>tfw you start growing darker hairs on your upper lip and chin
>you wax it
>it comes back in three days

time to save up for lasers

>stop masturbating for a while, like a couple months
>randomly do it one night
>it's fucking nothing.jpg
>it keeps happening

I used to have great orgasms, and now, it's barely even enjoyable. What the fuck happened? Is my vagina broken or am I just really sexually underwhelmed by everything?

virgin btw

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I like reading these, they are funny.
Dance monkey dance!

>tfw you didn't have your first orgasm until you were 20 because it is so fucking hard to do
>tfw you want a cute tiny dog to carry around like a baby but don't want to be thought of like Paris Hilton
>tfw you pretend to never want an expensive bag but would buy a Chanel or Louis Vuitton if you were rich in actuality
>tfw you have to act like you're low maintenance to scare off guys when you couldn't be attractive without foundation, concealer, powder, eyeliner, mascara, false lashes, lip conditioner, and a strict skincare regimen
>tfw you wear yoga pants because they're comfortable and flattering but guys think you do it to be an attention whore
>tfw you can't be interested in video games or comics or sports or other male hobbies without severe questioning yet a guy can wear a batman shirt without ever reading the comics and no one would blink
>tfw you see someone wearing something you're wearing
>tfw they look better in it

>>7172112
With guys it's the total opposite. If you haven't fapped in one month when you finally do it's the greatest thing ever. Try to mastrubate as frequent as before and the feeling might come back. Or get a bf to fuck you. Seriously it's strange when girls can't find a boyfriend. Are you fat or ugly?

>>7172112
I don't have a fucking clue. Sometimes I cum in like 30 seconds, other times it takes me 20 minutes. The only think I know for sure is that I need to be really aroused, so focus on finding porn that you like.

>tfw you can only cum to asian male white female porn, yet you aren't exclusively attracted to asians

>tfw never orgasmed and have to consistently fake it so you don't make your boyfriend feel bad that he can't make you feel good :(

>Tfw I feel like some sort of freak for not knowing how to apply make up
>Tfw I also don't know how to style hair so I always look like a frizzy mess

I hit a point last year where I actually watched YouTube videos thinking it might help but I didn't get it at all. I'm just too retarded for that stuff I suppose.

>>7172026 (OP)
>tfw nonwhite males hit on you and think you actually like them

They're so gross most of the time.

>tfw you are more attracted to men for how they smell rather than how they look
>tfw you stare at a girl to admire their outfit and they catch you and think you're a lesbian

>tfw my boyfriend doesn't know I'm sucking off Jamal behind his back

feels good sisters

Jesus fuck, you call this all a problem?

Get real

>>7172171
>tfw you want a cute tiny dog to carry around like a baby but don't want to be thought of like Paris Hilton

>treating a living ,breathing entity just as you would a clothing accessory

women truly are the scum of the earth

>>7172262
It's kind of hard to find female-exclusive problems. The real ones tend to be gender neutral.

>tfw you want to do older sister/younger brother roleplay with your bf but you're too terrified to ask

>>7172224
tell him you cunt. and never do it again. faking orgasms is the stupidest thing ever. the dude is now living a lie because he thinks his gf cums and she thinks she's the best. truth is you have never orgasmed because you're a lazy ass. my gf hasn't orgasmed either because she doesn't mastrubate and doesn't know what she likes and whats the feeling, she stops me everytime when she's about to cum and says she doesn't want it anymore because it felt strange.

>tfw really ugly for a really long time
>tfw get attractive over the summer
>tfw everyone now pays more attention to you even though your personality is exactly the fucking same
>tfw a bunch of your guy friends tell you they like you and you have to shut them down and hurt their feelings
>tfw it sucks because you know how much it hurts to be turned down by someone you like.

>>7172224
I also did this. Best advice I can give is to find out what turns you on, watch a lot of porn, get a vibrator. Focus on your clit at first and then try to orgasm vaginally. It took me a long time to finally orgasm and I was honestly disappointed, it just feels like a really good sneeze.

>>7172239
I also had this issue. My mom like, flat out refused to show me how to do that stuff, feigning ignorance. I also went to a Clinique counter and they were like, "just do it yourself!" when I was asking them how to put on eyeliner. I would ask a friend, or go to a makeup counter when it isn't busy and find a sales rep who isn't a cunt like the one I had. As for hair, same thing, find a nice hairstylist, tell them, "what do you think will look good?" If they do not give any suggestions, or keep asking well what do you want? find a new hairstylist. I had to go through 3 or so before I found the one I have now and comes up with ideas that look great on me. It is their job, make them do it.

>>7172239
If you have naturally curly hair try putting in some mousse, it'll control the frizz. :)

>>7172292
Don't be, I think most guys would like that.

>>7172279
I never said that. I just want a small dog to carry around, not use as an accessory. I didn't mean carry around the mall, I meant like, around my house or up the stairs to cuddle with. Calm down.

>>7172305
I know this one.

>chubby for a long time
>start working out and eating healthy, losing all the weight over summer
>suddenly, everyone wants to talk to me!

Fucking shallow shits.

>>7172302
Jesus fucking christ bro I know that feel. Every time she gets close she starts freaking out and either pushes me off or wriggles herself into a weird position. So goddamn annoying. I'd yell at her if she wasn't so damn fragile.

