yeah i know that feel

whenever i talk ladies want to jump on my dick.

enough is enough already, seriously guys just because i have the voice of adonis doesn't give them the right to guzzle my cum every second i speak.

i hate women.

>19 years old
>Talk on voice chat in a game
>People start asking me how old I am, usually they come off as paedophiles
>Also look way younger then I actually am
>Could probably pass for 14

I guess I kind of enjoy it.

>18
>have high voice that often cracks and has been cracking since i was about 14
>always squeak when i pick up the phone
>be short and can't grow facial hair
>people are always surprised that i'm more than about 15
>never use the bus so my ability to get children's fares doesn't help me

>chicks have said I have convincing and soothing voice, what the fuck
>other compliments have been heard as well
>still a virgin as fuck

well, it could be worse, though. I can grasp attention merely with my voice.

People just think that I'm black because of how deep my voice is but it's also highly monotone and I usually put no emotion into it.

If your voice is monotone and lacks any emotion...then why don't you try talking with emotion and not monotone?

>>978763
not op, but when i try that it sounds really false and people think i'm taking the piss.

>>978781
You just need practice. Watch television, news reports for example. Do that enough and it'll become natural.

>Be on PSN
>Play online shooters
>Girls who play say I have a sexy voice
>Girls become friends with me on PSN because all they know is that I have a sexy voice.

Is this a win, or a fail? I dont even know.

>>978793
ok i'll try that... thanks for the advice.

My voice is really silent and soft. And I can't say things well half the time it doesn't help that people can't hear me.
>mfw I have to "scream" sometimes just to be understood

your problem is you don't talk enough and you don't have anyone who listens to you to give you cues on how you should sound. Make videos of yourself and adjust your voice until the videos are watchable.

>>978758

I thought you were a mute in person from the way you talk about yourself.

>>978831
Mostly but people obviously do not think that I'm black in real life.

>>978836

At least you have people to talk to on here or on messengers.

My voice is fine when I talk to people face to face, in fact I might've gotten some compliments about it, but I just can't stand how it sounds on the phone, on recorded messages, on skype/teamspeak, etc. I try to avoid speaking on the phone as much as possible. It sounds waaay to low (frequency-wise I mean)

>>978836

I'll be your friend, i'm sure you're fine with socializing.

>Be 18
>Sound 30
>Look 15

Yeah.

>>979685

sounds like that'll be me sooner or later.
sdf

that feel when you're a frog and sound like a frog...

>>978891
I feel your pain brobot.

bollox

>19
>really odd out of place voice
>never speak pretty much a mute

>that feel when you have a feminine voice and manly intonation

>>978802
this post comes off as really sincere

I'm monotone as fuck OP

Also really nervous and shit

Gah

>Normally have monotone
>When talking to certain people I put accents on
>My go-to one is sorta Patrick Bateman style (New Yorker?), because it's fairly neutral but requires me to consciously emphasize syllables and words

>speak 3 languages
>sound completely different while speaking in each language
>get made fun of for it
>why.jpg

>Nasally voice
>fuck this shit

>>981787
Faggots who don't know that different languages require different ways of speaking. If I spoke Swedish the same way I speak German I'd sound like a crazy person. You need that sort of throaty sound. Try speaking French the same way you speak English. Shit just sounds weird.

>>981807
This

>Be Swedish
>When I speak English I have a deeper tone
>When I speak Finnish, I sound like a Klingon

>>981807

No I know that, but I sound like a 5 year old while speaking Spanish because I change my voice subconsciously, while when I speak German my voice gets monotone and slightly deeper than my English voice.

>>981860
You just made my day. I'm now imagining everything anyone said to me during my ten years in Finland spoken with a Klingon voice.

>>981805

no friends or social skills?

how does it effect the way you speak?

>>981973

Oh no I have friends.. but they will mock me on occasions for it and I have been told that it sounds nasally.
When I hear recordings of myself, it just sounds so horrible.. When I meet new people I sometimes imagine how they percieve it.
It also means I can't sing.

>Hit puberty
>Stupid, hollow monotone voice ensues
>Learn how to talk without sounding like a retarded toad

Protip: You actually have control over what your voice sounds like. Try taking an acting class and realize that you could just as easily use any acting voice as your normal conversational voice with a little practice. You notice that British speakers are on average higher pitched than their American counterparts? They didn't come out of puberty right, that's a dialectical affectation. You're just being lazy and defeatist with your own social skills.

