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    32 KB Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:42:49 No.959989  
    Annoying Facebook people thread?

    >that possibly-gay guy who checks in to several restaurants a day, usually with a bunch of chicks
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:46:19 No.960022
    >that chick who joins a sorority and makes a status every 2 hours about some stupid event

    I guess I could unsubscribe from her updates but then how would I know when she puts up hot new pics
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:46:27 No.960025
    Those people that claim to be lonely, but have no idea what loneliness really is.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:47:29 No.960038
    >That guy who adds people to facebook even though he secretly thinks they're annoying and stupid.

    Here's looking at you, OP.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:47:30 No.960039
    >that nerdy guy who keeps trying to make witty status updates. sure, occasionally they're good but most of the time you just wanna punch him right in the undeserved sense of comedic ability.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:48:01 No.960045
    I have a friend who constantly posts about ridiculous conspiracy theories, a friend who constantly posts shit about 4chan, and a friend who posts everything she's doing + song lyrics sometimes.

    I've unsubscribed from a bunch of my friends so I don't get their shit on that news feed thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:48:08 No.960046
    >That dumb girl who posts cliche dumb girl statuses every day.
    >THE 1 GUY WHO IS WORTH UR TEARS etc.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:48:32 No.960051
    That one guy who posts 500 political articles a day, mostly from knee-jerk blogs, each with some comment about how we need to take action, then gets into long comment-wars with anyone who hasn't already learned not to respond to his bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:48:37 No.960054
    >that chick who keeps posting self-help quotes

    where the fuck do they even find all those fucking quotes holy shit
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:49:19 No.960062
    The super edgy pseudo-intellectual.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:49:38 No.960064
    >asian chick who has her facebook linked to her tumblr and occasionally bombards your newsfeed with all this shit she's reblogging

    LE ME DERPING HUEHUE ME GUSTA
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:49:48 No.960066
    >that guy who constantly goes on and on about how lonely he is, how he can't get a girlfriend and yet refuses to date anyone older than half his age, posts status updates about his dreams and what he does with certain girls in them, always adding an ellipses to the end of his message and is in general the most whiny and pathetic piece of shit in the world

    Yes, I don't like him. Every time I've removed him from Facebook he guilts me and guilts me and guilts me until I re-add him. I feel like if someone ever put him on ignore he'd kill himself.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:50:56 No.960077
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    >the slut who acts and talks as if she is above the other sluts. doesn't realize she is one.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:52:25 No.960097
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    >the guy who may or may not be having a legit psychotic break and people just mess with him
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:52:39 No.960099
    >>960062
    >>960051
    I think you are describing the same idiot. Damn.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:52:48 No.960102
    >that one girl whose status updates only consist of her talking about what books she's reading or updates pushed through her Goodreads that no one ever comments or cares about because no one else reads books

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:53:00 No.960104
    >The fat chick who constantly posts about working out/her new diet/wondering why people don't watch what they eat or diet

    >The one girl who has albums full of herself

    >The girls that post pictures with captions like "NO FAKEUP" or "SO GROSS"

    >The underage girl/guy who has 500+ party pics, all holding alcohol/pipe

    >Thaa One Persun Whooo Posts Like Disss

    >That guy who wants to be /b/ and "legion" but posts expired and overused memes from 5 years ago

    >That girl with over 1k friends, most of whom she doesn't know or remember
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:53:19 No.960109
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    >>959989
    I don't even..I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW why are whores so oblivious
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:53:30 No.960112
    >I'm not like most girls, I...
    What most girls say
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:53:36 No.960117
    >>960102
    I'll pretend to care about books if it means you'll give me nude pictures of yourself after a few weeks of shooting the shit on Skype/MSN/whatever and slowly tricking you into finding me fascinating.

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:54:00 No.960125
    >>960109
    and other people actually liked it...why??
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:54:25 No.960131
    >>960102

    You should be a bro and comment on those posts.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:54:54 No.960137
    >that person who posts cryptic messages or some kind of shitty inside joke
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:55:04 No.960143
    >>960117
    yeah but you'd actually have to read them and most aren't the stuff that you can read a plot synopsis of off wikipedia
    >> Subconscious !uiC9LOV4Tg 01/02/12(Mon)21:55:13 No.960146
    >>960102
    >facebook
    >people reading books
    pick one
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:55:15 No.960147
    >that girl who's so desirable that any status she makes, no matter how mundane and throwaway, is immediately liked by numerous horny guys trying to get her attention
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:56:22 No.960158
    >>960143
    That actually sounds pretty win-win. I've put myself through much stupider/more tedious shit in my past endeavors at gaming e-chicks.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:56:33 No.960162
    >>960147

    >That girl who's so desirable, there's not only likes on it but comments, if not fights, trying to get her attention
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:56:38 No.960164
    Redditors. Sadly, most of my friends list likes it and spout shitty memes and rage comics. I'm seriously thinking about deactivating it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:57:30 No.960177
    >filipinos in general

    PRAY GUISE PRAY
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:57:40 No.960179
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    OMG lulz that's soo funny xDD!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:57:43 No.960181
    that gay guy who announces he has sex on facebook

    last night he announced he picked a booger...

    also you can't say anything without being labeled as a homophobe.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:57:48 No.960182
    >that guy that always asks if people want to hang out/eat in his status and no one replies
    Even if he offers to pay.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:58:05 No.960187
    >>959989
    oh, you mean yet another generic idiots thread
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:58:46 No.960199
    >that guy who's trying to become a club promoter
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:58:56 No.960202
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    >>960147
    you mean like this?? I'm just going through my friendlist and finding these, didn't realize how many attention whores I had on my list until today
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:59:15 No.960206
    >>960179
    I would delete that person immediately if I had a facebook.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:59:46 No.960217
    >the guy who hardly ever goes online but when he does he posts mundane statuses and then deletes them a few minutes later
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:01:22 No.960234
    >>960179
    I'm
    >>960164
    This is exactly what I'm talking about. Please do us a favor and bring pain to him.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:01:42 No.960241
    >People who announce they're culling their facebook friends.

