that green bar is when we started going out officially too, only 2 weeks after meeting her.

Oh yeah, green/red bars at the side of the dates indicate really, really good days vs days where we were gonna end it.

So yeah, it didn't mean to get this big. It started off small but snowballed so bad.

I'm ashamed of it.

Discuss.

That sounds creepy, and a little bit obsessive.

Don't tell anyone you're doing this.

Oh you poor obsessive-compulsive cunt. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.

What do you wish to accomplish with this?

You should show her. It might actually impress her that you cared enough to document everything so thoroughly.

Jesus fucking christ, dude, that's awesome

This is great. I think I'll do this with my next girlfriend.

Oh my god. This... I... wow man.

So you're using statistics, math, and logic to try an understand a woman? This will not work, do you see why?

>>9555706
You don't need to understand them, you only need to find their behavioral patterns.

I sort of want to do this now.

Way to make that shit too small to read.

Upload it somewhere OP. I really wanna see how you did it.

OP, that's fairly impressive.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH WOW

Is your name Nate Silver?

>>9555727
I see, interesting.

Any breakthroughs yet, OP?

>>9555741

Agreed, definitely needs to be uploaded.

Do you think She'd like this if she saw it????

Any correlations to her menstrual cycle? I'm a scientist of sorts and I've thought about doing this dozens of times.

Upload plox. This is amazing

literally amazing
if you haven't been keeping track of when she's on her period, though, then that's one hell of a missed chance

Huh. That's actually kind of interesting. Autistic, sure, but interesting.

>>9555775
Not OP, and I'm not sure that OP was trying to do this. I just wanted to point that out.

Useless data, not an impartial observer or recorder. This is retarded.

Archive this, now.

archbloxcxc

>>9555825
Definitely, but sage worthy, c'mon. All the shit that flows through here and this little gem is sage worthy?

Not sure if I would call this creepy or not. After all, it is in the name of SCIENCE, regardless of intentions. I'm interested in seeing the data.

OP here.

>>9555688

dunno, really. Like I said, I started it like a week after we started talking properly and it became a routine thing.

>>9555784

I don't know. I don't think I'll show her though.

>>9555809

No, I have. Here's a pic of the blurbs for the last few days and the percentage rating. I'm beginning to think the dips in the original graph correlate to her period.

For those curious, I uploaded the template you can download here:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6R8LWDK3

Here's what you put in:

visits/ meetups = put a cross here if you met up, bold it and make it dark green if you had sex
# = day number
Date = the date
Day = the day of the week
Description = few sentences of things that happened between you in that day
% = percentage of how well you think that day went
Score = orgasm tally
Chance of visit = your percentage prediction of a visit
Period = block to show your guess of when her period happens
Period error = your margin of error in days

>>9555851

He's just bitter that he didn't come up with the idea first.

What did you do today that resulted in it being 85%?

>>9555851

How is this a gem of anything? Some sad, obsessive guy made a bunch of graphs. Alert the media.

>>9555809
See picture. From what I can make out, they don't seem to have much of an effect. It also seems OP has started trying to predict when she visits, though I can't tell how accurate they were. Care to fill us in, OP?

OP is on my list of awesome achievers who wont get noticed by the world in general but still deserve a medal. Upload this bigger Op.

Do you ever find yourself too busy to update for a day, and go back and do it the next day?

Do you have a specific time you post your comments/recordings, because time of day could be a factor on the opinion you have of your gf and such?

Upload it to google docs, FTW

Yeah it's pathetic and all, but I have to admit it's also kind of cool in a way. It appeals to the obsessive analytical geek in me, I guess

I can't believe no one has thought of this before. It is genius.

>>9555868

Thanks a lot OP. Much appreciated.

You are creepy. Stop this. Now.

>look at orgasm tally column
>double digits in a few places

oh my

>>9555876

That needs updating to 100%, we're all good now.

We had some argument over some gay shit over the phone, about how I take things too seriously or something, idk.

>>9555884

I think I need to include a margin error for visiting predictions like I did with periods. Though I've become more accurate over time so it's within a day or two now.

>>9555904

I add the comments and adjust the percentage as they happen most of the time.

Sometimes I miss a day and just work it out from what I remember.

>>9555911

Honestly

That's what I've been thinking.