>>981780
>>982066
These fags have it.

>be 18 year old girl
>sound like dude
>people on the phone "no no srsly put anon on now"
> "this is anon"
> "lol very funny anon's bro, pleas put anon on now"
>god damn it

but yeah no my voice is fucking cool no one knows what the fuck i am

that loler aggotskg

it makes me sound even worse over the phone...

it gives me hope that i may not be the only one here that sounds like a retard.

I really hate how normalfag this place went after hte last month, when it came back it was filled with robots.

>That feel when you sound like Twilight Sparkle normally
>That feel when you sound like Fluttershy when you have a cold/try to sound seductive
Why do I try?

>6'2" male
>sound like female teenager

Feels fucking awkward man.

>that feel when monotone voice
>that feel when deep voice

>>985139


bro, i know that feel, you aren't alone.

feelhug.jpg

>That feel when you can do just about any accent without trying
>That feel when people treat you like a trained monkey whose sole purpose is to amuse them and if you don't, you're a bad person who deserves to be called names.

Two different feels, but related none-the-less.

>>985825

why.jpg
why must you do this to me?

I'm in OP's exact situation. I also have trouble pronouncing my name and I slur my S's.

>>987765

how does it effect your social skills and how to make friends?

i am monotone but my voice is deep like that of a big man but Im actually really small and timid. I think if my voice was different I would get lots less respect.. people just hand it to me because I sound commanding and serious.

>My voice is really loud
>Which is so, so much more annoying in a female

keep in mind, my voice has no way of working.

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>>978648
>>978648
>>978648
>>978648

Are you me? I don't kid on that one.

I want to be less nasally. Hard, though, because I'm an Italian-American from New York, which means I'm genetically predisposed to sounding like a duck.

that is true...

i am italian, but i don't like it.

No, but I don't smile because it makes me look retarded.
Terrible teeth, family never paid for braces so I've had to deal with it.

Eh, i'm 19 and I look quite quite young or my age but I have quite a deep voice so i've been told I sound a lot older than I look

>>991526
Jelly of the UK's free healthcare? Got braces fitted as a kid, perfectly straight teeth for exactly nothing.

>>991551
Yes I am, fucking Australia.
Now I'm 18 and tossing up between whether or not I should work and get them myself, or come to terms with it and not be that weird guy with braces.

I have a very deep voice that grates in my throat when I talk, vibrations fill my head and so it's uncomfortable to speak. I also have plump lips that cause me to tumble over words.

Overlapping thoughts and a racing mind which If i speak, comes out far too fast for any body to understand. I sound like a manic. This means I have to conscientiously slow my words down which distracts me from my train of thought.

Having so many ideas and thoughts yet lacking the sufficiency to communicate them must be one of the most frustrating things i've experienced.

>>991587
You'd only be "that wierd kid" for an absolute maximum of two years. My teeth were completely fucked and I only had the braces in for about 15 months. Either way, the confidence boost you will get from going through it will be worth the cost 100 times over.

If you do get them, you'll get fitter and healthier by virtue of having to cut down on sugary stuff due to the risk posed to the metal and the difficulty of fully cleaning your teeth with them in. Depending on the whiteness of your teeth I would recommend doing a short course of whitening treatment once they are removed also.

>>981787
Which languages do you speak , anon?
I speak English , Spanis and Jap and my latin accent just fucks English and Jap. And when i try to speak Spanish , well i sound like a baka gaijin ;_;

>>991617
That's actually a good point that I hadn't considered.
The getting fitter/healthier part.
I think I will do it, I mean I'd still be at least 21 when they came off.
Thanks, brobot.

>>978648

Yes as a pedo myself the first place I go to pick up kids is Call of Duty

>>991670

Dude I'm 21 and my teeth started getting fucked up really late, like only in the past two years. I'm seriously considering getting braces. I fucking hate my teeth...to be that good looking guy with glaring flaws is incredibly difficult

>>991688
Fuck you being good looking, I'm a 6/10 at best but know I would at least look more friendly with nice teeth.

>>991714

Being good looking isn't great. I've also been blessed with a crazy but pretty good brain which I would much rather utilise. It is hard when people are so shallow. I hate how people treat beautiful people and the sense of entitlement that good looking people get makes me feel sick.