    Go ahead you stupid fuck.

    As an aside, I had a "friend" I knew from high school who added me, then deleted me, then added me again, then deleted me a second time. She doesn't like me that much she wanted to delete me twice.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:02:35 No.960256
    To all those mentioning (bragging?) about not having a Facebook:

    Do you realize how much it inconveniences people who need to get a hold of you? Classmates/coworkers especially. Not having Facebook is almost as bad as not having a cell phone these days.

    No one fucking says you have to use it every day and do the stuff being described ITT, but I don't see the harm in having one in your backpocket for those times you find yourself needing it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:04:02 No.960273
    >girl constantly talks about how she's independent and doesn't need a man
    >has a new man every 2 months
    >breaks up with him then says the same shit as always

    I used to have a mega crush on this girl in high school (I honestly attribute my previous depression/failing of high school to her). I have no fucking idea what I saw in here, kicked her off my friends list a few months ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:04:09 No.960276
    >that person who just complains on his status

    it's why i deleted my facebook. i said screw people.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:04:21 No.960279
    My Scottish relatives.

    >Slang
    >xx
    >xx
    >xx
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:04:23 No.960280
    >Guy posts status about going to mall
    >"Just came back from the mall. Now I remember why I hate people."
    >Has over a thousand friends
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:04:52 No.960286
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    >>960025
    >then gets 30 likes and 60 comments

    >>960179
    Please stop it hurts so much.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:05:04 No.960290
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    This is a conversation between my 14 year old cousin and her friend, this is their idea of troll..
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:05:09 No.960292
    the girl you know in person who seems to love being miserable 24/7 only talking about her problems (numerous as they are) mopes about all day in a self loathing cloud of fuck the world etc.
    >posts inspirational upbeat change your life, live every day to the fullest type images.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:05:12 No.960294
    >that person who has a shitty photography album

    But even those are nothing compared to the people who legit MAKE AN ENTIRE SEPARATE FACEBOOK PAGE FOR THEIR SHITTY PHOTOGRAPHY

    fuck me
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:05:15 No.960296
    >>960179
    Delete this person. Immediately.

    words can't even describe my rage
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:05:28 No.960299
    >"truth is, everyone's gonna hurt you;; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for. ((((:"
    >"my photography <3"
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:06:29 No.960315
    >about me: I don't like people
    >1000+ friends
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:06:54 No.960317
    People who takes pictures of me on new years eve when i am out of my mind balls to the walls shitfaced drunk and posts it on facebook.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:07:00 No.960319
    >>960164
    Many of my friends have started using the stupid quickmeme bullshit.

    I actually deactivated today, I don't use it all that much anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:07:07 No.960323
    >>960177
    Ohohohohohhhh man.

    Don't forget videos of them playing indie white people songs on ukelele.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:07:13 No.960324
    >>960293

    Sounds like an edgy, pseudo-intellectual. LOOK HOW NON-CONFORMIST I AM, XD.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:07:28 No.960328
    >that ex i accepted to seem okay about being friends
    >fucking 50 indirect emo statuses a week about me
    >fuck sake we dated 4 months over a year ago
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:07:49 No.960333
    >>960279
    HAHAHA, oh god I know that feel. Some british chav added me, and I keep her around simply to watch the slang evolve. It's getting pretty fucking crazy, 90% of the shit I can't even read.

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<<<<<#######3333xxxxxx
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:09:12 No.960347
    >>960147
    >>960147

    Lol, know one of those. She's actually a really nice girl, but you can always see the slimy beggars drooling at her feet whenever she makes a status update.

    I actually feel bad for some of those guys; they've been friendzoned like mofos yet they don't even realize it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:09:22 No.960352
    >black chick who keeps posting pics of her horrendous nails
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:09:56 No.960361
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    Just take a look at this absolute cunt.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:10:09 No.960364
    Anyone mind explain this shit?

    Call me a slut, call me a wh*re if you don't like me there's the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat i can put on or i can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb excuse me miss; but i'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake that's just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek call me what you want, i'm just unique....
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:10:45 No.960373
    >>960347
    They do realize it.

    I think the friendzone mindset is "if I keep digging this hole I'm in, I'll eventually come out on the other side".

    Then she goes and starts dating some dude she met randomly.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:10:45 No.960374
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    Note this girl is a 9/10, such a desperate attempt at fishing for compliments...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:10:48 No.960375
    >>960299
    >>960294
    >>960294
    >>960294
    >>960294
    >WATERMARKS
    >FULLY OPAQUE HOMEMADE WATERMARKS EVERYWHERE
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:11:03 No.960383
    >that one girl who used to be a massive KH/FF7 fangirl back in middle school and early high school, but now spends her time talking about how she's such a nerd on facebook
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:11:20 No.960385
    >>960361
    >wankchester united
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:12:05 No.960397
    To lazy to post images but

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=109056419201
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:12:09 No.960399
    >>960375
    And they always have like 2k friends and all these chicks all over their dick.

    Honestly, learning to be a convincing photographer to the layman's eye is the quickest way to pussy.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:12:10 No.960400
    >>960374

    Can't see shit in this sector, captain.

