If that is "modern media" I am going to kill myself.

If your life had a brain, I would eat it.

"Alpha male" implies being both "alpha" and "male". All three fail on one or more of these two points.

Everyone hates them and mocks people who do like them, they're all huge jokes (aside from Edward maybe, the rest are only liked by 12 yr olds). Girls like alpha guys like Channing Tatum, who is the most alpha/bro/douchebag jock looking guy I've ever seen.

>>9865974

Alpha male means having first access to the most fertile vagina (teens/early 20s). These are the top alphas in modern media. HTH.

>>9865980

Yeah everyone hates them which is why they are are all wildly successful and get played everywhere.

Hell if you go see the Twilight movie in theaters I think you will find Jake is more popular than Ed, even.

What are you talking about, guys? Jacob is alpha as fuck.

1) Milla Jovavich
2) Patrick Stewart
3) Helena Bonham Carter

Alpha top guise

>>9865998
Yes, wildly successful with 12 year olds.

Jacob literally becomes Alpha Male of his own wolf pack in Breaking Dawn.

Jacob is #1 alpha in all of American media. Sexy, funny, and cool as fuck.

>>9866025

At my college campus tons of young women listen to Justin Beiber and Jonas Brothers, hell Bieber topped the charts and it aint the 12 y/o girls buying records. He makes pussies wet. You are jealous.

Ultimate alpha of all time right hurr. Eh doesn't care what women thinks and doesn't afraid of anything.

> Top cash cows in modern media

fixed that for you OP, there are no Alphas, just cash cows for the corporations.

Lady GaGa


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>>9866080

The reason why they make so much money is that women want to be fucked by them plain and simple.

Its funny because neckbeards think the way to getting women is to be a stupid loser but all of these guys are sexy, funny, and cool....the 3 major ingredients to being true alpha.

Since girls buy more crap than boys, there haven't been alphas since Indiana Jones.

>>9866069
Henry's pretty omega.

Unrepentant but still omega.

>>9866015
I know this has nothing to do with anything but I watched a hell of a lot Star Trek TNG when I was younger. When I say "a hell of a lot", I'm talking 4 episodes a night for 10+ years. A variable I never considered was that my sister was always there, in the corner of the room, doing whatever the hell she did, never paid much attention to her.

Last month she admitted that Patrick Stewart was, to use her words, her "first love" and that she has "a thing" for bald men. She's 20 now but apparently these feelings persist.

>>9866120

Since when does alpha mean "popular with men"?

>>9866100
The reason women want to be fucked by them is that they make so much money.

>>9866139

Exactly. Men like loveable losers who save the day and get the girl anyway. The kind of guy who makes any self-respecting woman puke.

Girls like true alphas. (See my OP damnit)

>>9866163

No because they make all their money because women want to fuck them. You got cause/effect messed up. Also Jacob and Edward don't make any money they are fictional/jobless.

>>9866139
Since men wish that they were him, since as long as they've had men.

But as I said though, guys don't tend to buy as much, so they market instead to girls with stupid little faggy shits, tonca my first boyfriends.

>>9866183
Since we target impressionable children, they will all want to fuck whatever we tell them to fuck.

>>9866175
>Men like loveable losers who save the day and get the girl anyway.
Oh god, no, that's the cancer that's killed movies.

>>9866227

Yeah since most movies are marketed to men. (Exception: Very successful Twilight and various Romcoms to varying degrees of success), none of which feature loveable loser males.

>>9866210

We don't tell them to fuck anyone. Children's media is amazingly desexualized.

>>9866248
>most movies are marketed to men

Nope.

>>9866255

Uh yes. Aside from romcoms and Twilight, list me 10 films this year that were marketed to women.

Pic unrelated, its a tweenage girls fanart of Edward Cullen: Sexier than You since 1901. Complete with sparkles.

>>9866283
List 10 films from this year that aren't rom-coms or kid's movies.

>>9866360

Ironman 2
The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About it
A Team
Clash of the Titans
Prince of Persia
Shutter Island
Kick Ass
Salt
Nightmare on Elm Street
Get Him to the Greek
Grown Ups
Inception
Expendables
etc etc etc

>>9866360
At first I was like Robin Hood, but the marketing for that was all come see Russell Crowes' muscles, you old bats still think he's hot right?

