haha moot definitely reads r9k regularly

I was just about to make this thread you asscunt

>>9864769

well fuck you i did first.

>>9864769
same here. bloxxin'

http://myfacewhen.com/379/

Aww... I love Moot.

myfacewhen
myfacethen

>>9864773
did you really?
see >>9864734

/R9K/ is moot's child that dropped out of college and started doing drugs.

i for one welcome this new change to r9k

no doubt due to how fucking asinine the entire alpha/beta black and white thinking dichotomy is

>mfw /r9k/ is now ALPHA AS FUCK

I welcome this change with open arms.

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU MOOT GO DIE

he's probably reading this thread as we speak
tread carefully my friends

ALPHA BROMOERO'S GUYDE TO ACTING LIKE AN ALPHA MALE

STEP 1 GET BUFF

ALPHA MALES R ALWAYS RIPPED AND TUFF SO U GOTTA PUMP UR BICEPS IN CURLS OVER 5000 TIMES A DAY JUST GET YOUR BICEPS REALLY BIG BECAUSE THATS ALL GIRLS WILL LOOK AT IN DA CLUB ;) ALSO IF U CAN GET YOURE EYEBROWS PLUCKED BITCHES LOVE IT

STEP 2 ACT LIKE YOUR THE SHIT

ALPHA MALES R ALWAYS BETTER THAN U AND NEVER ADMIT WHEN THEIR WRONG ADMITTING YOUR WRONG IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS SO TO BE ALPHA MALE ALWAYS SAY YOUR THE SHIT FOR EXAMPLE IF YOU PRONOUNCE SOMETHING WRONG AND SOMEONE CORRECTS YOU SAY THIS TO THEM "FUCK U FAGGOT I CAN SAY IT WHATEVER WAY I WANT YOUR SUCH A BETA" (SAYING THIS IMPLIES THAT YOU ARE ALPHA)

STEP 3 ALWAYS SAY YOUR ALPHA

MOST OF UR ENERGY OVER THE DAY SHOULD B DEVOTED TO TELLIN PPL THAT YOUR BETTER THAN THEM SUBTLY THIS WAY THEY KNOW YOU ARE ALPHA AND NOT TO QUESTION YOU. DO NOT LET SOMEONE MAKE ANY REMARK WITHOUT SAYING THATS SUCH A BETA THING TO SAY OR LOL YOU ARE SUCH A BETA (PS THIS ALSO CONVINCES YOU THAT YOU ARE EVEN MORE ALPHA THRU POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT)

STEP 3.5 STOP MASTURBATING

ALL ALPHA MALES NEED TO STOP MASTURBATING TO BE THEIR MANLIEST IT IS A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT THE LONGER YOU STOP MASTURBATING THE MORE MANLY YOU ARE BUT IF YOU HAVE LOTS OF SEX YOU ARE EVEN MORE MANLY THATS HOW IT WORKS DONT QUESTION IT

>>9864820

STEP 4 IF U ASK A QUESTION U ARNT ALPHA

ALPHA MALES NEVER NEED TO ASK QUESTIONS BECAUSE THEY HAV ALL THE ANSWERS. WHEN U DONT ASK QUESTIONS U PUT YOURESELF IN THE DOMINANT POSITIONE BCUZ ITS LIKE U KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING ALL THE TIME

STEP 5 SAY PEOPLE AROUND YOU LOOK TIRED

WHEN U GET SOMEONE TO ADMIT THAT THEIR TIRED YOU AUTOMATICALLY HAVE DOMINANCE OVER THEM BCUZ THEY ADMITTED YOU WERE RIGHT SO YOU ARE DOMINANT SO ALWAYS SAY PEOPLE ARE TIRED BECAUSE IT LETS THEM KNOW YOU SEE THAT THEIR TIRED (PS THIS IS NOT A MOVE I LEARNED FROM WATCHING GIRLS BE CATTY WITH EACH OTHER I SWEAR)

STEP 6 ALWAYS SAY I LOVE YOU TO MEN

DA MOST IMPORTANT STEP TO BEING ALPHA MALE IS TO BE ABLE TO HUG A MAN AND SAY "I LOVE YOU MAN YOU ARE A GREAT FRIEND AND I CHERISH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDSHIP, I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU TO MAKE YOU HAPPY BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT ALPHA MALE"

PS IF YOU WANT DOUBLE BONUS ALPHA MALE POINTS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS (THIS PART IS CRUCIAL)
BE AS COMPETITIVE AS POSSIBLE AND TRY TO ONE UP EVERYONE YOU SEE BECAUSE THEY NEED TO KNOW JUST HOW ALPHA U RLLY R!!!

Who the fuck cares, I don't come to 4chan to read the header, I come to browse and post in threads.

MOOT, WHY DO YOU CONTINUE THIS ATTENTION SEEKING?!

r9000 problems but a bitch ain't one of 'em

Complete with a manly roar.

