PS: ANY GALS IN NEW YORK WANT TO DRESS UP FANCY AND GO TO MCDONALD'S FOR A DATE-O????????????????

NOT A TROLL I SWEAR

EDIT: OR SBARRO--FUCK YEAR CLASSY EATING ESTABLISHMENTS!!!!!!!!! ps include timestamped pic

this thread is a monument to /r9k/.

I happen to work at a gas station/convinence store called Speedway. The pay is okay, but only because I've been there nearly 2 years. (But by most standards its only slightly above minimum) The hours vary from great to shitty, my boss is an absolute bitch who is impossible to please.

I sell the motherfucking Ohio Lottery which brings in only degenerates and hood rats to my store, I deal way too much with drunks and the whole thing is just a crapshoot.

Easy as fuck job, not worth it due to the people.

I work as a receptionist clerk, i dislike you and dislike me i dislike people all together yet i had to take a job which happens to be working with people, way to go me.

That what i hate about my job, having to put on a stupid smile and wear a stupid suit and act all nice and happy and pretend like i havnt been workign my cock off for 8 hours straight with no break.

>>5040825
The cashiers at wal mart have to stand up? What?

Self-employed. Full time eBay seller, and buyer/seller of scrap precious metals. Making money hand over fist right now, though I'm pretty much always working. On the plus side, no one tells me what to do ever, and a lot of my "work" is traveling around meeting people and exploring houses and markets for saleable stuff.

S'pretty awesome actually.

>>5041117
Do you buy copper? Like, copper wiring? What are the prices on that at the minute?

Actually, I learned in science a LONG time ago that if a man is so full of adrenaline from a fight, hitting him in the balls won't hurt until much much later.

The EYES however, are directly connected to the brain, and are all nerves. So if you femanon are about to get raped, just thumb him in the eye.

This thread is entirely true.

You could be a crippled, starving little 8 year old african girl for all I care, if you kick me in the balls I will end you.

A hard enough strike to the balls can actually rupture the muscle wall, allowing his intestines to flood into the scrotum. It's commonly called a severe hernia. The shock of the strike has also been known, in rare cases, to kill the man.

Of course, for most women, a well-timed hook from a man is enough to break a woman's neck. So it's not like everybody doesn't have some kind of physical advantage now.

Or you can just buy a nice little pistol (except the Britfags of course) and shoot anyone who tries to attack you. Even a dinky little .22 is enough to kill a man if you do it right (hint: aim for the eyes and the balls)

I hope you cumdumpsters listen to me on this. Because some of the boys on this site aren't just talking.

>>5040944

Either you are lying or guys really really overreact upon being hit in the testicles. It will hurt a little and be sore, but it doesnt make me want to curl up.

Getting hit in the stomach is way worse, imho.

I am a man. And as the OP stated we are very sensitive there.

What is more, it is not an instant pain, it stays with us, often bringing down the sense dulling red mist of rage.

If you do this to us, please be aware that yes, we will double over in pain, but if you are still there when we are able to get to our knees, you should be ready for a world of riteous retributional hurt.

You may be able to paralyze us like this, but we can always beat the shit out of you afterwards. I know you may be female, but please try and Think beftre you act.

>>5040918

Quit your bitching, faggot.

I don't mind the holding hands thing, but when they do butt gbrabs or kiss i get a sick feeling in my stomache...Dont do that shit in public places, please and thank you faggots.

PDG - Public Display of Gay

This WILL catch on, mark my words.

I have never seen gay people do gay things in public ever.

I watched Bruno and the hottest scene was when the little Filipino boy had a fire extinguisher in his anus. Why don't gays do this in public?

>>5040952
I could share my favorite blog

http://www.watchthetapes.blogspot.com

>>5041058
Let's be friends, please.

>>5040952
Jeff Mangum - Live at Jittery Joe's
http://www.mediafire.com/?mbztvgjzwvy

>>5041073
I no longer have negative feelings towards your presence on this board

...maybe some more people want to post in this thread now?

http://www.mediafire.com/?2yhldzn3xmg

Roxy Music - Self Titled.

>>5041041
if that's true then who was phone?

>>5040902
What do you think, dumbass.

I was in this situation many times before. It all depends on how much you want to have sex with her, because you never actually date a cheater. That's just stupid.

>>5041041

Mentioned him by name. It's especially insulting, since after we had kissed, she told me that she enjoyed it in a tone that said "I want to continue our relationship." Last time she came over though, didn't even fucking touch me.

>>5041111
This. Also don't be surprised when she does the same to you.
experienceblox

Why would you kiss hands?

>>5041069

>ut when you find someone that will deliver your daily mail, for free, please, point them to me.

It isn't free you god damn retard. It's massively subsidized by the taxpayer and is 'paid' for by the fucking stamp on the envelope.

>>5041069
yeah i would rather not get any daily mail at all.

>>5041108
Magazines?

I get my Popular Science through the regular mail.

