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What constitutes, for you, slutty clothing?
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Usually anything showing cleavage,bellybutton, or lower buttcheek
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basically all tight clothing and even loose fabric stuff like sweatpants that shows ass curvature
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>dat thigh gap
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slutty? what's that mean?
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1)Too tight. (visible camel toe/pantylines/nipples)
2)Too much skin (cleavage/thigh/belly/asscrack)
3)Fishnets.
4)Yoga pants outside a gym.
5)Extremely short skirt/pants with panty hose. You aren't fooling anyone.


That's about it.
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>>5978956
some girl that looks like my ex always wears yoga pants to class
dat ass gets me so hard
i miss my ex
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Those disgusting strappy sandals. They're either
A) a slut
B) wish they were a slut
C) would be a slut if they had the opportunity
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Clothing that attempts to make a woman attractive through crude sex appeal rather than making her look feminine or accentuating her figure while still being modest.
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>inb4 whores say there wear yoga pants simply because they're comfy
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Conservative clothes. The biggest sluts are the ones who pretend they're not.
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>>5978956
I agree accept on the yoga pants, sweet Jesus. They're technically not being slutty, just comfortable.

Right?
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Anything designed to gain sexual attention from others by accentuating features sexualized by your culture. If you don't know what body parts are sexualized in your culture, you are literally retarded.
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>>5978981
Those Muslim girls, man.
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A really short white pencil skirt
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>>5978956
80% of girls from my school wear yoga pants all the fucking time. I'm used to it now so boners are rare when I'm around them. It is how ever hard when walking behind them while going up stairs.
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That fucking thigh gap, bro.

Sweet merciful mother of Christ...
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>>5978984
Yoga pants are fuckin' kampfy, man. I'd wear them too if it was socially acceptable to wear them in public
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>>5978965

Yeah practically every girl wears yoga pants to class here. I don't mind it, but when they try to wear short shirts to obviously flaunt their ass off, their intentions change to being slutty.

I remember this one girl had some low cut shirt with her cleavage showing..and she put fucking baby oil on her tits. Everyone was just staring at her with pity when she walked in.
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>>5979024
Right, there are some that use a long jacket or something so it's not really to show off.
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by yoga pants you guys mean leggings? they are comfy, i love wearing them rather than jeans, although it does feel silly to me sometimes to just go out wearing leggings
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>>5979024
>she put fucking baby oil on her tits
wh... uh... what
who and why
what
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>>5979065
Makes them stand out more. Do you even porn?
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>>5979085
why would you do it outside of porn
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>>5979064

yes leggings.

and just because they are comfy doesnt give justification for being worn in public.

i think having no shirt on with my briefs is comfy, but obviously i cant just go out like that. well maybe on the beach.
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>>5979093
The same reason women do anything aside from breathing: For male attention.
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>>5979093

to instantly get male attention. however most males will just think youre trying too hard/slut and not bother taking you seriously.

i mean you might aswell just wear a sign that says "LOOK AT MY BREASTS".
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>>5979132
Isn't that basically cleavage?
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>>5979064
No, yoga pants are different from leggings. Yoga pants are tight comfy black exercise pants. Leggings are skintight thin fabric designed to be worn under a dress.
If you wear leggings as pants, you look somewhat silly, unless the shirt you're wearing is rather long.
You know those slighty-too-long-to-be-a-shirt but slighty-too-short-to-be-a-dress things? Those are fine with leggings I think. But if you're just wearing a regular t-shirt with leggings, it looks weird.

Also a lot of girls have leggings that look opaque in their lighting at home, but when they get under different lighting they're transparent, which is obviously embarrassing.
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>I just wear them for comfort, I swear!
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>>5979093
Some people like me and black people use oil instead of lotion on their bodies so it might not have just been on her tits.
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>>5979141
Some girls have breasts that are so perky/big they have cleavage in a regular scoop-neck shirt. So no. It's only slutty if it's obvious she's trying to make the titties a main focal point.