Orgasm tally currently stands at 21-19 to me btw, if anyone's wondering.

This is awesome. You're awesome.

Whatever you do don't show this to your girlfriend. If you guys ever break up she well tell all her new boyfriends about this shit and all her girlfriends. They most likely will laugh at you about it.

>>9555928
>about how I take things too seriously or something
I never would have guessed

>>9555938

This.

While most of us here think this highly interesting, it's still creepy.

I'm definitely going to fill it on my next relationship.

fuck everyone saying this is creepy.

"oh, einstein, still working on that theory of relativity, huh? can you say autism?"

this man is a scientist and a genius, and we'd probably all be better off if we could actually observer our relationships analytically.

>>9555922

..disregard that, I just remembered what a tally is. At first I thought the numbers were how many OP and his girl had that day. derp

Sweet and creepy at the same time.

A more objective look at relationships from the first person. Almost poem or story worthy.

Congratz. Seriously I love it.

Oh god. I hope she finds it one day while you're taking a shit and when you come out of the bathroom, the chair is still fucking spinning

I'm going to do this now with the next guy I date.

This is the neatest thing ever. If I were your lady I would love to see it.

But then again, if we ever broke up, I'd tell everyone you were creepy.

>>9555928
>about how I take things too seriously or something
Judging by this table, you certainly do. But keep up the good work anyway.

OP: do you keep tally when you suspect she faked her orgasm?

>>9555959
But we can't ever be objective about something as emotional as sex and romance. This is so touching and creepy. IT WILL FAIL AT OBJECTIVITY, but it will fail so tenderly.

GODDAMN I LOVE IT

Cool idea op, not sure of the accuracy, at least in a period shorter than a year, but in a long term relationship it would be interesting to see the results. Have you thought about making more longer term predictions, then comparing them to what actually happens?

I think I'm gonna start doing this too. But instead of girlfriends, it'll be hopeless crushes. I am on /r9k/ after all

>Product Activation failed
That's worse than pirating, you know? That's like stealing a kid's bicycle, and then busting the back wheel _before_ proceeding to bike to whatever destination you planned to take it.

requesting it for archive, OP is awesome

>>9555928
So what conclusions can you make from the data so far?

OP, this is glorious. I am amaze.

When did Ulillillia get a girlfriend?

This is highly exciting. Way to go in the name if Science.

I think if enough men do this and we crunch the numbers just right, we might just be able to get to the bottom of this whole female thing.

You know, now that I've thought about it more I actually don't think it's that bad. I mean, it's his relationship, it's not like he's keeping data on some girl he's stalking. Essentially he's just keeping a very precise journal on the relationship.

>>9556052
And in the end by correctly diagnosing it, we might be finally able to cure it!

OP is fucking epic archive this

SCIENCE!
what did you discover?

I already made my request, cmon guys, i gott go to sleep and i'd really want to see this tomorrow at 10 pm in the archive, pleeeaaaaaaaaase??

This thread is the essence of /r9k/, but with a bit more sexual action than normal.
Also, relevant xkcd

>>9556094
Faggots don't know how to save files as html apparently.

>>9556094
I did my part. Hopefully OP is still here to answer this: >>9556017

>>9556094

File > Save Page As...

There! Your very own archive.

thats all in one view?

how the hell did you get excel to do that?

>>9556117
>>9556107
Does it update changes in the thread too?

OP is there anyway you could upload your graph I'd be very interested in what you recorded so far.

>>9556017
Bump for insight.

>smaller version of above graph

This thread is hilarious and OP is hilarious.

OP you are fucking amazing. please turn this into free open source program for us all to download.

>>9555990

Yeah, I dunno what predictions though. I think I'm going to keep doing it for awhile longer.

A stat I wanted to add but never got around to as it was too late into it before i thought of it was start and end time of visits.

Then a tally of how long each visit lasted.

>>9556017

Nothing groundbreaking so far. I mean it's been a third of the year and apparently I'm a scientist but I have no background of statistical analysis or anything. Though I did notice the percentage of how well things go correlate a lot with how well I can predict her periods. That's cool, I guess? I think I need more data to really make more leaps and bounds like that

Honestly the real reason I'm still doing it is because it helps me remember the good times and stuff, and like, reading through it I can remember every single day. That's a nice thing to have.