    >>960385

    You're on my wavelength.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:12:29 No.960405
    >>960364
    >>960364
    >>960364
    >I'M ALL OF THOSE THINGS
    >THEREFORE I AM UNIQUE
    >WOMAN LOGIC

    holy fuck. this thread is making a vein bulge on my temple.
    >> Brandon !scOttWZigg 01/02/12(Mon)22:12:31 No.960406
    >gay raver guy who thinks everyone cares about his business and proclaims he hates drama and hates causing it. Then goes on to say that he doesn't find blacks attractive at all.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:12:49 No.960413
    >>960147
    >hot girl who I'm friends with
    >one day she puts up a status
    >SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX etc.
    >21 likes and 18 comments
    That happened last summer
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:13:25 No.960419
    >that try-hard rich skanky girl with bad grammar that gets a dr seuss quote tattooed on her back

    also
    >that fat chick in her 20s who is obsessed with a shitty band (i.e. black veil brides)
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:13:36 No.960422
    > That friend constantly posting about vaccines causing cancer, and the goverment being controlled by corporations

    The worst part is she has like 4 kids
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:13:50 No.960425
    wait wait wait

    /r9k/ has facebook? and... friends?

    ah well, anything is better than a baw thread
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:14:43 No.960433
    >>960299
    Where does this quote originate? It's either Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe or a bunch of other celebrities. The same with that John Lennon "When I was 5" quote.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:14:53 No.960436
    >>960399
    >>960399
    yes, it's always 1. a basic nikon SLR and 2. photoshopped to shit.

    >"omg, sooo gud, you should go professional!! XDDD"
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:15:17 No.960443
    >that one girl who spams liberal guilt, anti-religion, and feminazi text-on-pictures all over everyone's walls
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:15:42 No.960454
    To those of you thinking that people are deleting you from their friends lists; Facebook will automatically delete random people from your/their friends list for no reason. It's a known bug, I have no idea why it happens.

    >mfw good friends have been deleted due to this bug and they wonder why I did it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:16:09 No.960461
    >>960397

    directly linking to a facebook? are you fucking crazy?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:16:53 No.960470
    >>960425
    /r9k/ is actually sort of normal people with mental problems.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:17:09 No.960479
    >that girl who lists her religion as "christian and wiccan" or some other shit like that
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:17:14 No.960481
    >That one guy who constantly posts Metal songs
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:18:23 No.960499
    >>960481
    >those stuck up douches who post indie and jazz music
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:18:31 No.960503
    >those people spamming "brotips"

    ALL OF MY RAGE
    >> A Random Saints Fan 01/02/12(Mon)22:18:43 No.960506
    >THAT FUCKING GUYS WHO POSTS MEMES
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:20:13 No.960520
    >>960506
    >that guy who posts spiderman
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:20:57 No.960533
    >Those people that take pictures of drugs
    Your impressing nobody
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:21:35 No.960543
    >>960361
    >Modern Atheist movement
    Why are people being such cunts about religion? Atheists are becoming the very thing they hate. This is what happens when men like Dawkins and Hitchens become the center of the spotlight. Why aren't there more guys like Carl Sagan or Michael Shermer, who are not total cunts when it comes to religion.
    I'm an atheist
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:21:37 No.960545
    >>960520

    Hey 60s Spiderman is acceptable
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:21:44 No.960547
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    Passive aggressive people who complain about other passive aggressive people
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:21:52 No.960550
    >That handful of guys who post SWAAAAAAAG on all of each others' statuses.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:22:21 No.960561
    >that girl who can post the dumbest shit and still get 50 likes

    I used to wonder how people got over a thousand friends on Facebook, until I realized they were accepting friend requests from people they don't even know.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:22:35 No.960565
    >>960533
    >those people who always type "your" instead of "you're"
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:23:45 No.960582
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    >that guy who won't stop posting about shitty music
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:24:05 No.960585
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    Like they're actually doing anything to hurt you. Like they're going to climb up on your fucking treadmill and try to use it at the same time as you.

    Maybe since you are such an anti-social recluse you should buy exercise equipment for your house instead of venturing out into a public place for it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:24:36 No.960589
    how bout those people who love the military,probably love cawa dooty, thinks the service is some amazing mystical great thing, super fun, ready to shoot guns like a badass, and can't wait to enlist
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:25:14 No.960597
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    >that guy with a profile picture of him drinking a pint
    >the same guy making statuses all the time about going out for a pint and inviting people for a a pint.
    all of my fucking hate.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:25:20 No.960600
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    >OMG WHO DID THEEZ??
    >THEY LOOK GREAT!
    >SO UNIQUE, UR HOT
    >U LOOK SO OLD
    >OMG I CANT W8 FOR GRADUATION

    >HOLY
    >FLYING
    >FUCK
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:25:36 No.960603
    what ever you say bitch
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:26:03 No.960607
    >>960597
    dude looks like a real queer
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:26:25 No.960612
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    >>960603
    forgot my picture, welp
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:26:37 No.960613
    >>960286

    hey they're jamming at my place!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:26:48 No.960615
    >>960597
    I really like the word pint.. and I say it all the time :(

    Except facebook statuses, and I dont have a picture with me with a pint.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:27:16 No.960623
    >>960547
    WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS

    >>960550
    WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE DOUCHEBAGS

    >>960589
    WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE RETARDS
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:27:31 No.960629
    >that one girl who has two kids
    >lists her job as "full-time mommy"
    >bitch isn't even 20 yet
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:27:31 No.960630
    >>960385
    Manchester United fans that post about how they're the best, shit on whatever team you like, talk shit when your team loses but then disappear when Manure lose.
    It's just like /sp/.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:28:02 No.960638
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    >that one bitch who only has black and white pictures, with a lot of those being pictures of only have of her face
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:28:12 No.960641
    >>960612
    I don't even think I understand that status.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:28:28 No.960644
    >>960585
    Hey fuck you. Gyms get really crowded the first couple of months of the new year and it's inconvenient for the people who have been going seriously.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:28:31 No.960645
    >>960629
    I rage and lol when I see that shit
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:28:31 No.960646
    >>960629
    I know a girl like that, she is 16 and dating a good friend.
    >her kid is almost a year old already
    >> Brandon !scOttWZigg 01/02/12(Mon)22:29:03 No.960650
    >>960638
    what pretty hair
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:29:45 No.960657
    >>960629
    I saw a girl like that. Funny thing is, I wanted to fuck her so badly back in middle school.