>>9864795
>implying /r9k/ is cool enough to know someone to buy drugs from

hey guys.

i just gave moot the suggestion. in the transformice game. he's playing

yeah that's right. an anonymous guy on the internet gave your overlord a random stupid-ass suggestion and now it's stuck in front of yours eyes for the next however long.

and i'm gloating about it.

yeeeeeeeeeeeah.

alphas 4 lyf.

>>9864849
what the fuck? i posted that you faggot.

Pic related

its moot atm

>>9864849
>>9864875

typical beta males competing for the spotlight

Hi moot, greetings from Ireland!

The GANGBANG OF WHINING is now ALPHA AS FUCK.

Tempted to post trollface.jpeg.

>>9864875
I broke the dam!

Semper fi muthafukkas

>My face when summer

>People praising moot when it was probably one of his mods who did this.
The mods have renamed /sp/ 3/4 times in the last month.

mods have never been able to rename boards.

>>9864953
I stand corrected. In b4 400 OMG HAI MOOT posts.

>>9864953
OMG HI MOOT

>>9864953

ohai moot, got bored with /r9k/ again?

Not my face but how I feel right now.

>>9864953
Actually, can you rename /sp/ to Schweinstylin' please?

>>9864953
>>9864953

OH HECK

THE ALPHA AS FUCK LEADER SPOTTED!

i like the board name changes, m00t musts keep the users reminded on how pathetic they are

>>9864953
ZOMG HAI MOOT!

So moot you decided to screw with CGL too? Don't you have anything better to do? Hahah oh wait.

i though alpha as fuck was a /fit/ thing

>>9865044
moots been checkin out /fit/

>>9865044
Nope. This board is full of people who have read a few PUA books and are now obsessed with throwing around alpha and beta.

felt good when i realized it was because of my thread he did this.

THANK YOU, MOOT <3.

Now come to the /r9k/ rooms and tell all the people pretending to be you to fuck off :/

>>9865014

moot isn't going to let you suck his dick, so stop sucking up to him.

>>9864953

hey moot, what did you think of eclipse?

>>9865059
And then the tripfags sucked moots dick.

ALPHA. AS. FUCK.

>>9865078

but the PUA books taught him to neg!!!

hes gonna diss moot when moot responds to him!

I think 4chan does it well enough.

>>9864953
if you're really moot rename /fit/ beta as fuck.

4chan is quite possibly the single biggest gathering of beta males in the history of the internet, and /r9k/ is the absolute metacenter of that.

But thats why I love it. <3

I lold.
Also when are you going to reveal what canvas is? Makes me curious as hell.

The "gangbang of whining" was at least true. Now we still have a gangbang of whining, but it takes the form of either pretending alphaness or disrespecting (sorry, i love that word) bros pretending alphaness..

>>9864953

Hola moot, can you rename /b/, /spam/?
Or maybe force anonymous on this ALPHA Board to stop the tripsters from spreading cancer?

Go on go on go on..

>>9865007
Piss off Goebbels

>>9864953

Moot you hate the complete waste of potential here don't you? Its understandable.

>>9864849
So if this is true, I'm just curious, what room do you go to?

moot what did you eat for breakfast?

>>9865160

/room r9k

Or

/room ROBOT 9k


Those are the two /r9k/ rooms I know off.

>>9865143
Mad Argie?

Your tears are delicious.

>>9865114
beta? more like epsilon

>>9864905
That was ouch...

>>9865160
i'm a gentleman.

but i've been playing a lot of transformice recently and everyone yells about alphas and betas and pro island. it's actually really funny, as funny as the idea of anyone in r9k being even remotely 'alpha'.

no, i don't browse /fit/. i think alpha as fuck works way better on r9k than fit tho, fit would try and own it and no one would call them on their idiocy, r9k idiots will try and own it but enough tards will call them it will makes for some lulz

>>9864953
Moot, our cock is so far down your throat it's not even funny.

m00t, this is not really related, but if you read this, i would like to purchase that grey hoodie you wore in a lot of pictures. what do you say? is $100 a reasonable price?

>mfw

What in the goddamn fuck does this even mean? I've been seeing it everywhere for the past week.

>>9865160
oh, and i guess /room r9k and now r9k2 that r9k is getting spammed.

i am captainpoop btw

>>9864953
Hey moot......
Pic related.

also, thanks for changing it from "a gangbang of whining" it was getting old

moot, please remove the "mfw" from the sub text. That's /sp/'s meme and you know it.

>>9865215
It means >my face when, it was banned on /sp/ because of endless

>My face when an American was fat near me.

>>9865189
Britfag mate, half of my Fantasy Football team were Argies y'bastards...

>>9865215

motherfucking win.

If we are alpha as fuck WHAT HAS BECOME OF THE GANGBANG OF WHINING OF YESTERYEAR

>>9865215
means Modern Fucking Warfare. 4chans favorite game.

