God damn you, we were supposed to have just a "simple Kwanzaa"

Chris was a normal person until he had sex with this asian girl, then he was psychologically Chen.

Having waited for hours at the line, Kress decided to wap out his pistol and shoot everyone. (line Kress, not sure if punctuation's allowed).

Bill was forced to decline. "Nah dude I'm gonna be chillan with my roomer and stuff, you kn-". He was cut off abruptly by the flying dildo.

roomer and
what the fuck is a roomer?

> Cepetelli , Sr

But sir I am not the man you seek, for I am Cepetelli Sr.

1. Asian women, schoolgirls, pregnant women

2. Furry, crossdressing, diapers, being dominated by a woman, sissification, lactation (breast milk)

3. Tweens (I hate myself for this), fembois, sucking a man off while crossdressing, cannibalism (nothing too extreme), incest (mother/son or father/daughter)

Adding another one:

1. Short, petite Korean woman with dat ass and dem tits. Short meaning 5'0" or less, under 100 pounds. Chinese and Thai of certain types are ok too. Think a Tila Tequila sized girl, only without being Tila Tequila.

2. Such a girl having some lip and cocky attitude.

3. Said girl also being able to take my length and width completely, so that its grossly bulging her throat or pushing up on her stomach, and reveling in it like a size queen, completely addicted to my cock and taking its cum.

>>10379173
Maybe you should be more open minded.
You're just cutting yourself off from 50% of your blowjob opportunities otherwise. :)

1. None.
2. Feet, legs, stockings, butts; only with a long-time sexual partner.
3. Shemales.

1.) I love me some tittyfucking.

2.) A little choking never hurt anyone.

3.) I like to eat my own cum. Not buckets of it, but I'll lick it off when I jack it on my own...

echo park/silver lake, los angelesfag here. lots of hot chicks creepin around. unfortunately theres a lot of mobidly obese / pregnant at 16 skanks too

Not a lot of sexy ladies 'round these parts. I'm an Okie, ya see. Mostly we just got the ol' frump.

>>10379074

LA is a giant petri dish sure the women are good looking but your bound to catch something from 1/3 encounters

>>10379214
right now I'm searching in tineye but if anyone knows anything it'd be much appreciated, I've dreamed about finding nudes of her forever. It'd be lovely other picture with a first shot of the face so I can confirm it's her or not.

>>10379244
damn you are paranoid

I am just now realizing that the dollar bill on that cover is just poorly shopped in there.

>>10379137
>>10379143


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Faith_%28album%29

OMFG Someone save that baby!!

>>10379176
i'm surprised that hasn't been asked before, i mean, we've all wondered

>>10379077
It's not hard to find photos of naked 16-year-olds that are legal. Just open up a medical book and/or google nudist sites.

>Op's face when he figures out he's friendzoned.

>>10379136
Try Sarah Blasko's "Planet New Year."

<3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADm41Aw3LXo

Nick Drake, fag.

>>10379115
RIGHT ON THE FOYER
ON THIS DARK DAY
RIGHT IN PLAIN VIEW OH YEAH

What a classy song.

Convulsing to your violent rhythm
Twisting and turning en utero
I'm out of my body and swimming through you
A nightmarish dream like a maze


Hit her with that saucy shit.

>>10379107
>I AM MENTALLY INCAPABLE OF USING MS PAINT TO CLEAR 3 SQUARES.

>I am the leader of a pack of dogs
>Some nigger dog eats before me
>I rip his throat out
Alpha As Fuck

Nope, your not alpah. your just a Douche

>>10379197
>Implying this isn't the same thing.

>>10379197
a douce fighting a douche

Fart

Fuck

Professional musician here.

E# only exists in certain key signatures. The rest of the time it's simply called F.

Goddamnit.

>intelligent
>obscure references

Well don't you reek of hipster? Making an obscure reference requires no intelligence, just a general familiarity with the obscure, which isn't mentally challenging or difficult.

Not that I'm arguing /r9k/ is smart. A year or two ago they/we were kind of smart as a board, but that has faded away over the course of the last several updates to 4chan.

>>10379159
>works at guitar center

Professional internet user here, you are a faggot.

>>10379222
Nice how you replace "knowledge" with "general familiarity".

You are mad because you are too low brow to compete with these postings bitch

Needs more of this Avatar shit!

List of OTC medications that will cause you to hallucinate, picture related.

Moar Zuko! more ZUTARA!

>>10378873
THIS, FUCKING THIS!

Captcha says "Available Pictures" Its asking for your available pictures of Zutara.

This thread musnt die.

You're a huge faggot please rape your face

>>10379201
I'm afraid this is not /b/. Please rape YOUR face.

the smiley face just makes the statement uncool, like you are trying to be some evil badass but you are just instead an angsty internet lurker

I admit it, I'm interested in seeing the collapse of society. I'd miss it, and want it back after the lightshow ended.

>>10379106


Are you saying that as a group men are better cooks than women as a group? If so provide evidence or SHUT THE FUCK UP

being right, women always think they are right and they only reason men don't argue them out of it is because women are so insecure they think they have to defend their point to the death

Not Op,
but I'm a chef, and i overview quite a few apprentices.
Anyway, Female apprentice chefs, and chefs in general are much more uncommon than men. They don't seem to hold up withe the pressure as well, and it isnt a great idea to have women in such a testosterone fueled environment. Sometimes female chefs are great, i've worked with some that have been fantastic at their job, and could definitely hold their own among the men. But next time i'm helping construct a crew, they probably won't be on my crew.

Yes, sometimes I add a bit myself though.

Who is that and why is her tongue out?

All the chubby chasers in here. I wish I knew where you lived. Let that sound as creepy as you like.

>>10379163
That makes me sad. Not the no pic part, that's your choice, but the fact that you hate your body. I can assure you that a fair number of us were loving what we saw.

>>10379186
Where do you live? What's an easy way to contact you?

>>10379186
I'd love to be stalked by a chubby chick :D

>>10379186
I choose to let that sound very creepy.

If you can find me, you can rape me.

>>10379152

>I never complained about anything.
>this thread weirds me out.

>>10379071
You'd be surprised. Ever see a guy linger just a second longer on you than anyone else? I bet you could throw lines at him. Men are just as afraid of rejection as women half of the time. But we very rarely will reject an offer meanly. At least not in public.

Also, I eat fat girls with small tits for breakfast. Just sayin'.

I admit that I have fucked some larger woman in my time. But I have never, never, never banged and apple shaped fatty. Apple woman have small saggy tits, huge guts and no ass. Absolute shit tier of attractiveness.

>>10379071
You are a waste. If you're gonna fat do it right whore.

The only girl I ever had sex with was a fat girl. Trying to find her vadge among the flab rolls was not a pleasant experience. Hit it about three times and never saw her again. That was three years ago, and I don't miss it one bit.

I had a shitty father that I don't "love".

because your stepkids are faggots who think if you weren't there to steal their mother away, there's a glimpse of hope for them to think that their parents could get back together, their father could change, and they have a happy family

stockholm syndrome stockholm syndrome stockholm syndrome stockholm syndrome stockholm syndrome stockholm syndrome stockholm syndrome stockholm syndrome stockholm syndrome stockholm syndrome block

Instincts do not coincide with rationality.

They're inclined to prefer their genetic parents due to instinct. Just as you're inclined to not care for them as an actual child.

Rape them, that'll show 'em who's boss.

of Langione

The captcha already knows this site well.