Most good looking people make me feel sick.

will see if i get more...
sg90df

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bumpan out of i know dat feelan. can i borrow it?

nobody else has any say on these subject matter?

that''s because nobody cares to listen to you.

that feel when it's the reason you probably wont ever get a girlfriend

that feel when you sound like a complete aspie...

it's even worse when you haven't spoke much for the entire year and when you do, it starts to become squeaky and cracky.

I know that feel.

Whenever I talk I start to feel like my throats on fire.

>Voice alternates between mumbling, screaming
>Nasaly
>Accent becomes horribly exagerrated Long Island accent when I'm distressed

If you don't know what a Long Island accent sounds like, imagine a Brooklyn accent, but with slightly more Jew.

>that feel when you have a monotone voice that is dull without any emotion or character
>that feel when you sound a lot older than your age

>>1000936
Post accent NAOW

How can I be the first in this thread to suggest this... Vocaroo so we can hear the failure. It's really difficult to imagine your voices from a description. Here's me, gibbering like a moron.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vEejxUavzmqKgaeeg

>>978891
This exactly... I barely spoke on the phone 20 minutes in all of 2011

>horrible nasally voice
>constantly degrade into mumbling
>when making effort to talk properly I sound like a twat
>have trouble stringing together a whole sentence

I mean, I know what I want to say but I just can't make it come out right and I always seem to make my Ts sound like Ds, like say "liddul" instead of little, but that fucking mumbling, I can't help it! People are always asking me to repeat myself, so I have to speak louder in order to talk properly and they think I'm upset and yelling at them.

Then they ask me why I don't talk much.

Yeah buddy

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vZu9Pvqh9euUZ2yo5

>>1000936

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v5i3nvOAotR8m2DBb
This close?

>>1001007
>have a deep voice
>get accused of mumbling
>speak regularly
>everybody can hear
>everybody starts looking
>people form opinions about what I say and how I say it
>everybody agrees to hate me
>retreat back into my head
Later
>somebody tried to talk to me
>have a deep voice
>be accused of mumbling
Start over again

>>1000984
You sound really confident
>>1001026
Are you on coke?
>>1001027
HAHAHAHAHA this is awesome. Winner.

>>1001062
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vQC40fgQkCf2B4AZo
and now for my real accent for comparison
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vuD3YsA7QOYYGcEf6
Honestly, I've never had any negative comments concerning my voice, I'm just trying to encourage people to share thier voices so I can tell them they aren't as bad as they think they are.

I wouldn't mind listening to this guy's voice if he had something better to say >>1001026

>>1001104
Midwest?
>>1001106
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vMnsw7JCoKO28xNta
If you actually were my cousin, I think I'd die laughing. That kid would never be on 4chan

>>988051

It makes me not want to introduce myself to people or form new friendships. I never speak up in class. I don't talk to people unless they're right beside me so I don't have to raise my voice to much more than a whisper. It's just overall embarrassing because I know I sound like an idiot.

>>1001027
Sorta. Although you put a little too much Jew in there.

>>1001140
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vG7kESsgQxgV9TVHu

>>1001104

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v6CWDg0pKQMh64LAS

>>1001180
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzPe5OEdGHutRmYVx

>>1001184
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vDUf4YbFxnDCKuenG

>>1001200
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v1ZTe5i3fCBCjCNcU

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vQp8FIgXVlIkiYMTT

>>1001226
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHH0bWzc0Fd68YJSb

And for everyone!
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vkmmrlppJhgHLBIRH

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vU8MW4Fkp5whlSxxQ
I bet you think I drink beer out of stubby bottles in an igloo while ice fishing too... fucking racist...

>>1001256
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vYwHvXQcS4wGbcAZh
Well....yeah.....I mean.....don't you?

>>1001208
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbn1pXQZLLsnDJRWp

>>1001279
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v4ByHABwkDaNROrqR
You're welcome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ_fnYhI1HU

>>1001270
I don't drink. I live in an apartment in a city that sees maybe a day of snow in the whole year. Winter is more likely to see us in rain gear than snowsuits. I've never been ice fishing in my entire life because, again, it doesn't get cold enough for lakes to freeze around here. We're basically Washington/Oregon in terms of Climate. Anywho, I have to sleep, my wife is getting ready for bed and giving me the "Get off the fucking computer" glare.