>tfw sex offender and there is not enough research conducted with hormone therapy for my gender to determine if my adverse reaction to it was due to an individual defect or if it is not a valid form of treatment
>tfw moved away from shrink for the sake of having a better place to live
>tfw too apprehensive about being treated as a novelty, used for studies/alternative treatments to start over with a new doctor

am I right guuuurrrrlssss

>>7172315
My boyfriend doesn't like it when I masturbate...
Plus I don't like watching porn in general

>>7172322
I feel like only guys on 4chan would think that way, and everyone else would just think "ew, incest" though.

>>7172171
>>tfw you pretend to never want an expensive bag but would buy a Chanel or Louis Vuitton if you were rich in actuality
I know this feel sister. If I had the budget I would be a fashion obsessed label whore

>>7172356
>I'd yell at her if she wasn't so damn fragile.
this this this and this. it's so damn frustrating I'm more ethusiastic about her orgasm than herself, she doesn't do anything about it.

>>7172368
>My boyfriend doesn't like it when I masturbate...
what a prick...I'd give p fapping if my gf started mastrubating.

>tfw can't seem to make female friends to pal around with
>tfw can't hang out with guys alone because they think you want the d
>tfw having to question every male friendship on the grounds that you aren't sure if they just want to date you

o and then a separate one but;

>tfw sensitive skin
>tfw not even three hours after shaving I already have stubble on legs

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>>7172344

Living life like a doll, poor dog.

>>7172419
One time he walked in on me doing it and he got angry asking if he wasn't good enough and what he was doing wrong in bed...

I've just given up on enjoying sex in general

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>reads thread
>orgasm "feels like a good sneeze"
>dont want to orgasm because it "feels weird"
>women go months without masturbating
I am now honestly wondering whether I have ever pleasured a girl to the same degree as they pleasure me.
Man, fuck this gay earth.

>>7172375

>tfw no qt3.14 gf to RP incest with

>>7172502
The female orgasm is stronger than men's. Don't listen to them.

>tfw guys like you but they are all gross, nerdy, and watch anime

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>>7172476
>implying they would care

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>>7172489
Tell him he sucks in bed. It'll hurt his feelings and you might get in a fight, but maybe after that he'll get his shit together and take care of you. And note that men aren't Nostradamus we can't get in your head and tell what you want. If you want something particular tell him.

>>7172514
this

I came so hard last night that my orgasm lasted at least two solid minutes, blacked out for a moment, stained my computer chair and had to change my pants.

the only times I've ever had a shitty orgasm were when I really was not turned on and tried forcing one out. Even then, comparing them to a sneeze is just ridiculous.

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>>7172527

>completely disregarding the feelings of someone that loves you unconditionally

you're a woman alright

>>7172538
I don't need him to give me an orgasm
His happiness is more important to me than sex ever could

>>7172375
>tfw no qtpi incest roleplaying gf

Guy without a working dick here. So I can't cum etc etc
Also my legs don't work but my upper body is build as fuck.

Question for the women: Can you be satisfied without a dick? Like experience an orgasm just from tongue, fingers, toys. Tell me your secret.

>tfw parablegic

>>7172315
My mom had this rule where I couldn't wear make up until I was 16, which was a good rule but then she didn't really show what to do when I was actually old enough to use it she never showed me how.

Ironically, she's the one who bitches the most about how I dress like a "dude" and don't wear make up. She always says my boyfriend is going to leave me since I'm not girly enough.

>>7172317
I have wavy hair, so I'll give it a shot. I've recently started using a coconut milk treatment that's been helping.

>>7172571
you could sure as hell pleasure your partner, women absolutely do not need a dick to cum

what you need is a woman who will be able to value you for what you can do for her, and appreciate that despite your limitations, you're concerned with her pleasure and that's more than enough

good fucking luck out there

>>7172557
>you will never feel the female orgasim

>>7172571
You can cum, you just haven't learned that it's all in your mind yet.

>>7172571
Ugh, yeah, I've actually only cum on a guys hand and not their fingers because they can hit the G-spot so much easier, or adjust specifically to what I want. You can always try to use a strap-on as well. Most dudes don't have the luxury of buying a bigger dick if their lady friend wants a big one.

>>7172571
>Can you be satisfied without a dick?
Yes.

But you know, there are things you can't really do without a working lower body. It would be like making love with a woman, but without the funny bits. But yes, you could very well pleasure your partner more than adequately, don't worry about that. Unless she likes to be fucked roughly, which is also pretty awesome.

>>7172571
Good luck out there bro. I admire you.

>tfw no female friends

How the fuck do I make female friends without coming across as crazy/desperate/weird??

>>7172599
>Most dudes don't have the luxury of buying a bigger dick if their lady friend wants a big one.

And that's why women are terrible.

>>7172599
DERP. I meant, "not their dicks..."

Sorry.

>>7172614
NEVER make female "friends." Colleagues, yes, associates, yes, true friendship, never.

>tfw you check women out, but you're not a lesbian

I just like looking at people.

>>7172614

Same how you get male friends

>>7172557
>every woman has an orgasm exactly like me

Yours sounds way above average. Mine is like 15 seconds of good, intense muscle contractions and that's it. From the way I've seen men describe their orgasms (especially prostate orgasms) it's better than mine.