>>9865044
Nope, /fit/ doesn't care about Greek letters. They only care about oatz, squatz and 'roids.

>>9865215
My Fat Wenis.

>>9865215
it means 'mikey fucking way'

the guy off jersey shore

>>9865255
and synthol

I'm pretty sure my lesbian grandmother is moar alpha than r9k.

POOSTAN IN A POSSIBLE STIKKI LOL

HAI MOOOOOT ^_________________________________________^ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

no shit, I just noticed this.
fuckyear.jpg

>>9865215

>my face when

it originated on /sp/. example:

>my face when James Joyce robbed the Tigers of a perfect game.

this particular example would have a rage.jpg pic along with it.

It was shortened to "mfw" when some faggot mod on /sp/ filtered out "my face when" and gave an instantaneous one day ban to anyone who tried to use it. So we just started using "mfw" instead of "my face when".

>ctrl + F for moot's post number.
>14 hits

Only 13 replies, that's surprisingly low actually.

>>9865291
doohohohoho good one

>>9864953
moot, want a beer?

It's better than a gangbang of whining. I was getting tired of that one.

>>9865305
That is because he isn't replying, sounds like he's too busy with transformice.

Also I wish I could see what the fuck I was typing on my mobile browser but I can't see shit captain because the buzzfeed ad blocks half of the reply box

>>9865317

I'd change it to;

/r9k/ - MUDKIP GANGBANG

>>9859271

>>9864953
So that's you on /wc/...

BUT WHERE IS NISHIMURA?

>>9865335
And then Skynet took the fuck over.

way to fuck things up with your shitty technology, anon.

>>9865320
What room does he go to?

>>9865078
Sorry, but surely not into sucking cocks.

Also if you would be ALPHA AS FUCK like myself, you would understand that my post there was aimed to dis him!

moot, when's the last time you touched a butt?

GENIE9000 NEVER FORGET

>>9865436
I'd completelt forgotten about that.

>>9864953
Lol, who the fuck is this red-text, attention-whoring tripfag?

>>9865453
So no one told you life was gonna be this way *clap*clap*clap*clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

but..

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far... things are goin' great

Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
Oh but she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees that...

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst I'm best with you, yeah

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year...

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

RAPE CHILDREN AND DOGS
RAPE CHILDREN AND DOGS
RAPE CHILDREN AND DOGS
RAPE FACES AND CEREAL

>>9865465
0/10

bjdgvunu86hjjk

>>9865465

It's the worst kind of attention-whoring. Attention-whoring that is forced up everyone on /r9k/.

>>9864795

/r9k/ is moot's adopted stepson who he never cared about and who ended up dropping out of 8th grade. Now he's curious as to why the stepson didn't amount to much.

mooooooooooooot
mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooot
moot
MOOT
hi

ARE YOU ALPHA AS FUCK ENOUGH TO SMASH YOUR OWN DICKS WITH A HAMMER?!

>>9865495
Way to fight the machine, Zack de la Rocha.

>>9865501
Do want him to bring back Gangbang of Whining?

Shut the fuck up, emo-kid. Go cut yourself in a corner somewhere.

>>9865501
No no, he cared for him until he got to college.

Then he let him go, seeing if he would amount to anything... But it turned out the stepson, who he gave love and attention to in his upbringing, really was just a worthless neckbeard. Now he's seeing if he can earn a certificate or something, since the neckbeard clearly isn't capable of getting a real degree on his own.

No more A Gangbang of Whining?

This board serves no fucking purpose anymore after the new boards were created, just shut this shit down already.

The only reason it's still up is because a high number of users here click on the ads because people here are too fucking dumb to block them.

You guys are stealing /sp/ meme stop before we fuck your shit up

>>9865543
>no purpose
>the only reason
WELL HERP
DE FUCKING
DERPITTY DOO

>>9865517

I know right. Got to fight the power and all that. moot can't control the Gods.

inb4 i'm banned with reason as something like "yes I can".

moot stealin our meme, putting it in this shithole

>implying anyone here is alpha or fucks

>>9865538
>>9865543
So no one told you life was gonna be this way *clap*clap*clap*clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

but..

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far... things are goin' great

Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
Oh but she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees that...

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst I'm best with you, yeah

It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year...

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cuz you're there for me too...

JFK WAS KILLED BY SEUSS
JFK WAS KILLED BY SEUSS
JFK WAS KILLED BY SEUSS
POTATO CHIPS ARE MADE OF MOOSE

>>9865551
Reason != purpose.

The thing is, guys, I don't think /r9k/ is a very alpha board.

In fact, I don't think 4chan is the sort of place where alphas hang out at all. Alphas tend to hang out in gyms and womens vaginas.

>3 pm, 'a gangbang of whining.'
>log off, go to the store
>come back, 'ALPHA AS FUCK'
>imokaywiththis.jpeg

>>9865553
I hope you crash your car into a hepatitis-tree.

>>9865570

thats the joke

congrautional!