Rubbing reflective liquid on them does the trick.
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>>5979156
I should what, eat the booty? Stick my nose in that thigh gap?
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>>5979024
You should have hit that, what a slut! I'll bet she would do some freaky diky shit.
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>>5979156
To be fair, they ARE really comfortable, and more socially acceptable than wearing pajama bottoms or sweatpants. That legitimately is the main reason I wear mine.

Not going to pretend I don't like the looks of admitation my butt recieves, though.
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not walking around with your balls hanging out
>ladies my eyes are up here
>its so fucking comfortable.
>>5979119
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>>5979185
can we get some pix plz
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>That feel when no sundresses with straw hats
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>>5979119
But yoga pants are not leggings.
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>>5978871 (OP)
more lke pic related op! sexy as fuck!
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>>5979201
Sorry, I don't really have a folder of ass-in-yoga-pants self-shots lying around, and I am far too lazy to go put them on and take pictures right now

Besides, while my butt is nice, there are supermodel asses you can look at on google.
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>>5979233
>supermodel ass
>on google
>good
this is why women don't understand men
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>>5979141

yeah, except having baby oil is a higher slut level of showing cleavage.

0 = covered
1 = low cut, but no visible cleavage
2 = cleavage, but covered with sports bra.
3 = cleavage
4 = cleavage + baby oil = shining boobs
5 = full boobs +baby oil = porn slut

>>5979157

doesn't matter. you dont get ashy boobs lol. lotion I can understand, that's different. it's a moisturizer. baby oil is solely to make them look like they were dipped in fine honey. Do you put baby oil on your muscles during the summer? I don't even know black guys that do that shit.

i did once. then i felt like a man sult. never again
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>>5978970
>tfw you live in a hot location and everyone wears these
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>>5979203
Are you a man?
Do you think people look okay in those hats?
I've always wanted to wear a big floppy sun hat with my yellow sundress but I feel like I would look weird.
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>>5979233
I don't know if I'd be comfortable with people looking at my ass, I'd prefer them to look at my face.
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Is this too slutty?

I'm not used to wearing very short outfits but I'm losing lots of weight and I can't wait to wear otk and thigh high socks. <3
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Any clothing that forgoes comfort, practicality and style to be titillating.
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>>5979256
Nothing looks weird if you're pretty.
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>>5979252
It's people's perception of them. Vapid whores seem to think that these are "classy", even though they're barely a step above flip-flops. Some wear nice dresses when going out, only to ruin it with these because these are so fashionable and dressy~
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>>5979265
I don't think it's too slutty as long as there's only and inch or two between the thigh-highs and the dress. I'd have to imagine that if you have slim legs that'd also make it look non-slutty, whereas if you have thick womanly thighs it'll look sluttier.
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>>5979265
not slutty but it's basically begging to get the D
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>>5979265
I have a thing for modesty. I like the idea of keeping my wrists covered always, don't know why.

The thing is, I still really love this cute look with short skirts and knee high or longer socks.
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>>5979256
I don't particularly like that hat's design, but yes, I love sundresses.
I think like >>5978985. If I want to see girls showing a lot I can just walk around the city or look for lewd pictures online. So if you dress with style (and this doesn't mean ultra-expensive famous brand clothes, who cares about that), you will stand out more.
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>>5979274
That... is a very accurate statement.
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>>5979265
Not really, I think it's cute.
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1. Yoga pants.

2. Short shorts

3. Any type of clothing with writing on the butt of it

4. Short skirts

5. Clothing which shows any part of the breasts

fin
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>>5979265

It depends on your body. If you have thick thighs then yes it's slutty. If you have skinny legs then no.

It's the same as how nobody cares if some girl with A cup boobs shows cleavage..because nothing is really there.