>>7172626
Why is that terrible? I'm fucking cheering up a fellow rowboat you dick face.

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>>7172173
>Try to mastrubate as frequent as before and the feeling might come back

I've been trying and nothing has changed.

>Or get a bf to fuck you. Seriously it's strange when girls can't find a boyfriend.

I've had plenty of offers, but I've never taken any. I can't see myself being in a relationship. I just can't see it. I see other people together and I think it's perfectly normal, even romantic, and sometimes I long for what they have, but I know that the life I lead is waaay too solitary for another person to put up with.

>Are you fat or ugly?
No. I've been asked to model before.

fuck, sorry for the TLDR response. I have late-night feels.

Olivia pls

u r da butifulest

>>7172026 (OP)
I hate to hijack your thread but my latent sexism/misogyny makes it impossible for me to imagine females go to 4chan. I figure at any time, there's a great than 50% that any of you are actually a man. My mom taught me that girls don't like video games and other boy things, that carried over to my sexuality so I can't imagine women liking sex either. I can't talk to women because of it.

>>7172640
Yeah, but I make male friends with witty banter and flirting. I don't think that works on the ladies.

>>7172645
Because he's either 1) a troll 2) an idiot 3) a misogynist, in order of statistical likeliness.

>>7172648
>I can't see myself being in a relationship.

Dude,a chick did that to me last month after being with her for like 2 months. That's fucked up

>>7172557
>women
>orgasm

Never mind me, there goes my basic inability to understand women again.

>>7172665

It does. Why would it not?

>>7172645
>Why is that terrible?

Because unlike women's sexual attributes, mens are completely out of their control and women know it but still demand anyway.

OMG THAT FUCKING FEEL WHEN I NEVER TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE THE PILL IS CHEMICALLY SPAYING ME BUT I FEEL SAFE SO LOL HE'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT

>tfw a guy tries to make out with you after getting rejected by a prettier girl.
fug u niqqa.

>>7172673
>it's fucked up that she doesn't want to be in a relationship
>AKA you're butthurt because she's denying you the v
craig pls go

>>7172648
>I'm attractive bu t could never be in a relationships ;___:

Not enough alphas asking you out?

>>7172665
That entirely depends on the kind of women to befriend. Protip: if it doesn't work, don't bother!

>>7172683
>Because unlike women's sexual attributes, mens are completely out of their control
laughing_monks.jpeg

>>7172673
I'm sorry to hear that.

Find someone who knows what they want, Anon. That's all imma say.

>>7172345

>implying females don't do the same

face it, robots of all genders and sexes, looks is the primary rule of attraction. humans can't be any other way. the key is to finding a partner with your levels of pretty and also having a personality you like at least a bit.

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>>7172599
>having to use a strap-on as a guy
Thanks Obama

>>7172588
I tried fapping. Sometimes I "feel a littler better in my mind" after it. But I can't jizz or anything, it just goes from hard to floppy after some time.
Or I just haven't found 'the realy way' to masturbate, since I just move my hand up and down. For me it's like finding the Amber Room.

>>7172599
>>7172584
>>7172613
>>7172607
Thanks for giving me some hope.

>>7172669
>guy has it harder than you with >tfw no gf
MUST BE A TROLL, IDIOT OR MISOGYNIST

>>7172698
>laughing_monks.jpeg

Women can change their breast shape and size, labias, and vaginal tightness. men can't do anything about their dicks, even worse if they're cut.

>>7172682
Because straight women are generally creeped out by lesbians and every time I've tried this before, people freak the fuck out.

>>7172648
>I know that the life I lead is waaay too solitary for another person to put up with.

find someone as solitary as you. it's not as bad as you think it is. it's nice to know there's someone there for you.

>>7172599
>You can always try to use a strap-on as well
Yeah, it'd take one hell of a man to be confident to fuck a woman with a strap on. I think most men would be too insecure to do that.

>>7172648
>too solitary for another person to put up with

iktf femanon

>>7172693

Nah, if she aint into it I'm cool, but don't lea me on for a month then abruptly go "I quit"

See, Gotye agrees with me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=8UVNT4wvIGY&NR=1

>>7172704
>implying it's not already faced
>implying the post you're responding to isn't being gender neutral on purpose

you are preaching to the choir, my friend

>>7172706
>guy has it harder than you with >tfw no gf
That's not what was said. It was "WOMEN ARE TERRIBLE". So, yeah.

>>7172683
Uhhhhhhhhh

You realize how many men want women to have certain vaginas (usually innies), certain tits, etc. THINGS THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED WITHOUT SURGERY. Any dude can buy a big dildo if he wants and use it to fuck. I can't go buy a new vagina or new tits to stick in/on me.

>>7172686
ok seriously though, women:

my girlfriend and I fuck maybe twice a month. we're 21 and we've been dating for almost 6 years. I keep asking her to get off the pill because it's completely destroying my relationship with her but she always guilts me when i threaten any kind of action in retaliation.
She refuses to talk with her gyno about it.

I'm seriously about to dump my girlfriend of six fucking years that I've crushed on since i was in middle school. does that make me a dick?

>>7172710
Don't go for the cunts. No, really. I can flirt and do gay shit with all my female friends, without necessarily wanting to fuck them.

