they get a leather jacket

Oh, dear.

>> Find a barber and tell them to make you look good.

Oh lol.

>>7967123 (OP)
>dadcore plainfag: the manual

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I don't like what you're implying.

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>Implying that stuff is the problem
>Implying needing help
I know how to take care of my body and how to be like everyone else.
Just no motivation to do such a thing.

I'm fit and dress/look normal, I'm still a fucking loser. If you're fucked in the head (and every sad, bitter robot is in some way) these things are only good for people treating you like every other random person: like air.

Why do people always assume that NEETs are miserable basement dwellers? What about the bohemians, the hustlers, the drifters, the artists, the writers, the trustfund kids, etc? I don't see how a college education or a steady job makes your life more interesting. It just makes it more of a drag.

>>7967484
What a terrible post

This is not the kind of thing I like to see on /r9k/

>>7967484
You're right but don't forget, robot9000 is for the miserable ones

>>7967522
Why? What's wrong with not wanting to be a normalfag but something more interesting?

>>7967536
Those more interesting people are still normalfags.

>>7967484
>I don't see how a college education or a steady job makes your life more interesting
you know that there are interesting things to learn and interesting jobs out there, right?

>still having that Robot-Normalfag mentality

testing

testing testing check 1 , 2

99% of the people(guys) I see on the street don't follow these rules. Go fuck yourself with a pike.

>Find a barber and tell them to make you look good.

is that a thing people do?

>>7967572
here's what i and the stereotypical /r9k/ poster have in common:
-no social skills
-aging virgin
-depressed, weird
-bad shape physically
-introverted

here's what i don't have in common with the stereotypical /r9k/ poster:
-inflict all of the traits above on the world as much as possible -- this means traveling and being outside
-not afraid
-learning as much as possible about everything (no documentaries/wikipedia! actual knowledge from books and experience only) in order to be more powerful

i am never going to get laid or have relationships

staying inside and not empowering your mind means that all those people who put you where you are get to win and they will never stop

revise your definition of 'normalfag'

>>7967587
Maybe a few, but even jobs that sound interesting are mostly tedious. The vast majority are far less interesting than not having a job at all though.

>>7967612
You must live in America or some other 3rd world country

>>7967641
>The vast majority are far less interesting than not having a job at all though
how would you know?

you can quit jobs any time you want, work as hard or as little as you want. you know what the real key is? you have to make it interesting. stop seeing things as they are and start seeing what they could be, after you've screwed with them.

i've already done interesting jobs in alaska, asia, in weird places in cities, gotten an interesting degree. what have you done? jack shit

i did that staying inside and doing nothing bullshit and it is death. you have to fight. you have responsibility. when you and everyone on this board like you hide and disappear, the world gets dumber for the few of us who still have energy left.

you are only defeated when you decide that you are helpless; you only need to succeed once to negate a lifetime of failure. that's how humans work

i know you're a help-rejecting complainer

holy fuck this thread haha.

here's how to actually help neets.

>be yourself

>>7967635

Why are books a more legitimate source of information than documentaries/wiki? It's not like they can't be factually wrong, either.

>You can make anything sound shitty with a negative attitude, I've heard people here decry being funny as "being a bitch court jester for your normalfag buddies." stop trying to find insidious subtext behind fucking everything, it's irritating.

>Stop being a cunt about other peoples tastes, chick tells you she likes twilight? Laugh at her cliche girly tastes and move on, going on a big rant about how much her taste sucks isn't going to win you any favors and it's not like she's going to turn around and say "wow! turns out i really wasn't enjoying myself as I turned those pages!"

>Again, stop being a cunt about other peoples tastes, most people dress the way they do and listen to the music they listen to because they like the way they look and enjoy themselves when they hear certain melodies, get the fuck over it, nobody's selling out.

>It's a lot easier to make friends and be comfortable in the world if you stop being a high and mighty cunt referring to people as sheep and savages all the time.

DON'T LISTEN.

Stay NEET, being a normalfag means giving up your soul.

>>7967624
barberfag here. Yep.