>>5041057

USPS is much, much cheaper than UPS or FedEx. You would know that if you weren't underaged and had ever had to ship something. Last Christmas I compared rates for shipping. Total cost of a package from ME to NC at the USPS = $16. At UPS that was $36 for the same package and FedEx wanted $41.

>>5041104
Hillary will win 2016. You heard it here first.

OP, you should join a dojo first and become the fucking batman. If it's true that guns are rare, it's perfect. I don't see what could go wrong.

>>5041086
>and i'm sure i can win a physical fight
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1.find a way to conceal some kind of ridiculous medieval weaponry, like a morningstar or a flail.

2. set up a video camera

etc.

op you have a vagina

Are you a girl then? Hey now don't go killing anyone unless you're sure he deserves it. Some rapists are just ronery.

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>>5041082

No. Fuck off with this retarded faggotry already.

>>5041116
Whoa, harsh. D:

>>5040903

not the person you asked, but I hope I can shed some light on it anyway.

I have been in that kind of love, and it is emotionally and physically crippling to be in that situation but it is also what every girl wants from life. To be passionate about anything really is the type of expression that I've always wanted, and unless you've become molded into a stone-wall of jaded baggage you will want this too as a male I assume.

>>5040743

I've always found that theres two different kinds of sex. "I want to show you how much I love and care for you" sex and "Thank you, you've been really great" sex. I wouldn't call either one of them a chore but the second mentioned is more of a reward than passion driven (though there has to be some passion for there to even be sex). If a girl puts out at the end of the date it's likely going to be for one of those reasons. Or to just get laid I guess but then you probably wont hear from her again.

>>5041011

Okay, are you currently involved in a relationship then? If so, how did you two meet? If not, what is it that you're waiting for?

>>5040903
>>5040838

No; and I'll tell you why. I am always in control. It is my greatest fear to end up in some strangers bed, with no recollection of how I got there or what I'd done.

I make an attempt to control every aspect of my life. Obviously it's impossible to control EVERYTHING, but I am very, very distrusting, and I never let anyone I haven't thoroughly tested in on my personal business or secrets, i.e. give them power over me.

Ironically, a deep love can only be achieved through communication and making one's self completely available to the other party. Lust and fascination can make someone *believe* they are in love, but when the honeymoon wears off, at the end of the day, you're stuck with this person who's shitty habits you can't handle, and you will part. Love is acceptance. Love is compromise and sacrifice. All of the things that defy control.

>>5041030

Ahh, I see; and I completely agree with you when it comes down to the scenarios in which sex is initiated and executed; but, again, I think you've alluded, intentionally or not, to the fact that women tend to end up settling for a guy that they sometimes really don't want to end up being with; yet, are too afraid of being proverbially castrated for not holding the relationship together.

Is this something you've done, or are currently doing?

>>5040962
>HURR DURR WHY DO I FIND THIS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE MAN WHO MANY PEOPLE FIND ATTRACTIVE TO BE GOOD LOOKING

>>5040962
>>5041059

I lol'd.

But no, really, as far as owners of famous netculture websites go, Moot's the most attractive.

Maddox? Ugly. Eric Bauman? Ugly. Richard Kyanka? Terribad.

Moot looks like fucking Brad Pitt compared to them.

Dunno about you guys, but me and the GF have already arranged to get dressed up (I'm wearing a tux, she's going in her fave red dress) and go to McDonalds.

We're bringing candles too. And wine glasses for our ribenas.

>>5040962
I met him in person, hes really short. Chances are you'll put one of his eyes out if you flash him.

dude somone should do a fake marriage proposal FTW

>Saburo, Krispie Kremes

You put those in God tier and you can't even spell them right? What the fuck is this shit?

>Checkers
>God Tier

Oh you.

>whataburger
>mid tier

i lurve dominos and pizza hut..go lay on some train tracks op, you are a very very stupid person.

>>Mid tier Chickfila

I dunno, the Chick-Fil-A's where I live are REALLY nice. Most of their food is always really good too. I'd agree with mid tier if all you got was the plain chicken sandwich.


>>High tier Dunkin Doughnuts

All the Dunkin's look run down and are run by minorities. I think I'd rather take a date to McDs

>>5041000
speaking of you should get on in a few, i am going to go tramp through the yard in the meantime.

>>5041051

I don't know, because they like and actually care about the person, despite their lack of wealth? I think women should at least have a choice, instead of being forced into relationships with richfags because they can't get jobs.

Last election, I recall the vote was between the pro-Chavez left and the anti-Chavez left. Have rightists won any elections lately? I admit I haven't been following it as closely as i used to.

>>5041068
I don't want Athens to go away because I agree with most stuff he says.

>>5041039
Just because it's studied a lot and influenced modern culture that doesn't imply anything in a qualitative sense. Sociology is also studied a lot. So is Afrocentrism in some areas.

>>5041042
I have a few from university, I only chat to them during term time during one of the rare times we actually all meet up though.

>And mind giving me your msn?

You can have my email, it's in the email field.

>>5041096
And those girls aren't bitches and whores but actually decent people? If yes, then you are lucky.