I mean, I want to fuck them, but they don't want to fuck me.

>wake up, gf next to me
>look out the window, snowing
>look back at her, she's awake too
>kiss and cuddle
>sit around all day, watching movies, eating toast and drinking coffee and cuddling
tfw no gf

>>7172710

Oh wait you're a chick? Then I dunno. A friend of mine at my college is actually going through the same issue, she has no girl friends except this one albanian chick

>>7172695
Did you even read my post?

pillockblox

>>7172721
Fair enough.

But some girls are strange and need time to decide if they're into someone or not. Other times they're just too much of a pussy to admit how they really feel, out of fear or something equally silly. It doesn't make it any less shitty for them to do, but there ya go.

>>7172726
>THINGS THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED WITHOUT SURGERY.

They can still be changed.

>Any dude can buy a big dildo if he wants and use it to fuck.

Because nothing is better than knowing you are inadequate for your gf and you have to buy her a dildo molded after another guy's huge cock, right?

>>7172223
I have the same issue and i'm not even attracted to asian men that much.

It's in the way they fuck.
In AMWF porn the guy seems to worship the girl and spends ages fondling/licking her boobs etc.
They tend to have foreplay that lasts for ages and in western porn its usually:
Girl suck guy.
Guy fuck girl.
Cumshot on face.

Where do I meet women who are into a bit more 'varied' fetishes like roleplaying (e.g. master and dog), cosplaying, buttplugs, anal and some more crazy stuff I don't want to say here to not look like a creep.

>>7172746
Uhhh, dicks can also be enlarged with surgery. Google is your friend dick face.

Also, just buy a fucking DP strap on. Put your little peep in her butt (I'm sure it'll feel plenty big enough there), and the big dildo in her vag.

>>7172112
I'm a guy and this has happened to me. Nearly every one of my orgasms now are pretty tame and it's really shitty. I used to have earthshattering orgasms all the time when I was younger, but not anymore. Perhaps it's an age thing, perhaps it's a physiological change, who knows? It probably varies from person to person.

>>7172756
> caring about what other people think of you
I found your problem.

>>7172239
I would help you.
It's not that hard you just need to start simple.
Youtube make up gurus tend to do a bot too much.

How do I get a qt virgin gf? pls help ladies

>>7172746
do you think that having tit or vag surgery doesn't send the message that they are inadequate and need body parts molded after some other girl's tits or vag

>>7172767
>pointing out the obvious and avoiding the question

>>7172239
Makeup isn't actually a naturally female skill. I know, it's crazy.

>>7172756
OKC (met a few awesome doms on there), or Fetlife. Fetlife is way less creeper than collarme or any of those other d/s sites.

>>7172775
Meet her when she is young and build a friendship from there

>>7172775
Be young enough to chat up 15-17 girls.

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>>7172766
THAT FUCKING FEEL WHEN YOU'VE WORN OUT YOUR SEX DRIVES BEFORE YOU'VE EVEN HAD SEX

>>7172793
It's not like we're ever having sex anyway so who caresd.

>>7172790
>meet girls
How?
>build friendship
How?

>>7172808
Be in place with girls and where talking to them is socially accepted (school, clubs, etc.). Talk to them about things that make sense in that instant (for example, about the class). Build up on that.

>>7172803
yeah, true.

I'll use my sexual frustration as a source of motivation when I enter wizardry.

MY POWERS WILL BE UNRIVALED..

>>7172728

no.

tell her that this is really fucking important. and, like you said, it's destroying your relationship. if she still resists, well, feel sad for both you and her.

>>7172825
I dunno, it seems like a lot of work. Can't you just be my girlfriend instead?

>>7172845
I'm sorry, I'm waiting for Prince Charming.

>>7172852
Well, what a coincidence, I happen to be Prince Charming!
This aughta trick her

>>7172224
all women are liars

>>7172224
also you dont have to fake it. your just scared of making him feel bad.

>>7172862
Prince Charming would be on his white horse and have a crown and shit. Also, he would be singing a serenade in my street. Are you doing that? Because I'm not hearing anything.

>>7172239
i like girls like you. appear way more down to earth

not the way to attract chad thundercock, tho

>>7172874
Fuck you bitch, take what you're given or I'll just roofie you, whore.

>>7172844
trust me, i've threatened to leave her half a dozen times over the past year

we couldnt get any clearer on the issue

>tfw you tell your bf you're pregnant
>you're looking for his reaction
>he flips out and tells me to abort it
>tfw your boyfriend doesn't want to have children with you
:'( I fucking hate you, I want children WHY CAN'T I HAVE 1
Im breaking up with him, he's a dick.
But he was so nice when I first met him -,_-

>>7172878
>implying you would have the opportunity

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>>7172224
>tfw you fake an orgasm over skype voice chat because you feel too awkward to finish.
never again

>>7172890
I wish I could slap you.

>>7172891
I'll have plenty of opportunities once I've convinced you I'm Prince Charming.

>>7172375
follow your intuition. most guys are normal

but fuck it, let him know it really gets you off... thatll probably be enough to convince half the guys

or you could just go slob your brother *shudder*

>tfw you completely crush a guy's hopes and dreams with one fucking sentence

>>7172368
>My boyfriend doesn't like it when I masturbate...
well do you like it?
fuck i hate when girls lose their will and just go by what the bf says

>>7172908
>implying you would be able to do it without the white horse, the crown, and the serenade.