    Sometimes I'm glad to be a beta faggot.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:30:00 No.960663
    >>960641
    she believes that she is so good looking and spectacular that her ex boyfriends should probably be wondering how lucky they were to be with her
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:30:06 No.960666
    >People who post pictures of themselves with random song lyrics that have nothing to do with the photo.

    I wan't to saw these people in half.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:30:07 No.960667
    >>960374
    Did this bitch quote Eminem?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:30:29 No.960678
    >>960547
    >you know who you are
    >even if you couldn;t say it to my face
    OH THE IRONY
    what a fucking hypocryte
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:32:18 No.960705
    >>960667
    All of her status are quotes by Eminem or Drake, shes always talking about how fat she is (shes not at all) and how no guy deserves her..
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:33:52 No.960722
    >>960666
    my first trips.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:34:53 No.960745
    >>960722
    >>960722
    and satanic too, good show!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:34:55 No.960747
    people who point out their first trips
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:35:02 No.960749
    My British relatives

    >every fucking post ends in xx
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:35:24 No.960756
    >>960361
    I was getting kinda steamed when I saw
    >Any quote thats anti-religion.
    But then I saw
    >'Its better to burn out than fade away' - Kurt Cobains Suicide note.
    and I got mad.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:35:52 No.960761
    >Can we pretend the air planes in the night sky are shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:36:32 No.960767
    >>960600
    lolwtf top middle chicks in a river in a dress
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:38:01 No.960788
    That person who only posts statuses to get likes.

    R9k would like this one
    "Guys are awesome. They don't care about petty drama, they'll tell you when you need to shut up without holding grudges forever, they give compliments without envy, and give you the best guy advice. Girls, take notes."
    >68 people like this
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:38:04 No.960789
    >>960761
    >Babby's first 2deep4u quote
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:38:20 No.960793
    I've gotten into the habit of deleting anybody who annoys me. You all should do this too
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:38:27 No.960796
    >>960756
    Word. I wanted to say something about that too. Neil Young doesn't deserve such blasphemy.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:38:59 No.960806
    >>960793
    But then I'd only have like 8 friends.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:39:08 No.960807
    >that somewhat liked by most people but clearly awkward to a degree beta late-teens guy who has a slightly different but not too risky haircut, loves Xbox 360 videogames a little bit too much and always posts "ironic" statuses like "*insert generic [calendar event]-related status here*"
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:40:03 No.960819
    >>960793
    way ahead of ya.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:40:14 No.960824
    >>960644

    Ugh, that feel

    I mean, I'm actually gonna complain about the person who is complaining about that status.

    >>960585

    Do you work out? Probably not. I have no problem with people getting in shape, it's actually pretty commendable and hard to do, especially when you get to a certain weight and don't feel that there's a way to get to your goal weight.

    But I don't think you understand how fucking irritating it is to have to either wait for a machine while some retard dicks around on it for 15 minutes thinking they're getting some sort of 'workout' or getting kicked off of one because a couple of women need the treadmills right next to each other so they can talk about Katy Perry's divorce and how they're going to Taco Bell after their workout.

    I mean I like that January joiners help the gym but they usually are the most inexperienced and don't follow the rules, and then get pissed when you call them out on it because "blah blah blah I'm a PAYING MEMBER and all I want to do is work out what am I doing wrong besides doing reps on a circuit that you and four other people are on"
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:40:27 No.960827
    >>960761
    I have a friend who posted that 3 or 4 times in a row when that song first came out, then she started posting it again last week.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:40:52 No.960834
    >>960793
    but as much as I don't care about my friend-list count, in-fact I have it hidden, the more the better still.

    I just hide people from my wall and I forget I ever even had them as a friend.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:41:22 No.960843
    >>960793
    Just started doing this.
    Deleting everyone who I don't talk to/annoying as hell/I don't know.

    From 236 friends to 103, and still going.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:42:56 No.960877
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    I don't even give a fuck.
    facebloxxx
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:43:03 No.960879
    >Call me old fashioned, but i think its appropriate for a guy to write a girl a letter, serenade her, and surprise her with flowers

    I read this and laughed at how obvious it was he was trying to impress girls with this..but then the status got roughly 30 'likes'
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:43:31 No.960887
    >>960585
    This is a legit complaint. Nothing worse than your gym suddenly flooded with 100s of people taking up all the machines, not following etiquette (putting the weights back, etc.) It is annoying as all fuck to the regulars.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:43:53 No.960896
    >>960807
    fuck, that guy. He's full of himself too
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:45:52 No.960929
    That girl that talks shit about Islam and thinks Christianity is so great because it "gives women freedom."
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:46:05 No.960937
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    >>960807
    This is me without the ironic statuses.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:46:43 No.960945
    >>960879

    >implying women actually want that

    Nice way to get friendzoned.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:47:58 No.960962
    Does anyone else have 16 year olds added who talk about fucking and doing drugs nonstop?
    With Bob Marley shit in their profile, wearing flannel shirts, DC hats, energy drink logos, posting Wiz Khalifa and quotes about getting high?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:49:29 No.960986
    >>960945
    love this kid, he's a pathetic pasty "SWAG" kid with a popular little brother that gets him into the parties. Dated his female best friend for a month, she realized she was not attracted to him at all, and is now dating his closest friend. His fb statuses are a mixed bag of unoriginal 420 jokes and sensitive guy bs
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:49:41 No.960989
    >>960962
    I sure don't.
    >they're 14 or younger
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:49:54 No.960993
    >constantly posts how everything in the world is fucked up and no one is doing anything about it
    >they don't do anything about it.

