Has anyone here actually gotten a girl to camwhore for them other than just saying how to do it?

(the blind leading the blind)

>>7576642
I see. So all I have to do is fling in a compliment here and there. I already have the cute guy thing going for me.

I've had girls send me pics of their asses.

Oh and this one time this lesbo bitch did a full show for me. I didn't have to ask for anything. That was cool.

This bitch whore once told me she was a camwhore and I asked why she didn't camwhore for me.

Her reply "because what you'd think of me matters".

I don't know what's worse; that she was a camwhore or that she wasn't a camwhore with me.

>>7577251
oh lol friendzoned, nice going chump

guy at work just like this guy, heis a constant source of lols. racist as fuck too. story.. he was guarding a grocery store, and these asshats came along.. he asks them what they are doing...they say wandering...he replies.. GO WANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE. a quote.. i would murder all the junkies and have a good nights sleep afterwards. he hates junkies.. ironically his name is skip.

LOL, all the sheriff deputies gave me rides and bought me coffee.

BILL IS CHICAGO TED.

>>7577372

This.
Anything that makes EBM cry is an issue that must be solved.

MY MAMA DIED MY MAMA DIED

Oh, awesome. Spreading cancer from /b/ to /r9k/ awesome, anon. WE'LL KILL THEM WITH CANCER!
LOOK AT MY DOUBLES!! :)

>>7577455
postingina/b/threadon/r9k/

>>7577455
Obey the laws of the internet, /b/. This man won fair and square. Doubly so if this gets doubles. The only way for you to counter this is for any /b/tard to get doubles ONLY WITH THEIR NEXT POST.

Oh, did middle school let out already? Jeeze, time does pass quickly these days doesn't it.

>>7577461
Dude. The only option is to rape her harder and more unexpectedly than she raped you.

Look on the brightside.
Your roommate is insanely in love with you.

You can't possibly get a more devoted lover than that, could you?
Maybe this is for the best?

1. Tell your girlfriend
2. Girlfriend accepts this
3. Have two girlfriends

>>7577489
This. Take advantage of it. Demand blowjobs every day and make sure she knows you wear the pants.

dude here, got a girlfriend thats like that, except she's more of a video/anime geek, than video games

>seeking the perfect girl
this i can understand, everyone wants
>on 4chan
YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>7575693
here is an original comment.

>>7577321
4chan needs to quit with the gore(the real stuff, manga shit is whatever), it's not funny, like at all. It's not snarky, it's not a statement. It's just foul, get the hell out you 15 year old prick.

Ohh, I'm definitely this.

I adore video games, and card games, and just hanging out, but I love taking walks and exploring and stuff too. And fishing! Mmm! I love fish. 8D

Why do Greeks (and Slav-Macedonians) still believe in the subjective antiquitiy of their nation? Modern day Greeks are in no way direct descendants of the 'Greeks' form antiquity. For that matter, a lot of Greeks living in Greek Macedonia are descendants of Turkish speaking Christians. The idea of continuity is a blatant lie propagated by Greek nationalists in the past two centuries (as all forms of nationalism do for that matter, Macedonian, Bulgarian etc.) The geographical region of Macedonia was mainly inhabited by Slav-speaking peasants (who did not see themselves as national Macedonians as FYROMs do nowadays) before its incorporation in the Bulgarian, Serbian and Greek nationstates after the Balkan wars, but other groups include the Turks, Greeks, Jews, Gypsies and Vlachs. Greek history has tried to forget its ethnically diverse past because it did not suit political claims.

But truth be told, modern Greek history is fascinating. I'm especially interested in the Macedonian struggle and the civilwar (blaming Greek grandmother for this).

And thanks for winning WW2 for us by diverting German forces destined for the invasion of Russia :3.

And to add a question; how do you like Rotting Christ's cover of Diamanda Galas' 'Orders from the dead'?

Hot damn, man, you've got an awesome view. Enjoy your swim.

>>7576878
June is probably the raddest time to go to Toronto. But in August is the actual Greek days celebration

>>7577342

TELL ME ABOUT IT. Nobody's an original greek anymore, not just biologically due to mixing with other populations, but fucking ideologically. Except greeks used to be lazy fucks brainwashed by nationalisation and needing their daily fix of celebrity news to stay alive and bitch about everything.