>seriously dtatanta

>>7172914
Hahahahahahahaha, fucking busted.

>>7172356
shes scared shes gonna piss herself

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>tfw your bf's ex contacts him and says she misses him and that she regrets how things ended with him
>she is unhappy with her bf
>messaging my bf

pic related, it's my face when my bf told me about it

fucking nigger lipped slutty asian whore

>>7172917
I can't do the serenade because I have throat cancer. Show some sympathy you whore. Also I'll probably just spray paint a hamster white or something and make a crown out of paper mache.

>>7172933
>>7172933
where can i find racist women like you

>>7172934
>I have throat cancer.
Then you're not Prince Charming.

>>7172945
Did I say throat cancer, I meant to say I have a shot gun, so you better fucking get over the fact I'm not singing.

>>7172565
well that happiness is based on a lie (as far as sex is concered)

how much other shit are you faking in the relationship just to keep things smooth?

>>7172940
stormfag.cunt?

>>7172952
i said racist not a redneck

>>7172948
>shot gun
>not a sword
Christ, you're not even trying.

>>7172645
>I'm fucking cheering up a fellow rowboat you dick face.
i fucking hate this about women

here let me tell you shit that will make you feel better but wont actually fix anything fuck fuck fuck

>>7172902
Ikr my choice in men is really bad.

>>7172963
My sword is my penis
;)

>>7172940
I wouldn't say I'm racist against all asians, just her. I suppose using nigger was racist, I should've said swollen anal hernia lips instead!

>>7172983
I just feel like most women these days would be utterly offended if you even thought the word nigger, thanks to political correctness.

>>7173001
It's a great way to put somebody into the 'violent douchebag' category.

My gf is on the depo shot. We haven't fucked in a month because she's spotting apparently. She said it could last another month. She's not into blowjobs or hand jobs really. I'm 20. What the fuck am I supposed to do here? I haven't invested a year into this shit to jerk off in her bathroom everyone I come over.

>>7172026 (OP)
Well...this morning I had a surprise period that ended up in a big mess. Pad I had on last night had slipped sideways (wtf) so my pants were wrecked. Ripped them off to get another pad+an old pair of pants and got blood all over my bedroom floor. I tried to sue the stupid not-working pad to stop more flow and got blood on my hands as well...at which point I just grabbed what I needed with my other hand and ran to the bathroom to prevent MORE mess and it started going down my legs...

Fuck periods. Seriously. Such a massive inconvenience...

I'm not even lying. This all happened to me this very fucking morning. Not the only female feel, obviously...but it's the one I'm annoyed about right now T-T

>>7172914
perferable over beating around the bush and giving him hopeless hope

>>7172345
HUMANS ARE ALL SHALLOW YES EVEN YOU

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Has this happened to anyone else?
>in friend's car
>they back up into a pillar in a parking garage
>ouchies
>uterus hurts
>get period the next day
>it's 5 days early

>>7173028
spotting?> like period shit?

just get her to fuck over a towel. within 2 minutes she'll have stopped caring and their be period all over everything and sweet sweet sex in the air

>>7172345
so i had this girl i became friends with way back in the day. kinda cute but great personality, we got along great. almost left my gf for her but then we split ways
'
3 years later my gf breaks up with me and not a week later out of no where this girl hits me up. i go to meet up with her and she is fucking gorgeous. i get all beta aas fuck around her cuase shes beautiful and i guess she sensed it cuase she is totally not into me at all anymore, oh woah is me

>>7173097
Yeah. She said it makes her painfully sensitive down there. Is this seriously a common thing though? Not giving a shit about anyone else's needs but your own? Worst part is she kisses my neck and puts her hands down my pants and shit. Knowing that she's just going to roll over and go to sleep when we get to bed. It's fucking ridiculous.

>>7173144
There she's probably just trying to make up for no sex as opposed to teasing you maliciously.

Just tell her that's making it worse unless she's going to finish you off somehow with her mouth/hands.

>>7172879

that's that, then, isn't it.

it's gonna be hard, but what you gonna do.

>That feel when squirter
>bf needs to pull out so I can come
>Sometimes he doesn't pull out on purpose, leaving me desperately squirming trying to get him out so I can finish
I wish I could just cum around him but I always have this huge urge to have him out when I finish.
Does anyone else know this feel

>>7172171
>being able to pick who you want to have sex with
Check your fucking privileges, cunt

I will. She doesn't like to talk about sex due to being abused but it looks like we're going to have to sit and talk about this. It's such a shitty feeling though. My birthday came and went and I've had blue balls since April...

>>7173144
well my ex's excuse was that it would be too messy and i was like "thats a stupid excuse" and after a couple seconds of my dick in her shed be like "yeah, fuck a mess, this is great"

>>7173226
Why would you want to fuck a girl on her period?

I don't get it. The thought turns me off. And blood is HIV city if you're unlucky. Never know unless you've been exclusive for 6 months and tested. Blood is high risk. Id sooner fuck a street walker bareback than do period sex with any girl short of a 'soul mate' type that i absolutely trusted

>>7173083
>I'm a fucking weirdo who got pregnant from a car

>>7173226
I already fucked her on her period once. And other girls. They really don't care about the mess, just us being grossed out by them I think. At least the ones I know. As long as I don't see any blood or anything I'm fine with it.