If a K cup girl showed cleavage, she'd probably have guys over her like flies on shit.
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>>5979265
you'd look like one of many hipster chicks on a uni campus wanting to look different by dressing really fancy
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it's really hard to say. my thoughts on whats a 'slut' really changed after i read this book.

it is like, who cares?
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>>5979316
>Hipsters
>Dressing fancy
Pick none.
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i own a pair of shorts with "SLUT" written on the ass. im embarassed to wear them in public but theyre like sooooooo comfortable
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>mfw girlfriend wears yoga pants
>mfw she also wears leggings as pants
>mfw she wears short shorts in summer
>mfw she wears tank tops

I fucking hate it.
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Anything that shows too much skin or is too tight. And that being said, none of the girls here should be asking what this board thinks of clothing cause warped views and all.
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>>5979256
I would ask you to marry me.
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>>5979309
How are yoga pants slutty whatsoever? Same could be said for tight jeans or leggings. The girl doesn't reveal anything. She's just wearing something that is conforms to her body. Problem?
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>>5979340
What's wrong with tank tops, depends on how you use them.

>>5979352
They really highlight the butt and maybe the crotch.
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>>5978936
So what is a girl supposed to wear if she can't wear tight or loose clothes?
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>>5979352
>The girl doesn't reveal anything. She's just wearing something that is conforms to her body. Problem?
Ah, so you have equated sluttiness to revealing too much flesh.

No. Sluttiness is what is inappropriately sexually provocative. And if you believe that clothing which molds to the entire lower portion of the body and demonstrates it exactly isn't sexually provocative, I question your sense.
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>>5979313
well, I'm aiming for really skinny legs but I naturally have really thick thighs, butt, and wide hips. I'm too embarrassed to wear stuff like this because I don't want it feeling too sexy, I like the innocent aspect to it.

>>5979316
I don't really fit in with hipsters but they do dress kind of cute, I think, so it's not a bad thing. I just like feminine dresses and I have a huge thing for legwear. If it means I'd look cute to cute boys and girls, then it would be even better. I normally feel kind of like an old lady or something because I have semi antiquated tastes. Hipsters don't seem so bad after all.
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>>5979369
>I naturally have really thick thighs, butt, and wide hips.
Hnnng
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>>5979358
It's the only fucking thing she wears. Low enough to see her breasts and when she bends over, you can see right down it.
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>>5979352

Yes, how would wearing something that conforms so tight to your body that it makes your pussy visible be considered slutty?. I mean it's not technically revealing it, must be ok!

I'm going to put tape around my erect boner. I mean it's totally okay because they aren't actually seeing my cock!

whores make me laugh
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>>5979369
for certain guys innocent and sexy are the same, just saying
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>>5979369
Christ, you sound like my ideal.
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>>5979358
But can someone please explain to me what the fuck girls can wear then? Basically you're saying that if it's cold, girls can wear baggy jeans. If it's summer, girls can only wear dresses pretty much (but not too short of course, then she's a slut.) Please show me what kind of attire you find acceptable because I can't understand how every girl I know other than the girl that wears a baggy sweatsuit and rolls her backpack around on campus dresses like a slut according to you people.
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>>5979369
Honestly you shouldn't be taking fashion advice from /r9k/
It's really hard for a thin girl to look slutty.
Honestly even if your hips are wide, if your waist and breasts are small you can pull this off.
Legwear is adorable, dress however you want ladyfriend.

I love dresses and stockings a lot too
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>>5979369
>tfw huge tits
>tfw you will never be a perfect, innocent angel
>tfw they literally get in the way of life
>tfw have to put my car up on 2 jacks at once to work on it and i'm always afraid one will slip out and ill be crushed
>tfw can barely reach my keyboard
>tfw when laying down on my stomach, my tits bulge out and smoosh my face
is there a such thing as titty reduction surgery?
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>>5979369
>tfw too voluptuous to pull off qt clothes. ;-;
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>>5978984
They're only comfortable if you plan on swinging your leg around behind your back or something.