    the worst is when they accuse everyone else in the world of being oblivious to the problems just because they don't post statuses about them all the time. it happens here too and annoys me.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:51:49 No.961022
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    The day I deleted facebook was the day I experienced complete peace. These fucking people are unbelievable.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:52:04 No.961025
    >>960945
    this, I bet all of those 30 likes were girls, but they thought it was cute and at no point did they get any urge to want to fuck the guy, I promise.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:53:17 No.961042
    >>961022
    what's this picture?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:54:46 No.961065
    >>961022
    >angles
    Oh god...I would've kept my facebook for the laughs at least.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:57:13 No.961093
    >>961042
    it's her quote from her picture,
    she spelled "angels" wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:57:38 No.961099
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    This stupid bitch. Oh my goodness.
    The person she wanted to say this to was someone's mom.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:00:49 No.961135
    >>961099
    Holy fuck, is that real?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:01:47 No.961150
    >>961135
    Yes, it is real. I face palmed at this bitches stupidity.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:17:33 No.961321
    Not really annoying but kinda funny and face palm.
    I posted a link to a youtube video of a korean show like american idol i guess. this korean girl sings adele in perfect english.
    i'll green text what happened.
    >post video
    >sister comments "i thought that bitch was going to start singing in chinese"
    >me: shes korean. it says it in the title.
    >sister: idc its all the same to me
    >me: how are we related
    >sister: i ask my self the same thing..

    She used that weird type thing with like one letter and stuff.

    Idonteven.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:20:10 No.961347
    >>961321
    >She used that weird type thing with like one letter and stuff

    wut
    bloxsox
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:20:35 No.961352
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    >>961321
    >that weird type thing
    care to copy paste?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:21:40 No.961364
    >>961352
    >>961347

    weirdtypethingmind
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:22:57 No.961378
    >>961352
    >>961352
    what the fuck I first thought thats a baby and a thick veiny cock
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:23:34 No.961384
    >>961378
    you might be a pedo
    >I saw it too
    >kill me
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:26:44 No.961413
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    Why?

    >Our Robot who art in Cyberspace,
    >Feared be thy algorithm;
    >Thy posters come
    >Thy will be done
    >On IRC as it is on 4chan.
    >Give us this day our daily post
    >And forgive us our reposts
    >As we forgive those who cannot into /r9k/;
    >And lead us not into happiness and joy,
    >But deliver us from the real world.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:27:24 No.961417
    >>961413
    I JUST had a post like this on my own Feed
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:30:24 No.961447
    >>961352
    >>961347
    You know...replacing you with U.
    and that whole..multiple letters...like "mii"
    etc. Like those retards.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:30:53 No.961452
    >>960109
    >HEY, PEOPLE WHO I AM NOT FACEBOOK FRIENDS WITH, PLEASE STOP HAVING PUBLIC PROFILES BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE WILLINGLY LOOKING THROUGH YOUR PHOTOS
    Uhhhggg...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:32:21 No.961464
    One of my relatives from my fathers side added me on facebook.
    She posted a status about love in that weird retarded multiple letters, multiple grammar mistakes style.
    >i commented "What does this say?"
    >her; 0mFFg!! U dnT eVeeen uNdAstAnd!!
    >"Oh, I'm sorry, did you say this -retype what she said-. You made a few errors"
    >deletes me off facebook.

    That is exactly why i dont have my real last name on facebook.
    My extended family is full of retards that i have been avoiding like the plague since i was a kid.
    They still manage to find me.

    >that asian guy who doesnt stop posting about composing music. and how he's writing a book.

    >that black guy (oreo) who doesnt stop posting about college.
    >takes picture of himself eating cupanoodles "life of a starving college student".

    >that black girl that doesnt stop posting about god.

    >that teen mom that constantly posts pictures of her babies.

    >girl that is like "anxiiouus. nervoussee. :/ "
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:32:33 No.961468
    >>961413
    >What Troll Guy are you?
    >What Troll Guy
    >Troll Guy
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:33:41 No.961477
    >>961468
    My exact fucking thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:35:34 No.961494
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    >Obsessed with a video game, gets a new e-boyfriend every couple of days
    >Adds them on facebook - "i <3 Faggot Williams"
    >Edits her shitty pictures in paint because thats what cool kids do
    >Her idea of taking screenshots is photographing the monitor with her cell phone

    Bitch is 17. I suspect she has a learning disability.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:45:07 No.961560
    >this fucking kid

    I've known him since about 5th grade. He's ugly as shit because he had a cleft lip as a baby and has had a shitton of surgery. He thinks he's a badass because he plays with plastic air soft guns and he's obsessed with shitty horror movies.
    (not the good shitty kinds, I mean like he's fucking obsessed with jason vorhees and that shit)
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:47:42 No.961588
    >>961464

    >that black girl that doesnt stop posting about god.
    Oh my god this. Especially when in real life she's the most judgmental and superficial cow you know. Yet on FB she's a total angel with terribad typing and full of acceptance for all
    >bonus points if she's blind to her hypocracy when she quotes the bible verse saying worship and talk about God should be done in private, yet she posts statuses about him all fucking day long
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:48:49 No.961605
    >>961560
    What's his first name? What country are you in? I think I might know him
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:49:50 No.961615
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    >>961560
    Oops forgot my pic, and fuck you mutebox.

    >>961605
    I'm in the US. Illinois to be more specific.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:51:31 No.961642
    >>961615
    Nevermind. Was worried one of my old friends from back in the day was talking about me circa 5th grade, before I grew the fuck up
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:53:33 No.961666
    >>961560
    I was obsessed with fucking Friday the 13th when I was...six? Never told anyone but that shit was rad.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:53:40 No.961668
    >>960025
    >>960025
    >>960025
    >>960025
    >>960025
    >>960025
    >>960025
    THIS. SO MUCH OF THIS.