>>7172305
>>7172345
>>7173075
So basically the lesson is true love doesn't exist and we'll probably marrying someone we barely know out of convenience or based on lust, power, or comfort.

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>>7172669
>3) a misogynist

>>7173236

>fuck gf on her period
>blood everywhere
>take shower with gf
>fuck some more
>her cramps are lessened
>my tadpoles are drained
>life is awesome

And then she left me, rowboats. And then she left me. ;_;

>>7173287
Like right after or what?

Moarinfoblox

>tfw you think your bf is too good for you
>his degree is 70% women and they all look stunning
>tfw you're just waiting for him to get snapped up by some other girl and leave you all alone
>tfw I dont think i'll ever be able to love someone as much as him
>tfw constantly break down crying cause the stress of paranoia

>>7173236
cuase it was my gf and i sex feels good, even if it is a lil messy

especially if its really messy :p

>>7173300

Of course, right after. Do you know what dried blood smells like? Shit is unacceptable.

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>>7173320
>mfw you leave him in six months

>>7173236
I always think of period with my gf sex as kinky. Like we probably shouldn't do it, which results in more foreplay while we convince eachother and btw we do we're both horny as fuck

>>7173352
He's my first bf, first love, first kiss and I gave my virginity to him.
I felt like I was going to end up pathetically alone for the rest of my life until he picked me up.
I honestly think the day he leaves me is the day my life ends.

>>7173402
>working your anxiety up this much
>implying all that anxiety isn't going to manifest itself in you becoming a total whore and leaving him first
>shiggy
>diggy
>2012

>>7173216
On one hand I'm glad because I cum all the time with my bf in me and we both feel awesome.
On the other hand I'm jealous because I hear squirting feels awesome.

>>7173402
>worrying about what could happen instead of enjoying love while it's there

>>7172260
>>tfw you stare at a girl to admire their outfit and they catch you and think you're a lesbian
Grills think this is a problem.

Holy shit, I wanna beat the crap out of you so bad.

>>7173402
>tfw no one will ever feel this way about me

>>7173439
I think that my anxiety will manifest itself but in a way that pushes him away from me...
>>7173474
I do enjoy our time together, its when im alone that I get stuck in these thoughts
>>7173548
You never know what's around the corner, I was 21 when I met him

>>7173604
>You never know what's around the corner, I was 21 when I met him
was he a hopeless loser?

>>7173037
>not greentexting
>expecting anyone to read your shit

>>7173604
>You never know what's around the corner, I was 21 when I met him
There is still hope for me!

I'm 21, and I've been a virgin my whole life. Not by choice. By the sounds of it, you were lonely too.

I want to lose my virginity to someone special to me, hopefully someone I care about. I want someone who waited for me like I waited for them, but not a religious freak, who saved herself until marriage, just someone decent who respects herself.

If someone like you was out there, then there's still hope for me yet. I just need to kick my ass and stop being a NEET. She's out there somewhere. I need to worry more about me not about her.

>man feet fetish
>bf has big toes
>fucks you with his big toe

feels good

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>>7172260
>tfw you are more attracted to men for how they smell rather than how they look
The fuck?

>The fuck?

Why do females like drug dealers? I've seen girls pay some scumbag for coke, and still want his dick.

How common is the attractive girl lies about mega turbo slut past to settle for a beta type provider in their 30's while fucking 25 year old Chad Mcthundercock's younger brother on the side as well as their/his boss and the mailman, poolboy, and gardener?

>>7174301
Why are you hanging around with cokeheads?

>>7174327
I live in Los Angeles and am majoring in a non STEM field. My classmates all do it, sadly.

>>7174348
Get new classmates.

>>7172558
then no one should ever even own dogs

>>7172614
>tfw i've chased girls around to see how they react and see if they're friend material
>tfw you finally think you've found someone but then you see their facebook posts and NOPE
>tfw you'll never have a clone best friend
>tfw all girls around you are bitches

>>7172026 (OP)
>tfw never know how to clarify relationships non-awkwardly
>go into them with express purpose of being friends, made clear from the start
>guy starts getting more and more flirty

I always ruin it. I drop the boyfriend bomb and they get pissed I didn't mention him before, even though it was entirely irrelevant to the conversation. Or I re-clarify things and mention how this is supposed to just be friendship and good conversation. And that offends, because I guess I'm implying they were only out for sex or something.

What do I have to do to keep a friend?

>>7172890
Fuck that. I've seriously considered getting a vasectomy to avoid the possibility of such a situation.

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>>7172900
Oh, god, I did that.

>>7172930
>>7172302

God damn this. It got incredibly frustrating.

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>tfw trying to be friends with another female
>tfw none of them like me because I have no taste in fashion and I have the sense of humour of a man
>tfw I will never know what it feels like to talk to another girl about guys

No matter what I do I just can't connect with females. I don't even understand my own mother at times.

>>7174624
i feel you sis

>can't mention boyfriend because they didn't ask
>can't say "hey don't hit on me" because then i'm just assuming things
>tfw i had to tell one guy when he was about to play me a song and declare his love
>i had met him just the other day (we were in summercamp)
>HURRR BITCH WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE

>>7172792

even then they are no virginal

>>7173812
>I've been a virgin my whole life
Maybe its just because I am high but no way I got about it, I cannot wrap my head around this sentence

>>7173402

You know that all your worrying could very well end the relationship, right?