There is no reason to wear those in classroom setting.
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>>5979393
Yeah, I kind of love the idea of someone who likes innocence and modesty that way. Maybe even picking out outfits for me so I look cute but not too slutty or anything. I really really don't like feeling inappropriate. That's why I don't wear things like this now, I feel like my bottom and legs make it too... sensuous? I dunno but I don't like the attention. When I have skinny legs, I feel like it will be a lot cuter.
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>>5979403
You know this girl probably weighs 400lbs right?
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>>5979431
>is there a such thing as titty reduction surgery?
Are you serious? Yes.
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>>5979431
>>5979437

>bit tits
>deliciously voluptuous

Put your number in my phone
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>>5979431
Are you actually retarded? Yeah of course there's fucking breast reduction surgery you dimwit.
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>>5979369
Why not also think more about what you yourself like, instead of others? Not 100%, of course, but if you like the antiquated look go ahead I'd say.
Although I'm probably saying this because it's what I like the most. What can I say, of course looking at someone who dresses slutty is hot, but they're objectifying themselves since one thinks more about fucking them than about how they are as persons.
Of course I'm not saying wear a fucking hijab, either.
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>>5979431
Of course there is. You obviously aren't a girl.
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>>5979447
Goddamn, you sound so adorable. Too bad probably none of this is true.
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>>5979427
I was thinking loli would suit me really well, I'm just afraid of the attention it attracts. I'm really shy.

>>5979431
There is, actually. I know a girl who get it and she looks amazing, they made them perfect and they suit her tiny frame a lot better now. My boobs are fairly small, if my waist didn't come in so much, I'd look like a spoon all the time but my hips are too wide for my shape to ever be an hour glass.
>tfw you will never look like a cute 12 year old ever again
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>>5979437
What? You can pull of cute and be well-endowed. Its just a matter of wearing shirts that don't show off cleavage. And not wearing clothes that are too form fitting. Then again, this is probably a troll post. As is most of the qt grill posts in here.
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>>5979467
>what you yourself like

Except that's impossible, because what she likes is strictly based on how she wants others to view/like her.

Please take that feminist mumbo jumbo to the garbage.
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>>5979420
Listen. Most modern women dress and look like sluts, and this can be accepted pretty much as a brute fact. By attempting to not look like a slut, I'm sure in your girl world, you are going to be going against the curve and be looking unfashionable.

But imagine what this woman's full outfit looks like.

This is a woman I could immediately respect and take immensely seriously because she is putting forth no pretentions to slutty sexuality and seems like she wants to be viewed as a person with a mind and opinions and sentiments.

THIS is what I want to see the modern woman wearing. In fact, perhaps in a very subconscious way, I automatically select just these types of women BECAUSE they appear unslutty. So automatic is my rejection of the typical slutty looking person that it's all the more easy to recognize the person who is respectable.
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>>5979420
I don't know, haven't thought much about this whole topic. I guess it's mostly very revealing or tight clothing.
For example, short skirts, they are cute and all, but how to sit down without showing everything? Doable but pretty hard.
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>>5979496
Show me a shirt that isn't form fitting, cute, and doesn't show cleavage.
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>>5979496
Pretty much every shirt shows off cleavage if you have bigger breasts. I don't have this problem (32C) but my friend who is a 36D does. Shirts can have lower necklines on me and they'll look fine, but in anything that doesn't go below the collarbones she'll have cleavage.
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>>5979447
not even gonna lie, dressing casually and how you carry yourself does a lot more for appearing innocent and modest than frilly skirts or long skinny legs.

One of the cuter girls I've met was cute simply because of her smile and character
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>>5978871 (OP)


You know they call those things mumble shorts dont you OP?

You can see the lips move but cant quite make out what the cunt is saying.
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>>5979505
I don't even know what this thread is about, but holy fuck, is that a Casio CFX-400?

9999/10, would wife and love tenderly until the day I die.
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>>5979431
I don't think it's necessarily bad. It just most girls with big tits do try to show them with cleavage and such, since they know guys love them.
I think it's a question of attitude, not of your body.
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>>5979505
Exactly.

