Nobody has said this before.

this comment is not original, bump

Cos we told him to throw chicken nuggets at a girl from a tree. He did it.

>>8572936
sup /b/rother
check it out, no porn ads. how weird is that?

this is new to me. no porn ads

what's up with this goddamn mute "feature"?

moot generally hates /b/ and all that is has become

I crush them, mix them together, and inject.

I WANT ALL THE PILLS

Chaos. trolling. whining.

AND SCIENCE!

moot is being a faggot. Same as usual, nothing new.

It appears they're having a baw moment and need a reality check.

Apparently some people from /r9k/ are mad that /sci/ exists? wtf?

Am I poplar yet?

tall

>>8572212

Yes, and women themselves are often the chief enforcers of ridiculous self-image standards.

As a guy you don't have to be a model, you don't have to be perfectly healthy... (aka coke habit thin), you don't even have to use all that much make up. Just don't transfer all of your dislike of yourself onto me and I'll do my best to avoid doing that to you. We probably already have enough hurdles to get over we don't need that shit to also get in the way of a relationship.

For every guy who talks shit about how a girl looks there's five women that do it as much or more.

Could we get tits, vagoo, dehumanization, and the whole tears thing all in on picture? That would really be a turn on.

for anyone confused:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fattychan

Troll or not, this is really stupid. She's on 4chan, what the hell does she expect? That we would say she was beautiful and that she was a perfect girl for posting tits on this site? YEAH OKAY. This is seriously her own fault. I didn't actually see the pictures myself, but we, and I quote, 'destroyed her humanity and womanhood for no real reason whatsoever.' Well, she's on 4chan, consider those both gone if she was here for more than a minute or two.

>>8573382


agreed 100%. >>8572896

> How does it feel
> feelsgoodbro.jpg

He lufs us

>moot treats you people like toys for his own amusement now

I wish he would do that IRL :3

>>8573369
It takes you back to the thread you just replied to,, instead of the main page.

OP is a nationalist irl. Sucker.

Oh well, we can always camwhore and post our dicks.

bees use tape backup

bees is ready for anything

>>8573270
>internet is bees

Normal bees, dog-propelled bees, or INVISIBEES?

>>8572172

It's 18+, so I think tits such as the above.

>>8572027

Yes, /r9k/ likes tits, but then the girl that has them will get tired of your clingy, over-emotional, feminine bullshit, then stop talking to you as much. You proceed to make a 1200 word post about it on /r9k/, and get 300 replies from tripfags who want to get a mention on ED, and people who are trolling you.

>>8572419
/thread.

Everyone needs to read this post to understand why moot brought us here.

post more?

here from /k/, can you say nigger on this board?

>>8572419

denizens of /r9k/:

Status

[x] told
[ ] not told

oh ho ho check out dem doubles yo
XD

FUCK I CAN'T POST BECAUSE I'M NOT ORIGINAL

I LURV HAELLO RAECH

FUCK YOU MAN

I PLAY CALL OF DUTY

THAT MAKES ME SKILLED WITH GUNS

DONT FUCK WITH ME

>>8573199

Fucking finally.

Things then got kinda got awkward. Seeing as there is only two people per seat on the ride, and there was three of us, one of us had to get left out. We all looked at each other, and Lee Won said he would go with some random person and let us two go together. I gave him a high five behind Lauren's back, and he gave me a thumbs up.

The ride was awesome, and she didn't scream as much as I did. The coaster came to a stop, we got off, and went on other rides like Superman and Riddler while Lee Won continued to stay in the background with me and Lauren in the front.

All of us finally got back together around 4:00 PM for some food, and Chelsea and her boyfriend were hanging out with these old guys in suits. They were discussing politics and crap while she looked like she was only interested in making out with her balding love.

We ate our food and then went to go play games with Tony and Lucas. We all played that game where you have to shoot the target until the thing goes into the air and hits the top, so we all went at it at once. Lucas somehow won, gave the gigantic teddy bear to Lauren, and she gave him a kiss on the cheek.