>>7174702
>can't mention boyfriend because they didn't ask

wow that's the dumbest shit i've read all month. there comes a point in all conversations when you can mention that you have a significant other.

>lol yeah my boyfriend took me there once
>i can't right now i'm going to see my boyfriend

fucking something. i hated my ex doing that lame ass "not gonna mention anything" shit. i'm glad that's over with.

>>7174856
>Hey what's your name?
>Mike
>Oh cool, my boyfriends name also has a consonant in it.
>Hawk

>>7174896

That's pretty smooth.

>>7174856
yea there comes, but maybe not in the first few hours of conversations, and so it happens that some guys are tards enough to think a few hours is enough to fall in love with you

>>7174896
ajajajajaja thanks

>>7174856
Just mention some inane similarity with your boyfriend - doesn't even have to be true.

It's not even because he'll fuck off if you have a boyfriend (though some might) - just helps him know how to behave.

>>7174624
>What do I have to do to keep a friend?

Men don't want friends, we want partners. The first thing a guy does once he gets a serious girlfriend is stop talking to his friends and nest with his new love. We only want and require a single emotional connection to the world. If you aren't going to be it and you aren't going to be a short term fuckbuddy, we don't need you.

>>7172248
This why I only talk to girls of my own race, I'm scared that white girls will just think I'm hitting on them or something.

>white male lf qt3.14 average korean gf

>get benched white females

>>7174963
>having a boyfriend with no friends
do not want

>>7174995
We don't want female friends*

>>7175067
What's the difference? Why can't you talk to a female friend as if she were just a regular friend?

I'm talking about online friendships

>>7175067
have you read the post i replied to? or was it you that wrote it? in both cases you're a tard.

>>7174963
>The first thing a guy does once he gets a serious girlfriend is stop talking to his friends
Please
I've almost lost my best bro to this curse
Don't remind me

>>7175067
>not making female friends for practicing conversations with females
>not wanting female friends for female advice general
>not wanting female friends for improving self
>still wondering why no gf

seriously r9k, if you can't maintain friendship with girls, how do you expect to maintain a relationship?

>>7175134
I don't understand why they wouldn't just be okay with a female friend for regular friendship either. If she has a ton of shit in common with you and can provide discussions on topics another friend can't, why would you just drop her for being female?

>>7175134

I don't know if I'm speaking for other guys here too but I find social interaction to be very draining. I would not do it unless I had a good reason. If I'm talking to a girl and asking her questions about her trip to France, it is because I'm thinking of going and want to know about the practicalities. If I'm flirting with a girl and making her laugh it is only because I want sex from her.

In both cases I have an "ulterior motive", I'm using her for travel information in the first case and for sexual gratification in the second. But only in the second case would I be accused of "using" a girl which is strange because the sexual gratification is mutual.

>>7175236
sounds like you just don't find people fun, nothing wrong here. I have no friends because they're not interesting enough, not because their gender.

>tfw girl wants me to take her virginity
>tfw I'm a virgin as well
>tfw scared of hurting her
any tips, fembots?

>>7175320

Go for it. 3 years down the line you'll both laugh at how awkward it was.

>TFW ugly female so will fail in life
>tfw uglier then all your friends ( even the tomboy one
>tfw begging to gain fat.

Being a female is almost all about looks

>>7175458
Fuck you haysack, we all know what you look like.

>>7175320
if she's horny enough it won't hurt
tease her and finger her before putting it in
if she's wet then it's gonna be awesome

it didn't hurt when i lost it

>>7175447
yeah haha, probably.
She's in love with me, and I'm just scared she'll regret it.
>>7175486
She gets really wet from me fingering her previously, and when I was eating her out.
Plus at the moment she's extremely horny and was the one pressuring me to have sex with her.

>>7175485
No you dont. D:<

Hey fembots,

If you're doing some work on an assignment in a public learning area, what would be the least offensive way that a guy could approach you?

Regards,
Robot with a crush on an acquaintence at uni

>>7175518
So the pictures on tfwnogf.co aren't you? So you lied about those?

>>7175523
Come up to a girl. Say hi nice weath innit? Talk abou the goddamn weather. Tell her you would like 2 talk moer ask for number. Done

>>7175536
Those are me.. And im ugly.. theres 30 more nudes of me you wont ever find i have them all here on this pc

>>7175523
offer help / ask for help

good luck brobot

>tfw when you have dark hair and pale skin and your boobs have very small, yet noticeable hairs on them that are hard to pluck
>tfw your period comes unexpectedly and you stain your favourite white lace panties
>tfw you think you're heterosexual yet every guy that you've ever been intimate with has made your skin crawl no matter how qt he was. Every man's touch feels like a weird uncle and you like boobs and vagina but don't feel attracted to women otherwise.
>tfw scared of the hairdressers so your haircut is a disaster
>tfw same size as average 12 year old so it's just impossible to find clothes that fit
>tfw still suffer from acne and every spot you get leaves a little red mark on your pale skin
>tfw desperate to be attractive even though it doesn't really matter because you don't go out and men repulse you
>tfw scared of penises
>tfw when your slightly above average body is all you have going for you

>>7175542
Wow you must think girls like me are completely disgusting then.