    There's one girl who's constantly posting quotes and things that are meaningful enough to the daft people of facebook to like all over. She seems to think that she's sad and lonely, and whenever I see this I burn with seething hatred because she really just doesn't understand what the fuck she is saying
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:56:33 No.961706
    >that fat chick who has written up all of her political views, religious views, personal info etc to be like "<generic liberal views expressed in a manner which indicates she clearly has no idea what she's talking about> and fuck you if you don't like it don't judge me its my opinion"

    She is ALWAYS fat. One of those fucks who'd go on /soc/ and post in a "chubby" thread. Tattoos and piercings and everything. Ugly nerdy fat angsty cunts.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:56:35 No.961707
    >>961615
    >mfw he has double the friends I do
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:57:04 No.961710
    >>961666
    >>961666
    >>961666
    trip 666 on that quote, fucking wizardry inb4 I get dubs to prove even bigger point
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:57:10 No.961714
    >>961477
    i think thats kinda the point
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:10:21 No.961877
    > a hostile, vague, 2-5 word status, aimed at a specific person, but posted on facebook to keep people unsure of who

    fucking bitches
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:11:40 No.961891
    >>961588
    >>961615
    Weird -- I'm from Chicago and the description sounded like it could've fit a guy I knew in high school. That's not him, though.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:13:55 No.961923
    >That fat bitch who has an "official page" & a "personal page"

    My rage is more powerful then Yellowstone when that fucker blows
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:17:38 No.961977
    >That feel when you don't have a facebook because, for some undefinable reason, you feel nothing but anxiety when you see friends and family members talking about their lives
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:22:25 No.962041
    A girl I knew from primary school on my friends list posted about how she is going for kemo:

    >Me: Hey there -girl- You will be in my thoughts throughout this difficult time. Just remember, keep up the fight and don't lose hope!

    >Her: Umm thanks...do I know you?

    >Me: Yeah we had classes together back in primary school

    >Her: Umm k

    >Me: So when do you start the treatment?

    >Her: umm i dont know you...get off my wall u creeper

    Her status about 10 mins later:

    >OMG why do I always get messaged by creepy old guys :*(
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:25:36 No.962092
    >>962041
    Bonus points because you're probably not even old.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:25:37 No.962093
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    >>962041
    Wow, she seems like a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:30:04 No.962151
    >>962041
    I hope chemo kills her.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:30:50 No.962161
    >>962041
    I feel bad now because I had the slightest flash of "Hope it doesn't work" after I read that.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:33:22 No.962191
    >>962041

    Let's all be honest though, it's kind of weird to be messaging someone you only knew in primary school for any reason.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:35:18 No.962222
    >when people switch between 'u' and 'you or some other shit
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:35:26 No.962225
    >>962191
    >>962191
    >>962191
    she didn't have to be so fucking rude, OP probably made up or over exegurated most of the shit anyways
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:37:06 No.962243
    >>962041
    cuuuuuuuunt
    Is her name Lauren?
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:39:22 No.962271
    >>962225

    she's going through literally the worst moments of her life right now. cut her a little slack.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:44:22 No.962327
    >>962271
    >going through the worst moments of her life
    >demonizing people who try to support her
    Yeah, I don't think so. She's a cunt.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:44:45 No.962333
    >>962271
    He tried to comfort her, and she get's rude
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:49:58 No.962374
    >that guy who's posting stuff on the wall of the girl i like
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:52:47 No.962402
    >>962374
    Hey.
    Hey, that guy.
    Yeah, you.
    Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:53:56 No.962416
    >That feel when the ex-girlfriend who treated you like you were sub-human has turned into a whore since you last met her and you find this out when you look at their facebook in a "I wonder what happened to XYZ" browsing session
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:55:03 No.962428
    >>961615
    godDAMNIT! This mother fucker graduated the year before me at the same school.... even go to the same college.

    dont know him though
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)00:59:08 No.962471
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    These types of people.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:02:30 No.962511
    >Guy who constantly posts cryptic stuff or suicide threats, never follows through with them.
    >The daggers are piercing into my heart, blackness. I feel the coldness seeping in, why won't she just end the pain??
    >That's it, fuck this world and everyone in it. Goodbye.
    0 likes, 0 comments
    And now for quotes!
    >"sigh... every freaking girl i talk to just smacks me across the face... do i really seem to be the kinda guy that would turn his back around for nothing other than denial?... i'm not like every other guys damnit... even the one dearest to my heart thinks i'm like that...
    fucking depressed now... don't want to do anything... or hear anyone...
    later peeps... imma go wallow in the filth that is apparently me."
    >It is uncertain... As is many things... like my hold on reality and life... but it is pleasantly uncertain... ah the rantings of a wolf, driven insane...

    Sadly, he always deletes his suicide posts after a few days, so couldn't find one. Tend to be "Fuck all of you, hate the world, bla bla, leaving forever with the help of this knife/gun/trendywayofdying"
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:05:39 No.962565
    >>960550
    We have fucking Odd Future to blame for that.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:05:41 No.962566
    >>962471
    >>962471
    >general posting of quotes on facebook

    SO MUCH FAGGOTRY
    These people don't even have any idea what this really means
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:07:04 No.962580
    This is a daily conversation that goes on this one FB friend's walls:
    Any time someone mentions someone being skinny.

    Girl A: I'm finally starting to beat my anorexia...I'm glad that I'm getting through this ok.

    Girl B:(is a hambeast) Hey at least you are socially accepted because you're a twig!


    Girl B: Well all nerds are fat huge losers who live in their mom's basement.

    Girl A: I know a few skinny nerds...

    Girl B: Well at least society accepts him!!