Except for that god damn nigger watch she's got on OUTSIDE HER FUCKIGN HOODIE WHAT THE FUCK

>2013
>WAERING A WATCH
>NOT PULLING OUT YOUR CELLPHONE TO CHECK LE TEIM.
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>>5979537
>likes watch
>>5979542
>doesn't like watch

Therefore, we observe that the matter of watches, is relative.
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>>5979486
FIRST OF ALL ,IT'S NOT "LOLI". IT'S FUCKING "LOLITA". JESUS CHRIST, IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU. "COSPLAY/ELEGANT FUCKING GOTHIC LOLITA". SECOND OF ALL, IT'S RETARDED AND YOU'RE A FAGGOT. I HATE YOU
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totally naked is slutty, especially in public
if it were the middle east, anything more than hands and eyes is slutty.

let women wear whatever they want to wear, men can wear what they want, furries too.
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>>5979542

>over 22
>not wearing a watch to pretend you have class and are a sophisticated member of society
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>>5979539
The only thing that doesn't show cleavage is a tee shirt. It can't be helped. Thanks.
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>>5979557
>libertarianism
>libertarinismblox
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>>5979542
>LE TEIM.
Kill yourself.
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>>5979505
I'd say it's a high chance she's wearing yoga pants.
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>>5979542
You dodecanigger, that's a scientific calculator watch that's been discontinued for decades (they all have). It goes for a couple hundred easily on eBay.
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>>5979499
What? What feminist garbage?
I said that it is always going to be influenced by others, in lesser or greater degrees, but you don't have to go pleasing other people.
Precisely, the thing with people who dress slutty, is that most of them want (sexual) attention, hence they dress that way.
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>>5979454
I'm average height/weight, I just have a thicker bottom half, it's just my body shape. :/

>>5979467
I guess I'm just really self conscious a lot. I would actually wear a lot of middle eastern garb while out desert hiking, I think there's something beautiful about sort of dressing to suit my environment. Long flowing, light fabrics in the desert, in browns and whites. Same goes for beaches, blues and beiges and such. Natural tones in multiple layers when out and cute outfits in cities and such.

>>5979484
lol I'm real, silly goose.
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>>5979505
I wear a sweatshirt and jeans everyday. I have 32DD boobs. You can clearly see that I have large breasts despite the fact that I wear a sweatshirt unless I want to wear a sports bra every day. I wear skinny jeans/jeggings because they are comfortable and go with everything. Am I a slut? Do I look like a slut? Because I've never been described as one.
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>>5979431
theres a magical thing called a jackstand
use one it will save your life
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>>5979584
>lol I'm real, silly goose.
Then what type of wedding ring would you prefer?
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i don't like those crop top things everyone seems to be wearing. trashy as fuck

i prefer clothing like >pic related
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>>5979552
I've been lurking /cgl/ for years and actively participate in a lot of the loli community. They call it loli, too. The only people that freak out in all caps about it are weirdos. It's okay, it's not a big deal. Breathe.
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>>5979575
No way, that wouldn't fit at all. Think of the bizarre area of her body where the end of her hoodie-shirt ends and where the yoga pants would begin. That just wouldn't look right.

I bet she's wearing jeans. I bet a cool girl like I've posted right there is wearing jeans. If that girl that I've posted right there was wearing jeans, well, well I suppose I would really like it if she was wearing jeans..

>>5979589
>jeans
NO.

I probably wouldn't think that you are no.
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>>5979608
That shirt is barely covering anything but her nipples.
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>>5979505
>>5979505
Seriously though, who is that? Where did you get that picture? I want this woman in my life.
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>>5979608
That top is fucking awful.
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>>5979265
>those heels
Pls no
it'd be cute if she wasn't wearing hooker shoes
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>>5979584
>I think there's something beautiful about sort of dressing to suit my environment. Long flowing, light fabrics in the desert, in browns and whites. Same goes for beaches, blues and beiges and such. Natural tones in multiple layers when out and cute outfits in cities and such.

You sound very artistic! I have never thought about it like that. Ever think about designing clothes?
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>>5979579
while that was actually interesting to know and I'm not that anon

why wear it on your jumper instead of on your wrist
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OP, I think you need to reword your question to better reflect real world/life experiences.

