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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:11:31 No.6827679
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W Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:11:31 No.6827679
>white skinny dyel neet fag
>plays world of warcraft all day
>routinely says he is a nerd who has no life and lives with his parents
>routinely says he is a loser who is still a virgin
>routinely says he has a small penis

drowning in pussy, receives $Ks of donations from stream viewers

Couple months ago: Person donates a plane ticket for him to go to Canada for a weekend to meet 9.5/10 girl. He fucks her. Becomes her long distance GF. She wants him so bad she flies to his place and lives there. He grows bored of her and dumps her.

What's your excuse again robots?
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:13:00 No.6827683
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:13:00 No.6827683
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDTjZB__Hfg&list=UUtu2BCnJoFGRBOuIh570QWw

talking to a 9/10 girl about how small his penis is for 10 minutes while playing world of warcraft, she still wants him
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:13:04 No.6827684
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:13:04 No.6827684
Who?

sdfd
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:14:41 No.6827693
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:14:41 No.6827693
>>6827684
sodapoppin twitch wow streamer
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yemaya !!H15b/0vzduO
05/08/13(Wed)09:16:16 No.6827703
yemaya !!H15b/0vzduO 05/08/13(Wed)09:16:16 No.6827703
So, this is the male version of a "gamer gurl".
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:17:10 No.6827714
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:17:10 No.6827714
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>dam I'm so attracted to his handsome face and dedication to world of warcraft

-said no girl ever
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:17:35 No.6827716
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:17:35 No.6827716
>What's your excuse again robots?

He's attractive, I'm not
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:18:31 No.6827725
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:18:31 No.6827725
He knows how to play WoW, I do not.
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:18:46 No.6827726
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:18:46 No.6827726
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>>6827703
yah cause guys are physically attracted to him so they watch his stream...
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Ans !4DJREEytAo
05/08/13(Wed)09:18:55 No.6827729
Ans !4DJREEytAo 05/08/13(Wed)09:18:55 No.6827729
>implying it wasn't all part of his plan
ALPHA AS FUCK
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:19:17 No.6827731
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:19:17 No.6827731
He still is confident enough to stream online, and post videos about him. I'm too shy to do any of this; hell, I couldn't even record anything because I'm so fucking insecure of my voice
>w-welcome to l-let's p-play... fuck this
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:20:29 No.6827738
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:20:29 No.6827738
>>6827731
Why are you not confident enough to stream online?
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:20:33 No.6827739
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:20:33 No.6827739
>>6827731
>tfw rich full resonant voice (think freeman)
>capable microphone
>dont know how to start a podcast/yt series/voice act for random people
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54m50n !rFHRbO/sT.
05/08/13(Wed)09:20:48 No.6827742
54m50n !rFHRbO/sT. 05/08/13(Wed)09:20:48 No.6827742
I'm fat, self hating, boring, just a depressing person to be around in general
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:21:27 No.6827746
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:21:27 No.6827746
i've come to accept the fact that uglier people and people more "nerdy" (or whatever word works for a fucking WoW streamer) can and do get laid

I suggest that you guys do as well
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54m50n !rFHRbO/sT.
05/08/13(Wed)09:21:35 No.6827748
54m50n !rFHRbO/sT. 05/08/13(Wed)09:21:35 No.6827748
>>6827731
also, this. whenever I try to make a voice or video recording, I sperg the fuck out
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:22:12 No.6827752
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:22:12 No.6827752
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>>6827742
why are you self-hating?
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:22:59 No.6827758
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:22:59 No.6827758
That is one fucking cool story.
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:25:13 No.6827772
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:25:13 No.6827772
I honestly don't get what they see in him.
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:26:37 No.6827779
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:26:37 No.6827779
so, what's the story behind him?
other that he pump and dump a girl.
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:29:32 No.6827799
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:29:32 No.6827799
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Here's the point of this thread everyone:

If you think being neet, skinny, fat, ugly, living with your parents, palying world of warcraft, being a virgin, having a small penis, etc... is affecting your ability to attract women: you are wrong. It is entirely your personality.

This is a guy who is all of these above things, but still gets girls. You know why: because he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't care about these superficial traits, and it reflects in his personality.

Someone says he has a 4 inch penis, he says he has a 2 inch penis.
Someone says he's 16, he says he's 7.
Someone says he's a fag, he talks about how many dicks he sucks.

Learn that all girls care about is your personality, stop giving a fuck about anythign else, develop your personality to stop being such a self-loathing sad cunt, and you will attract girls. It's that simple
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:30:56 No.6827810
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:30:56 No.6827810
Why do you have so many gifs of this guy
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:31:06 No.6827813
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:31:06 No.6827813
>>6827779
He is just a guy who is the epitome of everything /r9k/ is - except that his peronsonality.

and his personality is all he needs to get girls.
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yemaya !!H15b/0vzduO
05/08/13(Wed)09:31:08 No.6827814
yemaya !!H15b/0vzduO 05/08/13(Wed)09:31:08 No.6827814
>>6827726
Not guys, girls. And he's physically attractive enough for lots of girls to not immediately go "EW OMG pervy neckbeard hitting on mi".
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:31:12 No.6827815
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:31:12 No.6827815
>>6827799
>personality
lel m8
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:32:25 No.6827825
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:32:25 No.6827825
>>6827815
If girls are not attracted to his personality, then what are they attracted to??
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:34:09 No.6827838
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:34:09 No.6827838
>>6827814
Here's he thing: he is pervy, and he is a neckbeard minus the neckbeard itself. Girls ignore this because it doesn't reflect in his personality
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:34:26 No.6827839
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:34:26 No.6827839
>>6827825

He's mildly attractive. I still don't understand it myself. I watched the youtube vid and he's acting like a retard. I honestly don't understand women at this point. Acting childishly and "alpha" gets you rewarded while acting responsible gets you punished. Worlds fucked up and we're all gonna die.
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:35:26 No.6827852
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:35:26 No.6827852
>>6827679 (OP)
>symmetric face
>looks like a douche
Sorry m8. That's the true bitchmagnet right there. Anything he says or does is pretty much irrelephant.
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:37:28 No.6827865
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:37:28 No.6827865
>>6827839
What's there not to understand - by actign like a retard, by telling a stranger everything wrong with him - he is showing her that he is 100% confident, and this is enough to get any girl interested in you
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Anonymous
05/08/13(Wed)09:37:38 No.6827867
Anonymous 05/08/13(Wed)09:37:38 No.6827867
>>6827852
What kind of asshat doesn't have a symmetric face??
"Yo that dude cant get girls he has both eyes on the same side of his head" - you
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