Also nice to see a few femanons supporting this, gives me hope.

>>9556181
It's a spreadsheet. Get OpenOffice.org and you can open it.

>>9556139

I don't want to update all my own personal data cause you know, it's personal and all. But I did upload the template here >>9555868

I implore you all to try it, it's fun to pore over your stats.

this is entirely creepy, but from a scientific experiment approach you could probably submit this somewhere... as like a study on the average teenage couple or something.
other than that, weird as fuck

email it to her when you break up

>>9556208
>>9556244

I don't know how many times I have to say this..

This data is scientifically useless and also creepy and pathetic.

You are not an impartial observer, this data is "HOW I FELT ON THIS DAY OR THAT" in number form, and you're a fucking faggot.

Would like to do this for a man.

So just omit the period data/graphs?

>>9556266


Oh my god OP you have to do this.
Then screencap the reply and post it here.

OP did you just upload a blank template or the complete spreadsheet containing actual data?

>>9556266

"But I don't understand, I thought everything was going so well"
"I will be mailing you a chart, I'm sure it will explain everything"

>>9556287
No, use your period, so you can see whether it's having any effects.

>>9556304

Don't have a period, bro. I'm a dude.

And what the fuck it said I was muted for 2 seconds then I can't post for another 2 minutes?
Fuck you moot you dick nigger.

>>9555868
is the orgasm count yours or hers

Why this is shit:

1. You just give a fucking random guess for how you "felt". You should have an incredibly long list of factors which add up or deduct from a total, which you convert to a percent afterwards. No day should be 100%, because that would mean you made out, had sex, she gave you $10000, told you that you were the most amazing man on the planet, etc.
2. You are not aware of what she is doing all the time, so how can you really rate how well the day went? Your data will be completely inaccurate if she tells you she cheated on you on a day you rated 85%.

You can put anything on a graph and look smart. I could set up a list of characteristics to rate my shits every day and make a similar chart, but it wouldn't mean shit. What you are doing is shit. Get out, you shit.

So OP... why? Why did you make it? Does it serve a purpose? (other than self-amusement)

thanks for the template OP
gonna try it out, looks interesting

>>9556359
It includes both. See >>9555928

OP you need to look into "factor analysis". Coorelation finds the relationship between just two variables but factor analysis takes multiple variables into account at the same time and tells you which things are directly related to others.

>>9556268
>this data is "HOW I FELT ON THIS DAY OR THAT"
The only data based on feelings is the percentage of how the day went for the observer.
If he can actually pull off some patterns out of this over a long period then this might be somewhat useful and interesting.
I've never seen a graph like this and it's far more useful than your raging over the interwebs.

>>9556189

Femanon here. I started recording daily the nice things my boyfriend does me in a notebook he bought me last week. I'm doing it for the future as well, 'cause I get irrationally mad at and dissatisfied with him sometimes. This way, I'll always have something to embarrass myself into sanity with when I morph into my angry bitch form. Keep on going strong!

>>9556472

Be sure to include to mark the days you cheat on him!

>>9556472
ditches and oars

OP, did you ever have arguments with your girlfriend where your data would have been helpful?

-"Anon, why am I always the one to call you?! :'("
-"What? 78 of the 122 calls have been initiated by me!"

>>9556626
More appropriately.

"Sex just isn't that good anymore."
"I'll have you know I've made you orgasm 21 times to the 19 times you've made me orgasm."

>>9556626

Objective data'd throw a huge wrench in the average lover's quarrel, to be sure.

>>9556689
Unfortunately, if the woman asked him to cite his sources he might be forced to reveal his spreadsheets, which would probably start a whole new round of arguments.

Nicely done, Ulillillia. I thought you would never get near a girl in your entire lifetime!

For those interested, Ulillillia is a fucked-up guy with major OCD with an insane website to match. The website details his daily routines, his level of motive to do every little detail possible, and mathematical equations to fit with everything. I don't even think he's human anymore.

Tell me OP is this go to make you a better person.

Before you die, will you look back this chart and think it had meaning?

Are you going to upload this?

This is great OP. I wish I had a girl friend so I can do this.

As a girl, I am seriously impressed. I don't think its creepy at all, in fact its really interesting. Then again I'm into this kind of shit, others may not be.

Threads like these are the reason this is my favourite board

you should upload this

for science