How old are you and hat constitutes, for you, slutty clothing?
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>>5979628
The crippling coincidence of it all is that that woman I posted there who I surmise to be wearing jeans is a woman that a robot on this very board posted in a "woman you are in love with" thread or whatever some months ago.
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>>5979622
YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING, WHORE.
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>>5979608
you could get away with this perhaps if you were living in the days of pirates where wenches wore such low-cut tops
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>>5979584
Well all right, when I said dress as you like, I only meant not using clothes based on other people's opinions, which would just derive in not having a personality or opinion of your own.
Always a balance, like in everything. I'm not going to wear a fedora and fingerless gloves, you see.
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>>5979630

only part of the outfit i don't really like.

jeans/leather jacket/nice shirt + flats is a god tier combo though.
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>>5979589
Goddamn I fucking hate jeans. Not because of any particular reason, I just don't like how they look, so it's just a weird (dis)taste.
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All of you guys are faggots. I hope you all die alone and miserable.
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>>5979622
The idea seems nice but it's overdoing it. I prefer something more simple.
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>>5979663
>I'm not going to wear a fedora and fingerless gloves, you see.
What about a trenchcoat, a belt only slipped through half the loops so it hangs down one leg, and a cane used purely for aesthetic purposes?
You could be the ultimate sperglord
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>>5979636
that and look how fucking inconvenient it would be to actually check the time, the display is on the side of her wrist and not the side facing her either

wtf is going on
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>>5978871 (OP)

>mfw "yoga" pants

Almost nobody who wears them does any yoga. there's no yoga to be done at uni or the store or on the street.

Men should start wearing the male equivalent, get some package outline rocking, let them see the individual grapes and the shaft, because it's just a comfort thing, right?
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>>5979676
Pls anon tell me what I'm supposed to wear then. Because apparently I can't wear leggings or jeans or skirts or shorts or dresses. So basically that eliminates everything that is sold in clothing stores today.
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>>5979689
I'll even buy a monocle and leave my mustache.
Thanks for the recommendation! I'll be surrounded by girls in no time.
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>>5979650
What's more, for me in particular, and I say this without speaking for any mother men, there is little that I find more personally appealing in a woman than one who is wearing a leather jacket with jeans, having her hair done up, in true 80s fashion. I really don't know what I find so deathly appealing when I walk by a woman who is wearing something like this, but I feel an immediate connection to her and like I could talk to her about the Ramones or something.

>>5979698
WEAR JEANS.
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>>5979709
not any mother men, but any other men*

what a horrible error
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>>5979707
Don't forget cologne made of your own ball sweat.
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>>5979698
What? No, why would I think anything bad of people wearing them? I just don't like the clothes themselves, not sure why.
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i don't care about kristin stewart either way as a person but i like her fashion sense.
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>>5979650
Well fuck.
>>5979636
Who knows. It's a bit odd, but not really a huge deal.
>>5979690
The watch band is probably larger than her wrist, causing it to slide a bit because the watch face weighs more and is naturally attracted downwards by gravity.
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>>5979730
implying you don't regularly wank off to her dat jawline
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>>5979739
>The watch band is probably larger than her wrist,

ah that would probably explain her wearing it on her jumper
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>>5979698

Lol, don't listen to him. You can wear all that shit.

If you're going to wear jeans, wear skinny jeans, not jeggings. Just because they look better.

Shorts have to cover you're entire ass or they're slut short.

Skirts should be longer than shorts.

Dresses are totally fine.
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>>5979622
I'm no expert, but I think there's a pretty big difference between loli and lolita. The former generally being the term I use in hentai dump sites.

Just saiyan. It could confuse someone one day.
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>>5979623
I see chicks all the time wearing big shirts with yogas, sure you're pretty much talking about a girl you made up in your mind, but the one in the picture most definitely wears yoga pants.
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>>5979698
Sweat pants are acceptable.