    Girl A is someone always posts emo statuses about how suicidal she is for being anorexic...and Girl B is a hambeast who always goes on and on about how society only accepts twigs and should be more accepting of fat people. Big is beautiful!
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:08:58 No.962596
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    This fat cunt.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:10:49 No.962613
    >that one guy who always posts something trying to get negative attention so he can "own" everyone who tells him he's an idiot

    >that hambeast feminazi who posts EVERY FUCKING DAY about how bad chris brown is

    >13 year olds who constantly post early 2000's pop music videos, like Avril Lavigne
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:11:26 No.962623
    >that one stupid friend who is 'in love' with some stupid whore and constantly posts sappy and cliche song lyrics and quotes obviously directed at her even though she broke up with him about 2 months ago

    QUIT BEING A STUPID FAGGOT ANDREW. LET IT GO. GOD DAMN.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:11:44 No.962628
    >>962580
    >Fat girls are nicer than skinny girls
    >Hypothesis still waiting for supporting evidence
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:13:47 No.962648
    >>962511
    More annoying people that I keep around for the lulz
    >Guy who constantly posts in japanese, despite being sandnigger
    I shit you not, he always says "oyasuminasai mina san" before bed.
    >That girl who constantly writes paragraphs about her day, like people care, and floods feed with paragraphs to her friends. As an added bonus, calls out women for being skinny while she hates being picked on for her fatness.
    >Ex. Lol skinny bitch got told, needs to respect me for who I am.
    Lolwut?
    >That fugly chick who feels entitled, and things she's a player. G becomes Q.
    >fucq quyssss, they donttt thinkk it beee lyk it iz, butttt it dooo (obviously dramatized this, ba-leeted her ages ago because it was too much)
    >Juzt cuz imaa playyyya, dontt hate bitchezzzzzzzz!!!1!!
    She has the most unfortunate face, coupled with a grotesquely fat and lumpy body.

    That girl who knows she's pretty, and loves to point it out.
    >Ughh guys always hitting on me at work. I don't want to be hit on by customers, k?
    >Hey sweetie, I don't like being called babe, okay? :):):) silly boys!

    Le faggot
    >Constantly posts memes, uses 'le' like a redditfag.
    >Complains about being lonely, always talking about a girl he misses in a creepily constant manner.
    When he hits low points, almost 10 statuses a day are dedicated to "the one I miss.... sigh :/:/"

    The picture every day girl.
    >Me with no makeup, for the guy who is worth it!
    >"cliche quote goes here"
    >LOOK AT HOW CASUAL I POSE GUISE

    The "nerdy girl"
    >videogames, movies only guys usually like, big bang theory style jokes, nerd pop-culture references erry-where
    >I'm such a tomboy/nerd/geek!

    This is why I'm down to about 70 friends, and still deleting.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:18:38 No.962688
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    The bigger picture is the shirt he's wearing in his DP.
    He spouts memes like crazy and also has said he is foreveralone.

    Meanwhile he's all lovey with his girlfriend all the time, that I think he met online or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:19:46 No.962702
    > I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

    Everyone knows at least one girl who's had this quote on their page.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:21:22 No.962709
    >that girl you secretly love posting pictures with her dumbass boyfriend ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:23:25 No.962724
    >>962702
    I hate how it has become okay to be a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:26:21 No.962754
    >>962709
    I know that feel.

    >That gigantic douchebag that posts ridiculously misogynistic statuses yet women still find him hilarious

    >Those fucking hipsters who post video game shit and webcomic links on their walls

    >Those assholes who posted the Penn State "KEEP CALM AND FIGHT ON" shit when that scandal blew up
    Although that maybe because I live in Pennsylvania
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:27:15 No.962762
    >that faggot who constantly has status updates with extremely outdated or stupid memes and thinks he's cool and special for knowing them
    >arrow to the knee
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:28:41 No.962774
    >>962754
    Best state in the union.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:29:28 No.962783
    >that one really cute German girl you have on facebook from when she was an international student at your school
    >every status is full of a minimum of seven different smileys and ">.<" things along with a mix of English and German fragments

    >that one fucktard who just pirated FL studio and Massive and reposts every little twenty second shitty dubstep work in progress to Facebook from his new Soundcloud
    >"OMG so filthy!! Dirty fucking drop!"

    >"Anyone wanna hang out/go for a drink/chill to[day][night][morrow]?" - usually from a thinks-she's-entitled hambeast

    >that fucking guy who insists on calling you out for using "big words" if you type a word with more than two syllables
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:29:39 No.962786
    >people who think they are hipsters because they like mumford and sons and foster the people
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:29:55 No.962791
    >>962774
    Well it's definitely better than Jersey.

    But yeah, totally.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:31:01 No.962799
    >>962786
    OH MY FUCK THIS
    bloxblox
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:32:14 No.962807
    >>961668
    tell her she has no idea what true loneliness feels like

    >>w-w-w-what who are you?
    >>I am the rage and the storm which has brewed in the deep reaches of the net
    >>Why are you so angry?
    >>Because bitches like you keep posting how you're lonely. Only I CAN UNDERSTAND TRUE LONELINESS.
    >>Who are you??

    Also
    >>girls who post "I'm swearing off guys forever."
    >>"lol guess who had new years sex??"

    annoys me because we're quite good friends.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:33:44 No.962824
    >>962783
    >that fucking guy who drastically expands his vocabulary when and only when he gets in an argument to sound like an intellectual to the point where he's probably using a thesaurus
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:34:33 No.962834
    >>962807
    God, that's the worst, is seeing the traits you hate pop up in people close to you and remembering that they are exactly like everyone else, you just happen to like them for whatever reason.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:37:29 No.962859
    >>962709
    Oh god this.

    The best way is to start planting the seeds of his downfall.

    although you'll never be her boyfriend if you choose this path.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:37:33 No.962861
    >The faggots who say they're depressed and want to end their lives just to get attention
    >The faggots who actually respond
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:38:17 No.962877
    >that feel when you have never had a Facebook account

    I have no idea what is going on in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:40:07 No.962897
    not sure if someone already put this but..
    >Repost if your single and looking to change it. Lms if your looking for a friends. Inbox if you want me to change it.

    and then a few minutes later..