But fascism is rampant. We had the advantage of being born after the vastest civilisation in europe, possibly the world. And that feeds an already huge ego.
Honestly, we're much more Bulgarian or Russian than greek around here. My grandma is Pontiac-Russian, came from Odesse. Grandfather is clearly Slav. My fathers parents are truly greek, but from an island that underwent centuries of italian occupation. I myself am clearly caucasian with only the slightest tan, inevitable really through all that sun, and 1m 94cm, brown haired. Go judge.

And thank you, Russians, for helping drive of the Bulgarians and Italians. And sorry for us biting your hand after your help and sending 5000 soldiers to take the southwest part of your country.
5000 men which you clearly annihilated with zero strain.
And thanks for having Lenin and Trotsky.
Russians are tru bros

>>7577369
Oh my swim is over, went there hours ago, after the lessons. i can still taste the salt :3

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>>7577418
I love those people. Make the dumb cunts who studied for 12 hours feel worthless.

>>7577083
Let's not forget the fines you get for having the fire brigade get called out on a false alarm.

>>7577434

no the thing is im very attractive and have been fighting off advances from girls all year. THIS IS THE ONE I WANT THOUGH

im not as insecure as the average channer. Ive been described as "hawt" and i know i look damn good. This chick also stares at me MORE THAN YOUD THINK. Its very noticeable but you know you cant look at her so i just have to wait and pretend like im paying attention to the prof when i can clearly see her ogling me from the side.

I just dont have an in with this girl. I know none of her friends, havent talked to her, and havent seen her outside of that class

One thing I fucking hate.
Black people.
Not all black people mind.
The ones that think they are in a 50 cent video and dress all gangsta with pants sagging and sit in chairs with a gangsta lean whilst trying to compile the example java program the professor put on the course site.
Same goes for goths or any other kind of faggot that wants to stay "true" to their scene though they are obviously there to learn.

That fucking quiet guy who never talks to anyone.

Goddamnit pisses me off. Just sits there all class and doesn't talk to anyone.

>>7576154

>matze

you named a rabbit after poor jew bread

supbloxingmootsgaijinfilter

>>7577460
you got thrown into a garbage can?
holy fuck dude :/

I miss my mommyblox.

>>7577485
PARENTS LIKE THIS SHOULD DIE

I remember going on Ogrish and thinking gore was cool.

I miss being 14.

it was the thread about how /r9k/ is better than /b/ that loured them in. those little butthurt pranksters

>>7577465
No on on /r9k/ says normalfag. Get back to /b/ please. I also see minimal rage-sage bullshit. Please, just stop.

We are. By 5 butthurt /b/tards.

>>7577479
>loured
Also, I wouldn't say the mouthbreathers who go on /b/ these days were pranksters.

This is most certainly relevant to my interests.

fbf is gay

What is this racist faggotry?

/b/ is for underagers who love to play the redtube game again and again with no knowledge that they're actually in an international circle jerk, literally.

/r9k/ is more like Opera for guys. Just when every non-mainstream idea seems to be beaten to death via pedantry, lo and behold, an anon pulls another riveting thread out of nowhere. And yeah, there is a lonely tone in /r9k/ but it's also mixed with a happy vibe, whereas /b/ can't come to reality that they're staring at the same thread(s) as two to three years ago.

>>7576596

board is with retards on 4chan which most filled.

This is a statement I whole heartedly support

>your

Go somewhere else, please. Just leave /r9k/

Nice.

just.... nice

OH YES HELL YES

>>7577370
this


those are bedsores you tards.

>>7577458
How the fuck do you get those?

I mean, he isn't fat enough to be sleeping 24/7 without movement.

>>7577475

I remember one story about drug users in russia who were hooked on Tianeptine and didnt move from their mattresses where they were squatting for like 2 months... There were pics of their backs which were completely blackened and ripping off.

I think this is what happened

na maikavi putkata bump

but with a population of 300 million

attractiveness is subjective, faggots, save your butthurt

just shut up and read this
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tobyyoung/100026507/poll-is-wrong-americans-are-not-the-most-attra
ctive-people-in-the-world/

ITT Non-Americans are fucking CRYING about their loss and trying to rationalize it.

Hahaha, cry more, faggots.

U-S-A wins again. Peace out.

Most beautiful AND most hideous? you can have the title.lol