And then I was all Kick Ass, but the marketing for that(and in this case rightfully so) was all something, something, FUCK YEAH HITGIRL, LITTLE GIRL POWER FANTASY!

Nah man thats ALL wrong what the fuck were you thinking?

Jacobs OBVIOUSLY more Alpha then Edward.

>>9865980
Just a question I've always wondered.

When you see guys with six-packs like these in pictures, are they flexing? Are they flexing to show their abs or are they like that naturally and when they flex they come out even more?

>>9866519

Robin Hood
Jonah Hex
Killers
Night+Day

Even most rom coms end up marketed to men, like Bounty Hunter, She's Out of My League, Date Night, etc.

>>9866525

Yeah thats true, the list isn't in order per se.

>>9866523

FUCK YEAH HITGIRL is not "marketed to women". I didn't even see it advertised in women's media at all.

>>9866519
>Ironman 2
Kid's film.
>The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About it
Fuck you, not a film.
>A Team
Kid's film.
>Clash of the Titans
Kid's film.
>Prince of Persia
Never heard of it.
>Shutter Island
Never heard of it.
>Kick Ass
Okay you've got one.
>Salt
Chick flick.
>Nightmare on Elm Street
Chick flick, horror variety.
>Get Him to the Greek
Fuck you, not a film.
>Grown Ups
Chick Flick, lolboys, variety.
>Inception
Wasn't marketed.
>Expendables
Wasn't marketed.

>>9866519
And from the list the only respectable movies:

-Shutter Island

>>9866613
Watched that the other day. Was a pretty good movie. I liked the twist at the end.

>>9866606

Oh I see, you are trolling. Nevermind then.

Out of curiosity, OP can you feel how hard Im hating at your soul?

>>9866606

Kick-Ass was essentially just a generic summer superhero movie. Yeah, I said it.

>>9866606

You said to list 10 movies not for kids or romcoms. Now name 10 such movies marketed to women.

Nightmare on Elm Street and Grown Ups and Salt were all marketed to men and virtually absent in women's media.

>>9866543

It's natural.
Flexing would cause them to bulge.

>>9866651

Why? I am just pointing out the top alphas in modern media in the spirit of helping men to becoming ALPHA AS FUCK.

>>9866663
You shouldn't be afraid to say it.

Just because its the 14 year old nerds best friend doesn't mean you should be scared to admit it was generic and pretty much shit.

>>9866594
>FUCK YEAH HITGIRL is not "marketed to women". I didn't even see it advertised in women's media at all.
All media now is woman's media. That's the point we're making. So if you saw an ad at all, you saw it woman's media. Yeah you didn't see it in a fashion magazine, and I guess that could mean something; but you did see it on a break for How I Met your Mother, ostentatiously a show for women.

>>9866690
Because i dont view these cumshots of marketing corporations to be Alphas in anything aside from what theyre respective roles are in adolesent fads. They dont have any real influence on the lay of the land. They wont be shit in twenty years

>>9866744

How I Met Your Mother is no show for women. Its mixed at best. You are a retard and have no idea what women even watch anyway.

Exclusive womens media is the womens magazines (fashion, parenting, womens issues, etc), and some television (what not to wear, etc), and some movies (half of Romcoms and thats it).

Nevermind you are trolling.

>>9866788

Uh alphas aren't supposed to be shit in 20 years. Alphas are replaced by new alphas, and old alphas become betas or are chased out of the pack.

>>9866673
>Nightmare on Elm Street and Grown Ups and Salt were all marketed to men
Oh that's right, you mean in Men's magazines.
Oh but wait, men don't read any magazines that aren't for specific interests.
Oh that's right, you mean in Men's television.
Oh but wait, men barely watch any telly that isn't 'The Game' or Mythbusters.
Oh that's right, you mean in Men's vidjeo gamez?
You can put ads in vidjeo gamez?
No you can't market to men any more because men don't have a medium. It is utterly lady dominated because la femmes buy all the stupid shit.