I raged on the inside, but I let it slide seeing as I didn't think of Lucas as a competitor for her heart. The rest of the day was a bunch of rides and games. The most memorable thing could probably be the 3-Point Challenge thing the park was running.

It was a basketball court, and they were saying if you could hit 10 three pointers in sixty seconds, you could win a basketball jersey or a mini electric guitar. Lee Won told us that he would try, gave $7 to the guy running it, and hit 12 three pointers with five seconds to spare.

A crowd submerged onto all of us, and he got cheers from all the girls and got high fives from all the guys. He took one of the mini guitars and gave it to me, saying we were best friends.

We all had a great time that day, and we left in the Won Mobile back to my house for a late night cramming session.

Alright, OP here, I think I'm going to bed. Let me talk about the mid-terms really quickly. After the Six Flags weekend, we all did pretty well on the mid-terms. Lauren aced everything, Lucas got average grades, Tony got above average, Lee Won did well, Chelsea didn't fail, and I got above average.

Since we all did well (Chelsea's standards are different from the rest of us), we all got back to practicing and looking for our next gig.

Then one day, while practicing, Lucas came rolling in and said that he got us a gig. We asked if it was for his sister's birthday, and he told us that it was a real deal. The near by high school needed a band for its Valentines Dance, and the band they had totally flaked out on them. Lucas' Dad works there, so he told Lucas and got us the gig.

We were set to perform for about three hundred kids in a cramped gym, and we had no idea how fucked up this school was before we could change anything.

The night comes and everything is hectic. We're all supposed to show up at my house, but my Mom has two gentlemen over, and they're drinking alcohol and partying in the living room.

I have to intercept everyone, bring them to the garage, and get ready there. I'm no going to say I'm ashamed of my Mother, but...never mind, I am very ashamed of her. We all get ready, throw our shit in the Won Mobile, and we're on our way to the high school.

We show up and there is a gigantic group of people around most of our ages in front of the school. Mixed in with college students and high school students, a lot of them are holding bottles with brown bags covering them and cowering into corners where no one can see them.

We get ready and start heading inside when a few girls come over to van and start chatting up Tony. Tony, wearing some horrible looking black and white striped tuxedo with a hat to match, starts to chat with them and then bails for a few minutes to go wherever they wanted him to go. Lucas says he'll go roll after him, but I tell him that I'll go.

Lee Won tags along, and we leave the heavy lifting to the two girls and the guy who is in the wheelchair. We head over to where there are some kids hanging out near the lunch tables of the school, at night, and see that Tony is with them with his unique attire.

I question Tony what the hell he is doing, and he's doing coke lines on the table while some other kids cover him. One of the girl has her hand on his ass, and I take his hat and throw it on the ground, saying that we need to take this seriously.

Tony gets in my face, pissed off that I threw his hat, and Lee steps in to calm everyone down. Tony and the random underage jailbait make out for a few minutes, and then all three of us run towards the school to get prepped for the show.

We get inside and almost no one is there. The teacher supervisors are all inside and not giving a shit about the party outside. The only kids inside seem to be the preppy kids and the nerds that wouldn't ever do drugs or drink alcohol.

>>8573080
maybe she was like advertising in a mattress store i dunno lol

this is actually a pretty shitty story.

You all like shit cars please die in a fire promptly

i don't really like cars /o/. but I drive a ford focus.

I'm a truck man. Here's mine.

>>8573257
do you use it for truck related things? hauling stuff, towing, etc. or just use it to show off?

>>8573337
I haul the occasional thing here and there. Last thing I pulled was a car from a junkyard for a buddy. But for the most part it's to show off. It's a bitch on gas but I lover her. Btw I'm a mechanic so I always keep her top notch.

Obligatory WHY

Maybe if we just turn /r9k/ into /sp/ on game days and stuff Moot will actually care. Since only he can troll /sp/.

>mest

Sure is lack of Tom Brady up in this bitch.

>>8573167

Gotta love Lionel
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