The world would be a lot better if everyone just wore sweatpants.
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>>5979623
It's a tight fitted hoodie, I'd imagine it's fitted nicely around her waist. I've seen women wear full zip up cute hoodies like that and yoga pants. It's adorable more than anything. Not the person you're replying to by the way.
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>>5979800
They're nice I agree, but too informal.
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>>5979603
skip the ring and let's take a neat trip with the money

or if you want some symbol, I'd prefer a gemstone, maybe. A sapphire maybe? haha or something unique, or an antique. I dunno. It's totally cute thinking about this. <3

>>5979632
I agree, I would prefer a shorter heel but probably in the same brown.

>>5979634
I dunno that I could design but I think I could have a lot more fun with clothes when I feel less shy and self conscious. I have been considering taking up sewing, though. It would be interesting to start making my own clothes. It would eventually lead to design. That would be a blast, I'd modernize all sorts of old styles and incorporate things like regional and environmental functionality. I mean, in the desert, why shouldn't I cover and protect myself from the harsh environment rather than try to look normal in jeans and stuff. I guess it's still adjusting to your environment. I dunno, I like being outside and I prefer to feel a part of everything rather than like some hiker making my way through it, yanno?
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>>5979787
big shirts maybe, but that girl isn't wearing a shirt. it has a zipper for crying out loud, a zipper! imagine how bizarre that would look. do this with me now: imagine a girl wearing slutty yoga pants irresponsibly in the public view -- you have the image in your mind? -- now imagine the same woman wearing a hooded sweatshirt or whatever that ends in a zipper. don't you see how that's just strange? no way.

>>5979807
no way.

jeans. i bet you 20 bucks she's wearing jeans. she wouldn't wear yoga pants. not a woman I'VE saved the image of. she wouldn't do that to me. heh-heh, not even her.
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>>5979800

i only wear sweatpants around the house...way too bogan/casual to wear around uni.
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>>5979821
Fuck everything you say is like a stab in my heart reminding me I'll never actually meet a person like this.
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>>5979340
Since you're presumably unwilling to use negative reinforcement ("you dress terribly"), you could try positive reinforcement: Try getting her into a situation where she'll choose to wear something decent (say, taking her to a nice restaurant where she feels compelled to wear a dress--this of course depends on how you actually want her to dress, so you'll have to figure out the specifics for yourself) and make sure to tell her how much you like the way she's dressed. Say something that sounds natural coming from you, and if you can, make it something that will resonate with her--"you look so feminine in that dress", for example, if she's the type that wants to be thought of as feminine. If nothing changes even after a few times of doing this, just dump her. It's been said that all that's necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing, and if you continue to date a girl who dresses like that, you'll be one of those men.
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>>5979779
Lolita is making your self look like a underage girl who wants the D

so the sentence "I go to cons wearing lolita"

can be translated to "I go to cons wearing clothes to make look like a sexually enticing little girl"
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>>5979779
I understand that but lolitas themselves often refer to the style as loli. I only said it out of habit. It's never been a big deal on cgl or egl.
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>>5979846
dat poorly constructed argument from analogy
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>>5979821
>doesn't want the most important symbol of a wedding to be traditional.

C'mon... I can't even... Just... I'm disappointed...

captcha: cried eatibro
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>>5979821
In case you're not a troll, what activities do you generally partake in?
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>>5979862
>Wanting to arbitrarily spend thousands of dollars on a ring as "symbolism"
pls
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>>5979826
It may look strange to you.
I know you haven't been out for a couple years and all, but yoga pants have no restrictions, bitches will wear anything, because it doesn't matter when the curvature of their ass is showing. Wearing a zippered hoodie over yoga pants has no symbolic meaning other than the one you created and contain in your mind alone.
Not everyone thinks like you.
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I like yoga pants because butts
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>>5979860
Any woman wearing a dress/skirt obviously wants to get boned.

