Eat ice cream for dinner.
Stay up all night watching cartoons.
Prank call your frie- oh.

I havent had a gf for 2 weeks I'm so alone xD

Go buy a pack of smokes and smoke them all in one sitting, or maybe go buy a cigar. I will admit that smoking is an enjoyable act and quite addictive, it's up to you to keep it in moderation. As for me, I haven't smoked anything in a year now.

play porn on your speakers

go wild

>everyone leaves house for whatever reason
>wasting precious alone time by leaving the house yourself
stupid

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I sure hope you have one of these. A body pillow. When I am alone. I pull out my cum pillows from under my bed and arrange them vertically on each other (make it look like a human).
>remove all clothes.
>turn all things that cause noise so I can hear my parents care driving into the driveway.
>silence
>begin fucking my 'body pillow'.
>have my arms wrapped around upper pillow first.
>fuck for 40 minutes now.
>pretend thinking of her voices.
>"Cum on me" I imagine she says
>wrap my arms around lower pillow to think its her ass cheeks.
>fuck it like a horse.
>screaming "UGH!.... Ough!.... fuuughuuughuuuck!.... YES!.... " like in the pornos.
>begin cum
>grab my cum rag and clean myself before I spread my cum like mayonnaise on bread.
>20 minutes later
>still alone
>repeat
>tfw no gf

>>7952649
I've never smoked, maybe I'll buy one.

>>7952615 (OP)
I dunno bro most days as a NEET living in my apartment I just wank it and watch animu

And NEET detective was really shitty by the way

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>>7952759
Buy a nice $5-$7 cigar mang. If you've never smoked I would suggest trying a brand called "Acid". They have a cigar called "Cold Fusion" that has a really nice mellow taste. They also have the Blondies, which are shorter and don't last as long. Either one is a good beginner cigar. If they don't have that brand, then just ask them what they would recommend. If you go to a gas station that sells nice cigars, don't bother asking them, just pick one that looks cool.

Throw a house party

>>7952815
>house party
I don't have any friends.

Start a fire, make new friends with the firemen.

Fuck a different escort every day.

>>7952615 (OP)
smoke weed
f-faggot

>>7953153
I have no friends. How would I get weed?

>>7953100
>fucking a whore
lol

If you smoke weed then buy some weed, lounge around the house playing the Beatles, Pink Floyd or anything else that you're into. Go outside for walks if there's a nice wooden area. Terrible suggestions because I have nothing to base it off other than what I would do.

>>7952615 (OP)

Drag mattress into living room and hook computer up to tv and make the whole house your slobcave, I always used to do this when I could get out of terrible family holidays

>>7955627
This.
Do this everytime I'm left alone at home (which is basically 24/6.

>>7955627
Oh fug that would be pretty cool, might do!