Everybody that posted thier voice? You have nothing to worry about. Your voices are fine. The only thing you have to worry about is the fact that you THINK your voices are wierd/abnormal/terrible. As long as you have something worth hearing, your voice or accent will be secondary to that. People remember you for what you say, not how you said it.

>>1001305
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmGXOTl7AyG1bz8QW

>>1001310
>People remember you for what you say, not how you said it.
Idiot detected

i don't have much of a personality, that's all i can really say as of now.

jiovdofdfkldf

that feel when no one knows how to speak to me

i jus disgise my voise

>>978564
Whenever the semester starts and I'm in new classes I'm afraid to say "here" because I'm unsure of how my voice will sound. My voice is really low and mainly sounding for a female, I was told that if I lost weight my voice would sound more girly but I don't think that matters. I wouldn't trade it though because I'm a really good singer.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v3lLC36SKyyRCetkj

>turns into an attention whoring vacroo thread

thanks for removing me you dumb fucking piece of shit, go fuck yourself.

bumpan to get more into this, i sound like a complete idiot.

i sound like an old tv character, i don't know how to describe it...

bumpan out of interests and the fact that most of us sound like retards.

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>that feel when you have a monotone voice that is dull without any emotion or character
The ultimate cure: sing - not some metalhead bullshit, or pop shit.

My suggestion: anything from the West Side Story, by Bernstein.
Eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwFkIma6yM8
Eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nGuIvMmp78
>Around 1:50
Eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbPtzuzyY1Q

Just torrent the shit out of it.


Another nice one to sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcW0FNS1L8g


Seriously, any light music can be sung without any difficulty - just don't pick any of that pop crap: there's absolutely no musicality in it, and that's what you're lacking.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqoEY5G_H5M
>No lyrics, just sing the melody - it's fucking Brahms: easy as pie
>inb4 you cry
I know what I'm talking about. Either take my advice or not - the choice is yours. Why wouldn't you, though? Singing is the easiest thing a person can do.

op, i bet you don't sound as bad as a lot of us on here.

god damnit, i think it is on here but if i find it i'll let you know.

bumpan out of no voicebox...

Is Vocaroo down for anyone else?

I can't pronounce 'R' so I pretty much stopped talking.
Anything I do say is pretty emotionless.

>>1031071

Are you me? I have trouble speaking to begin with and have no friends or direction. you

>>1031071

what do you mean?
bumpan
dsfopisdf0-

I'm terrified of talking in my math class because everyone laughs at me. Apparently I have a really emotionless voice for a female, so when I answer a question in my math class all the retards laugh at me because I sound bored. Then they spend 5 minutes telling me I sound like I'm bored and a dead person.........

mfw I have no face

>that feel when I can change my voice from male to female at will

feels okay I guess...

I find my voice uncouth and unattractive.

I do not take much pleasure in talking much if at all if I can hep it

I've actually been told I sound older than I really am; puberty hit me like a freight train when it finally did.
I've always had some trouble pronouncing "r"s, so I've developed somewhat of an english/boston accent.
I have pretty good control of my voice, so I can sound a bit older than I normally sound like, or like one of those annoying kids in Xbox game chat on CoD or Halo 3.

when I was a kid, I had amazing control over my voice. I liked to imitate people and sing

then, when I hit puberty, shit started to crack and I started to lose control. People would always laugh because my voice would crack all the time.

Then it got really deep and low pitched, and I have very little control over it. I've been trying to hold notes with music I'm listening to, and that's been helping somewhat. My voice still occasionally cracks at the worst possible times though.

>>1033469 Wow, I thought I was the only person that had trouble with "r"s, but after reading this thread I guess I'm not the only one.
From what I've read just about every person on 4chan has trouble pronouncing "r"s, the tip of a pencil lead broken off in their hand and/or has read Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz.

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>monotone voice
>average sounding male voice (not too high, not too low)
>that feel I'm excited about something and somebody tells me to be excited about it.

would you guys say you're not even social to begin with?

Not really, I don't talk much because despite having English as my first language I keep stumbling over my words and coming out with awkwardly structured sentences. It's really annoying to be honest.

>>1038963

so you have no friends either? Are you doing anything with your life as of now?b

my voice is really bland.

bloxanbland

Are you Ryan Gosling, OP?