If they didn't, they'd wear something protective like jeans.
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>>5979431
>have to put my car up on 2 jacks at once to work on it and i'm always afraid one will slip out and ill be crushed
Please tell me you mean you lift the car using two jacks at two separate points on the frame, and not that you lift one jack off the ground with the other one.
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>>5979431
Can't you just poke them with a needle and squeeze them out a bit?
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>>5979826
jfashion?

>>5979841
I'm sure you will, I'm nothing special. I feel sort of ordinary, so maybe lots of girls feel this way. Good luck anon! :)

>>5979846
I don't mind that so much. I like lolita as a fashion thing but I also kind of like feeling little girl-ish separately from that. Lolita doesn't suit it so much unless you're feeling victorian or something. When I feel little girlish, I'd probably opt for more along the other styles I was posting. Tulle skirts, long socks, light colors, modest, cute outfits.

Lolis go to cons wearing full garb just because they like having a place where they can be accepted rather than mocked or ridiculed. After all, loli isn't the weirdest thing you see at cons.

>>5979862
I would love traditional, silly. The antique wedding ring would be perfect. I just have weird feelings about diamonds and the way things are now, but taking something old feels more like just repurposing.

>>5979875
I see both points of view. The love is the most important part, imo.
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>>5979877
NOT that girl i posted though. look at her.

let's take a mutual look at her again.

are you looking?

do you see that deftly intelligent smile she eyes? what about the thick sort of eyes that have been saddened by experience, and how she evidently wants some sort of lighthearted friendship with people that will treat her with the right amount of delicacy -- now such a woman, such a woman would not wear yoga pants. it wouldn't even be in her mental vocabulary to do such a thing. at no point in the day would she be such a person as to say to herself "there is need of me now to wear yoga pants, for of all the selections of pantaloon that it is in my arsenal to equip myself with, yoga pants will do just this delicate job which i am requiring today.'

i would hate her for it.

REALLY hate her for it.

and so you see it is established. That she could not be wearing yoga pants, for it is not befitting her character. That she would never think to wear them, because it would not suit the needs which she is imminently displaying via her face and poise in that image.

i don't not know of such a woman to be capable of yoga panting.

and i know that we have now reached our point of splendid agreement.

good day sir.

i said good day.
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>>5979946
smile she has*
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>>5979941
>I'm nothing special. I feel sort of ordinary
That's exactly what's so goddamn adorable.
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>>5979946
You're hopeless.
I seriously hope you're ruffling my feathers, you fucking autist.
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>>5979338
>i own a pair of shorts with "SLUT" written on the ass. im embarassed to wear them in public but theyre like sooooooo comfortable
Why do you even own something like that?
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>>5979980
This, whereas some cheap, common sluts think they are princesses.
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>>5979505
>THIS is what I want to see the modern woman wearing
>hoodie and calculator watch
pls no
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>>5979987
hopeless you say? by colpepper, heavens no. i sincerely believe that that woman would not be wearing yoga pants, and my previous bet stands firm: i lay on the line 20 fine smackers over the matter of her not being such a person as to wear yoga pants, and i am so convinced of it that there isn't a sliver of doubt in my mind.

if i was her, listen to this now -- if i was her, i would not wear yoga pants.

what do you think of that?

surely you can't think she's wearing yoga pants now.

>>5979998
to be honest with you i didn't even notice the watch until all you people pointed it out

FOR SO AMAZED was i by her poise and countenancethat the matter of her left wrist was entirely lost to me
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>>5979941
>I'm nothing special. I feel sort of ordinary, so maybe lots of girls feel this way.
You are anything but the ordinary.
The girls that we've been complaining about are the ordinary.
They are the ones who desperately try to substitute their lack of any actual personality or value with shallow and occasionally grotesque sex appeal.
You are the one who just wants to be a cute little person with adorable fashion sense and interests in adorable things.
You are the one that feels modest about such things, only adding to your cute little persona.
Please keep doing exactly what you're doing.
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>>5978871 (OP)
If I wanna wear slutty clothing I put on a goodnite under my panties, or I wear a black VS thong just above my jeans. <3

Pic related, but not me.


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