    >so-and-so is in a relationship with ...
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:40:35 No.962903
    >>962877

    That feel when you don't give a shit about some crappy website that a Jew made up. It's fucking stupid really.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:41:59 No.962921
    >>962903
    i use it for stalking and entertainment, i rarely post
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:42:21 No.962923
    >>962897
    underage and b&nd dettected

    that's not normal
    >> Pikachu !luvrainbow 01/03/12(Tue)01:45:16 No.962952
    I can't actually post her picture, mostly because she's probably ON 4chan, and I don't need to get some bitchy message talking about how much of a terrible person I am, but I just hate her. She talks about how much she hates passive aggressive bullshit, but is so herself, and memes everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:45:22 No.962954
    >>962923
    im 21.. not sure about the people on my friends list .. prob 16 or 17
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:48:50 No.962986
    >>960361
    this. not only in facebook but in real life. atheists that just became atheist because its trendy and cool and to punish their strictly religious fathers incounsciently
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:51:12 No.963005
    >that person who constantly spouts dead memes

    LOL U MAD BRO XD
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:52:07 No.963014
    >>960361
    >Anything that's anti-religion
    holy shit
    plus there's a quote in there that says to let other people believe what they want to believe, she clearly is just posting random religious quotes
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:54:13 No.963037
    >>960294

    WHY DO SO MANY GIRLS HAVE PHOTOGRAPHY PAGES?

    THEY ARE ONLY TAKING PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:55:18 No.963045
    >>962952
    Post it. By the way you describe her, she's probably never been out of /b/
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)01:56:31 No.963060
    That person who always types the most condescending things, as though they have a hard time fitting in. This is a bad example, but I couldn't find anything because she deleted most of her posts
    "*first name* is caving in and being social! *first name* going to be attending a party tonight with -gasp- alcohol! How will *firstname* do?"
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)02:07:55 No.963159
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    Fat, unfortunate looking girls that are 'speshul snowflakes and are beautiful and unique just the way they are!'
    I knew her all through high school. She was just an unpleasant person to be around. She offended nearly all five senses.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)02:13:37 No.963210
    >that guy who makes short films and posts "If this status gets 20 likes before Friday I'll release my hardcore cross-country biking compilation video early" statuses ALL THE FUCKING TIME

    Everyone thinks you're a wanker, Shedden. Cut it out.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)02:21:35 No.963276
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    >>963005

    >that person who's only just discovered trollface and uses it as their avatar

    The embarrassment, it burns.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)02:24:23 No.963304
    >that girl who posts art, her own poetry, and talks about how much she loves to travel and how she counts down to each trip, daily
    hurrr i so cultuerd
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)02:27:14 No.963329
    >>963159
    lol she looks like a gremlin
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)02:27:14 No.963330
    >>963159
    That banner/cover makes me wanna puke.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)09:20:39 No.966122
    >that guy that posts rap songs he made on garage band
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)09:34:35 No.966244
    >that girl that has a stupidly expensive camera but only uses it for blurry "artistic" photos and pictures of her in the mirror
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)09:36:21 No.966253
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    people like this, no feedback at all ever why do you continue?
    went to highschool with him we are at different colleges now good riddence
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)09:39:09 No.966278
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    that fucking guy pisses me off so god damn much
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)09:45:14 No.966315
    Gay guy who passive aggressively posts about how people he knows are dicks.

    One of the biggest assholes I've ever met in real life. Think of the stereotypical catty gay, I always thought it was a mean stereotype, but they are real and they are usually not nice people/
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)09:48:37 No.966342
    >the clinically depressed/mental problem girl who posts 30 status updates a day with giant walls of text saying how hard it is to be her with her struggles
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)09:49:24 No.966346
    >That girl who keeps quoting literature to sound deep
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)09:52:47 No.966369
    >that guy who invites everyone to every new group he makes
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)09:55:45 No.966390
    Threads like these remind me why I don't have a facebook.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:06:08 No.966487
    >>960666
    Yes! This so much. Some whore posted a picture of herself the other day with the caption "No one ever kisses the right person at midnight." What the actual fuck does that even mean and how does it relate at all to the picture?
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:12:29 No.966528
    >>966278
    >i hacked 127.0.0.1
    Alright, I raged a little.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:20:32 No.966582
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    >that girl from school that added you and never stops spamming how men and her love life sucks
    >that guy that always post negative shit because he's a retard
    >that guy that lurks everyday because no one will talk to him that's me
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:20:37 No.966584
    >people who upload soundcloud shit of their awful singing
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:23:56 No.966605
    >that guy who has loads of facebook friends, posts jokes on there that are genuinely funny and is actually really nice
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:28:24 No.966632
    >>960929

    Fuck off, moslem-swine.

    On Topic:

    Moslem-pigs on facebook.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:28:33 No.966634
    >that memespouting kid who's always posting reddit comics and also posting on the wall of that genuinely nerdy girl you like
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:29:29 No.966643
    >>966605
    I have a guy on my facebook like that. He's probably the only person I have who I can honestly say I enjoy most if not all of his status updates.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:29:46 No.966645
    >>966346
    but i like books
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:31:30 No.966654
    >that girl who likes a lot of the same vidya you do, went to the same high school you did, graduated the same year, and overall seems like a cool person from her profile
    >that feel when wondering where the hell she was and why you never got to meet her
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:37:42 No.966693
    >That guy who posts nothing and has no information on his profile
    oh yeah that's me

    >that girl who posts updates whenever she does anything, whoever she's with, wherever she is
    >that girl/s with over 1000 'friends'

    and of course
    >the fag
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:39:19 No.966715
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    dont know if this has been posted already.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)10:47:07 No.966772
    >that guy who posts links to his youtube videos of his shitty Yugioh fandub, as if anyone gave a shit


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