I have a lisp

All of my wrath when fat anime loser dicksleeve girls would follow me around to hear me talk because U SOUND LIKE SOLLUX FROM HOMESTUCK

what the fuck is homestuck, no one even talks in homestuck

>>1040801

are you people i don't care about?

>>1041166
Homestuck is quite possibly the stupidest and most idiotic fandom the internet has ever birthed. I fucking hate it, because all of my friends will talk about it non-stop, mainly because they know it pisses me off.

That's my opinion, however, I respect your right to disagree.

>>1043757
>mfw my sister spends all of her time drawing homestuck fanart

She can actually draw too. I hate seeing her waste her talents on that rubbish. I've never seen a worse fanbase in my life.

>>1043824
I know that feel, bro. All of my friends are good at drawing. Too bad all they draw Homestuck-related shit. It pisses me off.

Personally, I don't see what's so great about it. I hate that fandom so much, I'm sitting here raging, just ranting about it. It's just awful.

>Voice drops in 4th grade
>really fucking low
>Get extremely embarassed about it
>Stop using my voice for years
>20 years old
>nearly mute

Fuck this shit
>Train voice up
>Get used to talking
>Can socialize normally
>Doing some slight singing to get my registers active
>Obviously can't falsetto but can get normal upper pitches to come out with little strain
>21 years old now

FUCK YEAAHHHHHH

>22
>fat
>fat voice.

you know the kind.

how many of you don't have any friends female or males?

well hot diggy damn i am pretty bad.

ofgvkosig90sigopslrpe

bump for faggy voices.

i sound nassly like tails from the ova.

>have been complimented on my voice multiple times by teachers after presentations and one time just out of the blue
>they all tell me I would make a great singer
>can't sing for shit

Should I learn to sing? Does it take a lot of time? I'm already studying to be a session guitarist and I don't have a lot of time for a lot of other things.

I always get told to calm down when I'm just talking normal. If I were upset, that really wouldn't help anyway..

>Be female
>Have monotone voice and sound like a 14-year-old boy
>People recognize me as the girl who sounds like a boy, and most of the time they mimicked my voice just to make sure (I hate it)
Fortunately some people said my voice have gotten higher over the years, maybe someday I'll sound like a normal human being...

>>1050013

Let us hear your voice, maybe people are just messing with you.

>Have Australia accent
>everyone in this thread complaining about their voices
>I have an Australian accent

Count yourself lucky fuckers, I have the most annoying accent in the world.

>>1050144

Myself as well anon. But not the heavy one that people dig overseas, I've got the prissy british-ass Melbourne accent.

>>1050144

I take it you've never watched The Jersey Shore or The Real Housewives New York


New York Metro accent is the worst. Aussie is cool man.

>>1050150
I'm from Cains and have the stereotypical bogan accent. Everyone thinks I'm an ice junkie whenever I talk.

>>1050144
Move to America
wimmenz here fucking love that shit

>>1050144

http://vocaroo.com/?media=voPwBMU9OlaMvPsiM

>>1001437
Public speaking isn't about your voice. It's about being a clear and effective communicator. You need to express yourself confidently. If you have something interesting to say, a wierd voice becomes "unique".

Even actors know that it's what sets you apart from the crowd that makes you marketable. You don't have a wierd voice, you have a set of insecurities and expectations concerning your voice that hinder your ability to socialize verbally.

I should have elaborated instead of trying to keep it short and to the point, but fuck it, I was tired as fuck when I wrote it. I'm personaly amazed this thread is still kicking.

ujfri98e5utytgrue58rt

does it matter much? not really, my vocie has been out of the loop.

i sound like a robot.

hey, it works forthe board.

>>1050170
No dude, they love the Steve Irwin aussie accent. Most aussies to not have anything that sounds even slightly like it.

>that feel when your voice is flat and bored-sounding on command
>that feel when mastering speech
If 4 years in retail gave me ANYTHING, it was a proficiency in manipulating my own voice. Well, that and a horrible bitterness mixed with a dash of cynisism, but hey!

know how yeah feel op, don't let it get to your little head.

This thread is a week old. Is that some kind of record?

>>1060493

are you new here? Oh why am i even asking this...?

bumpan for retarded voices.
voices...

If that monotone feller is around, they should hop on Vocaroo and say one of Vernon Tripe's stories from Psychonauts.