You may have body image issues but you will never understand what it is to be TRULY ugly as a woman. You'll feel ugly in your own skin, I'll have that plus people glaring at me like I'm scum.

>>7174700
sounds like you are FtM

get on that test, bro

>>7175571
NO no seriously. Im ugly as fuck. I have the largest nose in the entire world.. srs i look like a white african almost. I have short as fuck legs and im also fat. You cant beat me. I bet if you posted a pic you would get alot ALOT of whiteknights and guys saying so cute and pretty pls post moar.

>>7175554
>tfw PCOS
>scarred breasts from ingrown hairs everywhere
>that absolutely horrified feeling when you think of showing a person your naked body
>destined to be alone forever because of your repulsing condition

eat cunt bitch

>tfw you're a nerd girl genuinely attracted to alpha males but everyone who shares your hobby shames you because they're mostly beta introverts
Fuck

>>7175587
Fucking hell. You have a fucking beautiful body and a cute as fuck face. I'm not about to post a picture of myself and make myself feel any worse because I have beautiful people like you who can't see it to do that for me.

>>7175606
;_;

S sorry, I know some girls have it worse than me, but mine still sucks.

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>>7175618
Me pretty. Lel what this is and old picture of me

>tfw you get a divorce after not working the entire relationship and get a shit ton of money court ordered to you that you don't deserve

>>7175633
>freckles
>glasses
>smile
Pretty cute, would bang definitely.
I have terrible body dysmorphism as well.
Fucking sucks, but probably stems from terrible self esteem problems as a kid.

>>7175608
Just go for it dude. I'm a nerd guy, and I realise how fucking shit we are.

Rub it in, make it the norm, and ostracise us from our own subculture - we deserve it for being such misogynistic cunts.

Not joking or a cuckfag, I just hate myself lel.

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>>7175633

better keep on cutting yourself.

>>7175633

yeah, you're a little goofy looking but those glasses aren't do you any favors

and you're not fat and have some boobs.

you just don't try hard enough. and that's fine. but don't try and act like you are unapproachably ugly. it's an insult to the truly repulsive.

you're a solid 5/10 and can probably get to a 7/10 with makeup and better clothes. like most women.

>>7175633
You are average Haysack
Don't let people convince you of anything else in either direction

>>7175608
>genuinely attracted to alpha males

Like every other fucking woman on the planet

>but I'm a nerd girl so I'm supposed to be a snowflake

Kill yourself

>>7175668
Thanks anon. I thought i was a 3/10 honestly. If im average i can improve :)

>>7175659
Wow, what a white knighting faggot

Throw yourself off a cliff.

>>7175633
I'm not even going to argue anymore, you're just making me feel worse about my own appearance.

I guess that's on purpose, though. Mission accomplished I feel even more worthless than I did when I came into the thread!

>>7175674
No, I know girls like alpha males but in this culture it's not accepted to like them like we are supposed to do, I was never into nerd guys for anything other than good friends.

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>>7175656
>your parents think you have BDD because you've been losing weight
>chubby as fuck still
>"WHY ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK SICK ANON"
>they don't understand wanting to be thin masterrace

fucking fat family members i don't motherfucking even

>>7175688
FUCK YOU. Seriously listen femanon. I cant convince you to think you're pretty. Which you probably are. Probably more then average but if you if you think youre so ugly go ahead and think it but i doubt you are.

>>7175698

you look like a smelly indian. or asian.

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>>7175698
Looks fine to me

>>7173812
You are a virgin male so your chances are very very low. Better get a hooker or something to remove that stigma from you.

>>7175706

i'd fuck you, haysack.

i bet you're not even a virgin.

>>7175668
>tfw haysack is average
>tfw still immensely out of my league
>tfw I have no value to approximately half of the human race

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>>7175725
No i would not allow you to fuck me

>>7175734

you'd have more value if you earned some money.

Oh wow, the thread has been derailed with self-deprecation and attention whoring.
Remind me again why I should make female friends?

tfw hungry for some jarred food and can't unscrew the lid

>>7175755
>>7175755
Because if i were your friend i would clean your room hug you buy you candy play vidya and go to the pool with you

>>7172260

>female
>stare at girls all the time
>check out their asses
>watch women in the gym (mostly to see how they do all these exercises)
>realize I couldn't do this if I were a guy because that'd be creepy

No one has ever said anything or even given me a look.

>>7175554
get a tan. the contrast won't be as evident. your hairs will become lighter. your acne will dry and possibly disappear.
good luck sis

>>7175755
Get a heavy knife and bang on the sides of the lid a bit, enough to dent it.

>tfw give bf blowies all the time, but no cunnulingus for me.

>>7175743

>tfw you want Haysack to scratch and cut your chest while penetrating her tight vagina

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>>7175743

just because i said i would fuck you doesn't mean i need to fuck you.

>tfw you switch your gender, and the genders of all related characters when telling /r9k/ relationship stories.
>tfw now they sympathize with you.
>tfw wishing you could do the same in real life, so you could be treated as people instead of precious babby/satanic whore.

>>7175772
Is that what friends do? Damn, I mustn't really have friends.