>>7800515
OP is fucking stupid!

What would happen if the world would eventually find out your ass is immortal now?
I bet they'd probe you like....forever!

My first wish is for more wishes.
My second wish is for more wishes.
My third wish is for more wishes.
....
(cont to infinity)

Then I wish for whatever the hell I want.

>>7800606
Shut up you know what I mean.
Hard work AFTER it gets easier.

Why would anyone wish for money? Instead wish that everything costs nothing for you.

>>7800624
Everyone knows genies dont like granting "more wishes" wishes

>>7799864
>error

lmfao'd

>>7800468
Somebody has been doing their squatz and eating their oatz

>>7800430
rich ass nigga

buy yoself a new couch

you stop lying about how big your penis is

shit guys what would you do in my situation? more advice plz

>implying intelligence and the ability to string together a sentence have anything to do with confidence and personality

Yep, it comes down to looks.
But good looks + a good personality make you even more dirable and thus enable you to get even more desirable women.

I know you wish that was true and all, but no.

What you consider a good personality and what they consider a good personality are different. Cry more.

Handsome, fit, tall, well endowed guy here.

My ex left me for a fat ugly popular Mexican.

Some girls go for personality. Meh.

>>7800093
>>7800093

Tell me where you got that hat. Right. The fuck. NOW.

>>7800584
I don't take pictures of myself. Most pictures of me are taken by other people when we're out somewhere, it is a bit sad in my eyes to upload pictures you've taken of just yourself at home onto facebook.

Why is good about pulling some shitty pose or pointing to some LOL RANDUM prop?

>>7800589
Hello beautiful.
:lust:

>>7800589
you seem like a cool dude man

Heres mine no joke. Need to get a new one up of me boxing Dora the Explorer because I'm bald now.

>>7800507 only thing i jerk off to....im fucking sad i know.


>>7800565
i wasn't trying to start a "look im a cumdumpster in a man's thread", thread i was just saying why i like /h/

chill the fuck out.

I keep going back to /b/. I don't know why. I fucking hate it so much. Yahoo Answers is much more entertaining. I guess it's force of habit.

/lit/ /trv/ /r9k/
The first two are pretty slow though.

I dislike /cgl/ /jp/ and naturally, /b/

favorite, in this order:
/v/
/fa/
/b/ (nostalgic reasons)

>>7800591
uhm, don't you know it's misogyny Sunday?

It was six words.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

smoking dank shit

bitches an' whores

>>7800598
sucking some dick

They all died.

>>7800572
cool story bro.

no really.

>>7800592
"in a row?!"

>>7800592
She's got 3 holes. Shit's not quite implauisible.

There is no such thing as rape, the woman is always asking for it. Look at how they dress... why even put makeup on if you don't want to get fucked?

>>7800592
Niggers hunt in packs. So it could be one woman for 10 of them.

>>7800458
Is it tough to get it out of its fur?

>Fucking my partner
>His cat jumps up on bed and sits there, staring
>Fuck you, cat, I'm fucking

>>7800566
>partner
you homo?

>>7800580
No, try again.

>>7800586
Oh, I thought only gays said shit like partner and significant other instead of just saying boyfriend/girlfriend.

>>7800077
>>7800106
i hate seaweed as well. but i also hate deep, dark water. just the fact that a fucking shark could be down there and i can't see it freaks the shit outta me!

I'm incredibly scared of bugs especially the flying stinging kind.

If I hear a wasp or a bee close to me I start sweating and freeze up, then I usually run like hell.

Large bodies of water at night.

I first realised this when I was walking in the grounds of a statley home. There was a bigish paddling pool, it was dark, I was quite creeped out.

I hate to talk in the phone with people I don't know 100%

Deep blue sea
Insects (I'm not afraid of flies, ants and wasps for some reason though)
The clustered circle/holes one anon was talking about
Long hallways (x2 the horror when someone else is walking behind you in complete silence)

>>7800538
In that case you have my full support and I advise you to gently start stroking her tongue with yours. She will probably play a long, if not make a verbal hint. DO IT!

>>7800538

DON'T GIVE UP! IF THERE'S A WALL, TEAR IT DOWN! MAKE YOUR PATH WITH YOUR OWN HANDS! YOUR TONGUE IS THE TONGUE THAT WILL BREAK HER TEETH!

The best way is to give more tongue yourself, that will show that you want more.

Either press her, or ask her; both of them worked for me. we're both girls as well.

>>7800577
Her tongue brushes mine, then it disappears behind her teeth, do I chase it back into her mouth or what?

in rehab from fall
cant walk cuz of fall
cant remember 09 cuz of fall

saddest thread on /g9k/

18. Struggling/failing in classes, no friends. Just kicked a WoW addiction and picked up a BDSM addiction.

24 yo kissless virgin gave up 3 years ago
Asocial
Shy
Cant find a job
No motivation in life
no hobby's
living with parents
Acne scars on the back
4 inches
phimosis
Fat
overall ugly

Almost 18
Virgin
Drink A LOT
Smoke A LOT
No car for another 1-2 mos.
Stay up until 5am every night, wake up at 3-4pm
Depression
Fat

There was over 9000 genie threads last nights.

LAME. I DIDNT COME ON FOR 1 DAY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET

MySQL connection failure?

I don't live on campus because I live about 15 minute drive from campus anyway. I have friends, they're just the same friends I've had for years since most of us go to the same college. Went to a party the other night and didn't have a good time. I drank and participated in all the drinking games and pretended I was enjoying myself but after a couple hours I couldn't stand it anymore and called a friend to come pick me up.

My interaction with people on campus is mostly me saying thanks to people holding open doors, talking with friends I already have, exchanging pleasantries with people I know a little and former classmates and with cashiers.

Feels alright man. I'd rather spend my free time on campus reading than going to class 20 minutes early so people can ask me what I thought about that last test. What's wrong with that?

>>7800276
Leave your door open
Don't be autistic

That's about it.

>>7800086

says big butthurt aspie man who never had any fun.

Live life. Don't let Grinches like this get you down. They are secluded from reality.

God, I love how all you losers are saying college socialising is stupid shit.

You must have some sort of mental handicap.

My girlfriend works on a college campus and still doesn't know anywhere to buy pot. That's pretty sad if you ask me.

>>7800266
It was now...

>>7800266
orly?

I beg to differ, looking at the average person at my high school...

in b4 underage b&, I'm 18

>>7800259
Dude, you should like... stop living in the desert. I heard it sucks llama anus.

>>7800400
I would, but I'm content here

FUCK YEAH LESS THAN 10 INCHES OF PRECIPITATION PER YEAR

im ashamed to have played gunz online for two fucking years, all day.

You're right OP.
That's why I rage at the fact scientists are looking for ways to exterminate mosquitoes.
They should realize that mosquitoes are a staple to several species of bats and frogs, who would go extinct along with them, which in turns causes animals who depend on these creatures for sustenance to die out as well.

>>7800527
Guppies eat mosquito larvae. :P

We fuck shit up to challenge the co-existing species to evolve, and eliminate the weak ones who can't adapt to their new environment.

All animals, humans included, exist to fill evolutionary niches. We don't exist because we should, we exist because we can.

>>7800527
except in the areas where there are no frogs and bats to eat them

they just become annoying as fuck

same with locusts. wtf? who needs those?! there ARE some outliers in our ecosystem that we are better off without.